Chapter 15 Zhang Guan Li is difficult to wear

"Young Master, Young Master!"

"What are you doing? Don't mess around, let me sleep for a while, there are no professional classes today! Li Tianyu replied in a dream.

"Young master, Madame has called you to eat, and you have something to explain! Master! ”

"Well, what's the noise, you eat first, and I'll make my own noodles later." Li Tianyu woke up and sighed very much.

"Bao'er, Bao'er!"

Well? Why has this voice changed, I didn't see it, this little girl can even imitate the show, uh, it doesn't seem right, this voice is ~~~ Mom!

"Here, Mom, I'm wearing pants!"

I'm rubbing, why is Lao Tzu lying on the ground, NND, who is plotting against Lao Tzu. Rub, the ancients were really troublesome to wear clothes, and they had to wear a crown on their heads (audience: What crown?). Liang: Zhang Guan! Zhang Guan Li Dai, don't you know? It's really uncultured! Spectator:...... Wow Ka Ka, what the hell is this crown? Forget it, it's important to see your mother first.

"Morning, Mom!"

"Bao'er, how did you get your hair out? And what did you just call your mother? Was it a change of clothes before? ”

"Oh, back to Mom, I found that I couldn't even wear a crown since I lost my memory, and I didn't know what was going on just now As soon as I heard my mother's voice, I couldn't help but call you 'Mom', I feel, this is the respect for you!"

"You kid, why did you become so ...... now Ay...... Then let Xianglan serve you in the future. By the way, my mother wants to explain one thing to you, there will be a guest at home in a few days, and you are not allowed to run around at that time, go with your father and mother to meet guests! ”

"yes, I see. Mom, don't worry. At that time, even if there is an earthquake in Lifu, his son will promise that he will not be half a step away from home. By the way, Mom, who's going to come? ”

Yaxingda, what kind of guest is so bullish, it is necessary for the governor of a province to join hands with his wife to bring the smartest and most handsome son of the Tang Dynasty in the 21st century and the whole family to accompany him. It's noisy, if Lao Tzu really has something to do at that time, it doesn't matter who you are? Haha, although Lao Tzu said just now, he will never leave the Li Mansion for half a step, but the premise is an earthquake, I don't believe that there will really be an earthquake at that time, hahahaha! Even if there is a real earthquake, then Lao Tzu will not leave half a step, and leave dozens of kilometers! Wow ha, Lao Tzu is really still very talented.

"This is a relative who is coming. His family is a world friend of the Cui family, and he is an official in the same dynasty as your father, but Liu Yunlong, the governor of Liangjiang. When the time comes, he will come with his family. ”

"Governor? Then he and my father, oh, that is, compared to my father, whose official is bigger? ”

Eh, no, wait a minute, Liu Yunlong, wow! Why is it that the names of officials in this era are more powerful than the other. Yaxingda, this name is also a famous figure in later generations! It turns out that a good name can really change your fate, and if you make trouble, just call your fate and calculate!

"Theoretically, he and your father are both second-rank officials now, but he was transferred here due to some things, and now he is not given the title of secretary of the military department, but he is a little older than your father's official. By the way, why are you asking all this, kid? ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay. It's just that I'm curious about our Datang's official position system. It's different from what the history books and teachers say. By the way, Mom, is his real name Liu Yunlong? ”

Banana that Bara, it turns out that he is the real secretary of the provincial party committee, and his father is just a deputy secretary! Fortunately, the two families are world friends. Troublesome, I thought I was invincible here! Wow Ka Ka, it seems that Lao Tzu will really have to accompany others at that time.

"By the way, Mom, has he been to our house before, has he seen me?"

This matter must be clarified, in case Li Baoer left the impression of "Lin Daiyu" on others when people came in the past, it would be very detrimental to Lao Tzu's current development!

"You kid is talking nonsense. Why don't you remember which gentleman taught you the official system of the Tang Dynasty? That's right, he is called Liu Yunlong, Liu is the willow of the willow tree, Yun is the luck of the official luck, and Long is the Long of the prosperity. Of course, you've been to our house before, and you're always lukewarm when you see him. Of course, he also knows that you are very ...... Anyway, you're going to have to behave better this time! Give Weiniang a long face, and let him know that our family's Bao'er is no longer the Bao'er of the past. By the way, this time he came with his whole family. Don't be rude! ”

"Well, the child knows, and the child remembers the teachings of his mother."

No, now you have to practice the etiquette of the ancients, and you can't call your mother anymore. But my mother is really interesting, and she knows to save me face, in fact, just say that I have a wooden personality, I can accept it, even if I can't accept it, I can let Li Baoer accept it, ha!

But the name of this ancient person is really true, it is a good journey, and it is Yunlong. Actually, how good the name Li Tianyu is, the sky is the sky of the sky, and the sky is the universe, wahahaha! Sure enough, I'm still the most powerful at the moment!

"Well, yes, it's really a good boy for my mother. Okay, you go wash up first, you wake up so late that you haven't even washed your face. Xianglan, in the future, serve the young master to get up and wash up. ”

"Yes, ma'am, the slave obeys. Please, young master! ”

"That old mother, ah, no, mother, the child has retired!"

"Hehe, why do you call your mother again, as long as you are happy at home, you can call your mother as much as you want. Go ahead, wash up, my Bao'er is the most handsome in Datang! ”

Wow! What's wrong with Mom today? Won't be influenced by me, is it possessed by my 21st-century mother? Huh~~~ It's terrible, hurry up and flash people!

"Young master, Madame has instructed just now, in the future, the slave and maid will call the young master to get up regularly every day and serve the young master to live and wash. So the young master can't get up so late in the future. Otherwise, the lady will blame the maidservant. ”

"Well, I know, by the way, Xianglan, how many times have I said that in the future, in front of the young master, you are not allowed to call yourself a slave and a slave, don't you remember?"

The ancients spoke at a level, and my mother clearly wanted to find someone to keep me from sleeping, but persuaded me to get up. Strong, the talking kung fu is really not covered. Fortunately, I have a high level of education, and I will definitely not be able to hear if I want to change Li Baoer. (A Liang: People never sleep lazy, and they all wash themselves, just like you, who can't take care of yourself, will be "served".) "Back to the young master, the young master said it twice, and this is the third time. ”

"I~! @#¥%$&*…… You really can, remember, the young master doesn't want to say it a fourth time. ”

"Yes, slave and maid obey!"

Banana that Bara, is there any euthanasia, I'll preemptively bet one.

Well, it turns out that the crown is worn like this, but Lao Tzu is really handsome after washing. Hey, everything in ancient times is better than modern ones, and the groundwater used for washing your face is non-industrial pollution (audience: groundwater doesn't seem to be polluted by industry in the first place), and it tastes as sweet as Nongfu Spring. It's more effective than using a facial cleanser! Of course, it's mainly because I'm handsome. Wow Ka Ka, really, it's a shame not to be an image spokesperson for being so handsome. What the? You said to be the spokesperson of the plastic surgery hospital. That's right, that's what I think, confidant! What the? Be the spokesperson before plastic surgery, I will kill you, I will ask my father to send troops to raid your house. You don't have a home? Then I'll copy you and let you go around the ring road naked!

But then again, when Lao Tzu's gang grows stronger that day, he will personally design a crown to wear and play, and it must be made of 24K gold and the best gems of Datang. It's noisy, it is estimated that Li Shimin should still be wearing the kind of crown with two big ears, should you order one for him too? Forget it, let's keep the uniqueness of my own crown, I guess he doesn't know the meaning of wearing that kind of crown, banana that Bara, I believe that no one should say that I worship foreign people at this time. Have you ever met a foreigner? Ever been to the Eiffel Tower and ever bogged down? Have you ever been to London and drifted in a flying car?

But when the time comes, do you want Li Shimin to give us a big word, and hang the entire plaque in the hall of the gang headquarters? Of course, you have to register with him, and you have to get a business license from him! At that time, Lao Tzu will not have to be afraid of anyone, our Tianyu Alliance has been certified by the ISO9001 Datang quality system.

It's noisy, it's really strong when the time comes, where to build the headquarters? Built into Zhongnanhai? Forget it, it seems too far away from Jiangsu, wow Ka Ka, annoying! If you really want to build a gang, you will face a lot of practical problems! It's noisy, I don't want to, I haven't eaten yet, so I'm going to eat first, but it's a pity that I won't be lazy to sleep in the future! No, I have to ask first, what time do you have to wake up in the morning? It's too early, I'm not going to do it!

"I said Xianglan, what time did you say the young master would be in the future, oh, what time will you get up?"

"Back to the young master, I will get up every day in the future!"

"Oh."

Chenshi, um~~~ It seems to be seven or eight o'clock in Beijing time, it's noisy, fortunately it's not the time to get up when I was in high school, otherwise Lao Tzu's dignified governor would be too weak. Hey, just get up at 7 o'clock every day, maybe you can watch the sunrise by then, and you still have time to do the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics and practice Tai Chi by the way! I don't know, what is our physical fitness like now.

No matter, fill your stomach first, haha~~ Lao Tzu ate the fish from Lifu yesterday and it was quite delicious.

"Xianglan, go to the kitchen and instruct, the young master is going to have breakfast, roast the whole sheep for the young master, and by the way, come to the shark fin and abalone to beat the teeth."

"Young Master Hui, you don't have what you said now, and the breakfast house is just cooking some light meals."

"Wouldn't it? This one can have wow! ”

"Back to the young master, this, there is really none!"

I'm wow, forget it, anyway, Lao Tzu has to invite Li Feng's kid to dinner in the afternoon, it's hard to say that he is too full now, it's all Lao Tzu's money, don't wait for Lao Tzu's meal at that time, just wait for Lao Tzu's meal, and say that Lao Tzu will have to eat back by then. But I didn't expect that there was a silver ticket in the corner of the desk drawer in Lao Tzu's room. Wow ha, good and powerful!

At the same time, our Li Feng involuntarily sneezed, and his right eyelid began to jump.

"What kind of tea do you have at home?"