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Deng Ji rushed out of the door angrily, Xie Yun jumped out of the corner and said with a smile: "Brother Pimple, it's time for us to practice guns, right?" ”

Deng Ji was in a bad mood and scolded: "Practice and play at home!" ”

Xie Yun had never seen Deng Ji scold like this, not only did he not leave, but he also asked curiously: "Brother Pimple, but who is angry?" ”

"It's not a big celebrity yet!" For a while, Deng Ji couldn't help but complain to the ten-year-old child younger than him, started talking, and talked about today.

After Deng Ji finished speaking, Xie Yun was surprised and asked, "You let this Tian Mingshi open a museum in the valley to teach apprentices?" ”

Xie Yun was born in a large family side branch, but unfortunately there was no opportunity to study when he was at home, although there was no imperial examination in this era, but only scholars can raise hope, can be promoted Maocai, filial piety, and can be recruited as officials, reading is sacred, it is enough to be worshipped, ordinary people want to read is difficult, and there are fewer opportunities to get guidance from famous teachers, and the envy of scholars can be regardless of age, hearing that Tian Feng actually refused to give apprenticeship, Xie Yun was suddenly more angry than Deng Ji: "This guy is hateful, I will scold him!" ”

Deng Ji shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Why do you want to do this useless thing, let's go, practice guns!" ”

Xie Yun didn't say anything more, secretly remembered this matter, and temporarily went to practice guns with Deng Ji without mentioning it.

Deng Ji divided two houses to Tian Feng's family, which was an honor for the moth thieves, but it was very narrow and inconvenient for Tian Feng, who was accustomed to a wide house, and the whole family of seven people, one was lived by Tian Feng with two sons, and the other was with wives and concubines with daughters.

On the fifth watch of the next day, Tian Feng was sleeping soundly, and there was a sound of scolding outside the door to wake him up.

Outside the door, it was Xie Yun who brought seven or eight children to scold, including Lu Yijiang's family, Ma Pi's family, and a few weekday playmates, Xie Yun was the oldest, and the youngest was only four or five years old.

Seeing Tian Feng come out, the naughty boys hurriedly took a few steps back, estimating that Tian Feng couldn't catch up, so they stopped again, and you scolded me every word.

This one said: "Selling fame and fame as a scholar? ”

The one said: "If you have enough to eat, how can you care if others live or die?" ”

These two are a little older, and they scolded the most elegantly, and those who were younger had no scruples, smiling and listening to others, and only interjected coldly, this flowery face scolded: "Tian Yuanhao, a stubborn donkey in the stable!" ”

The runny snoper clapped his hands and said, "Stupid as a pig!" ”

Jumping up naked: "Looks like a grass dog!" ”

The one with the branch in his hand: "The maggots in the toilet stink!" ”

Someone else answered: "Stubborn donkey! ”

The naughty boys laughed together, and Xie Yun angrily reprimanded: "This has been scolded, think about one again!" ”

So the kid went to think about it seriously.

Tian Feng has always prided himself on being a celebrity, that is scolding people without dirty words, so if he hears such vulgar words, if he encounters such a naughty boy on weekdays, he has already been scolded by the servants around him, and now he is looking for a servant to protect himself?

The naughty boys come from a variety of sources, and some of the young ones will also pour out the scolding words in the countryside that they have heard, and even the scolders themselves do not know what they mean, and there are a lot of slang and local dialects, some of the famous people of Tian Da do not understand, although they do not understand, but the other party is scolding themselves is very clear.

With Tian Feng's celebrity demeanor, he didn't wait to see these children, who knew that these naughty children were worthy of being thieves, but they became even worse, the more they scolded, the more vulgar they became, and the unbearable words gradually increased.

"If you are so useless, the people in the house have to send my father to sleep!"

"Brother is wrong, your father doesn't want it, so he has to give it to the fat pig in the stable!"

"Your father gave birth to you and was unfortunate!"

"The daughter of your family should marry a lame old leper in the neighbor's country!"

In this way, Tian Feng was furious, and when he hurried to chase, the naughty boys had fast legs, and they had escaped far away from the smoke earlier, and they had not yet laid down when they returned to the house, and the scolding outside the door rose again, which was enough to make him angry.

Back and forth a few times, there was finally a six-year-old child who was accidentally caught by Tian Feng, Tian Da Ming was very annoyed today, and he slapped him on the ass a few times, the child was in pain, and suddenly opened his throat and cried "Wow Wow".

Before Tian Feng could reprimand a few times, a woman broke through the crowd and came in, but it was the child's mother, glanced at her own child on the ground, and rushed up, pulling her hair and spitting on her face, eighteen kinds of martial arts went into battle, although the poor Tian Da Ming was a man, he couldn't beat this fierce woman, but after two or three rounds, there were a few more blood marks and scratches on his face.

Tian Feng still has a wife and two concubines in the family, they are busy helping at this time, they are also from a large family, embroidery spoon teaches children to manage the family property will do anything, but they will not fight and splash, and finally pull away this slut, people sit on the ground with their butts, and tear their throats and cry together with the child, this voice is not inferior to Deng Ji Lei Gong, while crying, she can also grin and curse people, what family bullies her without a man, what should be struck by lightning and so on.

Tian Da Mingshi was shocked and angry, and with a little shame, seeing that there were crowds of onlookers on all sides, and he was not clear, and he realized after a while: "Isn't it stupid for me to compete with this and evil boy?" It's time to go to Lei Gong's thief! ”

Deng Ji had already heard the commotion in front of Tian Feng's door, and he had also taken a look, and saw that it was Xie Yun who took the lead in making trouble, and he was about to stop drinking, but then suddenly thought: "This celebrity has a big shelf, Lao Tzu can't ask for it, maybe Xie Yun is messing around, and this crooked man will be cured of his head bias!" ”

After thinking about it, while Tian Feng didn't pay attention to himself, he turned around and left, making up his mind to just pretend not to know at home.

Waiting for Tian Feng to look for him, looking at his appearance, he will have time to wear a crown in the future today, the belt of his hair is scattered, his hair is messy, the three blood marks on his face are conspicuous, and the clogs on his feet are missing, so embarrassed, he can't pretend to be able to do it anymore, Deng Ji couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Tian Feng glared at him and asked in a sullen voice, "They were sent by you?" ”

"No, no!" Afraid that this old boy would be mad, Deng Ji hurriedly put aside the relationship: "Sir, don't be wronged, it really has nothing to do with me!" ”

"Humph!"

Tian Feng didn't dwell on this issue, but just put on a celebrity pedigree and said: "They are under your rule, why don't you go and dismiss them soon?" ”

Deng Ji nodded hurriedly and went out, Tian Da Mingshi was not at ease, and was busy chasing after him: "In the future, no one will be allowed to make noise in front of my door!" ”

Maybe this is the brine and tofu, Deng Ji only felt that the grievances he had suffered were swept away, and laughed: "Just do your best, I don't dare to guarantee this!" ”

Deng Ji went up to scold and finally dismissed everyone, but when there was no one behind his back, he had to pat Xie Yun on the shoulder and praise a few words, and told him to just continue in the future.

Since then, with Deng Ji's secret encouragement, Xie Yun is even more proud, a group of naughty boys changed their tricks to make trouble, and the next day they led the donkey to his door to scold the donkey, and specially asked the literate Han Qi to write the word Yuan Hao on the donkey's face, especially hateful, in the end, when Tian Feng was furious and called Deng Thief to take away the donkey, the young thief also muttered a sentence that Tian Feng heard: Mr. Tian's long face is really a bit like this donkey face.

On the third day, it was changed to scolding and singing, and I don't know the one who has the ability, it was made into a nursery rhyme, and the naughty boys sang vigorously outside, and one dared to risk not eating for a day, so he pulled in front of his door, so that Tian Feng, who was in a hurry to go out, accidentally stepped on it.

Every day is the fifth watch just after dawn, breakfast is over, hearing the wind, take the initiative to find Xie Yun to join the children are not a few, the size of the naughty boy's team is getting bigger and bigger, more and more tricks, Xie Yun has become the king of children, in one of the calls, that is majestic.

Scolding is not scolding, afraid of provoking a to beat and dare not beat, only a few days later, but the wise and scheming celebrity Tian Feng made a mess, the two sons did not dare to go out again, they have been beaten several times, even if they go home to their father for help, they can only get a long sigh, Tian Feng dared to go to other people's parents to theorize, besides, many naughty children have no parents.

After a while, one day, Tian Yu came to him and asked weakly, "Father, what do you mean by heavenly gelding?" ”

Entering the thief's den, the homework of the two sons has long stopped, Tian Fengke has never taught this, he was immediately angry, and slapped him hard, Tian Yu cried, and only after a long time did he aggrieved: "They scolded me, they scolded me for being a eunuch, and said that even if I wasn't a eunuch, I would be cut off!" ”

Tian Feng roared angrily, couldn't slap the dancing slap anymore, and turned around and went out.

This damn den of thieves, damn moth thieves, damned thieves!

This time he went to find the thief leader Lei Gong, Tian Feng had already made up his mind that if he didn't stop these children, someone would have to splatter five steps of blood.

Of course, this blood can be his, or it can be of thieves.

Outside the door of Deng Ji's room, Xie Yun's mother Mao calmly told him that Deng Lei Gong was out of the valley and was not at home.