Section 74 on the matter of cosmetics
"The prince is polite, come to drink, I don't know what Brother Li is missing in your house, I'll go back and buy you some to repay Brother Li for your righteousness" This was a polite sentence from a peddler, but I didn't expect Li Er's face to turn red, I believe this is definitely not the effect that can be achieved with two glasses of wine, "That big treasure, how to say this, a little embarrassed, it shouldn't be like you mentioned but only you have a way, no one else can solve it"
"Hey, Brother Li, have you seen the outside, say it, Your Majesty, I took over such a difficult question, if there is anything bad to say, you just say it directly, I will never frown" Taking advantage of the wine, this thing slapped his chest again!
"Then I'll say it, I hope Dabao you don't dislike it, it's something from some children's family, didn't you send a box of rouge and boots to your sister-in-law last time, your sister-in-law likes it very much!" Li Er's stuffy wine strengthens his courage!
"Is it right to like it, what's this, it's used up" We all know that the Tang Dynasty likes heavy makeup, and when the festival was held that day, the vendor saw a few women who showed up and were all flushed, and they didn't dare to express their opinions, after all, they wanted to follow the local customs.
"No, your sister-in-law hasn't run out yet, the problem is that you don't have more than one sister-in-law, do you know?" I went to it, the vendor patted his head and forgot about it, and he forgot about this stubble, and he was not very familiar with Li Er when he first came, so he only brought a box at that time and bought it on a whim, and only cared about buying cigarettes, alcohol and magic weapons.
"Brother Li, don't say it, I understand, how many sisters-in-law I have at the moment, you say, I'll go back tomorrow and buy it for you" The peddler began to regret that he was just thinking about currying favor with the eldest grandson at that time, and he had to make amends quickly!
"Then thank you so much Dabao, here's a note, you take it and don't let others see it, all your sisters-in-law, including their intimate entourage, I wrote it on it, you take a look!" Li Er stuffed a note under the table to the vendor, signaling him not to take it to the table to read!
Open the note, there are no less than fifty people densely packed on the good guys, no wonder everyone wants to be the emperor, not to mention the others, just this group of women is enough for ordinary people to envy for a lifetime, but it seems that those who are emperors will not live long, but there are so many women in a lifetime and it is not a loss, if you, do you choose to live single to be 100 years old or live to 50 in three palaces and six courts? Anyway, we will definitely choose the latter one!
"Dabao, don't worry, I will give you a lot of money when I spend a lot, and I will never let you suffer" The peddler was thinking about how to ask for money! Originally, it doesn't matter if there are few people and they send it for free, after all, please this group of people, in the future, if we encounter difficulties, just one blowing the wind in our ears may save our lives, but this guy is too much, this head can't be opened, Li Er will be the emperor in the future, and the harem will have to grow, so how much do you have to give?
"Brother Li, I've taken care of this, you see, let's take one!"
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The next morning, Li Chunfeng woke up the hawker, "Uncle Shi, wake up, let's go back!" "It seems that I drank too much yesterday and was stayed overnight by Li Er, so I quickly got up and washed up, Li Chunfeng waited outside the door with his things, and the hawker directly carried his bedding roll with him and got into the car and returned to Qingyang Temple.
Lao Yuan got up very early, and took two little girls to read aloud with Chinese textbooks, "Lao Yuan, very positive, have you finished copying yesterday's things?" β
"Uncle Shi, you're back, I'll recite it to you, a.oe...."Lao Yuan memorized the vowels in one breath, and it was good that there was Huigen "Those two girls, you can also recite it for me, I'll listen!" β
The two girls pouted, "Brother Dabao, can you give us two more days, okay?" "Pouting is ineffective and I start to be coquettish." Gotcha, you learn slowly, Chunfeng gave me the things you registered yesterday, and I'll go back to arrange the goods, and in the future, when you and Lao Yuan visit people in the city, you can sell our cigarettes and alcohol cars or something, after all, the smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys, and we can sell more when we know more, and only when we sell more can we have money to build a big road, understand? β
"It's all up to Uncle (Gong)!"
"Okay, Lao Yuan, you are responsible for teaching them these things today, in addition, I will briefly tell you again, 0---9 in mathematics corresponds to zero to nine, these symbols represent addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, if you are tired of linguistics and want to read mathematics, remember the rules of conversion first, okay, you learn slowly, I'm leaving, bye!"
I don't know in modern times, the people of the Tang Dynasty are really earlier than chickens, and it is estimated that only the group of warriors in the Tang Dynasty dare to face the not very rich nightlife, the town is only more than seven o'clock in the morning, and the people who go to work and school are full of people, all of them are selling pancake buns, and the hawkers want to buy cosmetics for Li Er, so they rushed to the only relatively large department store in the town early, and there are no other places, but they don't dare to give the goods to Li Er's women, in case they use a good one, it is purely to make trouble for themselves, As soon as the department store opened, the goods went in, and the little girl who sold cosmetics just opened the counter, and saw him rushing over in a hurry, and forced to squeeze out half a smile with a tired face, "Sir..."
"Pack everything on the counter for me, where can I swipe the card?"
"Uh..." The little sister choked back, thinking that she had encountered a robbery, the vendor waited for a while and saw that the little sister did not respond, and knocked on the glass counter with his hand, "Hey, don't be struggling, pack it for me, where can I swipe the card?" β
The little sister thought that she hadn't woken up, so she pinched her thigh with her hand, and the vendor saw that it hurt, but the stimulation of the pain also made her wake up, and she was sure that it was not a dream, but a stupid fork was shopping, "Sir, you said that these should be packed?" β
"Well, it seems that it is a little insufficient" The hawker took a general look, and there were only a dozen samples on the counter, even if they were all taken away, it was not enough for Li Er to go back and divide them, and many things were different, what could be done, and then the hawker was relieved, take care of my birds, I am only responsible for buying, how to divide it to give Li Er a headache!
Xiaomei is sure that today is really lucky after the hands and feet called a Ma Li, not big things are packaged, and very careful to ensure that the things in each box are a complete set, and are not the same, the hawker looked at himself in the mirror on the counter, recently went to bed early at night, unlike the previous stall every day to stay up to twelve or even two or three o'clock, this face is also rare to see a trace of whiteness "Hey, by the way, beauty, this mirror to me!" β
The little sister didn't answer, and directly pulled out a handbag and put the mirror in, "Sir, take it, swipe the card here!" "Directly at the service desk next to the card swiped, fortunately, the consumption of the small town is low, fifty sets are only more than 200,000 yuan, if you change to a big city or LancΓ΄me Dior store, it is estimated that one set will have this price, just imagine the hawker smacked his tongue, "You say why women are willing to spend money on their faces?" If I had money, I would eat barbecue and drink beer every day, that is our dream! β
Brushing so many things for others has aroused the interest of the hawker and the hawker, "It seems that I am a rich man now, but I haven't spent it properly, so forget it today!" β
"Sister, brother, let you go first, help me take care of it!"
The tired look on the little sister's face has long been gone, and now it is all smiles, "Sheng, you go and get busy first, I will definitely help you take care of it, anyway, I don't have to work today!" β
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