Datang is indeed civilized and prosperous enough, but unfortunately, the toilet more than a thousand years ago is still not civilized, just like the dry toilet in the countryside in later generations, it is extremely simple, pressed on the toilet wall by Li Jie, Xue Zhiguan lifted one foot, for fear of stepping into the pit, seeing that Li Jie muttered endlessly, in desperation, this guy simply turned around and walked out, but it was really good, hanging an arm and not falling into the dung pit.

"I said, Your Highness, what exactly do you want to say? It tastes terrible here, so I'll go up to the roof of the shed if it's okay. The only remaining right hand pinched his nose, and Xue Zhiguan complained lazily, which made Li Jie's eyes immediately red, and he shouted viciously: "How did Tubo lose? Tell me all the details! ”

"How else can you lose, stupid." Speaking of Tibet, Xue Zhiguan was disdainful.

"In the cold winter of Layue, the troops were forced to cross the Yak River, and they didn't understand how the ice was connected, and we were reminded at that time that the Zhangxiong King Yongzhong Wangdan had only gathered more than 20,000 people from Subi and Dabo tribes on the north bank of the Yak River, and he was completely vulnerable in the face of the 80,000 Tubo army, if it wasn't for the stupid move of the Tubo people."

Although he belittled Tubo, Xue Zhiguan was still very excited when it came to war, and he recounted to Li Jie with a right eyebrow: "At the beginning of the war, the Tubo people were indeed invincible, especially the four guards of Songtsen Gampo, wearing yak heavy armor, no one could stop them, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's suggestion that King Xiangxiong take 10,000 yaks and drive and trample on the ice, the outcome of the war is really hard to say." ”

"You? Giving an idea to the Elephant Male? Li Jie's nose was almost crooked, and now Li Shimin's aggressiveness towards the male has begun to be alert, but the source is himself.

"Didn't His Highness ask me to support Zhangxiong?" Angry at Li Jie, Xue Zhiguan immediately spread his right hand innocently: "In order to complete His Highness's plan, my body injury was caused by Sun Bomi in order to kill the famous general of the Tubo Niang clan, Niang Pao Naqin Aya, and in that battle, he killed more than 10,000 Tubo cubs." ”

"But you don't have to do it so well!" Now that history is out of control, Li Jie immediately felt like crying, and he stretched out his finger in anger and focused on Xue Zhiguan's chest, Li Jie turned around and left sadly.

didn't take two steps, but Li Jie suddenly turned his head back sharply again, looked at Xue Zhiguan and asked solemnly: "Then now, in your opinion, is Tubo really in a slump?" ”

"It should be put that the loss of troops is up to one-half, and the tribes attached to Tubo have been fought for a lot by Zhangxiong, and Zhangxiong itself has the righteousness of the plateau, and Tubo should not be a climate." Tilting his head and pretending to be cute, Xue Zhiguan, the old handsome guy, was also a little unsure, and after a pause, Li Jie simply flicked his sleeves and walked out of the toilet, making Xue Zhiguan in place shake his head boringly and mutter.

"Damn, the surname Li is really difficult to serve, and it was better to build the prince back then."

After speaking, Xue Zhiguan jumped up again, promoted to one hand but extremely flexible, climbed to the top of the latrine, the hidden place of the snowdrift, and stared vigilantly at the outside of the Taiji Hall, where his cousin brother Xue Wanche had just finished eating the court food and was walking comfortably in the snow.

After noon, the court hall was lively again, and the well-fed court officials took advantage of the fact that His Majesty had not yet arrived, and they were talking about the Tibetan envoys just now, the prince and the king of Wei had not arrived, mixed in a large group of court officials, and Li Jie was stunned to stare at the old red face of Lu Dongzan, who was standing in the foreign envoy without saying a word.

Tubo has a lot of talents and strong troops, especially Songtsen Gampo is brave and good at fighting, and Lu Dongzan is also a famous person, how could he make such a low-level mistake? Li Jie couldn't figure it out.

Just thinking about it, behind the Taiji Palace, several eunuchs had already walked out quickly with small steps, dragging a sharp long voice and shouting: "Your Majesty has arrived, and the ministers have taken over." ”

It was some ritualized pick-up, long live the mountain, the ministers were lined up on both sides, before the New Year, the busy court meeting in the afternoon was unveiled, the king of Wei didn't know when it came out, he was in the court class, and his face was still so gloomy, the prince appeared almost at the same time as him, and his neat and neat face seemed to have some conspiracy smile.

As the most concerned by the entire court, the first thing in the afternoon is to summon the envoy to the palace.

In Li Jie's gaze, sure enough, it was the red-faced barbarians who stayed with Xue Zhiguan once in the morning, and the clothes were almost the same as those of the Tibetan Mission, but the only one who was the leader was actually a monk, wearing an earthy yellow monk's robe, with a red chessboard-like robe on it, and an old face with a dry ravine, just like the Loess Plateau.

"The mission bows to the Khan of Heaven and submits the credentials!" The ceremonial eunuch once again dragged up a long sharp voice, and the Zhangxiong delegation immediately lowered one after another, but what made Li Jie's eyes shrink was that the leading monk was still standing straight, just clasping his hands together and bowing his head slightly, a light and light head.

All of a sudden, Li Jie's face changed, kneeling and bowing originated from Shang Zhou, although it was derived from the etiquette derived from the seat of sitting on the ground, but it has become a symbol of hierarchical submission for a long time.

"Bold!"

Sure enough, the feudal ceremonial warrior Kong Yingda, the thirty-second grandson of Confucius, immediately went out of work in a rage, and the purple-faced halberd pointed at the Xiangxiong envoy and rebuked angrily: "The Western Barbarians do not respect etiquette and do not respect Your Majesty, please expel the Second Barbarian Mission, and never see the road!" Set an example. ”

"Master Kong's words are wrong." What I didn't expect was that Zong Zhengqing just now stood up with a depressed face and sang a counter-tune, and he also played the game: "The Western Barbarians don't understand etiquette, far from education, those who don't know are not guilty, Zi said that there is no class in teaching, and it is precisely because of this that the Heavenly Empire should be educated, and the minister thinks that it is understandable." ”

This prince's camp also caused infighting? Li Jie's eyes widened in surprise, Li Tai, the king of Wei, almost didn't laugh out loud, and what made the prince's face even more ugly was that after the interpreter whispered something to underestimate, the leader of the monk Zhangxiong spoke a lot in Zhangxiong's obscure language, and immediately scared the Qiang interpreter to lie on the hall.

"Your Majesty, the envoy of Zhangxiong said that he is the Guxin master of the country, and he does not worship the king when he sees him, but only worships the gods."

"Bold!"

"Capital offense!"

As soon as they heard this, the courtiers immediately shouted angrily one after another, no matter which camp they are, they are all Tang Dynasty, and the crown prince Li Chengqian didn't know where he had lost his excitement just now, his face was gloomy as if he was about to drip, and Li Tai was even more smiling.

But this time to everyone's surprise, Li Shimin suddenly waved his hand in the Dragon Court, suppressed everyone's roaring discussions, and said lightly: "Xiangxiong Guoshi worships God and does not put people, since he thinks that I can't afford to worship him, then let's respect the customs of other countries, all ministers, our Tang Dynasty is a state of etiquette and inclusive of all things." ”

"Your Majesty Shengming!" The emperor said this, and the ministers had no choice but to make a big fuss, without Li Jie secretly shouting in his heart, he really deserved to be an emperor through the ages, and he simply saved face with a single sentence, and gave people a feeling of extraordinary bearing, but unfortunately, before Li Jie finished climbing in his heart, Li Shimin had already glared at him viciously, and Li Jie shrunk his neck.

"The national teacher is here in Datang, why is it happening?" Letting go of the etiquette issue, Li Shimin once again gently took the initiative to speak, and after Xiangxiong Gu Xin croaked for a while, it once again caused a wave among the courtiers.

"I'm here for my lord to welcome Princess Wencheng!"

Princess Wencheng has been in a lot of noise for a few months, which is also the reason why everyone has a bad impression of the princess, and now it is said that winning the princess immediately made the ministers in an uproar again, and there were many discussions, Li Shimin's face was also gloomy, but among them, the expression was the most surprising than Li Daozong, the king of Jiangxia.

Just came back from Songzhou, Li Daozong's face was still full of traces of the cold wind, and a pair of eyes stared at Li Jie like a cannibal, looking at Li Daozong's unhappy gaze, Li Jie hurriedly smiled and spread his hands to signal him to be restless.

"Before March, there was a princess and maid who fled to the tribe under the command of my king, saying that Tubo abused the princess, wantonly mocking the Tang Dynasty, my lord couldn't bear to hear the words, sent troops to save the princess and Jiuquyuan, the princess was grateful, and loved my lord, so my lord had a life, let this master come to the heavenly court, and meet the emperor Shangweng! Deliver the princess's letter. ”

It is estimated that there is still moisture in a few words in Chaotian Dynasty, and one or two can be known from the ugly face of the translation, and it is estimated that he is also afraid that he will not be able to walk out of the Taiji Hall alive after telling the truth. The princess of the Tang Dynasty asked your lord to snatch it and marry her, come over and report that it is over?

Li Jie also frowned when he heard this, and kept staring at Lu Dongzan on the side, what made Li Jie puzzled was that in the face of the nonsense accusations he made up for Xiangxiong, the old guy actually looked calm as before, and he didn't mean to argue at all.

What kind of medicine is the old guy selling in his stomach?

This time, it was the old prince of Zong Zhengqing who came out of the crowd, and first gave his hand to express his feelings: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that this matter is feasible, marrying the daughter of the clan is nothing more than caring for the northwest, spreading the king, Xiangxiong is a big country in the northwest, the lord admires my Tang style, and also echoes the needs of my Tang Dynasty, and the king of Xiangxiong has already married the princess, this kind of marriage is allowed." ”

"Nonsense!" King Wei's staunch warrior Xue Wanche immediately stood up, turned around and scolded angrily: "What does Zong Zhengqing mean, my princess of the Heavenly Dynasty can be robbed?" If so, where is the majesty of my Celestial Empire? ”

"General Xue!"

The cold and solemn voice was not only suffocated by Xue Wanche, but Li Jie's heart was even more sudden, what did this elephant male promise, he actually made the prince bare-chested, and what made Li Jie even more disgusting was that Li Chengqian actually smiled at him, and then recited it aloud. "The water waves of Qujiang Pond, how many are there, dripping with peach blossoms and drunk, and you know the blood of Beiting?"

"This poem was written by the lonely ninth brother in Furong Garden, and what he lamented was the cruelty of the war, General Xue just thought about the glory of military exploits, but he didn't know the blood shed by the uneasy people in the northwest?"

"Besides, the royal marriage should be decided by the father, why is General Xue so excited?"

This is not only reasonable, but also oppressive with things, in the face of the prince's aggressiveness, even Xue Wanche had to retreat dumbly, making the head of Li Tai, the king of Wei, jump again, but he was silent, without saying a word, and then the prince Li Chengqian knelt down in front of the palace and said loudly: "For the sake of the people of the Tang Dynasty, Erchen thinks that this marriage is allowed." ”

The prince knelt in front of the hall, on the dragon court, Li Shimin was slowly holding the Xiangxiong national book and studying it carefully, ignoring the prince for a long time, which not only made Li Chengqian, who was kneeling on the ground, sweat coldly on his head, after a while, Li Shimin put down the national letter and raised his head without seeing joy and anger, and glanced at Li Jie meaningfully, and actually recited it aloud.

"Buddha statues, treasures, gold and jade bookcases, 360 volumes of scriptures. In addition to a variety of gold and jade ornaments, a variety of cooking food, a variety of patterns and patterns of brocade mattresses, 300 kinds of divination classics, the identification of good and evil, 60 kinds of construction and engineering works, 100 kinds of prescriptions, 4 kinds of medical treatises, 5 kinds of diagnostic methods, 6 kinds of medical equipment ......"

"There are more than 760 construction craftsmen of all kinds, including blacksmiths, builders, armor craftsmen, etc., craftsmen under the Ministry of Industry have allocated more than 270 people to explore mineral deposits and view the mountains, and carry hundreds of kinds of grains and turnip seeds, etc., Master Zhangxiong, this is the dowry you are asking for?"

"No, I also need 100 cotton weavers, 100 textile machines, 100 wool weavers, 300 palace maids, and 100,000 yuan of princess fat powder money every year......" Zhangxiong Gu Xin monk added sentence by sentence, and the interpreter translated with sweat, but Li Shimin didn't pay attention to it at all, and looked at Li Jie with a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling.

At this time, Li Jie's back was completely soaked with sweat.

This is simply super cheeky!.