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Sun En pretended to confuse the crowd by pretending to be a ghost, so Xie Yu could also make a fuss about it, of course he couldn't directly blend in with the people and say: "The court is going to send everyone to rescue you, you have to be prepared." "I guess before I finished speaking, I would be beaten to death, kicked to death, and drowned with a spittle star.

Therefore, for a whole day, he was trying to figure out how to do this, until it was about to get dark, and his mind lit up.

Waiting for Wang Hu's return in the resting place of the immortal Qu chiefs in the north, he went up and said, "Brother Tiger is really hard, he comes back so late every day." ”

Wang Hu smiled and patted the other party's shoulder and said, "No way, what's the matter, the immortals haven't arranged something for you yet?" ”

Xie Yu said in a low voice: "Hey~ Not yet, I heard that I can only have something to do when some grain is sent to the shore!" ”

"Well, after going ashore, you have to kill the enemy well, and strive to be a military marquis, and you will have to cover my brother in the future, haha!" Wang Hu said jokingly.

"Kill?" Kill whom! Kill yourself? Xie Yu laughed at himself unconsciously, looked at no one around, and whispered with a flattering look on his face: "Brother Hu, you are very popular, I want to ask you for a favor!" ”

As soon as Wang Hu heard that he wanted to help, he patted his chest and said: "What's the matter, brother's business, it's Brother Hu's business, say it!" ”

"Hah! That is true. Xie Yu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "My little brother has a hobby since he was a child, that is, he eats beans, and if he doesn't eat it for a few days, he will feel uncomfortable, I don't know if there is such a thing in this valley?" ”

Do you sprinkle beans into soldiers? Scold! He doesn't have the ability to do this, as long as he can ask for soybeans, make some wooden signs, and write books:

"The cycle of the sun and the moon is miserable,

Unite to cut the gold.

But when the heavens will come down to earth,

Collect the immortals and put them in the ghost prison.

Find a way to put these things in the people's camp, of course, first bury the soybeans, put on the wooden card, the valley is very damp, if you can bury it in the place where everyone urinates, it will let the people know that one day will come to rescue them, when the time comes to kidnap Sun En, when the time pretends to be a ghost to read this, it will definitely defeat the thieves in one go, if there are really no soybeans in the valley, then you can only find some secret and easy to be found to do this, of course, there are soybeans to see the water swelling top wooden plaque unearthed is the most convincing for the people.

"Hey, what's the matter, there's this thing in the room, I'll bring it to you later." After hearing this, Wang Hu smiled and walked towards the room.

When Xie Yu heard this, he smiled happily: "It's really annoying Brother Tiger." ”

After a while, I saw Wang Hu come over with a small cloth bag and said: "Brother, this hobby is really a bit ordinary, you look at the soldier standing over there, he will eat some stones in a few days, and Mo Junhou, he can fall asleep while standing, hehe, after eating, I am telling Brother Hu that it is estimated that the food will be sent in a few days, and there will be a little in it." ”

Xie Yu took the cloth bag, reached out and grabbed a few, and chewed it, his mouth was full of the bitter taste of raw beans, and his face was indeed extremely intoxicated, and the horizontal flesh on Wang Hu's face trembled and said: "This hobby, okay, you taste it first, Brother Tiger will wash it!" ”

"Uh-huh~ Go ahead!" Xie Yu nodded, watched Wang Hu go away, and hurriedly returned to the house to spit out the bean dregs, and asked Ma Wenbiao to find a piece of wooden stick, chop it into ten sections, and scrape the surface respectively, Xie Yu engraved the limerick poem on it, and then put it on the ground and rubbed it back and forth, looking gray, quite a few years, and the three of them rested early, just waiting for the late night to come

The night is not quiet, the lights are still flickering in the whole valley, from time to time someone gets up at night, snoring, dreaming, intertwined with the sound of the night, Xie Yu got up, nodded to Xu Yanzhi and Ma Wenbiao respectively, did not change his clothes after installing the bean wooden card, opened the door, stretched out his hands and yawned, nodded at the soldiers who were patrolling by, and said sleepily: "Hard work!" ”

"Half-immortal hard work~" The soldiers bowed over and said.

Unfastened the loose culottes, poured them up against a small tree, looked left and right, quickly fastened the trouser belt, jumped down the small slope with a "swish", hid next to a boulder and looked, moved forward like a tanuki and moved a few steps forward, moved left and right along the dense tent, a few miles wide The road was not half walked, there was some slight sweat oozing out, it seemed that it was really not an easy task, leaning closely on the side of the tent, waiting for a team of soldiers to pass, just about to advance, suddenly sticking out of the tent with a head, muttering something, "pop" , all the palms slapped on the other party's neck, "poof" lay on the ground, fainted, Xie Yu hurriedly dragged a piece of wood from the side, put it on the other party's neck, and went forward again as fast as lightning.

It took almost an hour to cross the soldiers' tents, leaning against the top of the mountain, hiding in a place where the light of the fire could not shine, and moving forward, and hiding, turning the boulder, the brightly lit V-shaped valley mouth appeared a few paces away, where hundreds of soldiers guarded, and it took a lot of effort to get in.

Shrinking in the shadow in the middle of the stone crevice, looking up, this rock sticking out like a pavilion has no place to climb at all, and the hundreds of soldiers in front of him are definitely loyal people who believe in Sun En, and they are frowning, only to see a soldier squatting down, stretching out his left and right legs back and forth to press, presumably to stand tired, to relieve the difficulty, and a few steps in front of him, there is a small leader with the identity of the chief of the immortal Wu yawning and untying his trouser belt.

"Snap" a small pebble quickly hit the fairy Wu Chang's calf, the force is so great, so that the Wu Chang hugged his leg and shouted pain, looked back, just saw the soldier standing up, still don't understand what's going on, in that smirk, Wu Chang limped up is a big mouth, shouted: "Damn, it's not good to play with anyone, play Lao Tzu." ”

The soldier was stunned when he was beaten, and he was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "What are you playing?" ”

Wu Chang slapped him twice and said, "Pretending to be your mother's egg, and pretending to beat Lao Tzu?" ”

The soldier was beaten and said: "The son of a bitch only beat you, don't rely on Lao Tzu!" ”

They are all rough country people, discipline is not strict, a little spark will catch fire, Wu Chang saw that this guy was still talking back, he was angry, and raised his hand again, the soldiers saw it, and immediately pounced on him, suddenly, the dust was flying, and the surrounding soldiers were pulling racks, seeing that the opportunity could not be missed, "rubbing" and slipped under the mountain wall.

This V-shaped valley is a place with no way out, large and deep, and the trees that have grown for millions of years have all been cut down and made into simple houses for the people to stay, and the ghosts who go out to fish are in charge of their survival, grabbing and smearing dirt on their faces, and walking cautiously, while the weather is hot, the people are lying or lying around, and their faces are sallow, and their clothes are torn into strips of cloth, and they try to hide their shame.