Soon, the messy banquet hall was cleaned up, and the fine food and wine were put on the table again, and under my leadership, it was a picture of harmony and happiness between the monarch and the minister. These ministers are all monkey spirits, and they are all pretending to be like nothing has happened

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, I stood up with my wine glass and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am really happy to be able to feast and drink with you in this imperial garden today, are you happy?" I pretended to drink with a big tongue and told them this

"The ministers are happy, they can be entertained by the emperor's banquet, and the ministers are fortunate to have three lives" I, these people seem to be very sober, and they don't have a big tongue at all

"Everyone, Aiqing and I drink this cup" It seems that pretending to be drunk is almost a bad trick, so simply, I immediately changed the way

"Lord Ouyang of the Ministry of Officials, you are a heavenly official of the Ministry of Officials, but you are a rare Qing official, this year's Yulu except for normal expenses, basically there is not a few dollars left, let alone buy some small jewelry for the Zhenzhen girl of the Peony Fang, gadgets or something" This Ouyang Shuliang is indeed a Qing official, but there is also a common problem of most readers, that is, he likes to be nostalgic for Fengyue Field, and the Zhenzhen girl of the Peony Fang is a red card girl that the old man Ouyang has been in love with for the past two years, alas, so this Fengyue Field is really a bottomless pit, making Old Man Ouyang's family feel like a disaster

"What, you... How do you know, no, what peony fang, the old minister doesn't know" Ouyang Shuliang explained with great embarrassment

Hmph,,You just pretend.,Lao Tzu ignores you.,The next hehe" Hehe, "Oh, isn't this Su Shi and Su Che, the two old men, are there any new masterpieces recently, take them out and enjoy them for everyone hahaha" Besides, these two old men, literati, poor and sour, write an article, make a poem or something, you have to use good Hui ink and the best rice paper in Chengxintang, no don't write, but don't write it's not good, this year's first piece of good Hui ink twenty Guan Wen, a knife Cheng Xintang's high-grade rice paper is as high as 100 Guan Wen, Just these two old men have a salary of 2,000 yuan a year.........

"Oh, a few adults from the Imperial Historical Observatory used to sit here, the left imperial Shi Ma Aiqing, the right imperial envoy He Aiqing, you are in good health, hey, how come the underwear in the sleeves of the two Aiqing is in tatters" I grabbed the arm of the left imperial Shi Ma Kanglai, pushed the sleeve of his official robe up, just this sleeve was patched, and continued to bury him and said, "Oh, Lord Ma, how many years have you not bought yourself and your wife some decent new clothes, you are a member of the third rank of the court, why don't you even bring a wrench." , It's too shabby, a few Imperial History, don't you think so" I said with a shy face to the few Imperial Historians present. Let's put it this way, among all the officials in the Song Dynasty, Yushi is the poorest type of official, and they are all fake and high, no one in front of them will give face, no one will accept gifts, but one by one the poor clanging noises behind their backs, especially the five main leaders, the family is poor and fast pants

"Xu Aiqing of the Ministry of Industry, Xie Aiqing of the Criminal Department, I heard that the two Qing families will soon become entangled in the family of their children, hahaha Congratulations, don't forget to let me go to have a glass of wedding wine, but how did I hear that the mansion used by the newlyweds has not been prepared yet, and the two of you have to hold on tightly" I patted the two of them on the shoulder with seemed to be very concerned

turned around and turned to the three marquis and a prince who were extremely invited, they are all hereditary titles inherited from their ancestors, they have no official and no position, and they only rely on the money issued by the court, and they have a big career, and their lives are also very difficult

"Jianchang Hou, Ning Hai Hou, Huaiyang Hou and Wei Guogong, I heard that several Aiqing are experts in identifying treasures, come and see, how about I have a piece of Tuyun exquisite jade pendant" I showed them a piece of jade pendant pinned to my waist, I showed them while still gesturing there, "You look at this workmanship, this material, it is all the best, the key is that this is still an old jade, look at the light, you look at this jade root, oh, how beautiful, how charming, this jade is worth 60,000 yuan, oh, I am careful about the liver" After speaking, I sighed as I hung the jade pendant back on the jade belt around my waist, completely pretending not to see the little green eyes of the old men

I kept burying them, tempting them, watching them all look bad one by one, expecting Ai Ai's appearance, this beauty in my heart, my heart is moving, hahaha, if you are not moved, I really don't have that much confidence to pull you into the water

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know that everyone is a big family and a big face of the court, who doesn't have a social relationship, likes or something, who doesn't want to buy more silk and satin, gold and silver jewelry for their wives and concubines, children and families, a great scholar once said: Happiness is based on material. But I am very ashamed to see the current living conditions of your Aiqing, but now, well, our Royal Merchant House and the Royal Post House Transport Team have been established, which is like a star in the night, it is so shining, so dazzling and charming, what are you waiting for, hurry up and join our Royal Merchant House, Ladies Aiqing, please imagine that when your wife sees you buying her a brand new satin skirt and a hairpin that she has always wanted to buy, but has been shy and has no chance, You can imagine again, the bookshelf in the study is full of a whole layer of the best rice paper in Chengxintang, and the box of the desk is full of Hui ink, no matter when you want to splash ink, you can do whatever you want, when you walk in the noisy market, suddenly, when you see a pen wash of King Wu of Zhou, a night pot of Tang Taizong, you can buy them without hesitation and take them home, use the pen of King Wu of Zhou to make a night pot, and smash walnuts with Tang Taizong's night pot, especially when you are in front of your favorite woman, You gently take out two crystal jade jade bracelets, you can softly ask her which one she likes, and then gently put it on for her, and then without hesitation throw the other one on the ground, shattered, if someone asks you why, you can not help but tell him, rich, is so willful" In the fantasy that my particularly magnetic voice and constantly dancing arms create for them, these ministers are all yearning