Chapter 111: Fuck off
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If there is a warm sun in the morning, it will definitely make people feel the warmth of the world and think of all the good times.
But when Zhang Liang woke up, he found that it was raining outside the house.
He had been in the house for two days since he had been with Shu'er that night. The worst thing is that Shu'er and Zhi'er live in another room together on the grounds that he can recuperate in peace, and they will only come over when they are eating.
He wanted to go out for a stroll today, but he was in the soup again. I can only sit alone in the house and complain: "Damn! What can you do on such a day? β
"This kind of day is the best time for you to stay honest and recuperate."
Zhang Liang was thinking about what kind of demon to be, but he was suddenly interrupted. Looking up, it was Shu'er and Zhi'er who came in with breakfast.
As soon as Zhang Liang saw the meal, he immediately lay on his back on the bed and shouted: "In addition to eating and sleeping all day long, this is completely the rhythm of pig raising!" O God! Stop the rain! β
"What's wrong? Sister Han and I will accompany you to dinner, aren't you happy? β
Hearing Zhi'er's anger, Zhang Liang sat up and replied: "It's naturally good for two beautiful wives to eat together, but you leave after eating, leaving me alone." It's so boring! β
"Who makes you dishonest, eat fashionably and unscrupulously, and dishonest in your hands. If you don't eat us raw after eating. Don't forget, Zhi'er hasn't made a big gift to you yet, if it spreads, it won't ruin her reputation. β
After listening to Shu'er's reproach, Zhang Liang seemed to be indifferent. Said: "Who dares to say that my baby Zhi'er, Lao Tzu flayed him alive." Then he said to Shu'er: "Even if Zhi'er and I can't do harm, what about you?" Heart-to-heart. You're my wife in the media, so we've done a big gift, right? Everyone in the world knows it. I can't even touch you?! β
As soon as she heard Zhang Liang's rhetorical question, Shu'er immediately blushed and hurriedly said, "You can't be serious in front of Zhi'er." Your body has not yet recovered, and it cannot be left to your nature. β
When Lu Zhi heard this, he hurriedly echoed: "That's it, if it wasn't for you and Sister Han's sake the night before, I wouldn't have let you bully her so much." It's hard for my sister to be so strong in her previous life. This life has fallen into your hands, but you have become such a pervert again. β
Han Shu was ashamed and anxious at this time. She didn't expect that Zhi'er didn't fall asleep that night, and she watched everything that happened next. At this moment, she only felt that her face was like a fire, and she wanted to find a place to hide.
Zhang Liang also looked at Zhi'er in surprise, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "You didn't sleep that night?" You're not kind, Miss. Don't you know what it means to be happy alone than to be happy with all? Since we haven't slept, we should play together. β
Looking at Zhang Liang, whose face was as thick as a city wall, Zhi'er only felt that there was nothing wrong with him, so she could only snort lightly and continued: "You still have the face to say, you bullied Sister Han in the middle of the night, and you obviously hugged a big beauty when you fell asleep." and stretch out the salty pig hand again to break me" In the end, even she herself couldn't raise her head in shame. had to hide behind Han Shu aggrievedly, as if he was afraid that Zhang Liang would use lewd power again.
Han Shu only felt dizzy, she didn't can't accept that Zhang Liang and Zhi'er were on good terms, but he secretly attacked a sleeping woman, which really made Shu'er angry. In addition, the spring light of his night was all seen by Zhi'er, which was also all thanks to Zhang Liang. The combination of the two sins is really unforgivable.
Zhang Liang only felt cold sweat at the moment. Mixed body shivering. Shu'er's eyes seemed to be able to swallow him instantly, and he was terrified to see him. It was no less than when he was targeted by a tiger that day. He knew that if he didn't do anything, he would be out of luck.
Suddenly, Zhang Liang got up and ran out of the door, Shu'er and Zhi'er were stunned. Before they could come back to their senses, Zhang Liang had already rushed to the door. Then he disappeared from the sight of the two. But what followed was a dull crashing sound and a woman's coquettish voice, as well as Zhang Liang's moaning.
"Ahh Who? β
"Emma! Hit me to death, who's in the way? β
Hearing two conversations, Han Shu and Lu Zhi hurriedly went out to check.
I saw Zhang Liang in a half-kneeling posture, while constantly rubbing his chest. It seems that it is not light. Beneath him lay a woman, who was gently touching her forehead with a sad face.
After the two looked at each other, they were both stunned, and then they were summoned at the same time.
"Zhang Situ?!"
"Ma'am?!"
Han Shu and Lu Zhi were also shocked when they saw this scene, and then quickly pulled up Zhang Liang and then helped Lu Pheasant.
Zhi'er helped Lu Pheasant pat off the dust on her body, and scolded Zhang Liang: "You are dead, you actually pressed the eldest sister under you." β
She had no intention of speaking, but the listener had a heart. Lu Pheasant immediately felt a little embarrassed, and at the same time, his cheeks were slightly red.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's that I didn't see Zhang Situ."
Zhang Liang also listened to a few awkwards, and said secretly in his heart: My precious lady, don't you say let's just say okay? What do you mean by being pressed underneath?! That's a terrible thing to say!
"Madame, you are reckless. Shicai was too anxious to hurt his wife. Zhang Liang is guilty. β
When Lu Pheasant heard this, he replied with a slight smile: "Zhang Situ's words are serious, Zhang Situ was recuperating from his injuries, I shouldn't bother, but the stakes are very high, so I can only take the liberty to come." β
As soon as he heard that the other party had something important to discuss, Zhang Liang hurriedly invited Lu Pheasant into the house. After a few people sat down, Zhang Liang hurriedly asked, "I don't know what Mrs. is looking for me?" β
I saw Lu Pheasant sigh softly, and then said slowly: "The day of Zhang Situ's accident coincided with the visit of General Xiang Liang's envoy. The other party had important military affairs to convey, but Fujun only remembered Zhang Situ's safety at that time, so he neglected the messenger. Fortunately, I bumped into him and kept the other party. Originally, after Zhang Situ returned safely, his husband wanted to see the envoy, but the envoy felt that my husband had neglected him, and he had to make amends in person. When the husband heard this, he immediately became angry and said that he would never see this person. Now that the two of them are in such a stalemate, I really have no choice but to ask Zhang Situ for help. β
Zhang Liang listened to Lu Pheasant's narration and nodded slightly. Then he replied: "This matter is all because of me, and I am responsible for it." I will go to the messenger. It's just that this person has a good temper, and he is not an ordinary messenger, can Mrs. know the name of the other party? β
Lu Pheasant thought for a moment, and then replied: "It seems to be called Song Yi." β
"Who?!" Zhang Liang seemed to be a little concerned about the name.
"Husband, do you know him?" For Zhang Liang's performance. Zhi'er was curious.
Zhang Liangxin said: Can you not know each other?! The future champion of the king! This person is a little proficient in the art of war, but he is a small-bellied chicken intestine, no wonder he is so difficult for Liu Bang.
After knowing the details of the other party, Zhang Liang hugged his fist at Lu Pheasant and replied: "I have heard of this person's name. Madame, don't worry, I'll go here to resolve the matter. β
Hearing that Zhang Liang was willing to make a move. Lu Pheasant was immediately relieved.
Shu'er was worried about Zhang Liang's body, and said, "It's still raining outside, you haven't recovered yet, don't be strong!" β
"Yes, even if the rain stops before going!" Zhi'er is also very worried about his injury.
When Lu Pheasant heard what the two of them said, he hurriedly persuaded: "Zhang Situ, you don't have to be in a hurry. It's not too late to go until the weather is better when the body recovers. β
Zhang Liang shook his head and replied: "This matter started because of me, how can it be delayed any longer." This military situation is like fire. It can't be delayed. β
Seeing that he had made up his mind, the third daughter had no choice but to give up. LΓΌ Pheasant personally arranged for the sergeant to send Zhang Liang to Song Yi's place. But when I arrived, I didn't see him, but I heard his voice first.
"I don't see anyone! Let Liu Bang come to see me in person. Hum. β
After Song Yi reprimanded the sergeant, he drank to himself. Zhang Liang was uninvited at this time, hugged his fists at him and said: "Lord Song, Pei Gong has many offends, but there is a reason for it. I hope you have a sea of letters. β
Song Yiwen looked at Zhang Liang and said contemptuously: "Isn't there anyone in Liu Bang's army who can understand human language?" I have already said that. Let him come in person. β
Zhang Liang saw that the other party was arrogant in his words and deeds, and he was not angry. Still smiled and said: "Don't be angry, my lord, Pei Gong has already set up a banquet." Please go and make amends in person. In order to eliminate the other party's anger, Zhang Liang had to write a blank check for Liu Bang first.
"Hmph, it's just a Peixian official. Dare to be so rampant, let him come over to apologize to me in person and admit his mistakes! Song Yi was still unrelenting, and even more arrogant.
Looking at the other party's eyes, Zhang Liang decided not to be a gentleman anymore.
He grimaced, then looked outside and said, "Someone." Even if Lord Song has no intention of talking about military affairs, then send him back. β
When Song Yi heard this, he immediately slapped the table and scolded: "You are so bold, I am the commander of the Chu State." You and other ignorant juniors dare to be so presumptuous. "Ling Yin? Hum! Zhang Liang replied with a sneer: "It's just a messenger from General Xiang Liang." No real power; Second, if you have no merits, you dare to be powerful here? β
"Who are you? How dare you talk to me like that. Hurry up and call Liu Bang, I will let him engage in military law for you. Song Yi was already completely enraged by the other party's words.
Seeing that the other party was already annoyed, Zhang Liang replied with a smile: "I'm just a nobody, but I just have a good daughter-in-law, so I dare to walk sideways." β
When Song Yi heard this, he despised Zhang Liang even more, and said with a smile: "Hahahaha, a dignified man has to rely on a woman to support him, and he is also worthy of talking to me." β
Zhang Liang still replied with a calm and relaxed look: "No way, I can't settle my Excellency, my wife won't let me go home." β
At this time, Song Yi felt more and more that the comer was not good. "Who are you?"
Zhang Liang slowly sat down in front of the desk and replied slowly: "The husband of Princess Shu of Korea - Zhang Zifang." β
"Zhang Situ?" Song Yi looked at Zhang Liang in surprise, he didn't expect that the person who came was actually Han Situ, King Han's son-in-law, and Zhang Zifang, the ancestor of Daliang.
"Why are you here?" For Zhang Liang's visit, he still couldn't believe it.
"Come and marry Pei Gong's wife and sister and be relatives of Pei Gong."
Song Yi was slightly stunned, I didn't know which sentence of the other party was true and which was false! But after all, he was unwilling to compromise because of his fame, and then said in a hard voice: "It is not Your Excellency's turn to interfere in the matter between me and Liu Bang." β
"How dare I interfere, just to pass on a word for Pei Gong."
"What?" Song Yi asked curiously.
I saw Zhang Liang's face sank, and he said sharply: "Pei Gong asked me to tell Your Excellency, if you want to say it, you can say it, and if you don't want to say get out!" β
[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )