After a while, Shen Mo heard a faint noise downstairs, it seemed that the mother-in-law asked her to go upstairs to take revenge, the man was unwilling, so the mother-in-law scolded him for a waste, carried a rolling pin, and went upstairs violently.

When the woman saw that the door was still open, she looked up from the gap, and sure enough, she saw a basket sitting on the top of the door, and couldn't help sneering and saying, "The old lady won't be fooled again?" She threw her head back, stood on tiptoe, held the pin in both hands, and threw the pestle upward, and sure enough, the basket fell down.

"Haha, the skills are poor, a little girl pulls mud." The fat woman pushed open the door, held her head high, and triumphantly crossed the threshold and entered the house.

However, accidents are everywhere, and as soon as her right foot falls, she feels as if she is stepping on a mirror. When I looked down, I saw that I had stepped on a large piece of watermelon rind...... With a 'snort', the fat woman fell backwards on her back. There is a way that is not a one-way street, and her calf stumbled on the threshold again...... With more force, her falling momentum increased sharply, and she suddenly fell out like pushing a mountain of gold and a jade pillar.

With a pig-killing wail, the fat woman tumbled down the narrow staircase like a big ball...... It feels so familiar. However, the man of her family learned to be obedient this time, and when he saw a behemoth rolling down, he didn't think about it, so he flashed to the side, and watched the woman fall into a mess, and she was on her back.

Listening silently above, he said in his heart, 'This fall is so hard that I don't even have the strength to curse.' He knew it wasn't over, but he didn't take it to heart.

He snuggled quietly by the window, looking at the small bridge and flowing water outside the window, looking at the smooth bluestone streets, looking at the weaving of the canopy boats, looking at the men and women in long coats and short shirts, they were working, talking and laughing, and occasionally someone looked up at the little brother looking out of the window, and let out a kind laugh.

Everything was so vivid, everything was so familiar, there was no sense of alienation, as if he belonged here from beginning to end.

That's my life. Shen Mo said to himself, waved his hand, and said goodbye to the world in his dream......

He guessed correctly, it wasn't dark yet, and trouble came.

Shen Mo was in a trance, when he heard a loud noise of people coming from the patio, followed by the sound of 'dong dong' going upstairs.

As soon as Shen Mo sat up straight, he heard a boom, the door was kicked open, and a huge man with a fat head and big ears appeared in front of Shen Mo.

The big man was not in a hurry to enter the house, but patrolled up and down, left and right, and only after confirming that it was safe did he strode in and dodged out of the door...... Don't forget to kick the watermelon peel off the ground.

One wears a tasseled hat on his head and green pleats on his body; A frivolous kid with a golden fan in his hand appeared at the door. He was only sixteen or seventeen years old, but he was extremely arrogant, and said silently with two nostrils: "You injured the seventh girl?" ”

Shen Mo looked puzzled and said, "Lao Jia asks, which one is the seventh girl?" ”

The young man in brocade snorted, his nostrils became bigger, and he said to the big man on the side, "Tell him, who the seventh girl is." ”

"Well, listen up," the big man said, "The seventh girl is our son's cousin and niece, that is, the one who lives downstairs from you." ”

Shen Mo almost choked to death, and said that the fat woman's husband must have heard the name and didn't see anyone at the beginning, so he strayed into the wolf's den. But he said lightly: "I didn't hurt her." "She fell and injured herself.

"Don't even think about quibbling." The young man sneered: "You must know that our Shen family has strict rules, and it is strictly forbidden for clan relatives to fight!" As he spoke, he patted the folding fan and said, "Don't tie him up yet, send him to the eldest master, and receive the family law!" ”

The big man stepped forward to pull Shen Mo up, Shen Mo coughed, and sneered: "You dare to touch me? Can't you see that I'm sick, like paper paste? Knock me out of three long and two short, is it yours or your son-in-law? "This is pure nonsense with his eyes open, his food has been too good recently, his little face is flushed, and he doesn't look like he is dying.

The big man was frightened by him, tilted his head to look at the young man in brocade, and the young man said impatiently: "Let him go by himself." Only then did he remember that this kid lived in because he was bitten by a snake, although he looked like a nobody, who knows if he went to the root or not, and whether he would die suddenly?

Silently holding on to the railing, he went downstairs tremblingly, and the young man in brocade walked in front of him with his toes high, and the big man in the shape of a man hung his head and walked at the end, sandwiching him in the middle one after the other, as if escorting a prisoner.

As soon as he arrived in the patio, he saw the 'Seven Girls' with a blue nose and swollen face, and a splint on her hands and feet, sitting on a board car, squinting and smiling at herself...... It should be a sneer or a smug smile, but the face is swollen like a big eggplant, which makes people look at Coke.

When the three of them left the courtyard, the seventh girl asked her man to follow with the cart, and the five of them walked forward in a row on the corridor. looked before and after silently, and suddenly remembered the children's songs he sang when he was a child, and it was so appropriate, so he opened his throat and sang......

"Tang Seng is wearing a green robe, followed by a Monkey King; Sun Wukong, running fast, followed by a Zhu Bajie; Zhu Bajie, who grew fat, was followed by a sand monk; Monk Sha, pushing the car, there was an old witch sitting in the car, the old witch was really bad, and deceived Tang Seng and Bajie; Tang Seng Bajie is really confused, he can't tell whether he is a human or a demon; can't tell the difference, you were fooled, thanks to Sun Wukong's bright eyes; His eyes were bright and glowing golden, and he held up his golden rod high; The golden hoop rod has power, and the demons and monsters are all swept away......"

In this era, the story of Tang Seng's journey to the west has become a household name, coupled with his excellent voice and funny and naughty singing, which attracted the men and women in the courtyard to come out and watch, and some children followed behind, listening to him sing with a smile.

When he finished singing, the boy turned around and smiled: "Your song is a bit interesting, who taught you?" ”

Shen Mo rolled his eyes, not knowing whether this son was wise and stupid or stupid and mentally retarded.

At that time, the group of children understood, and around the fat seven girls in the car, they chattered and grimaced: "Old witch, old witch ......"

The seventh girl naturally understood, and said angrily: "Fourth son, he scolded you for being Tang Sanzang!" ”

"Am I that handsome?" Unexpectedly, the fourth prince was not angry but happy, touched his face and asked silently: "Am I really as handsome as Tang Seng?" ”

Shen Mo looked at his crooked face and cracked dates, and said nonsense: "Gongzi Yushu is in the wind, looks like Pan An, everyone loves him, and the flowers bloom!" ”

"Good boy, good eyesight." The fourth prince with big nostrils smiled happily: "Few people can find my connotation." ”

"Hey, there is no lack of beauty in this world, there is a lack of eyes to find beauty." Silence is a serious way.

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Add one more in the evening. Recommended tickets......

There is another buddy, who is the first person in this month's new book monthly ticket, who is a brother who is as sullen as me, and that is called a duty. Let's go and see Ya's book, there is a monthly pass to support it.