Chapter 59: The domineering Brother Tianba
"Bold thief. You dare to trespass into the territory of our Black Wind Village without permission. Say, Who are you? ”
I saw a standard bandit with a knife in the shape of a bandit and a rogue and asked Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang. And his hands have begun to clench the large knife in his hand. It's noisy, the thief is obviously you, Lao Tzu and Youliang know at a glance that you are a good citizen who is not toxic or harmless, and you are still yelling at us like this. It's really laughing at Lao Tzu, and this big talk is too fucking humorous.
"Well, this big brother, you can see that we are not bad people, little brother, we are just scholars. Little brother, my friend and I came to visit the north of our Yangzhou city today without incident, and by the way, we found some inspiration to compose poems. The younger brother looks at this mountain feng shui is excellent, beautiful and dignified, majestic and verdant, so he wants to go up to the top of the mountain to have a look, but in fact he has no intention of intruding into your territory. By the way, the younger brother sees that this big brother is burly and strong, mighty, and heroic, I don't know what to call this big brother? ”
Wow Ka Ka, it turns out that there are sentinels here, so why didn't he find out about Lao Tzu's arrival before? It happened to be going to pee, but it looked more like he was napping, and then Youliang accidentally woke him up. It's okay that you're alone, and it's not a problem for you to do it. But after all, now Lao Tzu is in your territory, and the mountain is your nest, so it is convenient for you to move rescue soldiers, and Lao Tzu should not have a conflict with you now. So if Lao Tzu does it now, it will definitely not be cost-effective, anyway, you guys will die in the hands of Lao Tzu's Tianyu Alliance sooner or later. Okay, so let's save your life for a few days.
"I'm Zhao Tianba of Black Wind Village."
"Oh, it turns out that your Excellency is Zhao Tianba, the hero of Black Wind Village. To tell you the truth, I have admired the heroes of our Black Wind Village for a long time. I have long heard that the heroes of our Black Wind Village are all robbing the rich and helping the poor, drawing swords to help each other when the road is uneven, chivalrous and courageous, and heroes with affection and righteousness. When I saw you Zhao Yingying today, I really showed a heroic demeanor all over my body. In fact, I have always fantasized that one day I will be able to join our Black Wind Village, but every time I think of my weak physique, I know that I am really not worthy of our Black Wind Village. Seeing Zhao Yingying's heroism and demeanor today, he really deserves to be the hero of our Black Wind Village. Li Tianyu immediately improvised to the situation, his tongue was bright, and he told lies and slapped the robber known as "Zhao Tianba" without blinking.
"That is, my brothers in Heifeng Village are all heroes who are vigorous and powerful, affectionate and righteous." Obviously, this Zhao Tianba eats Li Tianyu's set very much, and he is very comfortable in his bones when he is photographed by Li Tianyu.
Seeing this, Chen Youliang hurriedly took out a silver ticket of one hundred taels from himself and handed it to Zhao Tianba, and also imitated this Li Tianyu and said to Zhao Tianba: "Yes, that is." Zhao Yingying, our two brothers admire our Heifeng Village very much, today I am fortunate to be able to meet Zhao Yingying, and please take our two brothers to Heifeng Village to have a look, hoping that the hero will be perfect. ”
It's noisy.,Anyway, it's very clever today.,It's pretty good.。 Yes, that's what I like. Maybe then Lao Tzu may go in to visit openly, and he can have an extra tour guide out of thin air, hey, it's a pity that Lao Tzu doesn't have a camera now.
"Wait, are we people in Black Wind Village the kind of people who see money and sell their personality for money? Yes? Do you want to send me away for just one hundred taels, let alone one hundred taels, even two hundred taels, I won't do anything to sell my personality, is our Black Wind Village only worth this price? At the very least, it's worth three hundred taels! I saw that Zhao Tianba had just seen the one hundred taels of silver ticket in Chen Youliang's hand, and his eyes lit up. Then he looked left and right, and pretended to be upright while talking, and took it directly from Chen Youliang's hand and put it in his clothes.
It's noisy, and I finally saw someone who had a fight with Tianyu. Lao Tzu just took it out and didn't plan to hand it to you personally, so you took it directly and put it in the placket, and pretended to be very upright. I can't imagine that there are such a powerful character in this Black Wind Village.
"That's, that's. Zhao Yingying is naturally not that kind of person. Regarding this point, I think our entire Heifeng Village and even the entire Jiangsu people know it very well. Zhao Yingying has always regarded money as dung, valued affection, and was a great hero who was helpful. So of course this can't be measured in terms of money. This mere five hundred taels of silver tickets, I think even if you don't give Zhao Yingying, you will also help us to fulfill our wishes. It's just that our two brothers admire Zhao Yingying, so if Zhao Yingying doesn't accept the five hundred taels of silver tickets today, we will be very unhappy in our hearts, and even give up the idea of going to our Black Wind Village today. But where would Zhao Yingying let the two brothers come all the way and return in vain, he will definitely sacrifice his personality to help us for the dream that we can achieve for many years today. Naturally, for the two of us brothers, being able to personally give Zhao Yingying some drink money is also our dream. So I think anyone can understand this. ”
Banana, you Barra, you kid is still a hundred taels of silver, anyway, you ask for silver in this cottage every day, is it useless, don't you often go out to visit the green house secretly at night? Anyway, your kid's cheekiness is really not generally fucking thick, and you can be so righteous and awe-inspiring if you ask for money. It seems that Lao Tzu is still a little bit different from your decisiveness, but now I really admire you.
"Hmm. What you said is good, it seems that you really know me very well, and you also know our Black Wind Village very well. However, although everyone can understand this matter, I have always disliked being too public, and I have always pursued a low-key approach, so there is no need to pass this matter on to others. That's it, for the sake of your two brothers who have admired our Black Wind Village for a long time, I will make an exception and take you back to the village today. Even if these six hundred taels are counted as three hundred taels each of your two brothers as wine money for the brothers of our Black Wind Village, I will help the brothers take it now, and when I bring the owner of the village back, I will hand it over to the owner of the village. ”
I saw that our Zhao Yingying's eyes lit up even more after seeing the five hundred taels of silver tickets in Li Tianyu's hand, as if he had seen a fly with fresh. Of course, this time, our Zhao Yingying still said with great righteousness, and without hesitation, he put the five hundred taels of silver tickets in Li Tianyu's hand into the placket of his clothes, and the position closest to his heart. The silver ticket is still warmer on the chest, and the cold heart is also warmed, and the whole body is very comfortable.
"Admire, admire! Zhao Yingying is really a hero, extraordinary. The admiration for you is like the continuous flow of the surging river, and it is like the flooding of the Yellow River out of control. Then there is Lao Zhao Hero to lead the way for us. "Although Chen Youliang also praised our Zhao Yingying like this, in fact, he had long wanted to call Zhao Tianba his grandfather father in person.
"Then let's go, you go down the mountain with me. After entering the Black Wind Village for a while, you must remember to follow me, don't run back and forth! ”
"That's nature! By the way, I heard Zhao Yingying say just now, today's helper of our Black Wind Village, oh, our village owner is not in the village, dare to ask Brother Tianba, where is our village owner? ”
Li Tianyu saw that Zhao Tianba had accepted the silver ticket, and the matter had been successful, so he also got close to Zhao Tianba while going down the mountain. Yaxingda, Lao Tzu is Brother Tian, I have to call you Brother Tianba, forget it, let your kid ripple for a while and a half, anyway, Lao Tzu's Tianyu League will annihilate you sooner or later, first annihilate and then destroy, and then annihilate and then annihilate.