"'Smack'! Beast! ”

Just when Li Tianyu was still 2 centimeters away from our non-mainstream little beauty and was about to take it back, this dramatic scene happened. I saw that the little beauty first gave Li Tianyu a slap in the face, and then the cryer ran away, and before running, she didn't forget to say "beast" to say goodbye to Li Tianyu. It fully reflects the high quality of a female victim of the Tang Dynasty.

"Young Master, are you alright, Young Master?"

"Haha, Tianyu, how about it, if you don't succeed, you will be scolded! Would you like to find out about this beauty for your brother? ”

"I'm fine, Brother Feng! That, Youliang, you know me, I have always been upright, simple and kind, loving righteousness and courage, and fighting grievances. So suddenly let me pretend to be an evil person, and it will not be very successful. Shame, shame! As for the eldest lady of the Qin family, forget it, I don't have any interest for the time being. ”

"But young master, why are you doing this?"

"That's right, Tianyu, I felt that you were a little too much just now."

"That's because everyone else is pretending, so I have to pretend to be experienced. Anyway, I've been fighting just a few times, but I didn't expect to be beaten by a little girl in the end. Amitabha! Good, good, good! It seems that in this harmonious Zhenguan Datang, we still have to try our best to convince people with virtue in the future. ”

"By the way, Youliang, Brother Feng, have any of you seen me being scolded as a 'beast' and slapped today?"

"Nope!"

"Nope!"

"Good, good! The answer is very good and objective! That's how we should behave! ”

"I see that so many things have happened today, don't go inside, it's not too early, let's go home early." In that case, Brother Feng and I will send Youliang home first, and then go back to Li's Mansion. It is estimated that it will not be long before dinner arrives at the Li Mansion. Let's go, Brother Feng, Youliang! ”

“……”

“……”

"Hey! Love is precious, and life is more valuable. Where there is life, there is hope. ”

Li Tianyu and his entourage first sent Chen Youliang back to Chen's Mansion, and then slapped a few farts at the door of Chen's Mansion, saying that Li Tianyu would definitely come to rescue Chen Youliang a few more times in the future, and so on, Li Tianyu and Li Feng went back to Li's Mansion. After arriving at the Li Mansion, Li Feng also retired first, Li Tianyu saw that the time was still early, so he returned to his room, and lay on the bed, the place where he was touched by the non-mainstream little beauty on his face felt a little slippery and tender and indescribable, and then he was lying on the bed with his eyes closed while thinking about what had happened in the past few days when he had crossed here. I always feel that everything is so dreamy, I said that I really came over when I crossed over, and my current self is really a phoenix and a crow, a goddess and a witch compared to myself in the future life. In other words, I don't know if anyone can notice his disappearance in the afterlife? Maybe not.

Thinking about it, Li Tianyu suddenly heard a voice calling him, and the voice was familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was? Li Tianyu opened his eyes suddenly, and found that he was lying on the desk in the classroom, saliva dripping down the table to the ground. It's noisy.,I feel that I'm still in a professional class.,Take a closer look at the voice just now that it was from the teacher in front of you.。 At this time, I saw that the whole class burst into laughter, and this sudden change frightened Li Tianyu suddenly, and then sat up from the bed. It's a dream-within-a-dream. I saw that there was no classroom, desk, teacher and classmates in front of me, only my own bed, table and pandan. Wow Ka Ka, when did this little guy Xianglan come in, why didn't I notice.

"Young Master, you have finally woken up, Young Master! Xianglan shouted the young master several times. ”

Yaxingda, I see, I said how can I feel that someone is calling Lao Tzu's name in my dream. It turned out that this little girl was gently shouting in my ear while I was sleeping, and it caused me to react in the dream. almost scared Lao Tzu half to death, mentally destroyed Lao Tzu, and killed Lao Tzu invisibly.

"That, Xianglan, if you see the young master asleep again in the future and want to call the young master, don't whisper in the young master's ear. You can just shake the young master awake, otherwise the young master will be scared to death by you sooner or later. By the way, what are you calling the young master? ”

"Back to the young master, Madame ordered Xianglan to call the young master to go to dinner."

"Oh, I see, you go down first. The young master is going. ”

"Yes, Xianglan retires!"

It was another warm family banquet for three. The meal was as generous as ever. What is rare is that our Li Tianyu was surprisingly hungry today, and after a wave of sweeping, he invaded every dish.

"My son eats slowly, your Uncle Liu will come over tomorrow, but don't teach others to see my son's appearance."

"I see, Mom! Don't worry, I will never embarrass our Li Mansion tomorrow. ”

"Okay, okay, if there's enough food, do you want to tell the kitchen to make more?"

"Enough, enough. Mom, you and my dad should eat too. You're welcome, in your own home. ”

"Haha, I'm really funny. Maybe before I became a father, I still felt that my Li family lacked funny people. Unexpectedly, my son has really changed a lot now, and I am very pleased to be my father. ”

"Dad has won the prize. It's all my father's teaching. ”

"This kid."

Finally, a warm family banquet came to an end. Li Tianyu returned to his own territory after saying goodbye to his parents, Li Tianyu originally planned to bask in the moon outside the house for a while, and by the way, look at the stars and count the moon, a pot of turbid wine Lao Bai Ganer plus a plate of spiced peanuts, and finally come to such a water tune song. However, after seeing that the vast starry sky did not have a single star and a half-round bright moon, Li Tianyu still gave up this elegant idea. It's better to go to bed early and welcome tomorrow. Anyway, there will be a big boss tomorrow who wants to bring his family to visit his family. I don't know what kind of gentleman he raises at home, if he has the qualifications to win over the Tianyu Alliance, he must not be soft. And I heard Youliang say that it seems that this Lord Liu is very hanging, and he was still a first-class Beijing official before. Whatever you say, you can't let him go tomorrow. Wow ha, it doesn't matter what Li Yunlong or Liu Yunlong are you, everything you have to surrender in front of Lao Tzu, and you have to use it only by Lao Tzu. Banana that Bara, speed hand and hurry to sleep. Anyway, the right hand that has been used all the time, the palm of the hand should not really turn black one day, right?

Our Li Tianyu quickly lay down on the bed again under Xianglan's service, and soon fell asleep again.

You can't see me, you can't see me************************ "Haa~~"

With this tenor in four or three beats, Li Tianyu happily opened his eyes. It's a brand new day, and the day of ** is about to start again. Anyway, there is still the secretary of the provincial party committee who is coming today, do you want to get up early? Although I wake up very early every day, going to bed early and waking up early has always been a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Unlike Ah Liang's stupid A, he updates until three or four o'clock in the evening every night, and doesn't get up until twelve o'clock at noon. That must be contrary to this harmonious society.

So Li Tianyu got up by himself, washed his face, brushed his teeth, or maybe rinsed his mouth, and after eating breakfast alone, he sent someone to call Li Feng. In Li Tianyu's own words, although he can't get out of the Li Mansion today, he can let Li Feng go out on behalf of Lao Tzu. Gang building is a national plan and cannot be delayed. Besides, Lao Tzu promised to help them take revenge as soon as possible and cut down the gang of robbers, and it happened that Li Feng was going to the headquarters to train them. Just enough to let Li Feng carry over Lao Tzu's will. Well, the brothers need to train harder, and hopefully the next time I see them, it will be a new look. At that time, I can go with my brothers to crusade against those bandits and help my brothers take revenge, and our Tianyu Alliance can take a firm foundation as soon as possible, based on Jiangsu, Datang and the whole of Southeast Asia. The world is to be conquered by our Tianyu Alliance.

After Li Tianyu roughly instructed Li Feng according to his own intentions, he went to ask Li's mother for peace. Looking at it like this, I don't know if it's good morning or good afternoon. And when will the legendary provincial party secretary Lord Liu come, according to the custom of later generations, it should be better at nine or ten o'clock in the morning, and of course he can't come empty-handed. I'm looking forward to it, I don't know what gift the secretary of the provincial party committee will give me, since I came to see Lao Tzu, I should prepare a gift for Lao Tzu in advance. Do you dare to give a wireless tablet?,It's really not okay to have a fruit mobile phone.,No matter how bad you give an MP number, there's nothing to say.,Without these things these days, it's equivalent to suffocating Lao Tzu alive.,Especially when you can't sleep in bed at night.。

"Good morning, Mom! Why are you still busy? ”

As soon as Li Tianyu walked to the hall, he saw his mother instructing the maids to wipe here, wipe there, and bring apples, bananas, and pears. I saw that my mother commanded the ground to be in order, and the maidservant girl was also in order. Wow Ka Ka, sure enough, what kind of son there is, what kind of mother there is; What kind of mother there is, what kind of housewife there is; What kind of mistress there is, what kind of handmaiden there is; What kind of servant girl there is, what kind of Li Mansion there is.

"It turned out to be Bao'er, have you had breakfast? Your Uncle Liu will arrive at the Li Mansion in half an hour. ”

"Oh, where's my dad?"

"Your father went to the government office early in the morning, and it is estimated that he will be back in a few hours. Although your Uncle Liu is coming today, your father still has to go to the mansion. ”

"Soga. Mom, is there anything I need help with? ”

"You silly boy. While you still have time, go and do what you need to do. Mom doesn't need your help here. Uncle Liu is here for a while, but you can't see anyone. ”

"Well, the kid got it."

After saying goodbye to his mother, Li Tianyu returned to his room. Then he called Xianglan and sat on the stone bench in the courtyard and chatted with Xianglan. At first, he asked some Tang Dynasty guests about the etiquette that should be paid attention to, and later directly talked about the official system and politics of the Tang Dynasty, but Li Tianyu didn't expect that Xianglan, the little girl, knew a lot. Could it be that these are the common sense that everyone in Datang knows, or the basic qualities that everyone must have.

Time was still passing by minute by second, and finally half an hour had passed. There was still no movement in the front yard, and Li Tianyu, who had been waiting impatiently, was secretly scolding this bullshit provincial party secretary in his heart. However, since ancient times, it seems that officials like this, and even his later generations have remembered that once the school invited Li Yang, the founder of Crazy English, to come to the school, which was called a lecture but was actually a pyramid scheme, the teachers and students of the school had already lined up on the campus and waited for nearly an hour. And before that, those leaders were made to wait at the highway intersection for more than half an hour. It can be seen from this that the more people pretend, the more they love to pretend.

As soon as Li Tianyu stood up and was about to go to find his mother, a family member came over and said that Li's mother called Li Tianyu over. Looks like this should be coming. So at the suggestion of our pandan little MM, Li Tianyu took his broken wood guitar from many years ago, uh, the Zhenguan out-of-print DIY Yao fan, wearing gold armor, and pedaling Hot Wheels to the front yard at the speed of the fourth universe.

"Mom, but are they here with my Uncle Liu?"

"Yes, your father and your Uncle Liu and their family rushed over together, hurry up and go over to greet your mother, stay for a while, my son will be too easy-going and lose etiquette."

"Well, the boy knows. Let's go, mother! ”

"You little devil!"

"Madam, Bao'er, come out to greet Lord Liu soon."

As soon as Li Tianyu and his mother walked to the gate of the Li Mansion, they heard Li Jiacheng shouting like this. With such a tacit understanding, it is possible that everything is calculated in advance. Then Li Tianyu saw his father accompanied by a typical national character face, who looked a little handsome, and more officials with official authority but not lack of kind temperament walked in. It looked like he had just gotten out of the carriage at the door. It seems to be followed by his family. Presumably, this must be the legendary secretary of the provincial party committee.

"Master, Lord Liu, the concubine has been waiting for Liu Da** for a long time. Quick, come in! ”

"This must be my nephew, right?"

"Tianyu has seen Uncle Liu. Uncle Liu was able to come to the house, it was really brilliant! ”

"Brother Tianyu, do you remember me?"

Suddenly, I saw a beautiful woman coming out from behind Liu Yunlong, and said to Li Tianyu. When our Li Tianyu saw it, he was surprised for a moment, thought for a moment, and then showed a smile that suddenly dawned on him. This should be 0.05 seconds. However, Li Tianyu found that today's Liu Ruoran is much more beautiful than before after wearing women's clothes, and there is also a little more naughty girl nature in the mature and decent ladylike temperament.

"Remember, remember, how can Tianyu forget Brother Ruoran?"

"So you know each other, Ran'er."

I saw a beautiful young woman walk out from behind Liu Yunlong again, and came to his right to face the little beauty, that's right, it was the little girl Liu Ruoran before us said this. However, this beautiful young woman looks much more beautiful and younger, and she looks like her sister and sister when she stands with Liu Ruoran. I don't know if Liu Ruoran will be so beautiful in the future? In other words, it is another case of an old cow eating tender grass.

"I said, why did my family Ran'er keep asking me to bring her to the Li Mansion to meet Li Gongzi when she was at home. didn't expect them to know each other before. ”

"Where, where. Lord Liu is serious, the dog has often run out of the house in recent days, and who knows how many playmates he has met outside. ”

"Hey, isn't this the fan you had that day? Take it to me! ”

"Ran'er, don't be rude!"

"Uncle is serious, today's uncle coming to the Li Mansion is equivalent to returning to his own home. It's all a family, don't be separated by some etiquette, so please don't blame it. ”

Although Li Tianyu was not very willing to give her Zhenguan out-of-print DIY Yao fan to others casually, but seeing Liu Ruo, a little girl who was completely different from the little girl who was dressed as a man that day, Li Tianyu still reluctantly handed her his Zhenguan out-of-print DIY Yao fan, and also helped her exonerate herself, saying such a scene that was extremely hypocritical at a glance.

"Hahahaha, okay, my nephew can speak, and he even wins my heart. Lao Li, it's not in vain that your Li family has such a good son. ”

"Haha, Lord Liu praised it falsely. Let's go in and sit. ”