Chapter 176: Confusion
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At this time, Sun Fan began to speak, not sooner or later, when Concubine Feng Mi had already gone back and forth to the bathroom 5 times, and Tang Lin could barely sit firmly in the chair.
"You go on, I still have something to do, go first!"
After saying that, he got up and put on a black windbreaker, raised his legs and left.
Tang Lin, who was in a daze, wanted to say something, because today he didn't come to drink with Concubine Feng, he came for Sun Fan, but Sun Fan just finished reading their jokes and left?
Didn't express any point from start to finish?
Tang Lin was very depressed in his heart, although he had long known that there was no good wine and no good food today, but he didn't expect to be treated as a monkey in the zoo for free to watch, and then he patted his ass and left.
Until Sun Fan walked out of the room, he couldn't stand up his soft body, so he simply gave up.
Tang Lin covered his pale face with both hands, he drank a characteristic, the more he drank, the whiter his face became, so the brothers of the black panther joked that he couldn't make friends with this person, and he couldn't see the bottom. Everyone agrees that the little mosquito is a real man who turns red all over his body after a sip of beer, Tang Lin is noncommittal about this, when it comes to scheming, ten of him is not as good as one little mosquito.
He has never been interested in this simple phenomenology and has not bothered to explain it.
Then he looked down at Concubine Feng Mi, who was almost hanging on himself and had just vomited back from the bathroom, and finally had some comfort, when people are drunk, what they hope most is that the person who fights for wine is more sad than himself.
Today's Concubine Feng Mi, her hair was disheveled, her little face was red, her mouth was moaning, her body was hot like a fireball, and she was almost unconscious and hung on Tang Lin's body.
"Wind ...... Wind...... I'm also leaving......" Tang Lin pushed the Feng Mi Concubine hanging on his body with the only bit of consciousness, because her name was too tongue-twisting and had to be pronounced (fu), so the drunk Tang Lin couldn't pronounce that sound at all, so he simply ...... Windy, simple and practical.
But Concubine Feng Mi was so drunk that she was unconscious, how could she respond to him?
Tang Lin stood up crookedly, it was okay if he didn't stand, his stomach churned immediately as soon as he stopped, and then he instinctively pounced on the bathroom, but at this time, Concubine Feng Mi, who had already passed out, suddenly had the same instinctive reaction, and she had vomited 5 times in a row, she ran faster than Tang Lin, rushed into the bathroom like a swallow, and knelt directly on the side of the toilet without an image of wow wow vomit.
How could Tang Lin, who was already finished, stand this kind of stimulation, when he saw that the toilet was occupied, he was so dizzy that he held on to the sink and turned on the faucet, and vomited happily.
This vomit lasted for 20 minutes, and he felt like his internal organs were going to vomit out, and in the end he knew that there was nothing in his stomach, but it was uncomfortable, retching, and it was there.
The feeling of being drunk is much worse than being shot.
However, the vomiting was very uncomfortable, the headache was splitting and the body was sore, but after vomiting, he finally sobered up, although he was still lightheaded, but he washed his face with cold water and knew to wipe it clean with a towel, so he judged that he was basically sober.
Looking down at the toilet subconsciously, well, it's very harmonious. The returnee beauty doctor had already fallen asleep, and her uneducated head was asleep by the toilet, Tang Lin wanted to squat down and help her up, but her feet slipped and fell to the ground with a pop, and the fall hurt a lot, so that he didn't have the strength to get up again.
He simply leaned directly against the wall of the bathroom and gasped for breath, then shivered and felt out a cigarette, shivering, lit it, whew, a few puffs of cigarettes in his stomach, and finally had the feeling of the world again.
It was the first time in his life that he was drunk, the first time he was really drunk.
Fortunately, Sun Fan just left, otherwise he didn't know what would have happened to him. Looking down at the woman sleeping on the edge of the toilet again, he suddenly felt strange that there was no trace of vomiting on her body and face, and the cold water washed off all her makeup, and under the messy hair and clothes, the already young little face showed a rare cleanliness and innocence.
He raised his foot and kicked her thigh, "Hey, Concubine Fengmi...... Smoke a cigarette? ”
Concubine Feng Mi writhed her delicate body in the chaotic and painful sleep, and her voice was like the moan of a kitten calling spring, which made Tang Lin's heart beat for a while, but he thought it was very funny.
Because he himself has not sobered up at all, the biggest sign of a drunk person is that he firmly believes that he is not drunk, and he is completely in this state now, so he still laughs at others.
"If you can't drink it, don't be strong...... Ahem...... Fortunately, no one else, if the son of Zhongyuan City who stayed abroad saw your respectful face...... Even...... I'm afraid I'll quit the marriage contract immediately, haha"
Woo...... Well...... Headache......
Concubine Feng Mi finally woke up, or rather, she was awakened by Tang Lin's smoke, she had a splitting headache and coughed, her face still didn't dare to leave the toilet, and it looked like she was going to vomit at any time.
Her actions quickly led to Tang Lin's follow-up reaction, and Tang Lin immediately rushed over to share a toilet with others, woo...... Vomit......
The heads of the two slammed together.
Concubine Feng Mi fell backwards with a sigh, Tang Lin instinctively reached out and wanted to grab someone, but now he is a master of the eye, but instead of grabbing it, he pressed heavily on them.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and two people came, Tang Lin judged very confidently, and a man and a woman, well, it seems that he is really not drunk.
So he thought that his eyes were sharply lying on the disheveled Concubine Feng Mi and looked up, well, the two people who were vague were really a man and a woman, and the corners of his mouth still showed a hint of confidence in the smile.
Well...... Well......
Concubine Feng Mi under her body was pressed very uncomfortable, instinctively surging her delicate body, Tang Lin wanted to stand up with the floor tiles, but the floor tiles were very slippery, so he pressed it up again.
Concubine Feng Mi instinctively let out a louder moan.
This qiē was originally an accident or a misunderstanding, but in the eyes of Sun Fan and the female mayor outside the door, these two people were undoubtedly engaged in the most primitive male and female sports.
The female mayor was expressionless, and turned around firmly, unable to bear to look at it again.
Sun Fan's face was gloomy, "Ahem, Xiao Tang, Vice Mayor Huang is here to pick you up!" ”
Tang Lin was not fully awake until this moment, Deputy Mayor Huang? Who is it? This man must be familiar, how can this man's voice sound so familiar?
Fortunately, the third time he finally struggled to hold on to the non-slip handrail on the wall and stood up, and then, the next second, he was completely awake!
The whole body was immediately soaked in cold sweat!
looked at Concubine Feng Mi, who was pressed under her body and panted and moaned, and then looked at her almost soaking wet, Dalong's instinctive and high-pitched appearance, and the familiar and adoring back outside the door, Sun Fan's cold and gloomy voice.
He knew that he had caused trouble and had caused a monstrous disaster, could it be that Sun Fan and Concubine Feng Mi framed him in the first place? Could it be that it was a false impression that the two of them helped him before?
He had to make a choice within a hundredth of a second, so he squatted down again, gritted his teeth, and helped the confused Concubine Feng Mi up, "Doctor Feng, it's cool underground...... I'll help you out first......"
He didn't choose to explain to Sun Fan, because no matter how he explained Sun Fan, he wouldn't believe him, and he also didn't choose to explain to the female mayor, because he wouldn't really blame him if he didn't explain the female mayor, at least, that's what he thought in his heart at the moment.
And, his principle of being a man, even if he is an enemy woman, he can't leave her on the cold floor tiles, can't let her fall asleep on the toilet, he is not pretending to be kind and being a good person, this is the most basic demeanor of a man.
He was born from the grassroots, but that doesn't mean he doesn't even have the most basic demeanor of a man.
If you think I'm wrong, then I'm wrong!