Chapter 55: I'm Angry With You
"Then you can listen well, my uplink is: in the upper part is not the north and the south,"
I thought that Zhang Baiyi would come up with a difficult uplink, but I didn't expect the uplink to be so simple, Bei Xunzhu suddenly despised Zhang Baiyi a lot,
"It's embarrassing to take out such a simple couplet," Bei Xunzhu said arrogantly, "Then whose descendant, you listen well,"
"It's not north and south at the top, I'm right: it's not east and west at the bottom. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "Beixunzhu smugly gently shook the fan,
The expression seemed to say that there should be applause here.
Zhang Bai looked at the complacent Beixunzhu playfully,
"Brother North,"
"Brother ...... North"
Ye Qing and Wen Pingsong both shouted at the same time, but it was too late, Bei Xunzhu still read it out,
"Hahaha--~"
The crowd couldn't help but laugh,
Beixunzhu saw that the situation was not right, slowed down the fan, and savored his own downlink,
In the next, not something, huh?
Beixunzhu's originally proud face gradually turned green,
Under is not something that this ...... Isn't this self-insulting yourself?
He ...... He actually said to himself that he was not a thing. ”
One of the diners couldn't help but cry,
Bei Xunzhu glared at the man fiercely,
The man knew that he couldn't be provoked, so he quickly shut up,
"What a shameless subordinate, he dares to come out of Lianyin."
Lao Tzu Yin is you,
Beixun Zhuqi's face turned blue, and he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to make a move, but was stopped by Ye Qing and Wen Pingsong,
Ye Qing muttered a few words in Beixunzhu's ear, but he didn't know what to say,
Bei Xunzhu said fiercely to Zhang Baiyi and the others: "Let's see." ”
Ye Qing and the six of them left the drunken cloud residence,
"This ......" everyone looked at each other,
Beixunzhu came out of the couplet, but he left without saying the couplet.
The diners of Drunken Cloud House are still looking forward to their own peerless couplets that have been passed down through the ages, so that there is no beginning and no end, and a group of diners suddenly became noisy.
"What's the matter with this man?"
"How do you count this couplet?"
"Ladies and gentlemen...... Everyone, be quiet. Seeing that the scene was about to be chaotic, Zhen Shanmin, the big shopkeeper of Drunken Cloud House, was very suitable to come out to preside, "This joint is not counted,"
Let's say it, Zhen Shanmin arched his hand in the direction of the Tianzi No. 1 private room and said, "Please also invite this little ...... Childe recited another couplet, "
Zhen Shanmin almost said the little brother, but for some reason he suddenly changed his words temporarily,
All the diners looked up at Zhang Baiyi, looking forward to what kind of couplets Zhang Baiyi could read.
"Thanks to the shopkeeper, I can afford to be below, and there will be another link below,"
Zhang Baiyi looked at the diners on the first floor and thought about what kind of connection,
"Whose little family is that, you should read the couplet quickly. It's not that there is **** left in the stomach, and I can't read anything! Hahaha--~"
"Hahaha--~" The diners at the same table also laughed,
Zhang Baiyi looked coldly at the person who spoke, that person was Shi Guangzhen, who was embarrassed by the cold war just now,
"I'm afraid that the ink in Shi Dacai's belly is not as good as the in my stomach."
"You ......" Shi Guangzhen was angry for a while, pointing at Zhang Baiyi's flushed face,
"Which family is this, so arrogant."
"I don't think this person is simple, but just now I read a few good couplets,"
The diners talked to each other,
Yuan Wei glared fiercely at the diner who spoke for Zhang Baiyi,
Yin and Yang said angrily,
"You little subordinate can only speak quickly, but you read a pair of couplets to open my eyes."
It is so easy to make a couplet, no matter how talented a subordinate is, he is only a subordinate after all, and how can he be compared with the talented people who read poetry and books and often talk about scriptures and papers.
Yuan Wei said this, nothing more than to humiliate Zhang Baiyi,
Lao Tzu will let you open your eyes and gain a long insight,
"Ahem~"
Zhang Baiyi coughed lightly,
When everyone saw that Jia Ding was about to speak, they all closed their mouths one after another, looked at Zhang Baiyi, and looked forward to him reciting an excellent couplet.
"I don't have the ability to make it in the next place,"
Before Zhang Baiyi's words were finished, Yuan Wei interjected unceremoniously,
"You can't read anything good from a little family,"
"But,"
Zhang Baiyi changed his words,
"It's more than enough to read a couplet that you can't match,"
"Hmph~, you made a couplet," Yuan Wei snorted coldly,
"Yuan Gongzi can listen up," Zhang Baiyi stared at Yuan Wei's eyes and said, "My upper link is: the four mouths are solid, and the inner mouth is all under the outer mouth." ”
Not to be outdone, Yuan Wei stared at Zhang Baiyi's eyes,
But when I heard this couplet, my eyes began to flicker,
The upper couplet that Zhang Baiyi read is a combined couplet,
A combination is a form in which a word is first taken apart and then reassembled to form a complete couplet.
To make this couplet requires quick thinking and clever word choice.
Obviously, Yuan Wei and Shi Guangzhen are not good enough.
Yuan Wei and the others all frowned, obviously clueless,
For a moment, seeing that Yuan Wei and the others were still thinking, there was no sign of it,
Zhang Ergou is the best at beating the water dog, and hurriedly sneered:
"Such a small couplet can't be right, what kind of face do you have to claim to be a scholar."
A little couplet? Immediately the faces of the people darkened,
This is also called a small couplet, which is obviously a couplet......
Everyone looked at Zhang Ergou angrily,
Seeing that everyone didn't dare to speak, Zhang Ergou became even more arrogant, and continued to sarcastically: "Hey, who is that, yes, it's you, the kid surnamed Yuan, don't look around, you were very arrogant just now." The nostrils are all pulled to the sky, but you are right for this couplet......"
"You, you must not be arrogant, ...... Let me think about it later," a friend of Yuan Wei's table said, obviously lacking in confidence, and he didn't have much confidence in this couplet, but Yuan Wei and Shi Guangzhen were the most accomplished couplets among the few, so they had to pin their hopes on the two of them.
Yuan Wei stood in the hall with a pale face, his eyes were a little red, and when he looked at it from a distance, he looked like he was enchanted.
How could I lose to a subordinate, impossible, this can't be......
Shi Guangzhen also unconsciously wiped the sweat on his forehead,
It is said that it is a couplet competition, but because of Yuan Wei's-for-tat just now, this couplet fell directly on Yuan Wei's table, although other diners are also thinking about the pair, but they are not so urgent, for other diners it is just a table of meal money, but for Yuan Wei and a few people is indeed a problem of face, the reader has the best face, and if he can't do it, he feels that his knowledge is not as good as that of others, and he is not as good as the well-known genius in the past, but even a subordinate can not be compared to a big loss.
"Hahaha" An arrogant laugh sounded, stroking Zhang Baiyi, who was holding a Tang Baihu Spring Palace painting fan, with a playful face, and said: "Yuan Dacai, the younger brother is only a shallow learner, but he is not proficient in too profound knowledge, just a couplet, you can't even say a word, is it possible that Yuan Dacai only has this ability?" ”
Although Young Master Zhang was also angry at Yuan Wei's provocation just now, Zhang Baiyi was still very sober-minded, and only pointed the finger at Yuan Wei alone, so as not to make other talents lose their faces, after all, it is not a glorious thing to be unable to make a couplet from a subordinate.
There was silence all over the place, only the arrogant laughter of Master Zhang wafted in the lobby,
Some of Yuan Wei's friends were full of anxiety, hating themselves for not being able to help at the critical moment, some were angry and wide-eyed, their fists were clenched, and they had great perseverance to control themselves not to leave a bright red palm print on the tender face of Zhang Baiyi's little white face.
But even if they do do it, it is very difficult for them to succeed with the skills of the super bodyguard of the Cold War.
A few talented people were so pressed that they couldn't raise their heads by an inferior person who they looked down on, which made everyone feel that there was an evil fire in their hearts.
Shi Guangzhen's face turned red, if it weren't for the disadvantage on his side, he would have broken the arrogant kid's leg even if he was out of the dignity of a scholar.
"Yuan Dacaizi, why do you bother yourself? With your intelligence, it seems that even if you want to break your head, you can't get out, so does it make sense to delay like this? Zhang Baiyi said,
Yuan Wei's face became even paler, his eyes were full of anger, his chest couldn't help but rise and fall, and said, "You...... Don't get too complacent. ”
"Yo, Yuan Dacaizi, seeing that your face is not very good, let's go down and rest quickly. The couplet is originally an elegant thing to cultivate temperament, and if you get sick again for this, then you will have a bad conscience," Young Master Zhang continued.
You wish he had fallen ill because of it?
"You...... Poof--~" Yuan Wei didn't mention it in one breath, he felt that his throat was sweet, and he spurted out a mouthful of blood, and the blood left along the corners of his mouth, dripping on the white robe, like a blooming peach blossom, which looked shocking.