Chapter 53: The Beggar's Meal
"I was covered with cotton lice. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Shi Guangzhen didn't see Yuan Wei for a long time, and then opened his mouth to read,
Shi Guangzhen's couplet is mocking the beggar for being dirty, and the cotton cover inside the broken quilt has become a nest of lice.
The friend who came with Shi Guangzhen couldn't help laughing when he heard it,
"Spider silk swallow curtain on the beam,"
As soon as this couplet came out, those talented people who laughed suddenly stopped laughing,
Although the place where the beggar lives is dirty, his attitude towards life is optimistic, and although the spider silk is crossed on the beam, it is precisely the door curtain of the swallow on the beam.
Yuan Wei and Shi Guangzhen both stood there in a daze,
"Trouble two Jeans,"
lost the fight, and the two of them kept stopping the beggar,
Make way and snort coldly, "We'll see how you pay the bill later." β
The beggar ignored the two and walked straight to the second floor towards Zhang Baiyi and the others.
Yuan Wei and Shi Guangzhen also returned to the dining table with a shameless face,
"Thank you little brother for secretly helping me just now," the beggar sat straight in his chair and said casually as if he were chatting about homely things.
Zhang Baiyi and Zhang Ergou were stunned at the same time,
Although Zhang Baiyi speculated that he knew that the beggar might have heard it just now, he was still suspicious in his heart, and at this time, when he heard the words of thanks from the beggar's mouth, Zhang Baiyi had already determined in his heart that the beggar had really heard it.
Zhang Ergou was stunned that this beggar was so rude, and he actually came up with such a reason for not being on the table for the sake of mixed rice, secretly helping each other, which one secretly helped you, it was so shameless,
Zhang Ergou got up suddenly, slapped the table, and said loudly: "You guy, why are you so shameless, don't come here to eat if you don't have money, you want to mix rice, there is no way to ......"
As if he hadn't heard Zhang Ergou's words, the beggar picked up his chopsticks and began to eat.
"Zhang Ergou, sit down." Zhang Baiyi reprimanded,
This man's skin is as thick as the corner of a city wall,
I like it, though,
Young Master Zhang looked at the man in front of him,
Black and vertical hair, oblique and heroic sword eyebrows, slender and sharp black eyes, thin and lightly pursed lips, angular outlines, slender and tall but not rough figure, like an eagle in the night, cold and arrogant but sharp in the eyes, Zhang Baiyi felt that his body exuded the momentum of arrogance over the world.
He should be very hungry, picked up a big bowl and poured a full bowl of Huadiao wine into his mouth a few mouthfuls, he stretched his neck and quickly swallowed the wine, and then remembered to pick up a large piece of meat with chopsticks and chewed it, and there was a sound of adding bar in his mouth,
He ate in large gulps. Like a greedy and hungry wolf, swallowing it one bite at a time,
At this time, he felt infinitely satisfied, completely ignoring the stunned eyes of Zhang Baiyi and Zhang Ergou.
"Okay guys, the couplet competition continues, and I ask the son just now to say a couplet," Zhen Shanmin said,
The scholar in the green shirt got up and read, "The upper link below is: delicious to attract guests from outside the clouds,"
"The fragrance leads out the fairy in the cave," a scholar said casually,
"The delicious fragrance of the cloud outsiders leads to the fairy in the cave," this couplet, although the tone is very heroic, it feels very atmospheric,
But in fact, it's more clichΓ©, and there is a suspicion of gassho,
The cloud outsider and the immortal in the cave are actually vague designations,
It may be meant to say that the gods came, but I always feel that it is talking about birds and burrowing animals.
In other words, this couplet can't be on a big scene, so this couplet is not suitable for a restaurant like Zuiyunju.
The beggar poured himself a bowl of wine, and the table was soon eaten by himself.
Zhang Baiyi and Zhang Ergou only watched the beggar eat by himself, and found that the plate was empty.
"Little Er, four more dishes, a jar of good wine!" Zhang Baiyi shouted,
"Gotcha!" The shopkeeper answered and ran to the counter to pick up the food.
"This brother, I don't know what to call it," Zhang Baiyi asked with a bow to the beggar,
"The surname is cold, the name is war,"
Cold war! It's really like its name, although he is dressed downwardly, but he is full of cold temperament,
The Cold War really feels like it's a Cold War.
It's all like this, and you still look arrogant, you deserve to be down,
"In Xia Zhang Baiyi, a local, I don't know where Brother Leng's ancestral home is, why did he end up in such a field?"
Leng Zhan didn't speak, picked up the bowl and drank all the wine in the bowl, and then continued to pour the wine, as if he hadn't heard Zhang Baiyi's words,
"You thief bird, my young master asked you!" Zhang Ergou stretched out his hand to snatch the wine jug in Leng Zhan's hand,
Cold War flipped his wrist and flicked his fingers to Zhang Ergou's wrist,
Zhang Ergou was in pain, screamed strangely, and took a step back,
"Your dad's, bullied to ......"
Zhang Baiyi saw the action of the Cold War just now,
Sure enough, it's a good family,
"Zhang Ergou, don't be rude." Zhang Baiyi hurriedly stopped Zhang Ergou's behavior, and if he continued, Zhang Ergou would definitely suffer.
Zhang Ergou sat back very reluctantly, staring at the cold war fiercely in his eyes,
The Cold War still looks like a Cold War, drinking to himself,
"Three masters, the wine and food you ordered,"
The shopkeeper carefully put the wine and food on the table and withdrew.
The competition for couplets outside is still going on, but the atmosphere between the three people in the room is very awkward.
It stands to reason that Zhang Baiyi helped the Cold War once, and the Cold War would not be so cold even if he didn't say some words of gratitude, and the most important thing was that he still ate Zhang Baiyi's wine and food.
"Three inferior people, also worthy of a private room like Tianzi No. 1," suddenly a cold voice sounded outside the door,
At the same time, five or six people broke in, and a man in a fancy costume said contemptuously: "You three, get out of here, this room belongs to my son,"
Zhang Baiyi and Leng Zhan are still sitting there eating and drinking, and the birds are not birds.
The majesty of his own young master has been provoked, and as the most loyal slave of the eldest young master, he can't ignore it.
Zhang Ergou, who was already unhappy, jumped up with a rub, pointed to the nose of the young man in Chinese clothes and shouted: "What kind of thing are you, you deserve to grab a room with my eldest young master,"
"Big young master? Where is your eldest young master? A brocade-clothed boy behind the prince of Washington said, "Let your young master come out to talk, we are too lazy to talk nonsense with you as a minion......"
Brother Jinyi said and swept his eyes around Zhang Baiyi and Leng Zhan, one was dressed as a subordinate, wearing a green shirt, wearing a small blue hat, one foot on the seat, sitting without a sitting posture, hanging the child Lang Lang with chopsticks to send the food to his mouth, the other clothes were tattered, and he knew that he was a beggar at a glance with his hair scattered,
The two people sitting don't look like the young masters of any family,
The young man in brocade finally stopped at Zhang Ergou's body and said coldly: "What about you, what about your young master?" β
"I don't need my young master to come forward to deal with these vegetable bags of you, I'll ...... alone"
Before Zhang Ergou finished speaking, the boy in brocade stepped forward and slapped Zhang Ergou in the face.
Zhang Ergou's face was in pain, and he was suddenly blinded,
Damn, I usually follow the eldest young master to bully others, how can I ever be bullied, I can't lose my share in front of the eldest young master,
"You are looking for death," Zhang Ergou said and pounced on the boy in brocade who fanned him,
The boy in brocade didn't move, but a man in gray behind him who was dressed as a subordinate did.
As soon as the gray-clothed man's figure moved, he blocked in front of the brocade-clothed boy, stretched out a foot and kicked forward suddenly, right on Zhang Ergou's stomach,
Zhang Ergou's stomach hurt, his body flew out upside down, seeing that Zhang Ergou's body was about to hit the wine and food on the table, at this critical juncture, Leng Zhan stretched out a hand and dragged Zhang Ergou's body, pulled and pulled Zhang Ergou's body to remove most of the strength, and took Zhang Ergou to the side and sat on his chair inexplicably.
In the eyes of others, Zhang Ergou was kicked to the seat by the man in gray, and Leng Zhan just helped Zhang Ergou to help him stabilize his figure.
His own family was beaten, and Zhang Baiyi, as the master, couldn't let it go.
Zhang Baiyi pinched a chopstick and threw his little belly at the brocade boy who had just slapped Zhang Ergou,
Everyone didn't expect Zhang Baiyi to suddenly have such a move,
The man in gray recklessly reached out to grab it, but he was late.
The little belly of Songhua is not biased and just falls on the face of the boy in brocade,
The boy in brocade was so angry that his face turned green.
"This boy is embarrassed, his hand slipped," he said.
Zhang Baiyi put down his chopsticks, slowly stood up and said,
"I don't know...... How does my little pine belly taste? βγ