The flower monk Lu Zhishen hurriedly came to the Guantaoxuan Hotel and shouted to the walker Wu Song: "Brother Erlang, don't drink." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoHurry back to your place of residence to pack up your things and go down the mountain with the Sprinkle family. ”

The walker Wu Song didn't drink all the wine and said, "Big brother, I haven't drunk enough of this wine, what are you doing down the mountain in a hurry?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Wait until you go down the mountain, I will invite you to drink." Don't drink it, hurry up and follow me down the mountain to find Huang Meng. ”

Liu Tang, the red-haired ghost on the side, listened: "Monk, what's wrong with that fierce nephew." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen said: "Alas, don't mention it, that kid ran away from home." ”

Liu Tang put down the wine bowl and said, "Then I will tell Brother Song Gongming to go down the mountain with you, so I won't trouble Brother Wu Song." ”

Lu Zhishen nodded and said: "It's okay, if the Sprinkle family and Erlang are gone, who will defend the checkpoint we guard." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen and the red-haired ghost Liu Tang came to the Zhongyi Hall.

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said to Song Jiang: "Brother Gongming, let me and the monk go down the mountain to find that fierce nephew!" ”

In time, Yu Song Jiang knew that Liu Tang was one of the seven brothers who robbed the Shengchengang with Huang Gai, and he had a very close relationship with Huang Meng, so he nodded happily and said: "Okay, it's rare that Brother Liu Tang can have this heart, so you can go down the mountain with Master Lu and the two of you, but you two must drink less wine." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang grinned and said, "Brother, don't worry, we are going down the mountain to do business, so we can be greedy for wine and make mistakes." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen and the red-haired ghost Liu Tang came to Lu Zhishen's residence.

Lu Zhishen walked into the house, lifted the futon, grabbed a handful of silver from the bottom of the mattress and stuffed it into his arms, and walked out with his water mill wind wand and said to Liu Tang: "Red-haired ghost, hurry up." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said: "Okay! ”

Lu Zhishen looked at Liu Tang empty-handed and said, "What about your rear weapon." ”

Liu Tang walked to the weapon rack in the clearing, picked up a simple knife and said, "I have weapons everywhere, unlike your great monk, there are also special weapons. ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Haha, what do you kid know, this is the magic weapon of Buddhism, specializing in surpassing the wicked." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang quipped: "When I first fought you in Golden Town, fortunately you used a big knife at that time, otherwise you would have overtaken me." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "You are already a ghost, why do you need to sprinkle your family to exceed, Amitabha!" ”

The two of them talked and laughed and walked down the mountain.

After walking for a while, the red-haired ghost Liu Tang said, "Monk, stop!" Stop! Stop. ”

Lu Zhishen stopped and said, "Red-haired ghost, what are you yelling for?" ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said: "Monk, you said that we can only find that fierce nephew where we go?" ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen said: "That kid has arms and legs, and he runs around, so we can only look for it everywhere." ”

The red-haired ghost shook his head and said, "If it is according to my Liu Tang's guess, the little rabbit cub has run back to his hometown Dongxi Village, I think we should go there and find it." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen nodded and said: "Yes, red-haired ghost, it turns out that your kid is not stupid, so why do you usually pretend to be stupid." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said: "What kind of pretence do I have, because I don't need to use any brains in the mountains, and the things that use my brains are all the work done by the dog-headed military master." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Red-haired ghost, I know that you are not angry with that Wu Yong, but you can't call someone else's dog-headed military master." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said disdainfully: "I called him Wu Yong's dog-headed military division, which can be regarded as lifting that kid." Look at his virtue, he was like a dog behind the ass of the King of Heaven, shaking his head and tail. However, when Song Jiang went to Liangshan, the kid saw that Song Jiang's powerful ass was crooked over there, and he overturned the friendship boat with the king of heaven. It's not a fucking thing. ”

The flower monk Lu Zhi sighed deeply and said: "Alas, there are many people like Wu Yong these years, and he is not the only one on Liangshan, just like the old man who entered the cloud dragon Gongsun Sheng, it is not a good thing." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang nodded and said: "The monk is right, that old way is indeed not a thing, although he didn't tilt his butt to Song Jiang's side at the beginning, but he was also swaying in the middle, waiting to see the wind and rudder." ”

The two walked along the mountain road to the west, and came to the hotel opened by Zhang Qing, a vegetable gardener, and Sun Erniang, a dominatrix, at the foot of the mountain.

The flower monk Lu Zhishen said to Liu Tang: "In front is the hotel opened by Zhang Qing and his wife, the red-haired ghost, let's go in and drink a few bowls of wine before walking, the Sprinkle family hasn't drunk alone with their husband and wife for a long time." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang nodded and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”

The two came to the hotel and pushed the door and walked in, there were no guests at this time, Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang were sitting there drinking tea.

When the husband and wife heard the sound, they looked up and saw the flower monk Lu Zhishen and the red-haired ghost Liu Tang walking in, and hurriedly stood up to greet them.

Dominatrix Sun Erniang said: "I said that when I got up early this morning, I heard the magpie smacking on the tree in front of the door. Saying that, Zhang Qing said to the vegetable garden: "The master, what are you still doing standing here stupidly, hurry up and go to stir-fry, get a few more good dishes, and let us accompany Brother Lu to drink a few big bowls." ”

Flower monk Lu Zhishen said: "Sister, don't be so polite, you can get something ready to eat." ”

Sun Erniang said: "Then what's the matter, no matter what, we are all old brothers and sisters, and we haven't been drinking and chatting together for a long time." ”

Soon, Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden fried six dishes, brought a large plate, and then brought two large jars of wine.

Zhang Qing pointed to the two jars of wine and said: "The dish is fried by me, it may not be delicious, the two of you will eat it, but this wine is the best wine, and I have never been willing to drink it." ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang picked up the wine jar, filled the four large bowls with wine and said, "Master, don't be wordy there, come!" Brother Lu, Liu Tang brothers drink. ”

Each of the four men drank the wine from his bowl.

Sun Erniang said: "Brother Lu, Brother Liu Tang, this is the seat of the heavens and the earth that has just been arranged, I don't know what the two of you are going to go down the mountain for." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen said: "Sister, you don't know, the Sprinkle family is going down the mountain to find Huangmeng's nephew." ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang smiled and said: "Big brother, you second sister, I really don't know, today I was still with Nahu Sanniang and Gu Sister-in-law, and the two sisters-in-law persuaded the sister-in-law of the Huang family to come." Didn't King Song Jiang already send four people out to look for it, why did you two still go. ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen said: "Sister, you also know that Huang Meng is a registered disciple of the Sprinkle family, and the Sprinkle family is really not at ease." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said: "Erniang, no matter how you say that I, Liu Tang, went up to Liangshan Mountain with Huang Tianwang, Huang Meng was raised by me since I was a child, and I have to go down the mountain to find it, otherwise I will be really sorry for the big brother Huang Gai." ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang "snapped" the table and said: "The two of you are interesting, they are the real man's doing." It's not like some people who say good things to their faces and conspire behind their backs. ”

Zhang Qing, a vegetable gardener, said to Sun Erniang: "Erniang, don't talk nonsense there." ”

Sun Erniang said: "What I said nonsense there was originally like this. I knew that Shuibo Liangshan would be like this, so I didn't come in the first place. ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen smiled dryly: "Hehe." Sister, in this way, you are complaining about the Sprinkle family, it was I who led everyone to Shuibo Liangshan at the beginning. ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang said quickly: "Master, I complained about you there, and I just talked about the unhappiness in my heart." ”

Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, said: "Erniang, just say a few words, don't let outsiders listen to the joke." ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang said: "Here are all the brothers of Shuibo Liangshan, what outsiders are there." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang knew that the outsider Zhang Qing was referring to in the vegetable garden was talking about himself, so he said in a rough voice: "Brother Zhang Qing, what you said is not right, who is an outsider, the monks didn't take my red-haired ghost Liu Tang as an outsider, you treat it as an outsider." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Haha, yes, this red-haired ghost is right, he is not an outsider, he can talk to the Sprinkle family on the entire Liangshan Mountain." ”

Zhang Qing hurriedly stood up and poured wine into Liu Tang's bowl and said, "Brother Liu Tang, don't be surprised, come to the eldest brother, I will salute your bowl of wine, and you should make amends." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said bluntly: "If you drink, you will drink, so what is the reason to make amends, do it!" As he spoke, he picked up the big bowl first, raised his neck and "grunted", and drank the big bowl of wine.

Dominatrix Sun Erniang applauded: "Okay, it's a man, come!" I also toast you with a bowl of wine. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Sister, don't be so respectful to the two of you, if you get drunk with this red-haired ghost for a while, will you let the Sprinkle family carry him on the road!" ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang patted his chest and said, "Hmph, just this little bit of wine can still get my red-haired ghost Liu Tang drunk, then it is called drinking." Come on, do it! "I made a big bowl of wine with Sun Erniang again.

Zhang Qing picked up the bowl and said to Lu Zhishen: "Big brother, come, don't just watch the excitement there, let's do it!" ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen picked up the bowl and drank all the wine, wiped his mouth and said: "Happy, happy!" To be honest, Brother Zhang Qing, the Sprinkle family hasn't been so happy for a long time. ”

Sun Erniang put down the wine bowl and said with emotion: "Brother Lu, think about how happy we were when we joined forces to fight against the iron fist Yu Huanlong. Think about how happy we were when we were in Erlong Mountain, when we drank wine in a big bowl and ate meat in a big piece. I once wanted to come to this Liangshan, and I returned to my old business with Zhang Qing and opened a husband-and-wife shop. ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said drunkenly: "Good Sun Erniang, isn't this day as good as selling human meat steamed buns on Mengzhou Cross Slope." ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang raised her leg and kicked Liu Tang and said, "That sold human flesh steamed buns, I said that to scare people." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang said with a smile: "Hehe, what is it to scare people, then Wu Erlang once ate human meat steamed buns in your store." ”

Dominatrix Sun Erniang said: "That's Wu Song's nonsense, you kid is talking nonsense like him, be careful of my mother, I will sell you steamed human meat steamed buns." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang stretched out his arm and said: "Erniang, look at me, how thin I am, even if I really slaughter Liu Tang, I can't sell a few taels of meat, if you want to slaughter it, you can slaughter the fat monk, he has a lot of meat." Ha ha! ”

The flower monk Lu Zhishen stood up and patted Liu Tang on the shoulder and said, "Don't drink it, let's go on the road, just drink more." ”

The red-haired ghost Liu Tang replied in his mouth: "Okay, okay, don't drink it, go on the road." But he poured himself a large bowl of wine and drank it, and then he stood up and staggered out.

Zhang Qing from the vegetable garden walked over with a burden and said to Lu Zhishen: "Big brother, there are more than a dozen taels of silver and five or six catties of jerky in this baggage, you bring it." ”

Lu Zhishen patted his pocket and said: "Brother, the silver is sprinkled with the family, how can you ask for the two of you to have two pieces of silver." ”

Sun Erniang took the burden and stuffed it into Lu Zhishen's arms and said: "Big brother, the poor family is rich, bring it, the little sister knows that you have always spent money lavishly." ”

The flower monk Lu Zhi smiled honestly and said, "Hehe, then the Sprinkle family is welcome." He took the burden on his shoulders and walked west with Liu Tang, preparing to look for it in Dongxi Village, Yuncheng County, to see if Huang Meng had run back to his hometown. (To be continued.) )