Chapter 6 Zhenguan out-of-print DIY Yao fan
"I said Li Feng, after the young master's performance that was beyond ordinary people just now, do you have to look at the young master with admiration, is it like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control? Actually, it's really nothing. Hahahaha~~~~ Let's go, now go with the young master to the store that sells fans in front of me, hey, a handsome person like the young master, I'm really sorry for myself if I don't buy a fan, I'm sorry for the people who make fans and sell fans, but I don't know if there is a suitable fan in it that can be worthy of the young master? If this man doesn't pretend to be cool, he will be in vain in the world. Don't say anything, let's go, go see first! ”
Facing his current young master, Li Feng has been completely accustomed to it, and he has long been prepared, believing that his young master will say whatever he wants, so he behaved very calmly this time and said that there was no pressure.
"Boss, do you have any fans in this shop that are suitable for this young master? It's better to look a little more stylish and refined. For example, there is a picture of the Qingming Riverside on it (A Liang: Hey, the Qingming Riverside Picture was created by Zhang Zeduan in the Northern Song Dynasty, and you can't buy the real thing if you buy it now.) Audience: It looks like you can't buy a fake...... What Yan Liben's landscape paintings! It's best to have another poem! ”
After Li Tianyu entered the store, he shouted at the boss. almost made the boss think that he was here to collect protection money again.
"Oh, it turned out to be Young Master Li, your old visit to the shop really makes the shop shine! There are thousands of small ones for you to choose from, there are the best-selling brand fans in various provinces of Datang, if you are not satisfied, the small ones can also be tailored for your old scene, including your old satisfaction! ”
"Oh? Then the young master will make a handful! Go find the best fan for Young Master Ben, such as a fan with silk as a fan surface and cold iron as a fan bone. Hey? Why do you have those eyes? It's difficult! Forget it, then find the best fan you have here and bring it over. Young Master Ben has thought about it, and after a while, Young Master Ben will personally inscribe on his fan! As for the price, you should know what to do, right? ”
"You can rest assured, it is already a small honor for you to come to our store, and the small one will charge you the capital of an old fan, and the small one will be taken to you. You always sit here and have a cup of tea. ”
It's noisy, I haven't written a brush for many years, I don't know what the level has regressed into now, but I also won the gold medal in calligraphy that year! And the pairs for the New Year at home are all written by themselves.
Well? What kind of tea is this, although I don't drink much tea in later generations, but I also know that this is not faith in Maojian and West Lake Longjing, let alone Wahaha iced black tea and green tea. The tea tastes very strong! But I don't know if the degree of the wine here is high in Erguotou, Wuliangye, and Moutai? I guess it shouldn't be very high, I used to look at it in books with some low-alcohol rice wine or something. Wouldn't I be the one who has the largest amount of alcohol in the entire Datang now? Hahahaha~~~~~ Mom and Dad cheer me on again!
"Young Master Li, the fan is here, this is the best fan in the shop, it will keep you warm in winter and cool in summer, so that your waist will not be sore, your back will not hurt, and your legs will not cramp, and you can use it for three years in one breath without any money. Hey, this is pen and ink, you can inscribe on it now. ”
Wow, no, why didn't he say that it was a home trip, a necessity for killing people and setting fires? What did Lao Tzu write on it? Write your name? It's too cheesy! A random Tang poem? Well, it's all too popular.
Well...... Yes, write a poem, which one is better, is it Su Shi's water tune song or Su Dongpo's Nian Nujiao Chibi nostalgia? If you make trouble, Lao Tzu won't write a poem on both sides when he is killed. Well, it's still the east wind breaking - Nian Nujiao Chibi nostalgia, this poem is in line with Lao Tzu's bold character, and Lao Tzu can also give it an illustration of a stone and a few Lang flowers. Finally, I wrote the book of Li Tianyu on the eighth day of June in the fifth year of Zhenguan. Hahahaha, this thing is a world-famous masterpiece in the 21st century. Is Lao Tzu too bad?
Wow, I can't find the feeling of holding a brush back then. I wonder what the effect will be after writing it?
"Nian Nujiao, Chibi nostalgia for the ancient Su Shi, no, no Su Shi, almost written, Dajiangdong went to Lang to search for the eternal romantic characters, the west of the humanity is the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Lang, the red cliff is chaotic, the rocks pierce the air, the waves crash on the shore, roll up thousands of piles of snow, the rivers and mountains are picturesque, how many heroes think about Gong Jin when Xiao Qiao Chu married the majestic and heroic hair, the lupine scarf, talking and laughing, the old country is amorous, I should laugh at my early birth Huafa, life is like a dream, a bottle is also the eighth day of June in the twelfth year of the river and the moon, Li Tianyu book."
Well, it's a pity that Young Master Ben doesn't have his own jade seal now, otherwise it would be more perfect, but the overall effect is not bad, it's not that Young Master Ben is talking big, just this visual impact is absolutely unique in Datang, especially the three words Li Tianyu, it can really be said that there is no one before or after, uh, it seems that there is this kind of personality signature in the 21st century. And I don't believe that anyone in the Tang Dynasty could both Yan and Liu characters, and they were still calligraphy. This does seem to fit the mood of the poem.
Okay, then strike while the iron is hot, draw two stones and flowers on the back, and I have painted a few simple landscape paintings back then. Hahahaha, Young Master Ben is getting bigger and bigger.
I'm hee, hee, hee, oh, oh! Finally finished brushing the stones and Lang flowers.
"Wow, Young Master Li is really amazing, too talented, and the little admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. I don't know if I can ask the young master to draw a fan again, so that the small one can be hung in the shop as a signboard? ”
"Another day, I just finished writing it today, and I'm a little tired. I'll talk about that later. How much does this fan cost boss? ”
It's noisy, so how can it be done? If you don't give money, how can Lao Tzu give you the obligation to paint? And Lao Tzu must ensure that his fan must be unique to Datang, so there must be no door for this matter, and even the windows are closed.
"Back to the young master, the small one will charge you an old one, this fan is the best one in the small shop, and the capital is fifty taels of silver."
Noisy, fifty taels? Although Lao Tzu is not very clear about the prices here, he can buy a circle for two pennies when he was in the ring just now, and this is why a fan costs fifty taels! It's not blown, is it? Forget it, so be it. Looking at this storefront, it can be regarded as a good place, and Lao Tzu is not used to taking a three-penny fan to play handsome. But looking at this store, it is estimated that he also cares about reputation, understands the brand effect, and makes trouble, if you dare to play with me, I will stink it. I can use the power of the old man in the family to create public opinion, hahahaha!
"Oh, boss, give you money, fifty yuan, don't look for it!"
You TMD gave a total of fifty taels of silver, one tael no more and one tael no less, and you are looking for a fart! Needless to say, this sentence is also a sideline subtext, which only our audience can hear.
"Li Feng, let's go, go shopping on the street with Young Master Ben, wahahahahaha!"