Chapter 6: The Siege
I don't know which great man said it, time is like a wild donkey, it doesn't stop running, and in a blink of an eye, Yang Chen has passed nearly two months under the training of the three masters, and the process is miserable. Every day, just after dawn, I was called up by an unscrupulous uncle to practice the basics, which was nothing more than some things that exercised body coordination, and the actual things were not taught at all. However, Yang Chen also knew his weaknesses, and he was very cooperative and was yelled at and drunk, during which he only occasionally rolled his eyes and stretched out his middle finger.
Li Luoxiu, the master, is still more competent, and her excellence as a teacher has been brought into full play by her. As soon as breakfast is over, he will come to teach the arts, so that Yang Chen eats breakfast in horror, which is comparable to the last supper before the crucifixion of Jesus. However, Master Li taught a lot of practical things, and as soon as he came up, he went straight to the point, and the realistic version of the Seven Injuries Boxing Yang Chen had practiced seven-seven-eighty-eight, although the taste was still insufficient, but I couldn't help but admire the eyesight and comprehension ability of a **silk scholar, who had read all over the world and had the ability to naturally have ** in his heart. Yang Chen is still more obedient to learn art with Master Li, no, he is quite obedient, and he doesn't even dare to roll his eyes, the reason is clear, but if he is not obedient, he is in danger of feeding tigers. After-school activities are to accompany Miss Li everywhere to have fun and relax, but the number of happy times is relatively small, Miss Li is happy Yang Chen will be cheap to "guide" her unhappy, if she is unhappy, then you don't need Yang Chen's guidance, most of them will be used as a human flesh sandbag for her venting. The two laughed and scolded but didn't find that the vines of strange feelings had already taken root and sprouted, and sooner or later they would be entangled in death and life, but now only Yang Chen died and was beaten.
Just after lunch, Yang Chen will go to the village wine shop to get some village wine, and then leisurely go to the temple to find the old monk master, the short journey from the village to the temple is Yang Chen's most comfortable and happy moment, this may also be the moment when he can rest for a while. The old monk is not there every time, if he is not in Yang Chen, he will put the wine on the conspicuous stone and leave. The old monk did not teach Yang Chen martial arts these days, but he told Yang Chen a lot of things in the Buddhist scriptures, Yang Chen was a little tempted to vomit, but he still had the patience to listen to the old monk's teachings again and again.
Shengri seeks the Fangsi waterfront, and the boundless scenery is new. Waiting for leisure to know the east wind side, thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring. Yang Chen didn't come to the river to go on a trip to the spring, he didn't want to live a pretentious life of a talented man, and he didn't have that mood, he came to follow Li Luoxiu to practice martial arts. Today, Li Luoxiu was in a good mood, sitting on the stone by the river and watching Yang Chen practice martial arts carefully, his eyes were green, his face was red, the corners of his mouth were smiling and secreting a trace of saliva, just like the big bad wolf in the fairy tale who saw the lamb, and Yang Chen's movements were all out of shape, and he almost broke his foot. However, Master Li, who has always been strict, didn't notice it, just looked at him stupidly, and didn't leave his eyes for a moment. The spring light is warm, the breeze is blowing, and the green willows are fluttering, which sets off Li Luoxiu so much that she doesn't want it, and it is full of golden light, Yang Chen is also puzzled in his heart, and he also begins to doubt his own vision, and feels that Li Luoxiu is becoming more and more pleasing to the eye, although it is only pleasing to the eye. Originally, the spring light, the breeze, and the green willows were the soil that bred feelings, and there was some truth in the long-term love, but the development of the little sprouts in Yang Chen's heart was a little slow.
Yang Chen approached Li Luoxiu and stretched out his hand to shake it in front of her stupid eyes, Li Luoxiu was still stunned for a moment before she came back to her senses, she became helpless when she was frightened, and the flush on her face spread to her neck.
"Sichun, do you want me to introduce one to the master, there are still a lot of single dogs in Yangjiazhuang, and you can't help yourself with the dazzle you pick." Yang Chen's mind was the least sober when he was cheap, and he teased this terrifying beast again.
When Li Luoxiu heard this, the gods and demons possessed him instantly, and he simply came directly to make a move to tease his yin feet. Yang Chen reacted quickly, raised his leg to avoid Li Luoxiu's nirvana, and reflexively ran towards the distance. He knew his strength, if she hadn't been making this trick these days, she would definitely not have been able to dodge. Yang Chen turned around and teased Li Luoxiu while running, with a smile on his face, but his mouth was panting.
"I just want to tell you a talented man who knows etiquette and etiquette, and let him bless you and behave in a proper manner, and suffocate you, a little bird who knows how to scurry and make noise, to death." Yang Chen's language was a little vicious, but he forgot that he was the only talented master in Yangjiazhuang, and when he said this, he was also going around himself.
"Yang Chen, you are going to die, and you have to introduce me to a dog, I think you are more suitable for a dog, see if I don't catch you and pick your skin." Li Luoxiu was stunned for a moment when he didn't have an effect, and when he heard Yang Chen's teasing, he also ran up, waving the willow branch in his hand that had been broken at some point, looking like he was going to devour Yang Chen alive and straighten him on the spot.
The two of them chased me on the river beach, and the splashing river unconsciously wet the clothes of the two, and the feelings also unconsciously wet the hearts of the two. One laughs, the other is angry, frolicking and playing there like two little lovers.
"Stop me, you idiot, you can't escape." Li Luoxiu's steps were light, and the distance between him and Yang Chen was getting closer and closer. Yang Chen's footsteps slowed down a little, and he was accidentally thrown to the ground by Li Luoxiu from behind. Yang Chen was unwilling to be captured and struggled, so he hugged Li Luoxiu in his arms, and the movements of the two stopped, staring at each other closely, with affection in their eyes. Li Luoxiu should be emotional, after all, a girl's heart is the softest, but Yang Chen, who has been living under suppression, is a little surprised, he has always thought that his master is not a real woman, but a former enemy in the clothes of a little girl.
Holding Li Luoxiu lying on his back on the river beach, Yang Chen changed his previous opinion of her, at least in terms of the feel and the touch on the chest, it is still relatively good, convex and backward, full of elasticity. He used to be vicious, thinking that this violent woman must have no goods, so he cynically tortured himself. I didn't expect to "feed the tiger with my body" today, only to know that there are goods and no goods, so I have to try it in person to know. Didn't this little girl get angry when she was held like this? Is this to give me what I want? Ha ha...... I really earned it today......
Yang Chen's claws began to move, slowly moving down on Li Luoxiu's back, the contact points on his chest made his mouth a little dry, and Yang Xiaochen also showed signs of slow recovery. Yang Chen gently prepared to put his hands up and down, Li Luoxiu, who felt the itch, looked down shyly and did not look at Yang Chen, grabbed Yang Chen's shoulders with both hands slightly, and his smart eyes glanced at Yang Chen from time to time, which made Yang Chen tremble a lot. Today may be Easter after my crucifixion, God has great mercy to send down a sister Lin from the sky, no, Sister Li, haha...... Earned, earned! The devil's claws, which were already in place, reflexively pinched Li Luoxiu's buttocks, and Yang Xiaochen also exerted a pillar of optimus in vain.
"Ah", Li Luoxiu's eyes changed suddenly, full of panic and panic, and her face was red and in danger of bursting blood vessels at any time. Yang Chen smiled lewdly, and his eyes glowed green, ready to dedicate himself.
only heard two crisp sounds in his ears, Yang Chen's face instantly turned into a pig's head, his ears were buzzing, and his eyes were full of stars. "You stupid, you want to be so easy to get cheap to your aunt and grandmother, Lang Lang, in broad daylight, you prostitute is so daring!"
Li Luoxiu did not wronged Yang Chen, just now he really wanted to come "in broad daylight", but he forgot that the female benefactor is not a good stubble, how can she give alms to him for no reason. Yang Chen lay on the ground sadly, the sequelae of the two slaps had just dissipated, and his body, legs, and even his crotch were hit hard by the chill. Encountering this female benefactor who can run away at any time, Yang Chen regretted it a lot, and sighed in his heart that the world was cold and people's hearts were not ancient, and there was the moving story of the talented and beautiful woman in the book.
Seeing that Yang Chen was twitching on the ground, Li Luoxiu said sharply: "Don't embarrass this sect master there, hurry up and go to the city of Shaoxing Mansion with me, if your aunt is in a good mood, you will buy a big meat bun to eat." Li Luoxiu's words made people feel that Yang Chen was a little pet dog that pleased him in front of her, and a small meat bun could move and soothe his wounded heart.
Yang Chen got up from the ground aggrievedly and followed Li Luoxiu's side, his body was low, his hands were consciously placed in front of him, his eyes were filled with tears, and his mouth was whispering.
Li Luoxiu and his "pet" sat in the back of the horse-drawn carriage in the village to go to Shaoxing Mansion enjoying the sunshine in the spring, Li Luoxiu's legs swayed, his face squinted at the sky and smirked, with the feelings of a little woman, Yang Chen's eyes around him glowed green, and then he hid it again, otherwise he would have provoked another violent beating.
The ancient bazaar was no worse than now, and the backwardness of the economic level could not stop people from buying **, especially a woman of the size of Li Luoxiu, it was simply a Shenxing Taibao possession, no, more powerful than him, they did not have a vest on their legs, and they could travel thousands of miles without reciting a spell, and they could travel thousands of miles and visit the entire bazaar. Although women are not allowed to hike, the atmosphere of the Ming Dynasty is still relatively humane, and there is no bad habit of showing up on the street to invite sin. This is cheap Yang Chen, while accompanying Miss Li to go shopping and relax, he can also feast his eyes and beautify his soul, otherwise his aesthetics will plummet after being with Li Luoxiu for a long time.
Walking to the steaming bun shop, Yang Chen instantly left behind the important task of beautifying his soul, and the glorious task of accompanying Miss Li to go shopping and relax. He walked to the big steamer set up on the street with golden eyes, and looked straight at the amiable big meat bun in the pot, and the haze in his heart disappeared all of a sudden.
Li Luoxiu looked at Yang Chen with disdain, she didn't understand how a talented old man could be so virtuous, that look was just like a dog seeing that. Li Luoxiu shook his head and pursed his lips and stretched out his hand, and a piece of loose silver was thrown onto the steaming cloth lifted by the steamer, and the boss's eyes lit up and he was busy entertaining Yang Chen to eat steamed buns, and he was still worried about the silver that was not much bigger than peanuts in one hand.
Yang Chen's eyes also lit up, grabbed the bun with both hands and squatted down on the spot to nibble violently, the corners of his mouth were oily and he rolled his eyes. Li Luoxiu couldn't help it, he wanted to beat her up to relieve the anger in his heart. She endured it again and again, her body trembling and going around in circles, looking up to the sky and sighing.
"Hey, isn't this Miss Li? Hahaha...... I was lucky to be able to meet the little lover I thought about day and night. The voice of the voice revealed the domineering and **, Yang Chen's mouth was occupied, but his ears were not idle, and he definitely not a good thing when he heard it.
Yang Chen was gnawing on the meat bun and looked up at the visitor, the man was freshly dressed in a brocade robe, but his hair was tied indiscriminately behind his head without a crown, and there was a golden longevity lock hanging around his neck, like today's local tyrant underworld wearing a big gold chain with the thickness of his thumb on his neck. He stood in the street proudly, his legs wide apart but shaking. With a horizontal face and small eyes narrowed into a line, he looked at Li Luoxiu obscenely and unscrupulously, as if he was going to eat her. Behind the bear-like body stood many domestic servants in green clothes and small hats, and the group looked like some evil servants who were rampant in the countryside for the tiger, and they were now shouting and cheering for their master.
Seeing this, Yang Chen forgot to chew the food in his mouth, and got up slowly, he was not shocked by this coquettish appearance, but his heart was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred, because it was Yang Chen's great dream to take a group of dog slaves to molest women from good families on the street, and he didn't want to see his predecessors who had realized his dream today.
"You dog should keep your mouth clean, otherwise your aunt will cut your tongue." Without waiting for Yang Chen to bow down to this senior to express his admiration, Miss Li spoke fiercely.
"Hey, I'm so scared, don't cut my tongue, I'll stretch it out for you to bite, bite it down and accept your fate, haha......" The smile on the face of the "senior" was even worse, with a dirty look, and the evil servants behind him also coaxed, teasing Li Luoxiu to hurry into action.
"Brother Meng, the younger brother has been looking up for a long time, and it is really a blessing to see the true face of Brother Mengjiang today, fortunately, fortunately, even until ah!" Yang Chen tried to swallow the food in his mouth, and approached the thing and saluted with fists. The noisy scene quieted down all of a sudden, and the fierce general brother and the cheering group behind him closed their mouths and looked at Yang Chen, all of them with puzzled faces.
After Yang Chen finished saluting, he saw that the fierce general looked at him with a stupid look without any movement, so he stepped forward more warmly and hugged him at once, and the joy and encouragement gave people the illusion that they might be long-lost brothers. Yang Chen couldn't stop patting his back, wiping the grease on his hands by the way, burying his face in his brocade and jade robe, and rubbing the grease on his mouth on his chest with all his strength.
The fierce general stood there so blankly, he doubted that he really had a long-lost brother, otherwise with his reputation as a rampant fish and meat in the township, how could anyone see him so excited, so emotional. He was stunned for a moment, responded to Yang Chen with a perfunctory smile on his face, and gently patted Yang Chen's back with his hand, which also looked like he hated to see each other. Li Luoxiu was also stunned, she didn't understand why Yang Chen did this, it was his enemy, the enemy would definitely not be this scene when he saw him, right? That day, it was this killing that he was arguing with himself on the bridge before he was scolded by Yang Chen, and he kicked Yang Chen into the water with a kick in anger and almost died.
Yang Chen's temperament is not the kind of person who holds grudges, he is the kind of person who will take revenge on the spot, he recognized this killer when he squatted there to eat buns, but a scholar's mind is delicate, he thinks that his strength cannot be compared with it at all, he can only outwit and not attack, and give him his advantage to take him by surprise. Yang Chen wiped the grease from his mouth and hands and withdrew his head from the chest of the fierce general, with a sincere smile on his face, this was his secret weapon to paralyze the enemy. He slowly held the shoulders of the fierce general brother with both hands and exerted force in vain to make a crisp knee, the fierce general brother only cared about smirking at him but was defenseless, and suddenly fell into the way, the smile instantly froze and the body convulsed vigorously, and then screamed out miserably and collapsed to the ground. The servants behind him were enjoying an emotional drama of brothers meeting each other, but they couldn't imagine that it was a "brother Yan Wall" drama, and they all froze in place one by one.
Yang Chen stood coquettishly in front of the fierce general, pinching his waist with both hands and smiling, standing upright with one leg and shaking with one leg stretched out. "Hey, fool, you remember today, master, I am here to take revenge, how can I be embarrassed by your kindness." After Yang Chen finished speaking, he turned his head back to Liu Luoxiu, and made Li Luoxiu, who was still stunned and puzzled just now, sneered and laughed.
"If you want to die, I will fulfill your idea today, give me a hard beating, and kill me." The fierce general brother who was lying on the ground and convulsed gritted his teeth and shouted hysterically, his tenacity made Yang Chen smack his tongue and envy, if Yang Chen was attacked, he would definitely not be able to speak here. The servants who came back to their senses behind him surrounded Yang Chen one after another, like a little soldier who was sent out to attack the city, and smashed Yang Chen's headquarters, and a few slaves who wanted to help up their master were ordered to beat Yang Chen, and it can also be seen that the fierce general's brother hates Yang Chen deeply, and wants to get rid of him quickly.
When Yang Chen saw that he was surrounded, the excitement just now suddenly turned into fear, and he suddenly withered. I can't figure it out that now I am also a martial artist, why don't I have the audacity of an artist, and when I see danger, I don't go head-on but when I shrink my head? His scholar's temperament has not changed, and no matter how powerful he is, his body and psychology are out of sync.
The evil servants always pay attention to routines when fighting, first they speak ill of each other, and then they rise up in groups and fight alone, and they all fight Yang Chen alone. Yang Chen didn't say a few good words before he could be beaten up under them, Yang Chen squatted down with his head in his hands very neatly, his hands tightly protected his face, and he shouted cheekily: "Don't slap your face, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, I still point to this handsome face to deceive the little girl." ”
Li Luoxiu was really speechless when she saw this scene, her efforts in the past few days were in vain, why did she accept such a pig-like apprentice. raised his hand to beg for mercy against the enemy, and taught him all the martial arts he taught him to swallow this big meat bun. It's okay to let them beat you, see if you don't have a long memory. Li Luoxiu deliberately stretched out for a moment before making a move, she couldn't lift her spirits to deal with these little minions, and she dragged Yang Chen, who was bruised, out of the crowd after a moment, it was really dragged out, as if a primitive tribe chose a son-in-law, and directly knocked down and dragged away.
"Are you a pig? Where have you forgotten all the things I taught you, it's really embarrassing to see that such a big man as you still let me, a little woman, save me. Li Luoxiu had no sympathy, and still counted Yang Chen who fell to the ground. Yang Chen was slightly stunned after hearing this, his face was full of guilt, probably to alleviate his embarrassment, and he fought bravely and said to the evil servants who were beaten to the ground by Li Luoxiu: "You wait, I'll shake people, and I won't beat you up." As he spoke, he was stunned, but his words touched the injury on his face.
Li Luoxiu sneered, snorted with disdain, and then shouted at the fierce general brother who was still convulsing on the ground: "Dong Kill, you heard me clearly, Yang Chen is my person, you are looking for me or his trouble and careful your life, I will definitely eat you with meat buns that you are afraid of skin cramps." This sentence made Yang Chen even more impressed, this is the mother worm of the cross slope, domineering! It's like a big sister in the underworld. But when I think about it carefully, I feel like vomiting, because I have eaten a lot of big meat buns just now.
Brother Meng, no, Dong Shucai still maintained that ** posture and shouted, commanding the little brothers who only had a trace of blood residue left to continue the siege, their target this time was changed to Li Luoxiu, and the tactic of capturing the thief and capturing the king first was used by them to the extreme. Li Luoxiu didn't even raise his eyes, like a big boss in the game, he could make these monster farmers directly OVER with a wave of his hand.
Yang Chen no longer lay on the ground and pretended, he bounced up like a corpse and rushed towards the enemy, the coquettish brother who fell to the ground. As soon as he stretched out his hand and bent down, he grabbed the goods in his hand, and the silent divine power lifted him on the head at once, "Stop, or I will fall him to death on the spot." Brother Meng struggled with his hands still protecting the vital point, shouting for help.
The little minions saw that Dalong was beaten, not only did the attack power not rise, but they were all deflated, and looked at Yang Chen and the master in his hands with sluggish nervousness. "Come to me." Yang Chen slowly moved closer to Li Luoxiu with his fierce brother, commanding those evil servants to stay away from him. Standing beside Li Luoxiu, Yang Chen looked at her flatteringly, hoping that she could give him some encouragement, but Li Luoxiu, who was busy pumping his brother's mouth, ignored him, making his little heart frustrated again.
The evil servants raised their hands and begged Yang Chen for mercy, but their bodies slowly approached Yang Chen and Li Luoxiu in a surrounding form. But before they could get close to Yang Chen, he threw the fierce general brother to the steamed bun shop on the street, and his huge bomb smashed over the steamer full of big meat buns at once, startling a big meat bun with white flowers, and the shopkeeper who thought he was going to make a fortune just now wailed.
When Yang Chen took a bun and led Li Luoxiu to run away after throwing the bomb, the evil servants who stayed on the spot reacted, full of horror and anger, but no one chased after them, and there was no intention of chasing the poor man at all.
Yang Chen, who was panting, let go of Li Luoxiu when he arrived in a safe place, and reached out and handed the big meat bun to him, "Master has worked hard, eat a bun to make up for it." Li Luoxiu held the big meat bun with a face full of reluctance, she couldn't see a little hope from Yang Chen, he only now felt that her vision and problem, the public looked for him thousands of times to find such a thing, alas, what did he do in his last life?
Yang Chen hurriedly said goodbye to Li Luoxiu and went home, why he was so anxious was because he was afraid of retaliation, and it was better for him, a master with special skills, to stand up to anything. Yang Chen returned to Yangjiazhuang, walking on the streets of the village, he felt that today's people were a little strange, and they all paid attention to him. Yang Chen also strangely stretched out his hand and waved his hand to them.
When he came to the door, Yang Chen tidied up his clothes to make himself look like there were no flaws, but the bruises on his face were not easy to hide, after all, he had just returned from the battlefield and died. When he entered the house, Yang Chen saw a courtyard full of people, they were discussing something with each other, and they were passionate. Yang Chen thought that he might have to hold a meeting, and he didn't care about borrowing his own yard for a purpose, so he walked directly into the crowd.
But when the old and young masters saw him, they all looked at him, stopped the discussion, and the scene suddenly fell silent. Yang Chen didn't feel strange until this time, but it was too late, after an old man with a white beard said "Surround him for me", Yang Chen was ruthlessly overwhelmed by the crowd, what is the situation? Is this going to hold your own criticism conference? Uncle, help? Mother, help?
Wang Dahai stood silently aside, peeking at Mother Yang from time to time, and saw Mother Yang's face serious, with a look of relief......
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