Chapter 198 Life and Death
"Good" Seeing that the hawker had taken the bait, Fa Lin smiled contemptuously again, still young and unable to hold his breath, "Since the national teacher is so happy, the poor monk is no longer inked, I heard that you are sent by the gods, and you want to carry forward the Daomen, right?" “
The vendor nodded "yes"
"That's good, your Taoist has always paid attention to one person's enlightenment, the chicken dog ascends to heaven, and it is also said that believers can ascend to the sun, of course, the national teacher himself can soar, and the poor monk knows, but this time the poor monk wants to see how the national teacher makes mortals ascend to heaven, I don't know if the national teacher can do it?"
As soon as Farin's words came out, the audience couldn't hold back anymore, "Bald donkey, you are looking for death", these are the hawker's senior brothers.
"I'll go, this monk is shameless, isn't it embarrassing" This is to see the excitement.
Li Er didn't speak with a cold face, so he raised his hand and prepared to call someone in to come in and take down the monk directly, so far, there is no need to talk to the monk, what are you kidding, how can a mortal soar!
The peddler stopped Li Er's impulse, "Bald donkey, your bet is too big, isn't it?" ”
Falin: "What's the matter, the national teacher doesn't dare to take it?" Oh, forgot, since the national teacher married my Tang princess, I guess I won't forget my wife when I ascended to the heavenly realm, and I hope to see the princess also soar together, of course, if the national teacher thinks it can't be done, let's not talk about anything else, Fa Lin herself is punished, and please let the other monks go."
Hey, the peddler almost laughed out loud, if it weren't for the additional conditions for Li Yue'er to fly together with Fa Lin, he was ready to admit it, anyway, he would kill Fa Lin first, and the other monks would slowly clean it up later, but this bald donkey actually thought about his daughter-in-law, so it was okay.
"Okay, since your conditions have been raised, then this way has been taken"
"Dabao, don't, this bald donkey is clearly pit you"
"That's right, what do you have to say to this bald donkey, you get up, my brother will help you solve him"
"Well, do you dare to come out and fight grandpa on that bald donkey?"
Seeing that the hawker easily agreed to the monk's conditions, the whole scene was boiling again like a hot oil pot poured with cold water, and the hawker stretched out his hand to stop the noisy scene, "Everyone be quiet, Falin, your conditions Dao Ye has accepted, but Dao Ye also has his own conditions, do you want to hear it?" ”
"Speak"
"Happy, Poor Dao heard that your monks who have attained the Tao will have relics left after their deaths, then I want to see how many monks in the Tang Dynasty are now enlightened, I wonder if the master can fulfill my wish?"
"You" listened to the hawker's conditions, and Farin spurted out a mouthful of old blood eight hundred miles away, and the hawker's request was much more ruthless than his own, because if you want to see the relics, you must kill people, that is to say, no matter whether there are relics or not, the monk has to die a few anyway.
Although Faren thought so, the ancient people present thought that the hawker's proposal was equal to Farin's proposal, and that they were both driving people to their deaths.
Fa Lin, you have been for a long time, and you also know that it is not okay not to agree in the current situation, so she recited the Buddha's name lightly, "Amitabha, the Buddha said that I will not go to hell, who will go to hell, and the poor monk agreed to the conditions of the national teacher."
The goal was achieved, and the hawker was satisfied, "Okay, since the bald donkey is so happy, I will also leave a line, everyone will have eight people from each family, and ten days later, the southeast of Chang'an Qujiangchi will compete, of course, you can not come, the consequences are at your own risk, oh yes, don't take some little-known small sand doors to fool things, I remember all of you who are famous."
Knowing that the bald donkey likes to take advantage of loopholes, the hawker has qualified good candidates in advance, and this time he has to kill a few Buddhist handles, saving the tired people who jump up and down every day.
Falin put her palms together with one hand, "The national teacher can rest assured, the monks don't speak, and they will do what they say"
"That's good, ten days later, see you in Qujiangchi, let's go" After speaking, he withdrew with a group of Taoist priests, and Li Er also flicked his sleeves hatefully and followed.
On the way, Li Er picked up the hawker, "Dabao, how can you agree to the bald donkey so rashly, in this case, as long as you say it, my brother will immediately send someone to take them"
The peddler arched his hand towards Li Er, "Thank you Brother Li for your kindness, the monk just said something that shouldn't be said, we can't let people be convicted for their words."
"Hey, then you are really sure to lead people to soar, this is not the same as you take Yue'er to disappear, you are going to fly to the sky, are you sure?"
Speaking of this, the hawker was also a little apprehensive, although he promised very happily on that occasion before, and he also had some ideas in his heart, but if he wanted to really implement it, I am afraid that there would be some difficulties, but fortunately, the time set by himself and Falin at that time was ten days later, I hope that things can be sorted out in these days!
"This, Brother Li, don't worry, you have to know that the time of the competition can be won in a month, I don't want to lose my wife and lose my soldiers."
"Hehe, that's good, but you have to make sure that everything goes wrong, now these people around you, I can see clearly, they are all talents, but there can't be a loss"
"Don't worry, I'll go first"
took Li Yue'er to Xuandu Temple, and after seeing the old Taoist, the hawker told the old man about the cause and effect, and the old man didn't speak for a long time, and after a long time, "Dabao, I will personally cheer you on the platform on the day of the competition"
"Thank you, uncle, then I'll withdraw first, go back and prepare"
"Well, be careful on the road"
After saying that, the vendor turned around and left, Li Yue'er hurriedly followed, and wanted to go back together, but she was stubborn but had to take it home together, it was already dark when she got home, forget it, let's sleep well!
Li Yue'er took the initiative this night, made the hawker ********, and snuggled in the hawker's arms after finishing the incident, playing with the stubble on the hawker's chin, "Dabao, are you sure this competition is okay?" ”
The vendor stroked the other party's face with lingering charm, and nodded on his forehead, "Brother is the kind of person who fights uncertain battles, come and show you something"
Saying that, he took out his mobile phone and found some videos of hot air balloons for Li Yue'er to see, after watching the video, Li Yue'er almost stared out her eyes, "It turns out that people can really fly"
"That's, if you don't think I'm so happy to promise, I can't bear my flower-like wife"
"I hate it, by the way, if those monks really have relics left, what are you going to do?"
"This" hawker really didn't think about it, in fact, he hasn't seen the relics of this thing, but he often sees on TV that some monks always make a big show to greet who whose Buddha bone relics, what does the real thing look like has never been specifically observed, in case there are one or two of those monks who have kidney stones, and there are indeed one or two stones left after burning, isn't this competition a draw?
This is not good, I worked hard to make a hot air balloon This black technology, I can't just be defeated by kidney stones, I have to think of a way, the vendor pressed his arm under his head, and played with a plump hemisphere with the other hand, knowing that this thing was thinking about the problem, Li Yue'er didn't open his claws, and let the devil's claws rage on him.
After a long time, the peddler thought of something, and his eyes lit up
Li Yue'er looked up, "What?" ”
"Hehe, let my brother be happy, my brother will tell you"
"Bastard, say, ah, don't move, oh" and then it was gone. (To be continued.) )