Chapter 240: How Did Your Father Give Birth to Such a Thing as You!
The night is as cool as water, and the jungle is quiet.
The sound of rustling footsteps broke the silence of the jungle, and the three figures gradually approached.
Dressed in camouflage and painted faces, these three men walked in the depths of the jungle in the middle of the night, like three green ghosts, and if the faint of heart saw them, they were afraid that they would scare away half of their souls.
These three people are none other than Xu Yanluo and Jiang Danian who are engaged in wilderness survival training, and the three of them are correcting the damn map while moving forward, and they have to adjust the direction from time to time, which can be described as miserable.
"Damn, it's wrong again!"
Suddenly, a wolf howl came, Luo Yifei wailed, and a series of curses came out, "Company commander, who has suffered a thousand cuts, what kind of ghost map is this, if we go on like this, to reach the destination, we will increase the distance by at least a quarter!" ”
"Don't howl, you can't hear him if you scold, and the map won't be correct, so save some effort!" Xu Yan scolded in a low voice.
Luo Yifei stopped talking, he was just complaining, and he knew that this would not only be useless, but would also waste saliva in vain.
The long run, the rigorous training on weekdays, played a role, but they were not too tired, their biggest problem was lack of water.
Thinking of the problem of lack of water, Luo Yifei's throat was dry for a while, pursed his dry lips, and said, "We have to think of getting some water, otherwise we won't be able to hold out until dawn!" ”
Xu Yan nodded, glanced around, landed on a bush next to him, and said, "There is a piece of grass over there, and there is some moisture at its roots, let's top it first!" ”
Xu Yan said, walked over first, squatted down and pulled one. Remove the dirt from the top, put it in your mouth and chew it.
A thick bitterness. Plus numb to the touch, rippling in the mouth. He almost threw up, and tears flowed down his face.
"What's wrong with you, is it unpalatable?" Noticing Xu Yan's abnormal appearance, Luo Yifei hurriedly asked.
"This..."Xu Yan was about to say that this is not nonsense, but he changed his mind in an instant, good brothers are blessed and share hardships, such a "delicious" thing, whatever you say, you have to let Luo Yifei share it, so he quickly changed his words: "Of course not." It's delicious! ”
In order to cooperate with this sentence, he endured the bitterness and nausea, and chewed it twice hard, and the bitter taste spread through his taste buds, spreading all over his body, making his body tremble slightly, and tears couldn't help but flow down.
"Then why are you crying?" Luo Yifei wondered.
"I miss my dad. He has also been a soldier before, I don't know if he has ever eaten such delicious grass roots! Xu Yan said in a deep voice.
"Really?" Luo Yifei looked suspicious, no matter how he looked at it, he felt weird, but although he was suspicious. He still pulled one out, wiped the soil off it, and pinched the grass roots and sent them into his mouth little by little.
"Eat! Eat! Xu Yan stared at him intently. A voice in my heart urged again, and I hated to reach out to help. Shove the grass roots into his mouth.
When the palm of the hand is a little closer to the lips, it is about to be put into the mouth. Luo Yifei stopped again, looked at the dense small bumps on it, and confirmed again: "Are you sure this thing can really be eaten?" ”
"Of course, it's delicious!" Xu Yan nodded, chewed twice, and looked unfinished on the surface, but secretly his tongue twitched.
"Alright then!" When Luo Yifei saw Xu Yan like this, most of the doubts in his heart dissipated, and he pinched the roots of the grass again and sent them to his mouth.
Bang!
At this moment, a red fire suddenly rose in the distant sky.
Luo Yifei saw the movement, stopped again, and stared at the sky in the distance, "Someone gave up!" ”
Seeing that Luo Yifei was about to be fooled, he ate this grassroots root that could suffer to death, but at a critical moment, he was interrupted by someone's surrendered signal gun, and he had the heart to scold his mother.
"Which bastard is this, if you don't surrender sooner or later, you just surrender at this time, it's a good thing for Lao Tzu!"
Xu Yan slandered in his heart, but he didn't show it, but nodded and said: "Well, someone has surrendered, it should be unbearable hunger!" While speaking, he pulled the question back and urged: "There is not much time, eat the grass roots and leave quickly, we can't lose anything, we must complete the task!" ”
Well!
Luo Yifei nodded, glanced at the grassroots, slowly closed his eyes, endured the nausea, gritted his teeth ruthlessly, put it in his mouth, and bit it hard.
Laugh at!
The teeth pierce into the roots, and the small bumps on them burst, and clumps of grass root juice seep out of them and pass through the teeth to the taste buds.
The next moment, Luo Yifei's face changed greatly, and the bitter taste and numbness came together, hitting his nerves like a tide, and making a fierce confrontation with his ability to bear, in just one round, Luo Yifei was defeated, and the dam of endurance collapsed thousands of miles under the impact of the pervasive bitter wave.
Vomit!
Luo Yifei's head was off, and he vomited on the side, and tears slid down with it.
"What's wrong? Why are you crying too? Jiang Danian was about to eat grass roots, and when he saw Luo Yifei too, he couldn't help asking.
"I want to tell his father too!" Luo Yifei had teary eyes, gritted his teeth, met Jiang Danian's puzzled gaze, and added angrily: "I'm thinking, how could his father give birth to such a thing!" ”
"How do you scold people, the grassroots is eaten by yourself, I didn't force you!" Xu Yan was not happy.
"Scold you, if I can beat you, I still want to beat you!" Luo Yifei said indignantly: "This grassroots can be so bitter and astringent, and your tongue will be knotted after eating, you actually trick me into eating, what kind of heart are you?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Danian hurriedly put the grass roots in his hands far away, and he could cry bitterly when he ate a grass root, which was terrible.
……
After this farce, Xu Yan and the three continued on the road, and just when the sky was bright, they found smoke in the distance.
"There is cooking smoke, is there a house!" Jiang Danian was the first to shout
"It shouldn't be possible, if I'm not mistaken, I should have come to arrest us!" Luo Yifei shook his head.
"Let's go, go over and have a look!" Xu Yan said.
The three of them approached cautiously, but saw a car parked not far away, and there was a person cooking something there, and the rich aroma of meat wafted from afar, which immediately attracted the attention of the three people.
Grunt!
The three of them swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time, and after a while, they came back to their senses and continued to observe the surrounding movements, but found that there were several boxes of bread in the car, and there was a guy lying on the side, it was Tang Jue, the commander of the reconnaissance company!
"It's the company commander, he's coming to arrest us, let's go!" Jiang Danian whispered worriedly, although he said so, but his footsteps did not move, his eyes did not leave the pot of things, and he endured hunger and walked all night, this pot of hot and meaty food, the attraction to them can be imagined.
Grunt!
Luo Yifei's throat squirmed, swallowed a mouthful of saliva again, and proposed: "Let's sneak over and get some food from the car!" (To be continued.) )