Chapter 127 [Master is with a handle!] 】
(Thanks to Dameng, Chubby, Yang 18 wolf, I am kind and good)
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This is what Chen Tang and the Hanhu soldiers besieging the city saw.
Zhi Zhi held an iron halberd, dressed in dark heavy armor, wearing an iron shackle, and his armor skirt was above his knees, looking like an iron-armored monster from a distance - as a single Yu, he personally wore armor and held a halberd to fight, and it was enough to fight.
But that's not all, the twenty or so knights who were running back and forth in the city with short bows, dressed in gorgeous beards, and doing all kinds of fancy moves on horseback, were actually women!
It was amazing enough for women to fight, and when Chen Tang learned that those female knights were all Zhizhi's clan, he hurriedly held his chin and couldn't say anything.
The whole family! Fighting to this point, Zhizhi's determination to fight to the death is undoubtedly revealed.
Originally, after a day and a night of fierce fighting yesterday, he successfully trapped Zhizhi, and Chen Tang wanted to try to persuade him to surrender. A living Shan Yu is more valuable than a dead Shan Yu. But today, seeing this situation, there is no need to say anything. Either the Han army is defeated and gone, or the whole family of Zhizhi is dead, and there is no third way.
Zhi Zhi plays like this, in addition to expressing his resoluteness, but also inspiring - I have even contributed my wife, and you are still struggling?
Sure enough, up and down the Zhizhi city, bursts of shouting, like a tsunami in the mountains, whether it was the Huns defending the city, or the Kangju people who competed with the Hanhu cavalry on the plain, the morale value was rising.
Chen Tang picked up a horn rolled up in iron sheets -- this was made for him by Zhang Fang after learning that he had the intention of persuading him to surrender.
"Why should you do this to your own wife and concubine?" Chen Tang's voice was amplified by the loudspeaker and resounded through the battlefield of the East Gate, "I have never heard of a woman fighting since ancient times." With yin and yang, its power is weak, and in this act alone, are you not afraid that your gods will condemn you? ”
Chen Tang didn't plan to persuade him to surrender, but it was necessary to demoralize the enemy. Putting women on the battlefield has been taboo since ancient times, and the Huns who believe in gods are probably more concerned about this.
Sure enough, after Chen Tang said this, the Huns' shouting and cheering suddenly weakened a lot, and there were some buzzing discussions.
Zhi Zhi laughed angrily, and shouted at the top of his voice: "It was your Han army who put women on the battlefield first, and you still have the face to say such things!" ”
Zhi Zhi is fat and big, and although his voice is hoarse, he is full of energy, which is not comparable to Chen Tang. He shouted directly, and the Han camp outside the city could hear it clearly.
The Han army was all stunned, Zhang Fang first thought of Qingyan, but Qingyan was not in the camp, but in the heavy camp thirty miles behind, he and many Hu family dependents cooked Huanyi for the soldiers in front. However, they all belong to logistics miscellaneous work, which is not counted in the combat sequence, and it is different from Zhizhi pushing his wife to the front line of the battlefield.
Chen Tang had a cold face, and pointed his horn at the Zhizhi at the head of the city in the distance: "Shan Yu galloped a horse and exercised a bow with a woman, and everyone lined up in the city. Where are the women of our army? ”
This kind of ridiculous accusation for no reason, Chen Tang didn't bother to refute it, anyway, the eyes of the masses are bright, point this out, see what else you Zhizhi has to say.
Unexpectedly, Zhi Zhi pointed at the halberd in his hand, facing the watchtower, and his voice was fierce: "Have you seen the 'young man' wearing vermilion armor?" Don't think that if you put on a turtle shell, you want to cover up the past, unless she can cover her face too! marching and fighting, but carrying women, and covering them with armor, this is the commander of your Han army! Hahahaha! ”
Watchtower, Zhu Jia Boy...... It seems that there is only one person who meets Zhizhi's accusation - Zhang Fang.
Seeing the strange eyes of everyone looking at him, Zhang Fang was stunned, and the soldiers who recognized Zhang Fang on the Han army's side were also stunned.
"W-!" Zhang Fang finally couldn't help but burst out of the first foul language since he pierced the Han, stepped forward and snatched the horn from Chen Tang's hand, and roared at Zhizhi, "Hu Tu Wusi!" Which eye do you see Lao Tzu like...... Is it a woman? There is a kind of send your group of Yan clans over, and Lao Tzu will ride it for you! ”
As soon as this remark came out, no matter the Han Hu, even including the Huns, everyone laughed. The other three sides of the enemy are inexplicable, and I don't know what the situation is.
It's a matter of reputation, Zhang Fang is also anxious, and he doesn't care that his hair hasn't grown, so he calls the name of Zhizhi in Xiongnu language, and lets him go.
Zhang Fang's voice is very distinctive, slightly hoarse and magnetic, full of male charm, and there is absolutely no feminine sound.
Zhizhi's face was extremely ugly, and he was openly cuckolded like this, and no one could stand it, let alone the overlord of the grassland. He didn't indiscriminately refer to the deer as a horse, but first heard the report of his subordinate sentry cavalry, saying that he was observing closely, and there was a beautiful young man beside Gan Yanshou and Chen Tang, the main generals of the Han army, with a very special identity. The two main generals are also different from this young man, which is really suspicious. Then, when his men went to the city today, they were stunned for a moment when they saw the young man who had ridden out of the camp and was patrolling the city, and told him that this young man was not as beautiful as a man.
After hearing this, Zhi Zhi seemed to understand something in his heart. This teenager is either a woman or a child prostitute. It is rumored that the Han realm, the officials are quite manly, and they can't think of an expedition of thousands of miles, but they are actually ...... Zhi Zhi suddenly had an idea, so he let his Yan clan participate in the war to boost morale, and if the Han people blamed him, he would use this person to be ironic. If "he" is a woman, the Han people will slap themselves; If he were a man, then revealing his identity would surely cause discontent among the coalition forces, or at least make the soldiers below laugh at themselves. In this way, the prestige of the Han army commander can be weakened...... In short, it's a good plan to make money and not lose money.
But is that really the case?
Chen Tang coughed vigorously for a while, his face was flushed, he couldn't stand it anymore, he asked Zhang Fang to call back the horn, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "So that Shan Yu can learn that this Xiao Langjun is extraordinary, he is the prince of the Great Han Fuping Marquis, Zhang Gongzifang, and he is the Cao in our army." Don't be clumsy, and the export is not inferior. ”
Such a prominent status naturally has nothing to do with the original speculation. When Zhi Zhi heard this, his face turned blue and red, and it was difficult to step down for a while.
But Zhang Fang obviously refused to give up, which was too annoying. What's wrong with being handsome? actually forcibly changed the gender in front of thousands of Han Hu soldiers, and did not completely clarify the facts, how will this son be mixed up in the future?
"Qu Liang, unload my armor." Only Qu Liang was left to serve by Zhang Fang's side, and the rest of the guards and Qingxi's entourage were all sent by Zhang Fang to participate in the battle of the besieging troops. He also sent all his entourage to the troops this morning, and went around the city to observe by the way, so that the Zhi Zhi Shan Yu clan saw it up close and made this ridiculous moth.
Whether it is removing armor or putting on armor, you generally have to have a helper, and you can't fix it yourself. Qu Liang was inconvenient and moved a little slower. Zhang Fang simply pulled out the sword, split the two armpits, the rope broke, and the armor fell by itself.
Zhang Fang, who threw his armor and unloaded his armor, jumped on the fence with a wooden pillar and stood high in the eyes of everyone. Then, in full view of everyone, he tore off his belt, took out his words, urinated in the wind, and angrily fought the bull: "Hutu Wusi, and your group of girls have opened their eyes and looked carefully - the master is with a handle!" (To be continued.) )