Chapter 1349: It's worse than rotten!

As soon as the words "eat, drink and have fun" came out, Princess Shanhua also felt a little embarrassed, and then chuckled: "I also know that Yuanhua is more out of place than these four items." However, if the source flower wants to win or lose, it can only be compared to this. We are not to blame for this, it is all your Han people's fault! ”

"What's the matter with us Han people?"

"Do you think that the Merry Channel of our Three Kingdoms came out of thin air? The so-called merry word of the merry channel is your Wei and Jin merry. You scholars of the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties pay attention to sitting and talking, traveling in the mountains and rivers, self-cultivation, and do not care about national affairs. ”

Princess Shanhua took a sip of tea and continued: "The merry ways of our Three Kingdoms are deeply affected by your Wei and Jin winds, and whoever can eat, drink and have fun the most will be the most sought after. As for the future of the country and the livelihood of the people, the people of the Merry Way do not care at all. ”

"In this way, the selection of officials in your Three Kingdoms Merry Channel is also based on the performance of these people eating, drinking, and having fun?"

Princess Shanhua nodded and said, "Almost." In fact, the problem is not so serious, when you were in the Wei and Jin dynasties, you used the nine-product Zhongzheng system to select talents, and you don't need to compare. No matter how unbearable the merry channel of our Three Kingdoms is, it is stronger than the Jiupin Zhongzheng system, and it is better to compare. Like your Jin Dynasty, if there is a fool becoming the emperor, it will never happen to our Three Kingdoms. ”

Guo Ye was defeated by Princess Shanhua's Dafa of Rotten Dafa, and said, "Then you won't learn from us." Our Datang is now a scholar in the imperial examination, why don't you study? ”

"Why don't you learn? I don't know about Goguryeo and Baekje, but the Merry Way of Silla has long been reformed by my father. Now that Silla's Merry Way has been changed to Hwarang Road, although there has been no change in doctrine, the atmosphere within the church has changed greatly. Our Hualang Dao is now talking about loyalty to the monarch and patriotism, fighting on the battlefield, and making contributions to the country. When it comes to eating, drinking, and having fun, women have an advantage. As for fighting on the battlefield or something, women can't do it, so the leader of Hualang Dao changed from a woman to a man and was renamed a national immortal. ”

Guo Ye asked again: "Eating, drinking, and having fun, it's also a hole." Can you elaborate on that? ”

"Eating is like the craft of cooking. Drinking is more than the skill of cooking tea. Play, compared to gambling, as for music, is music, singing and dancing or something. ”

If you change the music to a scoop, and add a drawing word, it is "eating, drinking, gambling, and smoking", and the five poisons are complete!

Guo Ye was really amazed and asked, "So, Shanhua, are you proficient in these four things?" ”

Princess Shanhua said: "Actually, it's not. I don't have to be proficient in everything, as long as I am stronger than Yang Fengyi. The most critical point of the source flower is actually the 'color', as long as the flower lang recognizes, these four things are sparse, and they can also sit firmly in the position of the source flower. If a person is as ugly as no salt, no matter how clever the four skills are, he will not be able to be the source flower. It's just that everyone admits this in their hearts, and refuses to declare it. ”

"In this way, you are not the best at the best, but the least bad at the worst!"

Princess Shanhua nodded, "That's right!" Yang Fengyi: I've heard that she has no interest in singing and dancing, she just likes to dance with guns and sticks. In this fairy romance meeting, Shanhua is a sure winner! ”

Guo Ye was not as optimistic as her, and said: "Yang Fengyi's martial arts are very clever! ”

"What about martial arts, the fairy romance will not be as good as this!"

"The fairy romance will not be compared to martial arts, but compared to gambling. Yang Fengyi's eyes are clear, good flowers, you are afraid of losing! It's a pity that the time is too short, otherwise I will teach you this smart gambling skill, and defeat Yang Fengyi! ”

Guo Ye bragged about it, and continued: "Dance and martial arts have something to figure out, Yang Fengyi is flexible, and she dances some dances full of masculinity as a woman, which must have a unique flavor." Shanhua, if you want to win Yang Fengyi in this regard, I'm afraid it's not easy! ”

Princess Shanhua's face changed greatly, and she said, "Isn't that Shanhua lost?" ”

"That's not it, isn't there a second way to eat and drink? How good are your cooking skills? ”

Princess Shanhua replied pinched: "It's okay." The Baekje lord loves the food I cooked! ”

"That's good, I can make the lord of a country full of praise, and I believe that your cooking skills are ......" As soon as he said this, Guo Ye suddenly felt wrong, and said: "In addition to your father, is there anyone else who praises your craftsmanship?" ”

"Of course there is, Shanhua's mother also said that Shanhua's craftsmanship is good!"

An ominous premonition surged into Guo Ye's heart, and said, "There is no one else?" For example...... That one...... Princess Deman! ”

"My sister? She is the strangest thing, every time Shanhua cooks a meal, she always can't see her people! When everyone was done, she reappeared. What a coincidence! ”

Guo Ye had tears in his eyes and said, "I now understand your craftsmanship." In this way, there is only one way for you to win at the Immortal Romance Meeting! ”

"What's the solution?"

"Let's choose a month of dark wind and high night, sneak into Yang's mansion, raise and drop with a knife, and end up with her life!"

Of course, Princess Shanhua could hear Guo Ye's extraneous voice, and couldn't help but say angrily: "You guy is making fun of Shanhua again!" If Shanhua really has no chance of winning, how can my sister agree to let me participate in this fairy romance party? ”

Guo Ye said: "That's not necessarily. Maybe your sister thinks that our little brother Guo is suave and brought you to Pyongyang City, because she wants the two of us to do a good thing, and the matter of participating in the fairy merry meeting is just a pretense! ”

"You...... You're bullying Shanhua again! I see that you are stunned by Yang Fengyi, and you dislike Shanhua! Okay, I'll go! ”

Princess Shanhua's careful eyes are really small, and a little joke annoys her!

As soon as Guo Ye saw that the dish was bad, he reached out and grabbed Shanhua's arm, ready to coax her.

At this moment, a voice came from outside the window: "Who annoyed Princess Shanhua here?" I can't spare him as a sister! ”

Guo Ye heard that it was Jindeman's voice, and hurriedly said: "Princess Deman, why do you listen to the root of the wall again?" We're a little couple having fun! ”

Who knew that Princess Shanhua did not give up, and actually complained: "Sister, he bullied me!" He said that I can't compare to that Yang Fengyi at all, and I will definitely lose in the fairy merry meeting! ”

The person outside the window sighed and said, "Sister Shanhua." It's not an easy thing to do. In fact, your sister Feng Yi also has a hard time, you can't let this fairy romance go? ”

"I can lose to others, but I can't lose to Yang Fengyi! Shanhua did her a favor and got engaged to Guo Jun. This time the matter of the fairy merry meeting can no longer be compromised! You didn't look at Guo Jun like that, and now you are speaking coldly to Shanhua. If the fairy romance will lose Shanhua again, I'm afraid I will really dislike Shanhua. ”

Kindman said, "Oh? Really? ”

Guo Ye said: "Of course not! I was just kidding. Guo Someone promised to help Princess Shanhua win the championship, how can he not talk without words? ”

Jindeman said: "I heard that you and Yang Fengyi are married." Speaking of proximity and estrangement, logically speaking, you should be on Yang Fengyi's side! ”

"Sister, where are you, Yang Fengyi's little girl approached me with ulterior motives. I can't help but be with her, what I really like is Princess Shanhua! ”

After Guo Ye finished speaking, he felt that this rhythm was wrong!

Jindeman clearly asked himself to help Princess Shanhua win the championship, how did he persuade Princess Shanhua to give up? Besides, since Kindman has already spoken out, even if this show of listening to the root of the wall is over, why don't you show up!

Jindeman, who was outside the window, said again: "Sister Shanhua, since Yang Fengyi has no affection for Guo Ye, then you can't back down once this time?" ”

"No! Guo Jun can only have me in his heart, and Shanhua must compare Yang Fengyi! ”

"What if I, the elder sister, beg you?"

Suddenly, Guo Ye flew up suddenly, threw himself at the window, and shouted: "You are not Princess Deman, who are you?" ”