It is said that after Cao, Yuan and Liu drank the water of the Kuqa River, they had a stomachache.

Qin Feng used the description of Zimu River in Journey to the West to scare Cao Yuan and Liu them. If you want to say that Wu Chengen's old-timer's description of Zimuhe is really a god, plus Qin Feng has always been the image of Bai Xiaosheng in Cao Yuan Liu's heart, they were scared at that time.

Liu Bei was directly frightened and cried, because he couldn't imagine what kind of situation he would be like when he gave birth.

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a fight, he was from the past, he had three sons, and he knew the situation of women giving birth. He was even more shocked because of this, and screamed: "Zijin, how can a man give birth to a baby?" There's nowhere to come out! ”

Qin Feng laughed and said, "It's okay, I heard that the men of the Turtle Country give birth to babies, and they all come out of the door." ”

"Huh?" Liu Bei screamed, covering his stomach with one hand and his stomach with the other, and he was frightened and fainted at that time.

Cao Cao is going crazy, he is not afraid of giving birth to a baby, but he is a person with great ideals, he gave birth to a baby, how can he mix it up when he returns to the court? He screamed bitterly: "Qin Zijin, you Qin beast, you know but you don't tell us, you just pretended to hold the jar and didn't drink water." You are clearly framing us, I will fight for you! ”

Cao Cao was about to strangle Qin Feng, but his stomach hurt, and before he could get up, he fell to the ground again, "Oops~." ”

Qin Feng laughed and said, "Meng De, don't move, it's not good if you move the fetus." There is a way that there are seven babies on a vine, but I didn't expect Meng De to give birth to one by himself today, it must be a strong King Kong gourd baby. ”

I saw Cao Yuan and Liu holding their stomachs, and they were really the same as pregnant women waiting to give birth. Seeing this situation, even Sun Ce and Ma Chao couldn't stand it. The frightened four brothers hugged each other.

At this time. The captain heard the sound of the bow of the ship. Hurried. Seeing Cao Yuan Liu fainting to death, rolling and rolling, his liver and gallbladder were suddenly cracked, and he trembled all over. However, his expression, after Cao Yuan Liu saw it, deepened their state even more.

Cao Cao exclaimed, "Captain, is your river the Mother River? Do you have a baby after drinking? Oops~. ”

But the captain doesn't understand Chinese, so he looks at Qin Feng if he doesn't understand.

Qin Feng said solemnly in the Western Regions: "Captain." It seems that they have eaten a bad stomach, and when they arrive in the national capital, they will immediately find a doctor to see them. ”

The captain hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes." ”

So, Qin Feng said to Cao Cao: "Look, the captain said yes, yes. ”

"Oh also~." Faced with this situation, Yuan Shao, who was confirmed to have a baby, couldn't stand it, and after Liu Bei, he also passed out.

And Cao Cao was already sluggish, he covered his stomach. kept muttering: "I'm going to have a baby, I'm going to have a baby." Or a strong King Kong gourd baby. I gave birth to a baby, and I am a woman, and the court must be ...... to the end. ”

Qin Feng couldn't help but give a thumbs up secretly, saying in his heart that he was worthy of Meng De, his nerves were strong, and he didn't faint under such a blow. He looked at Yuan Shao and Liu Bei who had passed out again, and said in his heart that the psychological quality of the two of you is not good, especially Liu Bei, the first one fainted.

Qin Feng couldn't help it in the end, he held back a smile, and said to Sun Ce and the others: "Disciples, the generals who are optimistic about giving birth to babies must not give birth on the ship." With that, he ran into the cabin as fast as he could.

"Hahahaha......." Immediately after, there was a burst of laughter from the cabin.

Sun Ce and the others were blindfolded, and Ma Chao didn't hear the conversation between Qin Feng and the captain clearly because he was nervous.

Cao Cao heard the laughter, and the shame destroyed his last nerves, and he vomited, and finally passed out.

Half an hour later, in the port of the capital of Guizi Kingdom, as soon as Qin Feng and their ship docked, the captain quickly disembarked and shouted: "Everyone, pay attention, the masters of the Han Dynasty are here!" Seeing that the people were ignorant, he immediately shouted: "It's the masters of the eight people who destroyed the country, hurry up and prepare to meet them." ”

Eight people destroyed the country, legends, great achievements.

The people of the Guizi Kingdom were shocked, they stopped what they were doing, and they all gathered in the past.

Immediately after, the people saw Sun Ce and they carried Cao Yuan Liu, who was crying out in pain, off the boat.

The people were shocked again, they saw Cao Yuan Liu who couldn't stand the screaming, and they couldn't believe that these people were the legendary warriors of the eight people who destroyed the country.

Sun Ce saw that there were many people around, blocking the way, he waved his golden hoop stick, and opened the way, shouting: "Get out of the way, they are about to give birth to a baby, quickly dodge and let us pass." ”

However, the people of Guizi could not understand Chinese.

Sun Ce felt it, and hurriedly signaled to Ma Chao, and said: "Little white horse, tell these people quickly, Cao Mengde and they are going to have a baby, get out of the way, time is tight and the task is ......." ”

Ma Chao was also heartbroken, and hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, they're going to give birth to a baby, it hurts, let us go." ”

The people were shocked again, "Men also have babies? ”

"Sure enough, it's a legendary warrior."

"It seems that these warriors are really gods, and they can give birth to babies ......."

The people of the country of Guizi were shocked, and they fell to the ground one after another to welcome the arrival of the legendary warrior who could give birth to a baby. Someone shouted: "It is really an honor for our Turtle Country to be able to come to our Guizi Country to give birth." ”

When Cao Yuan Liu arrived at this time, after calming down a little, he began to doubt the possibility of them having a baby.

Liu Bei clutched his stomach and cried out in pain: "General Cao, General Yuan, Master Hou is a big fool, he shouldn't be lying to us, right?" ”

Cao Cao's face was dark and he held back the pain, so he asked Ma Chao, who was carrying him, "Enlightenment, what are these people of the Turtle Country shouting after they heard that we are going to have a child?" ”

Ma Chao said sincerely: "General Cao, these people all say that you are welcome to come to the country of Guizi to have a baby." ”

"Oops~." Cao Yuan Liu couldn't stand it, and it seemed to them that it was obviously the people of Guizi Country who knew the role of the river, so they said that they were welcome to have a baby.

In this regard, Cao Yuan Liu was convinced that he had a baby.

After a while, Qin Feng and the others settled in the post station of Guizi Country.

Cao Yuan Liu lay on a bed, rolling over and over in pain, screaming constantly. Qin Feng was also annoyed and couldn't stand it, so he asked, "Why hasn't the doctor come yet?" ”

"The doctor is here, the doctor is here!" At this time, Sun Ce entered the room in a hurry.

Immediately after that, an old doctor entered.

Cao Cao said that he couldn't have a baby, and when he saw the doctor coming, he hurriedly shouted: "Doctor, my ......, doctor, do you know Chinese?" ”

The old doctor nodded and said, "This lord, the old man once studied medicine in Han and can speak Chinese. ”

Cao Cao was overjoyed, and when he saw that the old Chinese medicine doctor could speak Chinese, he hurriedly shouted out his proposition, saying, "Great, then hurry up and give me a baby." ”

"Tires?" The old Chinese medicine doctor hurriedly looked at everything, but found no female dependent.

At this time, Liu Bei and Yuan Shao threw Cao Cao into the bed together, and the two of them were in front of the bed, shouting in unison: "Doctor, give me a fetus first!" ”

Cao Cao squeezed a head out of the middle of them and shouted, "First come, then come, do you understand?" I'll start with that, give me a tire first. At this time, he heard a rumbling sound in his stomach, his liver and gallbladder were broken, the chrysanthemum tightened, and he shouted hysterically: "Hurry up, it's coming out, it's coming out!" ”

Liu Bei and Yuan Shao were also heartbroken, and they felt that their baby was about to come out, and shouted: "Give me a fetus first!" ”

Only then did the old Chinese medicine doctor see that it was Cao Yuan Liu and they were going to have a fetus, and the old Chinese medicine doctor was shocked on the spot, and muttered: "Old man, I have lived for 68, and it is the first time I heard that a man has a baby!" Seeing Cao Yuan Liu's strong reaction, the old Chinese medicine doctor's face turned even paler, "Could it be that you are really pregnant?" ”

Qin Feng was secretly happy, and said from the side: "It's painful, doctor, you can show them quickly." ”

"...... well." No matter what the situation is, it is always necessary to diagnose before drawing conclusions, so the old Chinese medicine doctor hurriedly diagnosed the pulse of Cao Yuan and Liu.

He first diagnosed Cao Cao's pulse, and when he nodded slightly, he had a rough idea in his heart. He followed and checked Yuan Shao's pulse, and when he nodded heavily, he was sure. After finally diagnosing Liu Bei, the old Chinese medicine doctor was able to be very sure of his condition.

Cao Cao grabbed the old Chinese medicine doctor's right hand and exclaimed: "Doctor, the pulse has also been diagnosed, hurry up and prescribe the fetal pills, if you don't fight again, you will be born!" ”

Yuan Shao grabbed the old Chinese medicine doctor's left hand and shouted, "Doctor, hurry up and ......." ”

Liu Bei saw that there was no hand to grab him, so he hugged the old Chinese medicine doctor's waist and cried: "Doctor, you must give me a fetus first." ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Don't you have brain twitching?" You are not pregnant, what are you calling for an abortion? ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor told the truth, but Cao Yuan Liu didn't believe it.

Cao Cao exclaimed: "I'm not pregnant, so what does my stomach hurt?" ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor looked at the stupid man with a look at Cao Yuan and Liu, and said: "Giving birth to a child will definitely have a stomachache, but a stomachache does not necessarily mean having a child." ”

Liu Bei shook his ears and shouted: "Drink the water of your Zimu River and don't have children?" ”

When the old Chinese medicine doctor heard this, he suddenly realized, because he found the source of the disease, he hurriedly said: "Recently, our Guizi Kingdom and Dawan Kingdom have been fighting, and the river water is polluted by corpses, and if you drink it, you will get gastrointestinal diseases. It must be that you drank the water of the river that was not boiled, and your stomach was sick, so that you had pain. ”

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket, and he shouted: "Really not pregnant? ”

Thanks to the old Chinese medicine doctor who is old and has a good temper, if not, they must have thrown their sleeves away as crazy. The old Chinese medicine doctor said earnestly: "Don't talk nonsense, you are not pregnant, and you will not be pregnant." ”

Liu Bei followed and asked, "Doctor, don't you have a baby by drinking the river water outside your city?" ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor had a good temper, shook his head again and again, and said, "It's really painful and confused, how can drinking water give birth to a baby?" There are hundreds of thousands of people in our Guizi country, and they have never drunk river water to give birth to babies. ”

At this time, there was a loud laugh.

Everyone looked over, only to see Qin Feng smiling forward and backward. Brother Sun Ce was shocked, but they immediately realized that they also giggled.

Cao Cao and the others were first shocked by the laughter, and then suddenly realized.

Liu Bei's face distorted, and he screamed: "Qin Zijin is fooling, he is fooling us!" ”

"Strangle him!"

Cao Yuanliu held back the sharp pain in his abdomen, jumped off the bed one after another, and rushed over. (To be continued.) )