Chapter 20 Only villains and women are difficult to raise
Seeing that Lin Xishui was deliberately pretending to be stupid, Lu Yifa simply ignored him, turned his head to Chu Shuangshuang and said, "Frost"
Before the second word could be spoken, he was interrupted by Chu Shuangshuang and said, "Lu Yifa, I'm not familiar with you!" Don't call me Frost, now that you've recruited all the people, you can go. ”
Lu Yifa was still suppressing his anger, and in the face of Chu Shuangshuang's cold words again and again, he finally couldn't help it, "Chu Shuangshuang, I came here today to give you face, don't forget that half a year later..." ”
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Chu Shuangshuang: "Shut up!" ”
"I said that you are not annoying, the shopkeeper Chu has driven you away, where do you still have so much nonsense, you can't be so eyeless." Before Lu Yifa could speak, Lin Xishui spoke first, and at the same time stretched out five fingers to Chu Shuangshuang again covertly, deepening the impression that she owed money.
Chu Shuangshuang's face turned, and he simply pretended not to see it.
For Chu Shuangshuang, Lu Yifa can still tolerate three points, but in the face of a pariah in his eyes, being able to endure it once is already extraordinarily generous.
He raised his eyebrows and stared at Lin Xishui viciously, "You stinky begging for food shut up for me, there is no place for you to speak here." ”
The person who came was not good, Lin Xishui squinted his eyes and said, "Who is the stinky person talking about?" ”
"The stinky one wants to eat you!"
As soon as Lu Yi's voice fell, a smile suddenly appeared on Chu Shuangshuang's originally frosty face, and two shallow dimples loomed, looking extremely cute.
Seeing this, Lin Xishui was shocked, in addition to her personality being a little silly, this chick has a really high appearance, no wonder even the prefect's son is moved.
This Lu Yifa is obviously her suitor, as the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage, but Lin Xishui is obviously not a good man and a woman, anyway, he is unhappy when he sees a beautiful woman being chased, don't ask anything, he doesn't know why.
Lin Xishui saw Lu Yifa's clenched fists at this time, and said in his heart Lao Tzu is pouring some oil on you, just set you on fire, after offending you, I will take Lin Jiayao away from home and live in other cities, what can you do with me?
Thinking of this, he smiled and said to Chu Shuangshuang: "Shopkeeper Chu, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is that you are so beautiful, and the other is like him." ”
Although Chu Shuangshuang didn't know what Lin Xishui meant, the purpose was definitely to help herself, so she pointed at Lu Yifa and asked, "What does he look like?" ”
"Being kicked in the face by a donkey is what he is now."
Chu Shuangshuang covered her mouth with her small hands, and the smile on her face became even stronger.
This chick is so good-looking when she laughs, and unconsciously, Lin Xishui is a little moved.
On the other hand, Lu Yifa stared at Lin Xishui with his eyes, and squeezed out six words from his mouth, "Who are you talking about?" ”
This kid's anger is almost full, and when he is about to strike the last blow, the other party will be killed.
Lin Xishui stared at his face with a solemn face, "I've seen something ugly, I've never seen something so ugly." It looks ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier on closer inspection! ”
"You..." Lu Yifa's anger groove finally exploded, and he punched him in the face, "You stinky begging for food, Lao Tzu let you know why the flowers are so red today." ”
Chu Shuangshuang saw that Lu Yi made a move, his heart tightened, he wanted to call someone, but as soon as the words came to his mouth, he immediately swallowed back, these two people are people he hates, and it is best to fight, if you can lose both, it will be even better.
But Lu Yifa is good at kung fu, on the other hand, Lin Xishui's thin physique, he looks weak, if he is really injured because he helps himself... During Chu Shuangshuang's inner entanglement, Lu Yifa's fist was like a storm and lightning, and he was about to hit Lin Xishui.
Lin Xishui had already calculated that the other party would make a move, and just when the opponent's fist was about to hit him, he stepped back sharply and quickly ran behind Chu Shuangshuang, "Come on, come and hit me!" ”
His actions not only made Lu Yi stupid, but even Chu Shuangshuang and the onlookers next to him were stupid!
How shameless it is for a man to hide behind a woman at a critical moment!
But Lin Xishui doesn't care, how much is the face worth? Besides, he is not stupid, judging from the other party's skills, he will definitely not be able to beat him.
If his handsome appearance is beaten, then it is not only himself who is sad, but the world, because of the lack of his appearance, it looks bleak.
"Are you a man or not?" Lu Yifa bit his lip with his teeth, and his fierce face wrinkled.
"Of course it's a man, if you don't believe it, you can lend your wife to me for a night, and then ask her the next day!"
At the same time, he was afraid that Chu Shuangshuang would not see his gesture, so he whispered in her ear: "I'm not doing it in vain, don't forget to give me five taels of silver for a while." ”
Chu Shuangshuang saw that he hadn't forgotten to ask for money at this time, and glanced at Lin Xishui with disgust, now was not the time to care about these little things, so she turned her head and said, "Lu Yifa, you leave here immediately." ”
Lu Yifa's expression was even more ugly, his eyes were burning with anger, and there was a green tendon on his sideburns beating gently, but the remaining shred of reason told him that he couldn't make trouble here.
Flicked his sleeves angrily, "Okay, you Chu Shuangshuang, you are unkind, don't blame me, let's ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see." ”
Chu Shuangshuang finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the other party leaving, and when she turned around and saw Lin Xishui with a smile on her face, her pretty face immediately became cold again, "What are you laughing at?" ”
The woman is really a fickle species, and she turns her face faster than she turns a book, "Five taels of silver, bring it." ”
"What five taels of silver?"
"I just gestured with you on my fingers, and you need to pay five taels of silver to ask me for help, have you forgotten? If you are forgetful at a young age, you can't configure your brain. ”
Although Chu Shuangshuang didn't understand what configuration was, she knew that what came out of Lin Ming's mouth was definitely not a good thing.
"Have you lost your money? Do you need money for anything? ”
"That's a mistake!" Lin Xishui waved his hand, "Money is a good thing, where can you live without money for food, clothing, housing and transportation, don't you need money to eat?" Don't you need money to sleep? Even if you go to the Qinglou to find someone to sing a little song, you still have to..."
He saw that Chu Shuangshuang's face was a little blue, and her little hands were clenched tightly, as if she said one more word, she would become a devil in the anti-Japanese drama, and she was immediately torn by her hands.
"I now deeply feel that what the ancients said is really right, forget it, you owe five taels of silver first."
Chu Shuangshuang's habit of asking questions made her subconsciously ask, "What famous saying?" ”
"Only villains and women are difficult to raise." Lin Xishui turned around and walked directly to the gate.
"What?" Chu Shuangshuang's teeth were gritted, and an uncontrollable anger flashed in her eyes, like an enraged lion, no, it should be a lioness.
"Lin Xishui, you wait."
Lin Xishui stopped and looked back at her hopefully, "Could it be that you have been infected by my noble personality and are ready to abandon the darkness and give me the silver?" ”
I'll give you a big-headed ghost, Chu Shuangshuang gritted her teeth, and cursed secretly in her heart, this person is so hateful, you can't just let him go like this, you must torture him, otherwise this evil breath will be held in your heart, and sooner or later you will get sick.
"You've been accepted, come tomorrow to work first."