Chapter 55: Dogs and Security
"Huaizuo Mingdu, Zhuxi is a good place, and the saddle is less stationed at the beginning. Ten miles after the spring breeze, the wheat is green. Since Huma and Peep River, the waste pond arbor is still tired of talking about soldiers. It is getting dusk, and the clear corners are blowing cold, all in the empty city. Du Lang is handsome, and now it is so heavy that it must be shocked. Longitudinal cardamom word work, Qinglou dreams are good, and it is difficult to be affectionate. The twenty-four bridges are still there, the waves are swinging, and the cold moon is silent. Read the red medicine by the bridge, and know who is born every year! ”
"Who is born every year?! Year~~Year......"
"How's it going, Youliang? Little Horse? What is the artistic conception? ”
But I saw that on the broad road leading from the Chen Mansion to the headquarters of the Tianyu League in the north of the city, the three merry young men riding a horse each with their crotches were talking so elegantly while heading towards the north of the city.
"Well, it's really good, but Brother Tian, what is the name of this poem you read?"
"Yangzhou is slow."
"Yangzhou slow?! Could it be that the words that Tianyu just read are what we Yangzhou? ”
"Hey, I said Youliang, you said that Xiao Hao doesn't know, forget it, you have followed me to the twenty-four bridges before. Can't you hear that what you just said is Yangzhou? It seems that your cultural level really needs to be improved. ”
"Brother God, but what you just said seems to be talking about Yangzhou after the war. Could it be that Brother Tian, are you talking about the appearance of Yangzhou in the previous dynasty? But at that time, it didn't seem to be like what you said. At that time, Emperor Yang of Sui also came to our Yangzhou to see Qionghua, by the way, it seems that he came to the bank of the Jiangnan River last night on the dragon boat. ”
"Oh, this, in fact, the Yangzhou in the words I just read is a picture of Brother Tian's own imagination, because I haven't seen your Brother Tian before. It is estimated that at that time, our ancestors were not necessarily in Yangzhou. ”
"Oh, I see, God. But Xiao Hao always feels that these don't seem like you imagined them out of thin air, Brother Tian. It seems that our little Zhengtai was born with some unusual inspiration and opinions about this poetry and song, and said it to himself.
"Okay, Xiao Hao, you haven't seen your Tiange's talent. If you know a lot of poems that your brother Tian has written before, I guess you won't be surprised by anything that surprises you. "And our Chen Youliang really looks strange, after all, he has been familiar with Li Tianyu's talents for a long time, and he himself is not very familiar with poetry and songs, so naturally there is no such thing as our Xiao Zhengtai's fierce performance.
And so, the crowd continued to wander around the headquarters while continuing to idle on some elegant literature. Finally, after everyone had talked about the connection between the knowledge of giving and receiving verbs and the practical application in life, they had already reached the street in front of the headquarters.
"Hey, I said Youliang, have you noticed that something is wrong with our headquarters today!"
"Oh? What does Tianyu mean by this? Anyway, you and I haven't walked to the gate of this headquarters yet, how can you judge that this headquarters is a little abnormal? ”
"That's right, Brother Tian, why haven't we reached the gate of the headquarters yet, and you have concluded like this?"
"Well, what I want to say is that the first few times we walked here, Wangcai had already shouted in the headquarters. Why don't you hear the voice of the kid now, don't you think this is an anomaly in the headquarters? ”
"Isn't it? Tianyu, you ......"
"Brother Tian, you ......"
"Hey, hey, what do you two mean by those eyes? Am I saying something wrong? No matter how you say that our prosperity is also a siren, oh, I mean the sentry, the police. Now, without it, it would definitely be a security risk. "Yaxingda, why do the eyes of the two of them look a bit like they have seen aliens at this moment? In other words, Lao Tzu didn't say anything too tiring.
"Tianyu, I just found out now that not only are you a little condescending if you don't take the top exam, but you are even more condescending if you don't go to the head hunting of the yamen."
"Brother Tian, do you think so much every day, are you so thoughtful? If you keep thinking about it, will you feel tired? ”
"Where's it, just my reasoning IQ is far from that Bao Gong, Hai Gong, Shi Gong, Di Gong, what is the Gong. It is estimated that it can barely be compared to the future Edogawa Conan of the Wa Kingdom. A new few times to dig a matriarchal excuse! But Li Tianyu, who saw us, sat on the horse and said in a high voice. It's just that what he said is public, but Chen Youliang and Xiao Zhengtai don't know anything. Not to mention the classic mantra of Edogawa Conan and Li Tianyu's last sentence.
"But Brother Liang, you know what? Yesterday, I worked with Brother Tian to help an old man who sold fritters recover his stolen copper coins. I'm not afraid to say it, you know, I and Brother Tian helped the old man find it back through a bucket of water yesterday. ”
"Really? So powerful, huh? I found the stolen copper coins through a bucket of water, what the hell is going on, Xiao Hao? ”
"Actually, Brother Liang, the old man ...... yesterday"
"Well, cough, okay, Xiaohao, I'll talk to you about this when you're free in the future. Now let's go to the headquarters and see what's going on, right? Li Tianyu saw that this little Zhengtai had a tendency to talk about yesterday's deeds on the spot, so he immediately stopped it in time. Then, without waiting for the two of them to react, he dismounted and walked straight towards the gate of the headquarters. It's noisy, it's a bit unobjective to say that you kid is talking about it, what do you want me to help the old man find it back, in fact, to put it bluntly, your kid just happened to be there, similar to a well-known detective's assistant.
"Then, Brother Liang, why don't I tell you when I'm free?"
"Don't, Xiaohao, what are you doing away from your brother? You should tell Brother Liang what is going on now. Although I don't know how you managed to get the copper coins back through a bucket of water, I know that if Brother Liang was here, I would definitely think of it. ”
"This, Brother Liang, okay, then Xiao Hao will leak some information, see if Brother Liang can guess what is going on? As I just said, yesterday Brother Tian and I helped an old man who sold fritters to get back the copper coins, and it was through a bucket of water, okay, that's all, as for the rest of how Brother Tian and I helped the old man find the copper coins, it's up to Brother Liang to think about it yourself. But seeing that our little Zhengtai took care of each other after listening to Brother Tian and Brother Liang's words, he also wanted to give our Brother Liang a chance to see if his Brother Liang was as smart as himself and Brother Tian. After that, he chased after Brother Tian in front directly, leaving only our Brother Liang still chewing and thinking in the back.
"Uncle? Fritters? Coins? Water? What can this have to do with each other? The old man sold fritters and earned copper coins, and then the copper coins were lost, and Tianyu Xiaohao and the others used a bucket of water to find them. Is the water in that bucket used as a mirror? Or did Tianyu do some spell trick again, and then let the water show where the copper coin was? Hey, forget it, I don't want to, let's ask Xiao Hao later. Chen Youliang didn't care about Li Tianyu and Xiao Zhengtai's early departure, but walked behind with interest and thought about it, but after thinking about it for a long time and still didn't come up with anything, our Chen Youliang gave up. When I looked up, I found that the piece of tile on the south wall of the headquarters was a little more than the two pieces next to it, but it was not very obvious, if Chen Youliang hadn't suddenly stopped thinking at this moment and looked up suddenly, he would definitely not have found it.
"What are you all doing here? Wow, it's early in the morning, why do you still like to come out naked? The light is gone, and you deliberately only have your upper body, and you are still in a group and don't know what you are doing? What the? There is still a lot of money?! You, you ......"
When the little brothers were still watching the abnormality of hating Wangcai, Li Tianyu had already quietly walked behind everyone, it seemed that after the warning effect of Wangcai was not available at the moment, the little brothers could not feel that their ** helper had quietly arrived. And the younger brothers were startled after hearing the first words of their gang leader, and then they all stared at the gang leader in amazement without saying a word.
"It's noisy, I said, how do you feel that something is wrong with the headquarters today, and this prosperity is also a little abnormal? It turned out that you yin sticks did it? Say, what have you all done to this wealth? "Although our Li Tianyu still doesn't believe that this group of enthusiastic and angry young people will do this kind of human-dog war this year, not to mention that the door is wide open, and the stimulation of the human and animal group P is powerful. However, I still feel that this group of little brothers are watching around Wangcai, and they have definitely learned some truths to a greater or lesser extent.
"Hello Lord! Hello little helper! Please also ask the two gangs to call the shots for our prosperity! But seeing that the supreme treasure who was the hall master was the first to react, he said miserably to Li Tianyu and Xiao Zhengtai.
"What's wrong, what's wrong with Wangcai? Didn't you lie down well on the ground? Xiao Zhengtai looked at Wangcai lying on the ground and asked puzzled.
And Li Tianyu didn't think so after seeing Wangcai lying on the ground, saying that he didn't hear the cry of his kid when he came to the headquarters today, if he said that now his kid is just lying here normally and closing his eyes to recuperate, Lao Tzu will not believe it. At the very least, the kid should raise his head to show Lao Tzu's arrival, not to mention that there was such a group of obscene men watching him before.
"Helper, I don't know which goddamn did it, but he actually took such a long silver needle and inserted it into Wangcai's neck." Supreme Treasure said with a pained look.
Banana, you Barra, you kid just leave it here to blow, if there is really such a long silver needle inserted into the neck of this Wangcai, the neck of Wangcai would have been penetrated by the silver needle.
"Tianyu, Nan ...... outside the headquarters. What are you doing here, hey, why do you guys come out naked early in the morning and get together naked? Hey? Prosperous?! I thought you weren't at HQ anymore? Hey, why are you all looking at me now? "But it was our Chen Youliang who rushed over, and when he came in, he said this after seeing the situation on the field.
"Deputy Gang Leader, you must also be the master of our prosperity! You see, it's this silver needle. I don't know which goddamn person inserted this silver needle into Wangcai's neck, after waking up this morning, the brothers saw that Wangcai was wrong, so they immediately found this silver needle on Wangcai's body. Please also ask the deputy helper to be the master of Wangcai! ”
"What? His grandmother's, someone dared to prick our prosperity with a needle. Bastard! It also depends on the owner of this dog beating, did they ask my consent beforehand? Have you been asked for your consent? Say! Do you see who did this? ”
"Back to the deputy gang leader, the brothers have never found anyone. But Wangcai's neck has this extra needle, which is really inexplicable! ”
"That Supreme Treasure, you found this silver needle on Wangcai's body this morning, right?"
"Yes, helper, it was Wang Wugui who first found that something was wrong with Wangcai after he got up, and then found this silver needle on Wangcai's body."
"Then last night, Wangcai was still not normal? For example, last night, could Wangcai still scream? ”
"Yesterday~day~night...... Did Wangcai call last night? But after being asked by Li Tianyu, the Supreme Treasure looked like he didn't remember anything for a long time, and then immediately turned around and asked the younger brothers around him in a low-key manner, but this scene was very similar to the scene when Li Tianyu was named by the teacher to answer the question in the classroom in the later life, he didn't know the answer and asked the surrounding classmates for help.
"Back to the helper, Wangcai called last night."
"Okay, okay, let's talk about it, any of you heard Wangcai's scream and some other unusual sounds last night, now tell me about it."
"Back to the helper, after you always asked, the little one remembered, last night, the little one heard Wangcai's shout, and it was very noisy, so the little one scolded it, and then it didn't call again. I didn't expect to find that it had an extra silver needle on it this morning. ”
"I said Wang Wugui, it shouldn't be your kid who secretly ran out last night to make a fortune. Anyway, you kid said before that he likes to eat dog meat. But seeing another junior brother laughing at this Wang Wugui junior brother like this, he instantly won the laughter of all the younger brothers present.
Yaxing is up, a group of lewd men, it turns out that the fuck wants to eat it as a dish? If the headquarters is really missing such a dog, maybe one day when you lewd men are asleep, the headquarters will be surrounded by others, if you are lucky, maybe you will burn the headquarters directly.
"Bastard! You don't want to go and see what's going on outside! All the fuck is sleep, sleep, sleep! It's good that today is your fate, if some bad guys really came to approach our Tianyu Alliance headquarters last night, do you think you will survive until this morning? Maybe this morning, like the thieves in the Black Wind Village, you'll all be a fucking pile of ashes. Bastard! Next time, give me the fuck attention. Li Tianyu naturally realized how serious this situation would be, so after seeing the indifferent appearance of these little brothers, he couldn't help but reprimand angrily like this. After all, judging from Li Tianyu's years of experience in watching TV dramas, movies, novels and news, most of those gangsters in the underworld, especially those bigwigs, generally died at night, and were bombed by the enemy. So what do you say that you will never allow your own Tianyu Alliance to end up like this.
"Yes, helper, it's a small mistake. The little one who is the master of the hall has not fulfilled his responsibilities, and he deserves death. After the Supreme Treasure saw his helper suddenly start a surge with a stern expression, he immediately confessed his mistake to his helper.
"Back to the helper, in fact, everything is a small fault, and it has nothing to do with the hall master!"
"Helper, it's the fault of the little one, and the little one once said that he likes to eat dog meat."
"Helper......
But I saw that the other younger brothers didn't even dare to take a breath after experiencing the help master's madness, but after listening to their hall master's righteous words, they rushed to speak one by one, unwilling to lag behind.
"Okay, don't show me my brother's righteousness here, it's better to cut people together if you have nothing to do in the future, and drinking is the real brother's righteousness. And your Supreme Treasure, you are not allowed to derelict your duties with Lao Tzu like this in the future, fortunately this time it's okay, if you really fucking a bunch of bastards are burned by fire, you still tell me to mix with your deputy gang leader and little gang leader on the road in the future? At that time, I won't need Lao Tzu to clean you up, and your damn thing will be burned to ashes by the enemy. In fact, Li Tianyu himself didn't plan to really do anything to them, he just wanted these little brothers to pay attention to this security issue. But now that he saw that this Supreme Treasure Boy was both clever and well-mixed, he was also a little relieved in his heart.
"Okay, okay, don't be so angry with Tianyu. Isn't that okay for everyone? Besides, what enemies can we have in the Tianyu Alliance now? Those thieves in Black Wind Village have long been burned to ashes. Unless it's their ghost who comes back for revenge, but how is that possible? And I estimate that this prosperous wealth is estimated to be spring last night, and there must be a female dog passing by the door of our headquarters. Chen Youliang saw that the atmosphere was not very good, but he immediately came over to reconcile.
"Brother Liang, you love to laugh too much, if it's really this prosperous **, then how can the silver needle on its neck be explained?"
saw that the three people present changed their faces at the same time after hearing Xiao Zhengtai's words.