Lu Zhishen volunteered: "Attack the state capital Yamen to take the lead." ”

Chai Jin nodded and said, "Okay!" With a master taking the lead, why worry about not being able to attack the yamen of the state capital. Then Chai Jin asked Song Jiu again: "Brother Song Jiu, how many people can you mobilize." ”

Song Jiu said: "Chai Daguan, what kind of people do I have, just three or four guys in the inn, and besides, this stronghold can't be exposed for the time being, and they won't be allowed to go out." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Big official, don't talk to Song Jiu there, just those guys will be sent to death if they go, not to mention a few lives in vain, and it will be in the way when the time comes." ”

Song Jiu was originally a little afraid of death, and was unwilling to go with Chai to attack the state capital yamen, and after hearing Lu Zhishen's words, he nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, or Master Lu is thoughtful, and it is not a good thing for these people under me to go." ”

Little Whirlwind Chai Jin said impatiently: "Okay, since this is the case, Brother Song Jiu's manpower doesn't need to go." It's okay for the six of us to go. Saying that, Chai Jin asked Song Jiudao: "Brother Song Jiu, do you have a topographic map of the state capital yamen in your hand?" ”

Song Jiu nodded and said, "Yes, I have already collected this, and we people are not eating for nothing." You wait for me, I'll go and get it for you. ”

As he spoke, he turned around and walked out, and after a while, he walked in with a paper roll in his hand, put the paper roll on the table and unfolded it, "You see, this is the topographic map of the state capital yamen. ”

Chai Jin stepped forward and said: "Wu Song, Lei Heng, you two should respond to Master Lu's attack on the main gate of the state yamen, and I, Mu Hong, and Shi Qian will attack the back door of the state yamen, let's give you a two-sided attack." ”

Lu Zhishen nodded and said: "Okay, Chai Daguan, you just have to rest assured, there is the Sprinkle family to take the lead, not to mention a small state yamen, even if it is the palace Neiwan, you can still kill three in and three out." ”

Chai Jin looked up at the sky outside the window and said, "Okay, Brother Song Jiu, you go and prepare some good wine and food immediately, the brothers have eaten enough first, nourished their spirits, and then acted in the evening." ”

Song Jiu agreed: "Okay, I'll tell my subordinates to prepare." ”

Chai Jin instructed: "Brother Song Jiu, don't tell your guys that we have an action tonight, the fewer people who know about this, the better." ”

Song Jiu nodded and walked out.

After about two teas, Song Jiu walked in with wine and food, and set up a table, which was nothing more than some big fish and meat, and fat pork knuckles.

The winged tiger Lei stepped forward and tore off a piece of sauce elbow while eating, and said: "Delicious, delicious, this is authentic Shandong cuisine, much more delicious than the dishes eaten in Bianliang, Tokyo." Master, you can eat on a big elbow too. As he spoke, he grabbed a big pork knuckle and handed it to Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen took the elbow and took a big bite of it, and in a moment, a big elbow of more than two catties entered his stomach. picked up the big bowl and drank it in one gulp and said, "Okay, it's affordable to eat and drink happily." ”

Then Lu Zhishen put a large plate of beef in front of him, and without using chopsticks, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the beef piece by piece and stuffed it into his mouth, and in a moment he ate the big plate of beef completely, and after eating the beef, he drank nine bowls of old wine in a row, and then wiped his mouth, stretched out his hand to pat the big belly and laughed at himself: "Hehe, don't look at me eating too much, the Sprinkler family is a piece of meat that is ten catties long, don't eat the strength from the meat, and don't look at the Sprinkler family drinking too much, that is a point of wine and a point of work, If you drink too much wine and go into battle to kill the enemy, you will have full of energy, otherwise you will have cramps in your legs and feet and numb hands. Okay, sprinkle the family to eat and drink enough to go to bed. When the time comes, don't forget to call me. ”

Chai Jin said: "Master, you can sleep well!" I will call you then, how can I fight that battle without you, a fierce general? Come, brothers, let's drink slowly. ”

Lu Zhishen fell on the bed, and soon there was a thunderous snoring.

It was getting dark, and Chai Jin, who was sitting at the table drinking tea, saw that it was about time, walked to the bed, patted the bed, and shouted, "Master, wake up, the time has come." ”

Lu Zhishen opened his eyes wide and said, "Oh, the Sprinkle family hasn't slept well yet, why did it come so quickly!" As he spoke, he jumped out of bed and picked up the wand of the water mill wind descending wand leaning on the head of the bed and said to Wu Song and Lei Heng: "Both of you, let's go with the Sprinkle family." ”

Chai Jin advised: "Master, the three of you must be careful, if you can get in, you can hit in, if you can't get in, you will go back, don't get hurt." ”

Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Straight mother, then there is no reason why you can't go in and go back, I just have to hit the door of the yamen of the state capital with my head." Let's go! As he spoke, he walked out with a Zen staff.

On the street where the three of them came, Lu Zhishen was in front, the walker Wu Song and the winged tiger Lei were in the back, and the finished font of the three approached the yamen of the state capital.

Seeing that he was about to arrive in front of the yamen of the state capital, Lu Zhishen turned around and said to Wu Song and Lei Heng: "You two first find a corner to hide, and wait for the Sprinkle family to take a look in front of the yamen." ”

The winged tiger thundered and said: "Master be careful. Pulling Wu Song to dodge in the corner.

Lu Zhishen saw that Wu Song and Lei Heng had already hidden, so he put the Zen staff on his shoulders and strode towards the yamen of the state capital.

Gradually approaching the front of the yamen of the state capital, he was seen by the two officials standing guard there.

One of the officials shouted, "Stop someone." ”

Lu Zhishen stretched out his hand and patted his big bald head a few times and said, "What are you yelling at, don't you see that it's a monk." ”

The official said, "I know that you are a monk, let me ask you if you don't stay in the monastery in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" ”

Lu Zhishen said in a rough voice: "The temple is stuffy and deserted, and I came out to relax." ”

The official said: "Nonsense, there are people who come out in the middle of the night to relax, I think you are either a traitor or a thief, and you are not a good bird." ”

Lu Zhishen scolded: "Let your mother's dog stinky fart, that is a bird that is either a traitor or a thief." As he spoke, he strode out in front of the yamen, and the official raised the big gun in his hand and said, "Stop, don't go any further, if you go any further, I will chill you." ”

Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Amitabha, you kid is really scratching the head of a tiger, I'm about to hit you!" Before the words fell, he slapped the Zen staff on his shoulder, only to hear two "pops", and the two officials were smashed in the head without even spitting out a shout.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Zhishen jumped over the five steps with an arrow step, raised his leg and kicked the closed door open with a bang, and shouted: "The heroes of Liangshan are here." The one who is not afraid of death takes his head out and tries it. ”

The Eight King Kongs, who were on duty in the palace, heard that this was worth it, and the thieves in Liangshan dared to come to the door to send them to death, and hurriedly rushed to the courtyard with weapons in their hands, and when they saw that there was only one fat monk in each person, they surrounded Lu Zhishen in the middle with a sigh, and the Donkey Kong led by him waved the machete in his hand and shouted: "Bald donkey, you are the one who reported your name." ”

Lu Zhishen shook his Zen stick with his left hand, patted his chest with his right hand and said: "The eight watchdogs on the opposite side have you listened to me, the family line does not change its name, and it does not change its surname, the Buddha is the flower monk Lu Zhishen." ”

The youngest Lao Bayi heard and shouted: "Bald donkey, although you Hua Monk Lu Zhishen is the number one in the rivers and lakes, but that's because you haven't met the master, otherwise you would have gone to Hades to report to the king." ”

Lu Zhishen scolded: "Phew, the stinking rabbit cub, don't be there with the ability to speak your tongue, if you have a kind, you can come up and try it, the Buddha's Zen staff is not polished with iron." ”

The kid said: "Try it, try it, is the master still afraid of you, a bald donkey." As he spoke, he slashed his head with the axe. (To be continued.) )