Chapter Sixty-Seven: Double Harvest Beauty
"Oops, it looks like both of them are moved by spring, and they both want to send themselves out!" The cuckoo said with a smile.
"Sister talking nonsense!" Honghong and Lan Lan said in unison.
"Okay, there is something to say in front, the thief just said well, there is wine today and drunk tomorrow, no matter which of you is sent out, you should eat, play, drink, do not have doubts. But at the last moment you have to leave everything behind, even if you give up your lives, to complete your mission. The cuckoo said coldly.
"If your subordinates obey orders, you will definitely live up to your master's expectations." Honghong and Lan Lan bowed in response, and their attitudes were similar to those of Fang Cai.
After getting out of the carriage upstairs in "Juan Hua", Doosan was still complaining to Zhong Wuregret: "When there is no girl, you are making trouble there, such a good girl is coming, you are not happy to go again, I really don't know what adults think." ”
"What do I think? I'm saving your life! I'm afraid that as soon as you drink wine, you will force the girl to sleep, and when the time comes, I don't know how you died. Zhong Wuregret said.
"Save my life, did you send me to the tip of the sword to save my life? Lord Zhong, please don't use me to block the sword in the future, okay? Doosan looked at Zhong Wuregret pitifully and said.
"We are such good brothers, how can we be willing to let you die, if you die, there will be no one to pay for visiting the Qinglou in the future. You didn't pay attention, when I pulled you to block the sword, the two swords stopped in front of your mouth and didn't move. Although I can't do martial arts, I have seen a lot, and I have long seen that the person who comes is not ordinary kung fu! Zhong Wuregret said.
Doosan was a little frightened: "You mean, we entered a robber's den?" ”
"If it's a robber's den, it's too late for me to be happy, just to exterminate them, they rob other people's money, and we will rob them again. I'm afraid I'm going into the Assassin's den. ”
"Assassins? How do you know they're assassins? Doosan asked in surprise.
"Ling Yin's position, under one person, above ten thousand people, how many pairs of eyes are staring at this important position, I am afraid that someone will be unfavorable to Lord Cheng Jia, so I do not hesitate to find someone to inquire in all directions, buy news with a lot of money, and finally find a little clue, I will take you deep into the tiger wolf's den and observe it closely around the tiger wolf. My loyalty to Lord Chengjia is like the peak of the Chu country, the clouds cover the fog, and the wind and rain do not waver, you must tell him, don't be greedy! ”
"I must tell Lord Cheng Jia, I will definitely tell Lord Cheng Jia." Doosan nodded repeatedly.
"The result of the observation, you have seen it, there are major suspicions here, so like this, I dare to stay here and play with the girl, isn't that a mouse licking the cat's ass and killing himself?" Zhong Wuregret said in a tone of lesson.
"Thank you, Lord Chung." Doosan hurriedly thanked him.
"After you go back, just tell Lord Cheng Jia that this may be an assassin's nest to assassinate him, please don't touch this nest for the time being, and when he takes action in the future, the adults will know what to do." Zhong Wuregret ordered Doosan, and then the two broke up and went home separately.
On the way home, "How can the ancient woman be so easy to fool!" Zhong Wuregret secretly sighed: "A few lines of poetry, a few words, can make them tempted, is it really that women in ancient times loved talents, and modern women loved money?" ”
"In ancient times, although the cold kiln was broken, it could shelter from the wind and rain, and in modern times, I still want to get a certificate if I don't have a few halls and rooms? I really wonder if this is a step forward or a step backwards? Sighing and sighing, the internal fire was stirred up in the "Juanhua" building, and Zhong Wuregret was violently burned.
As soon as he returned to Zhongfu, Zhong Wuregret hurriedly summoned the girl in white and Bingxin, pretending to be pitiful and said to them: "I will go to the battlefield in a few days, I don't know if I can see you in the future, listen to you play the piano on weekdays, watch you dance, in this last day, let's take a mandarin duck bath together as a permanent memorial." ”
The girl in white and Bing Xin didn't know what he was thinking, but what Zhong Wuregret said was not unreasonable, in the troubled times of wars and princes, human life is like morning dew, fleeting, only by grasping the happiness in front of them can they experience the value of life, aren't they themselves victims of war?
Since entering the Zhong Mansion, they have lived very happily, especially when they began to be afraid of Zhong Wuregret's obscene name, and they were worried all day long. It was only later that they found out that Zhong Wuregret was actually the person who respected them in the world, so they had already secretly promised that they had expressed their wishes when they lent perfume last time. Now that he heard Zhong Wuregret's order, he began to prepare according to his requirements.
Zhong Wuregret named the Zhongfu Bath "Huaqing Pool", and engraved his original seven-character poem on the wooden pillars on both sides of the Huaqing Pool: "The gentle spring water is not endless, and the Huaqing Pool is romantic through the ages."
In the misty pool, the woman in white and Bingxin shyly bathed for Zhong Wuregret, looking at the beautiful body as white as jade in front of him, showing the hazy beauty he imagined in his dreams many times in the mist, he could still hold it......
(Harmony, harmony, re-harmony, omit a thousand words)
After the fierce water battle, Zhong Wuregret placed the two girls on the bed next to the bath to rest, and diligently brought oil to massage them.
Zhong Wuregret used to practice sanda, whether it was practice or competition, his body was often injured, and he inevitably needed massage to promote blood circulation and dispel blood stasis and treat pain. After a long period of illness and massage, he also learned massage, and the technique is still very professional.
The two beauties who are new to human affairs, if they are wantonly played with by those princes and princes or rich businessmen and traitors in other mansions, the more painful they are, the happier they are. But Zhong Wuregret ignored his own fatigue, but came to serve them and taught them how to serve Zhong Wuregret without giving up in the future.
Zhong Wuregret gently wiped away their tears and said to them: "You will be my women in the future, my women are beautiful flowers, to be cherished, not trampled." You don't have to worry that I will give you away, since you have become my woman, I will protect you with all my might. ”
Speaking of this, Zhong Wuregret thought of Ling Xiang, who died tragically in Pan's Mansion, and his eyes shot a hateful gaze: "If anyone dares to bully you in the future, I must let them die without a place to be buried, and now I am no longer the me who just debuted." ”
Speaking of this, his tone changed: "However, if you find Ruyi Langjun and want to leave me, I will never stop you." ”
The woman in white and Bingxin couldn't take care of their whole bodies**, hugged Zhong Wuregret and cried: "We will never leave you again in this life, as long as you don't drive us away." ”
They were lying, Zhong Wuregret was sitting, they hugged and cried, the position was just right, and under the watering of their tears, Zhong Wuregret's green onions immediately began to thrive.
The two girls were taken aback, and immediately stopped crying, looking at Zhong Wuregret and not knowing what to do. The bloody war has just ended, and the new injuries are just beginning, how can you still stand the rush of a battlefield veteran like Zhong Wuregret?
Zhong Wuregret was still very considerate of them, asked them to have a good rest, and went out by himself, in fact, he now encountered a problem that was difficult to solve.
Since the kung fu and Ziying and Doulan Yin and Yang dual cultivation according to the silk book, he not only feels that his skills have improved greatly, but also his kung fu in bed has become more and more powerful. The heat gushing out of the dantian made him often fight for a long time, but this heat also made him begin to be inexplicably irritable, and his mind was also a little trance, and he just wanted to vent on the woman.
This phenomenon made Zhong Wuregret a little scared, he was worried that the method of practicing would be wrong and he would go mad, if so, his final result would be to turn from a thief to a thief. If such a consequence occurs, it will really be a scum that everyone can condemn.
He only quietly told Cao Yun'e about this worry, and asked Cao Yun'e to promise that once this situation occurred, Cao Yun'e must find a way to poison him so as not to endanger the people.
He did this, which made Cao Yun'e more and more moved. Cao Yun'e quietly told Ziying and Doulan about this matter, asking them to have sex with him as little as possible before Zhong Wuregret found a solution, because the two women have different physiques, and once they meet, they can't stop if they want to.
Therefore, Cao Yun'e also secretly encouraged her and Ziying to dedicate themselves to Zhong Wuregret. The beautiful maid next to them slept with Zhong Wuregret, and she was not only jealous, but grateful.
Zhong Wuregret thought about it before and after, and he found that this situation would only occur when he and Ziying and Doulan were cultivating yin and yang. Copulation with ordinary women,Except for following the supreme instructions,Fight a "protracted war",There is no abnormality.。 The strategy and tactics of "Blitzkrieg" had nothing to do with him at all, so Zhong Wuregret considered whether to suspend the practice of the so-called internal kung fu on the silk map and use his brains more on martial arts moves.
He decided to have a good talk with Xiangui, and put more effort into research and consultation on the exchange of martial arts, and he attached great importance to Xiangui's dedicated research in martial arts.
When Zhong Wuregret found Xiangui, she saw that Xiangui was laboriously carving something with a knife on the wooden board, and she didn't particularly care about Zhong Wuregret's arrival, she was still concentrating on her own business.
Zhong Wuregret looked at those crooked lines and asked, "Xiangui, are you carving a map?" ”
Xiangui was taken aback, raised his head and looked at Zhong Wuregret and said, "Do you know the map?" ”
Xiangui's ancestor Zhen was the first general in the history of Chinese warfare to use strategy, and he proposed that "those who are terrained should also be helped by soldiers." ”
He believes that terrain is an indispensable condition for the army to fight. If the terrain is favorable, it is easy to win the battle, and if the terrain is unfavorable, the battle is easy to lose. Therefore, he attached great importance to the influence of the natural environment on the war, so he pioneered the mapping on wooden boards, so that the generals in the army could understand the terrain and topography.
In the famous Battle of Chengpu, after inspecting the terrain in many aspects, Xian Zhen set Chengpu as the place of decisive battle, and ambushed the friendly armies of Qi and Qin there in advance. Jin Wengong retreated, ostensibly to repay the courtesy given by King Cheng of Chu before, but in fact, he used the tactics of "humble and arrogant" and "angry and scratching" to lure the enemy to lead the Chu army to Chengpu and defeat the Chu army.
In the "Battle of Kun", he took advantage of the terrain to create a typical ambush and annihilation in the Spring and Autumn Period, annihilating the Qin army and capturing the three generals of Qin.
Although Xiangui was amazed by Zhong Wuregret's tactics and tactics, and admired the obscene skills he used in battle, he didn't expect him to say about the map in one bite. If you are not a general who commands an army, no one knows a map, and even among the generals of various countries, there are very few people who know it. Only outstanding generals and commanders with strategic plans in mind value maps.
Although Xiangui had already seen Zhong Wuregret's ambition hidden under the mask of a thief, Zhong Wuregret's opening of his mouth still surprised her by telling about the map.
Xiangui said: "Since I am the commander of your private army, I will inevitably lead troops to fight in the future, so I often go out to inspect the terrain, and when I come back, I will carve it down for later use." ”
Unexpectedly, Zhong Wuregret didn't accept her love, so he just shook his head vigorously, looked at the map and said, "It's too bad, it's too bad!" ”
The most taboo thing for people with real talent and learning is to deny the results of their painstaking efforts without knowing it at all.
Xiangui was very unhappy: "Since Lord Zhong said that it is very bad, please let your lord say his opinion!" ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhong Wuregret's words came out, Xiangui was even more surprised.