Chapter 28: Hello, my name is Ye Liangchen
I'm so sleepy......
"No matter how bad our children are, they are definitely much better than your children, Fang Zhengqi, don't talk nonsense with me, will you give way?!" The second uncle stared at it viciously, really too lazy to continue to consume it like this with Fang Zhengqi.
"Hmph, what can you do if I don't give way?!" Fang Zhengqi drove the ox cart to stop in front, blocking the way of Fang Hua and the others, and said with a hint of evil nature.
Fang Zhengqi just expected that the second uncle would not dare to beat him, and he didn't have the courage to hit him, no matter what, he Fang Zhengqi was a scholar, a child, how could his status be comparable to that of a farmer, and now it was in the way, and the second uncle didn't dare to do anything about Fang Zhengqi at all.
"You! You! You! Fangzhengqi! ......" The second uncle really didn't dare to hit him, panting, staring at Fang Zhengqi with wide eyes, his hands were trembling all the time, and he seemed to want to whip it down.
And Fang Zhengqi is still that underwhelming appearance, slowly driving the ox cart in front, a look of me deliberately blocking the way, what kind of cheap appearance can you have, tsk, it can be said that it is a real cooking of people and cheap, the first cheap in the world.
The second uncle looked at the Fang Zheng Qi ox cart walking in front with a cold face, he could only endure his anger and slowly walk behind, and Fang Zheng Qi was still deliberately walking very slowly, so that the second uncle had to endure and follow slowly, and he didn't dare to do it.
But the second uncle endured it, but Fang Hua couldn't bear it, he came to find trouble for no reason, and he actually looked like he was dragged to the point of exploding, he was simply underdrawn, and he was sorry for his cheap appearance if he didn't beat him, without saying a word, he stood up and snatched the whip from the second uncle's hand, and threw it directly on the cow.
Smack——!
As soon as the whip was drawn, the ox immediately increased its speed, Fang Hua pulled the rope and dragged it back, the ox was very obedient and leaned to the right, and caught up with the square ox cart in the blink of an eye, but Fang Hua's ox cart leaned on the right slope, not a regular road.
"Let you pretend to make you crazy, it took a lifetime of reading to be admitted to a child, and you are embarrassed to show off like this?! Why did you use it before, were you Long Aotian or Ye Liangchen?! Tell you, my brother Zhao Ritian! Are you scared?! Fang Hua was angry, and he was talking to himself, so that the second uncle Fang An couldn't understand at all, and he didn't know what Fang Hua was talking about.
I don't understand it, but the ox cart is still seriously speeding, like a gust of wind, it instantly caught up with Fang Zhengqi, driving side by side, but Fang Hua's ox cart is not on the right path, Fang Hua looked at Fang Zhengqi coldly, and didn't bother to talk to him at all, and the whip was pulled to the left again, and the ox cart tilted to the left uncontrollably.
"Xiao Hua, Xiao Hua, what do you want to do, quickly stop the cow, something will happen!" The second uncle saw that something was wrong, this was clearly about to crash into the ox cart of Fang Zhengqi, and he hurriedly grabbed Fang Hua's whip to prevent him from messing around.
However, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was dragged by Fang An, the second uncle was afraid of an accident, Fang An was not afraid at all, and said with an excited expression: "Dad, don't be afraid, Xiao Hua is smart, let him teach that Fang Zhengqi a lesson, see if he dares to bully people like this!" ”
"That's right, we have to teach him a lesson, let him know that we are not easy to mess with, what are we dragging in front of us, even the prime minister has seen it, a child is a ball, go, Pikachu-" Fang Hua controlled the ox cart, as if he was driving a Lamborghini, and the feeling of being slow made his fat face full of excitement.
"Huh-huh-" The ox pulling the cart also screamed excitedly twice at this moment, and then turned his head down, pulling the ox cart, and the horizontal one was directly strong, quite a tendency for the mountains to hit Mount Tai.
"What are you guys guys crazy, stop it, stop it, you're going to bump into it, are you crazy, stop it, madman!" Fang Zhengqi finally panicked when he saw Fang Hua's ox cart crashing into it at this time, yelling and yelling, and his ox cart hurriedly ran.
In any case, he couldn't have imagined that Fang Hua would actually use the ox cart to collide with his ox cart, he couldn't imagine that Fang Hua and the three of them would really dare to make a move, it really surprised him, but at this moment, he couldn't be surprised, he wanted to run away.
"Get down, get down, get down." Fang Hua didn't bother to take care of Fang Zhengqi at all, and immediately lay down after controlling the direction, and the second uncle Fang An also had to grab the wooden stake on the ox cart at this moment, at this moment, the benefits of the wooden stake were finally revealed.
Boom - Boom -
Two loud noises finally came, one was that the two cows finally collided together, and the other was that the planks on the ox cart finally collided together, after the loud noise, when it calmed down, Fang Hua slowly stood up, and at a glance, he suddenly smiled.
His own ox cart rushed down the right slope, and the huge impact directly hit the square ox cart to the left slope, while his own ox cart was firmly parked on the right road, just in the blink of an eye, the two ox carts changed positions.
And the planks on the Fangzheng Qi ox cart were directly knocked open, the planks on the Fang Hua family ox cart were customized, not tight and strong, and the structure was not the same, the two planks collided, and the planks on the Fang Zheng Qi ox cart were sacrificed instantly.
"Haha, hit it well, hit it well, let him still get in the way, this time see how he blocks it!" Fang An got up and yelled happily, and despite the dust, he still jumped and jumped with joy.
"Shut up, little bunny!" The second uncle didn't know where to stretch out a hand, and instantly beat Fang An honestly, then he looked at Fang Zhengqi's ox cart, and asked nervously: "This hit, people should be fine, why don't you keep quiet." ”
"Don't worry, second uncle, it's okay, it's just that he fell down and sat on the ground." Fang Hua pointed in a direction for the second uncle to look over, and then said with a smile, this collision really scared him, and he didn't expect that the two ox carts would collide no less than a car crashing together, and it was extremely violent.
And in the direction of Fang Hua's finger, where the dust was everywhere, there were two people sitting on the ground, Fang Zhengqi and his crying child, this collision not only scared Fang Hua, but also scared Fang Zhengqi, sitting on the ground was not embarrassed, where was the cheap appearance that was dragged to explode just now.
"Surnamed Fang, are you crazy, let me tell you, this matter is not over! You wait for me! Fang Zheng roared angrily, his eyes were red, he had never been in a fight before, he was really scared, his little heart was too fragile.
Fang Hua looked at Fang Zhengqi's fragile appearance, and couldn't help but pout, after reading a book for a lifetime, in addition to talking about the benevolence and righteousness of the saint, nothing else will be, such a person can also be admitted to Tongsheng, it is really the misfortune of the Great Song Dynasty, Fang Hua hopes that time will pass quickly, let Wang Anshi change the law quickly, this imperial examination also needs to change.
The second uncle was still a little worried that something would happen to Fang Zhengqi and his child, but he didn't expect Fang Zhengqi to threaten him as soon as he came back to his senses, his face fell suddenly, he snorted coldly, and grabbed the whip on the scalper again: "Xiao Hua, Xiao An, go, leave him alone." ”
"Stop! Stop! It's not over, where are you going! As soon as he heard that the second uncle was leaving, Fang Zhengqi hurriedly stood up and shouted, his ox cart was destroyed and people fell down, could it be that Fang Hua and the three of them just left?!
However, his yelling and shouting that the second uncle didn't pay attention to him at all, and Fang An didn't bother to pay attention to him, so Fang Hua sat on the ox cart and looked back at the embarrassed Fang Zhengqi, and said slowly: "If we don't leave, will it be possible for us to hit you once?!" ”
"You—despicable!" Fang Zhengqi's face was flushed, the so-called Xiucai met the soldiers, it was unreasonable, although Fang Zhengqi was not Xiucai but also a child, and Fang Hua and the three of them did not reason with him, and directly used the most simple and crude method to solve the problem, so that Fang Zhengqi was helpless at all.
"Let's go, let's go, go home, Bull Demon King, rack~" Fang Hua grinned, no longer looked back at Fang Zhengqi, patted the scalper fiercely, and followed the second uncle Fang An to ride the ox cart Yaoyao, causing a burst of dust.
Fang Zhengqi watched Fang Hua and the three of them go farther and farther, a feeling of grievance came to his heart, he couldn't wait to cry, looked at the ox cart that had cracked, and looked at the child who was still crying, Fang Zhengqi had to withdraw his tears, Fang Hua and the three of them had been defined by him as crazy, and what he regretted at this time was why he provoked these madmen.
"It's not over, you wait for me." The more Fang Zhengqi thought about it, the more angry he became, he wouldn't let this matter end like this, holding the ox and holding the child, and could only walk home on foot.
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The lights are shaking, the heart is like a silk thread, and the family is warm.
When Fang Hua and the others went home, their father, mother and second aunt had just returned from the farmland, and the second uncle parked the ox cart and went to help.
Fang Hua put the schoolbag basket back in the room, and also ran to Fang's father with his little short legs, smiled a little flatteringly, and said sweetly: "Dad, you have worked hard, go back to the room to rest, I'll pour you a glass of water." ”
"Humph!" Father Fang didn't even look at Fang Hua, only a snort came out, cold and arrogant.
"Dad, you're hungry, I'm going to let my mother hurry up and start eating, really, Dad, you haven't eaten after a busy day, it's too ignorant!" Fang Hua continued to please, and the smile on his fat face made people want to pinch hard.
"Humph!" Father Fang still snorted coldly, has the domineering president seen it? It's like Father Fang.
"Dad, I learned a poem from the teacher today, do you want to listen to it?"
"Humph!"
"Dad, don't be angry, how can Lao Tzu have trouble with his son, be good, can you take care of me?"
"Humph!"
"Fang Dashan! You're enough! If you make trouble again, I'll let my mother divorce, do you believe it or not?! Fang Hua sat on the ground angrily and roared milkily.
"The little rabbit cub is looking for death, isn't it, I'll smoke you to death today!" Father Fang finally reacted, took off his shoes neatly, and stretched out his big hand, this is the rhythm of the family law to deal with Fang Hua.
Jun Ge –
Passerby A: What the hell are you pretending to be today?
Passerby B: Poor ghost