Everyone fell into a cold spot, because everyone didn't know how to refute this Du Yan's words. Because everyone actually understands what Du Yan means by this, but there is no way to refute it. If Du Yan is condemned on this ground, it is also unjustifiable. This Du Yan uses this homophonic method to scold, then they have no way at all, so some people are not quick enough to think, and they will naturally fall into a dilemma.

However, Du Yan didn't know that he did this just to let Shi Bufan find an opportunity. Shi Bufan remembered an allusion to Ji Xiaolan in the Qing Dynasty, isn't this very similar to the current one? Since it's so similar, you can use it.

"Doctor Du, I know whether this meat is wolf meat or dog meat!" Shi Bufan took the initiative to stand up and said.

Du Yan looked at Shi Bufan and found that it was just a nine-grade petty official, and his face suddenly showed disdain. Obviously, a nine-grade petty official is not worthy of his attention. However, it is obvious that Du Yan has just come back, and he doesn't know much about the affairs of Chang'an, and he doesn't know what role Shi Bufan has played in this. However, Shi Bufan took the initiative to explain, but Du Yan felt as if Shi Bufan wanted to "take refuge" in himself.

Du Yan is quite narcissistic, thinking that he seems to have someone to take refuge into. After all, when a person comes to himself in front of a nine-grade petty official, it is impossible to spray himself, right? Then at least you have to take refuge in yourself. And Du Yan thinks that he has just returned to Chang'an, and he doesn't know much about the situation, so it's not bad to have someone to introduce him. "Oh? ...... are you," Du Yan asked.

Shi Bufan took the initiative to say: "I am the school scholar of Hongwenguan, I have a wide range of books, and I know a little bit about animals in the world. So I have a lot of research on this difference between wolves and dogs! ”

"Oh? It's a school scrivener! Du Yan nodded.

Since he is a school scholar, it is not surprising that he has a wide range of knowledge, just like the librarians of later generations, who have many opportunities to read books. Although the depth of the profession may not be very deep, as long as you are willing to take the initiative to read books, the scope of knowledge is definitely very broad. Therefore, Shi Bufan understands animals, and that is also expected.

"Doctor Du, it's a wolf or a dog, look at the tail. The so-called upper vertical (Shangshu) is a wolf, and drooping is a dog! Shi Bufan said.

After Du Yan heard this, he immediately shook his head quickly and said, "How can it be a wolf on the erection?" The upper vertical should be a dog! ”

"Humph!" Du Ruhui suddenly smashed the metal cup.

Several Shangshu in Shangshu Province also had unkind faces, obviously looking at Du Yan, very dissatisfied.

"Hahahaha......" Some generals with low moral quality directly began to laugh, obviously even they heard the meaning.

Du Yan suddenly shouted: "You are plotting against me!" ”

No matter how stupid Du Yan is, he knows that he has been tricked. Shi Bufan didn't actually know that the dog's tail should be facing upward, but he deliberately said something wrong, deliberately saying something "the upper vertical is a wolf", so he actually deliberately let Du Yan himself say "the upper vertical is a dog", which really scolded the "Shangshu" of several surrounding departments.

Of course, Shi Bufan didn't dogmatically use the allusions in Ji Xiaolan, he changed the order. He deliberately said something wrong, so he deliberately said that "the upper erection is a wolf", this Du Yan really hit the plan, and directly "corrected" Shi Bufan's words. In this way, the sentence "the upper vertical is a dog" did not come out of Shi Bufan's mouth, but became Du Yan's mouth, so Du Yan was simply firing a map cannon.

The six books of the Tang Dynasty, at present, Du Ruhui is the secretary of both the Ministry of Officials and the Ministry of War, so Du Yan said that "Shangzhu (Shangshu) is a dog", which can be regarded as scolding him. In this way, from the old hatred in the past to the new hatred now, then Du Ruhui finally couldn't help it, and directly began to smash the cup. And the other Shangshu's faces were also dark, so they were obviously dissatisfied with Du Yan, such a sentence "Shangzhi is a dog", but it offended people.

Du Yan knew that he had been tricked, and Shi Bufan deliberately did it, but he actually fell into the scheme. Such a word game, I actually fell for it, and I feel that the slap in the face is hot. Just now, I used word games to bully others, but now others also use word games to bully themselves. But the one who bullied him was actually a nine-grade petty official, which made him very angry. The so-called high-ranking officials crushed people to death, and a third-grade official was actually bullied by a nine-grade sesame official, which made him very angry.

As for Wen Yanbo, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and showed unbridled laughter. Wen Yanbo was annoyed by Du Yan's "squire is a dog" just now, but he couldn't think of a reason to refute it. Now that someone makes Du Yan deflated, he will not be stingy with laughter. Originally, as a colleague, I should have left some face. But Du Yan was so ruthless just now, so Wen Yanbo didn't need to save face, and laughed unscrupulously.

"Laugh, make you laugh!" Du Yan saw Wen Yanbo laughing so unscrupulously, and he was immediately even more annoyed, obviously forgetting how he had a poisonous mouth just now.

Du Yan was annoyed in his heart, so he quickly said directly: "Hmph, wolves eat meat, dogs eat meat. , it's clear that the squire is a dog! ”

"Vomit—"

Many people around also immediately retched, and looked at Du Yan's face with great anger. Shi Bufan laughed in his heart, this Du Yan is really poisonous in his mouth, this map cannon is too ruthless. You must know that the people around you are eating dog meat, you must know that everyone is eating dog meat. ", isn't this disgusting to everyone? If you want to find the Tang Dynasty, it is not the Qing Dynasty period, which does not eat dog meat. It was still very common to eat dog meat in the Tang Dynasty, especially when the emperor gave a dog meat banquet here. ", isn't that disgusting to everyone?

Although this one is "dog eats. ", but it can't stand the associations of human beings themselves, enough since they ate that kind of thing, but humans ate dog meat, would there be anything inappropriate? So once everyone thinks about it, it's definitely retching.

In this way, the surrounding officials looked at Du Yan, and their faces were extremely dark, obviously they were very dissatisfied with Du Yan's unbridled disgusting words at this time.

And Du Yan had just finished speaking, and when he saw the people around him looking at him with resentment, he suddenly knew that he was in trouble. I was unbridled just now, but I said everything like this. Du Yan realized the so-called truth that rice can be eaten indiscriminately, but words cannot be said indiscriminately. With such a sentence, it is simply a map cannon, and I am afraid that everyone present will not have a good face for themselves.

Even, when Li Shimin heard this, he put down the dog meat, and then looked at Du Yan with a dark face, obviously he had no appetite for this dog meat. Therefore, Du Yan's map cannon is too powerful, and even Emperor Li Shimin has hit it, and the range of the map cannon is not small.

Du Yan's face was embarrassed, but since he had already said it, he couldn't take it back. Because of indiscriminate eating, there is also a chance to vomit. But if you talk nonsense, there is no chance to take it back. Bad words hurt people, and once the words are heard, there is no chance to take them back. Even if some people claim to "retract" what they say, can this be difficult enough to hurt the other person's heart? The words can't be taken back, and if you say this yourself, it's just death!

Du Yan was also depressed, he was actually calculated today, or was calculated by a nine-grade sesame official. So Du Yan hated Shi Bufan, but Shi Bufan didn't care. Because Du Yan is currently a doctor of the imperial history, this doctor of the imperial history is actually just a "mad dog" that bites people. This kind of thing is actually a mad dog sent by the emperor to bite people, and it is often the first mad dog sent out to bite people in the civil and official party disputes.

Shi Bufan was defeated, and he understood why Li Shimin wanted this Du Yan to be this imperial doctor. This Du Yan's mouth is so ruthless, he offends people by firing maps everywhere, and even has such a bad relationship with Du Ruhui, his mouth is so poisonous that he has almost no friends, and his popularity is a mess. Such a person to be this imperial historian is completely in waste utilization, let this kind of person be the imperial historian, then this "mad dog" is released to bite people, that is the most suitable for Li Shimin's idea. Anyway, this "mad dog" has no friends, so he is naturally not afraid of collusion with others, so this is a very good supervisor.

As an emperor, don't you like this kind of person who has no friends, no factions, and all kinds of complex networks? This kind of mad dog can be used if it is used well, and if it is not used well, it can be killed at any time to eat meat.

"Dr. Du, I don't think it's what you say. Although you say that wolves eat meat, dogs eat . , but from what I've learned, it's not. Wolves eat meat, that's for sure. But this is not the case with dogs, dogs eat meat when they encounter meat, but they eat feces when they encounter it. Excrement. So, this is to eat meat when you meet meat, and eat meat when you meet (imperial history). Excrement. Shi Bufan replied.

"Hahahaha......"

After Shi Bufan answered, many people present laughed out loud without giving Du Yan face. Even the county lord of Dingxiang next to Shi Xiaoshulang obviously covered his mouth and snickered, this Shi Bufan was really scolding Du Yan miserably.

You must know Du Yan's current identity, but he is the leader of all the imperial history. The imperial history of the Tang Dynasty is divided into three types: supervising the imperial history, serving the imperial history, and serving the imperial history in the palace. The Imperial History Observatory is dominated by the Imperial Historian, and the Imperial Historian is the aide-de-camp.

At that time, the imperial historian had a very high status, and the imperial historian was one of the three princes of the Han Dynasty, and he was in a high position during the three princes and nine secretaries system. But now his status has been greatly reduced, but he is also a member of the third grade.

Shi Bufan was so polite, and directly began to say something, "Yushi eats. ", which made this Du Yan very annoyed. This was directly pointing at his nose and scolding, but he couldn't speak. This time he is actually playing a voice and word game, can Du Yan be able to openly scold and accuse? If he dares to accuse Shi Bufan, then this is not to show that he "eats. "?

So in this language and word game, Du Yanna is called a mess of losing, and there is no way at all. He did not dare to open his mouth to accuse Shi Bufan, because this would be tantamount to admitting that he was "eating. ", but now that he is here, he looks very embarrassed.

Because everyone laughed at him unscrupulously, he was also very annoyed. But now I don't have the face to stay here, I am so sarcastic, how can Du Yan stand it? was ridiculed by a nine-grade petty official, which made him very annoyed, but now that everyone is looking at him so mockingly, it is difficult for him to continue no matter how thick-skinned he is.

"Your Majesty, the minister is not feeling well, so he retired first!" Du Yan said.

Li Shimin took the initiative to say: "Since Du Yan is unwell, then you should go first." Remember, eat something clean in the future and don't spoil your stomach! ”

"Hahahaha......"

"God mends the sword!" Shi Bufan also laughed in his heart.

Li Shimin, this is really not a good bird, he actually came to a "divine mending knife", when Du Yan was squeezed by Shi Bufan and fled with his face, Li Shimin, the emperor, was also very low-tempered, and directly came to the eye with a "divine mending knife".

Du Yan listened to Li Shimin's sentence "eat something clean", and he didn't know that this was once again hinting at the "Yushi eat. ", this is definitely a mending knife. Obviously, Li Shimin was also swept away by Du Yan's sentence "Dog eats. " was very unappetizing, and this time I also took the opportunity to make up for it.

Of course, if there is no time to the extraordinary sentence "Yushi eats. ", then everyone will really think that this is Li Shimin caring about his courtiers. But with Shi Bufan's sentence in front, so Li Shimin came to such a sentence, it was definitely a divine mending knife, which made Du Yan's face look like constipation.

If it was someone else, Du Yan would dare to look at each other directly, but now it is Li Shimin who is "mending the knife", not only can he not look at each other angrily, but he has to make a ......

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, cares!" Du Yan said with a look of "gratitude", and immediately fled regardless of his identity, as if he was afraid that others would see his ugly appearance.

"Hahahaha......"

After Du Yan left, the civil and military officials present also laughed unrestrainedly, and even Li Shimin laughed along. This Du Yan was bullied by Shi Bufan miserably, and with Li Shimin's divine mending knife later, it was simply amazing.

But Du Yan could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, which really made him extremely depressed. But he can only stand it, because today Du Yan fired the map cannon and directly began to hit all the people who eat dog meat, and at this time everyone will not help him. What's more, his popularity is not good, even his own nephews have been sold, this kind of person is unreliable, so no one wants to have a deep friendship with him.

In this way, after being hit, no one came out to help him.

(To be continued.) )