readx; The banquet that night ended heartily in a warm and high-profile atmosphere, and the old man and the future little grandfather were high-spirited and satisfied. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info But Yang Chen is a little embarrassed, for him, this unscrupulous grandson is a bit too big, is there really no divine beast like the future mother-in-law in the Guogong Mansion who can suppress them? Yang Chen's high-profile enthusiasm for them was not a shirk, nor was it in the center of this embarrassing contradiction, vigilant and reluctant to be aggrieved around him, unusually bearing the whispers of Yingying Yanyan and rubbing his hands up and down, of course, Yang Chen was also careful under the coercion and temptation of his grandson and grandson to get up and down those Yingying Yanyan, the trembling hands were so trembling that they still trembled as if they were still overpowered when they walked out of the door of the brothel, and even Yang Chen doubted whether he could take tomorrow's exam.

The old man's enthusiasm was especially great, hooked his shoulders and put his back on Yang Chen's back to the door of the brothel, and he had to choose a quiet place with Yang Chen to burn yellow paper and cut off the head of the chicken to worship as a brother of the opposite sex, Xu Fatzi suddenly woke up half of the wine and didn't care about wiping the pink lipstick on his face, and dragged the old man of his family to the carriage, and hurriedly greeted the guards to send the old guy who was amused by the show back to his homeland, otherwise when his grandfather and Yang Chen worshipped, he could only follow and call Grandpa Yang when he saw Yang Chen in the future.

Xu Fatzi didn't leave, and meeting Yang Chen today may be a happy event in his life, so Xu Fatzi decided to change places and then high-profile the excitement in his heart. Yang Chen had no choice but to follow him to a place of fireworks, this time Yang Chen had the experience just now and the business was particularly skilled, and before Xu Fatzi shouted in his voice, Yang Chen still kicked the big teapot that came to greet him, "Prepare a private room, come to a table of good wine and food, the girls hurry up, slow down and be careful that the master smashes your chicken nest." ”

Fat Xu glared at Yang Chen with small eyes, and suddenly laughed, "Brother Yang is mighty, hahaha!" After that, he kicked the big teapot and told him to do it. The **, who was just about to step forward to theorize, didn't dare to say anything when he saw that this master was supporting him behind his back, and hurriedly arranged for everyone to welcome these two evil stars in.

When he came to the private room, Yang Chen saw the scene full of literati atmosphere, and suddenly a thrill, this room may be arranged for those poor scholars who like to dance, make ink, show off their literary talents, and promote words. But when Yang Chen saw these tired books, he suddenly thought of his worth and his life was still missing, Yang Chen hurriedly pulled Xu Fatzi to ask how his burden was found, and at the same time ignored civilization and morality, he hugged the powder head that had just come up and ate tofu.

Xu Fatzi was just a servant who was waiting by his eyes, and he had to be ordered to go, just when Yang Chen was worried about his own life, and when he and Xu Fatzi were eating tofu with wine, the servant came back with his own baggage, he respectfully returned the burden to Yang Chen, and returned to the wine table to pour tea and water for them.

Yang Chen looked at the return of the burden, and was overjoyed, and hurriedly paid high respect to Xu Fatzi, Xu Fatzi waved his hand with a golden knife, but beckoned the servant to come close and speak, "Which one stole my brother's burden, but did you take it?" I said I was going to chop off his hand myself. ”

The servant hurriedly bent down to talk, "Little grandfather, take it, it's Sun San'er from the west of the city, and the brothers are doing miscellaneous work downstairs, waiting for the little grandfather and Yang Ye to send it down in person." ”

Xu Fatzi glanced at Yang Chen, which meant to ask Yang Chen's opinion, Yang Chen hurriedly waved his hand, "Let's let it go, just treat it a little bit, do you have to spare people and spare people." The burden has returned, and it is not good to fight and kill again. ”

Xu Fatzi nodded at the servant, but he waved his hand and didn't say anything, but after a while, he heard a scream downstairs, which frightened the powder in Yang Chen's arms and shook his body, and he was already frightened under the thick powder.

"If you do something wrong, you have to be punished, just now I asked the people below to abolish one of his hands, and the master said that he was going to chop off one of his hands, hehe!" Xu Fatzi said disapprovingly at Yang Chen, picked up the wine glass and continued to tease the powder in his arms.

Yang Chen didn't have anything to say, picked up his wine glass and let Xu Fatzi continue to talk, laugh and feast. Yang Chen just brought the wine glass to his mouth, but with an oops, he seemed to remember something, hurriedly put down the glass, pushed away the delicate and gentle in his arms, and rummaged the burden.

Yang Chen's anxiety made Xu Fatzi a little worried, "Brother Yang is not missing, I think it must have been stolen by that thief, he shouldn't be far away, I will bring him to you and ask for it, hum!" The fat man said as he instructed the servant next to him to go downstairs, but Yang Chen's movements stopped him.

Yang Chen took out the book from the baggage and shook his head and read it at the wine table, Xu Fatzi and the servant stared at the big eyes and opened their mouths with a big face of disbelief, they didn't believe what they saw in their eyes, Yang Chen didn't forget to read when he was **, it's really ...... Is...... It's insulting!

Xu Fatzi quietly and cautiously walked to Yang Chen's side, staring at Yang Chen carefully swimming in the sea of books, he looked at the book strangely, Yang Chen suddenly stretched out his hand and took the book in Yang Chen's hand, he put the book behind him to avoid Yang Chen to grab the hand, while twisting his fat body, he quickly turned a few pages to check, but when he saw that the content of the book was not a spring palace or other kind of interesting knowledge, he threw the book far away, and looked at Yang Chen with a mocking face.

Yang Chen picked up the book that had been thrown away, beat the dust, and looked back at Xu Fatzi fiercely, "Don't make trouble, I'm going to test the strategy tomorrow, but the strategy is hopeless!" ”

"What, what kind of strategy, and bow horses, what are these?" Fat Xu sat firmly on the chair, stretched out his head, and took the freshly peeled crystal grapes in the powder's hand in his mouth.

"I'm here to take the test, Wuju, you know?" Yang Chen rolled his eyes and still looked at the book seriously.

"Cut, what should I do, isn't it this year's martial arts competition, I've been ready for a long time, I'm looking forward to the battle of arches and horses, I heard that there will be a drill before the battle."

"But seriously, you can't be joking, I'm afraid you can't even write with your fat head and big ears, hehe."

"You underestimated me, my grandfather had already prepared everything for me......" Xu Fatzi said stiffly, but he really couldn't say it anymore.

"Hehe, let me be sure, I don't have a good grandfather like you, I still have to work hard, you should be quiet."

Yang Chen worked hard in the brothel, and from time to time there were Xu Fatzi's ridicule, powder-headed laughter, and disgust, and finally **, but Yang Chen didn't listen to what was going on in bed, and only read the sage books. Time always flies quickly, when Yang Chen woke up on the table, the first thing he saw was ** that old face with thick gouache that could not see the real lines, and it was a look of ridicule and sarcasm, when Yang Chen stood up, she also looked at Yang Chen's next three roads with deep meaning, that meaning made Yang Chen vicious and had an urge to shout loudly, "I'm not sick, I'm really not sick!" ”

Xu Fatzi, who was a little depressed, also got dressed and got up under the service of the fans, he looked at Yang Chen a few times, of course, he also went to Yang Chen's next three ways, that look was the same as the expression of **, and the angry Yang Chen had the urge to take off his essence and come to Huashan to discuss the sword with him.

The two walked out of the brothel shoulder to shoulder, hastily ate breakfast at the street stall, and went straight to the examination room, of course, under the fat face of Grandpa Xu, the boss did not charge money. The examination room for martial arts is selected in a general liberal arts examination venue, which may be due to the haste in the preparation. Yang Chen, as an experienced showman, must not be afraid of these, it is nothing more than a certain civil official invigilator, who can't cheat, can't do this, can't that.

Since he checked his identity, Yang Chen and Xu Fatzi entered the examination room together, but Xu Xiaogong did not have an identity certificate but stretched out his fat face as a proof, but the little official welcomed him in as if he was a father. Yang Chen sat in the number room of the examination room, and as soon as the test questions came out, Yang Chen had a calculation in his heart. Those topics are very simple, nothing more than the equipment between some soldiers, the coordination between cavalry and infantry, plus the use and configuration of muskets, the pen in Yang Chen's hand did not stop for a moment, and he made a good article freely. He stretched out his body and looked into the room next to him, but in the open room, he saw Xu Fatzi leaning on his body and sleeping soundly, and the snoring sound was loud, but the civil official who was invigilating the examination had no way to turn around in a hurry.

Yang Chen shook his head and smiled helplessly, then lay on the table and wanted to rest for a while, but his head was still facing the direction of Xu Fatzi, admiring his admirable style. Suddenly, a dignified old civil official came to the side and waved his hand at the anxious young civil official, and when the young civil official walked away, he cautiously looked around, took out a test paper from his sleeve, and replaced the blank paper in front of Xu Fatzi that was wet with saliva. Xu Fatzi reacted for a long time before he came back to his senses, he rubbed his sleepy-eyed fat face and looked at the test paper full of words, revealing a lewd smile. He could still be heard beating when he was very close, "His uncle's master, who is so quick, scared the little master, hehe!" ”

Xu Fatzi turned his head but saw Yang Chen with a smile on his face inside the door of the room on the side of the room was open, and Yang Chen saw that he was not in a good mood, so he got up and made a silent strike with both hands, which clearly meant that he sighed and did it beautifully. Xu Fatzi didn't think so, and put on an underwhelming appearance, his head was raised at a forty-five degree angle, his eyes were rolled, his mouth was tightly pursed, and he could still hear his humming.

Yang Chen suddenly changed his gesture when he saw his underbeaten appearance, and suddenly raised his middle finger at him, and when Xu Fatzi came back to his senses and was shocked, it was already time to hand in the papers, and the two brothers chased after me in the examination room, and Xu Fatzi's muffled voice came, "You are a dead man, tell me what that gesture means, and see how the master cleans you up later!" ”

The behavior of the two was a little too out of line, so that the old examiner who looked dignified angrily slapped the table a few times, Yang Chen instantly changed to the appearance of a good boy and pointed at Xu Fatzi, the old examiner snorted and sealed the test paper but was silent, and he shot at Xu Fatzi with straight eyes.

When he came out of the examination room, Xu Fatzi still pestered Yang Chen to ask about the meaning of the gesture, it can be seen that his IQ is on the same pace as Uncle Wang, Yang Chen's irritability was entangled and told him that this was the meaning of blessing him, so happy that Xu Fatzi also raised his middle finger at Yang Chen, and Yang Chen sighed that the current world was too fast!

There was still a period of time before noon, Yang Chen joined in Xu Fatzi's daily activities, first he was surrounded and rampant on the street for a long time, nothing more than blocking the way of the beautiful young woman, kicking the stall of the hawker who didn't have long eyes, and then eating something without giving money or anything, which made Yang Chen feel too comfortable, his dream was to lead the evil servants to run rampant in the countryside to tease the little lady, but he didn't expect to follow Xu Fatzi today to come true at once.

It was almost noon, and Xu Fatzi proposed to continue the mission that he had not completed yesterday, and continue to go to some places to drink and talk about prostitution in the daytime. But Yang Chen had enough of that kind of life in just one day, and proposed to practice archery first, Xu Fatzi was stubborn, but he had to accompany him to find a place, but the place where he could run horses and shoot arrows was not so easy to find, and the two led a group of domestic servants to go around the fat man's territory and did not find a good place, so they had to sit down in a pavilion by the river.

The two of them sat in the pavilion bored for only a moment, and the fat man couldn't help but go to the downtown and rampant villages. Yang Chen had no choice but to rest in the pavilion and wait for him to return, and he hadn't rested for long when he saw a servant panting in a panic and came to him in a panic and shouted for help, "Young Master Yang, the young master and the people are fighting, you are beaten badly, hurry up and help!" ”

Yang Chen slapped his forehead helplessly, and sighed in his heart, Xu Fatzi really looked like he was causing trouble, and followed the servants, and when he got to the place, Yang Chen was shocked on the spot, Xu Fatzi was pressed under a person and couldn't get up, and a crying father shouted to his mother and threatened loudly, but the person on the body didn't think so, still clasped his shoulders and pressed his fat face into the dust.

Yang Chen took a few steps closer to find that the person who lowered his head and carefully treated the fat man was a woman, but Yang Chen didn't see his face clearly and only felt that he had found a little familiarity in her, he hugged his fists and said, "Dare to ask this woman, can your subordinates be merciful and spare the boy brother, please bear with me if there is much neglect!" ”

When the woman heard the voice, she looked up and saw the excitement on Yang Chen's face, and instantly let go of her hand and looked at Yang Chen in a daze, she couldn't take her eyes off, Yang Chen saw that the woman's appearance was oops, and she suddenly fell back to the ground, so frightened that everyone withdrew and looked at the two of them with questions. At this time, the fat man stood up and slipped to Yang Chen, who was lying on the ground, "Brother Yang, this little lady is very spicy, I just said a sentence that you look at my face, oops, it really fucking hurts!" ”

Yang Chen didn't answer, Xu Fatzi thought that Yang Chen had also been murdered, so he came up to check, but at this time, the woman was shouting angrily on the side, "Take away your dirty paws, catch me and do a lot of things, beg for a beating!" ”

Before Xu Fatzi came to his senses, he flew out with a groan, directly swept over Yang Chen's head, drew a beautiful arc and plunged into the small restaurant on the side of the road, and the sound of ping-pong rose instantly.