Luocang Town is small, the area is not large, and the bantam tiger is super fast, in a blink of an eye, it is to the west of the town, the bantam tiger stepped on the brakes, stopped the two short legs that were created before and after, stretched out his fingers that were shorter than ordinary people, and began to count from the west, one, two, three, and came back again, one, two, three, just these three numbers, this kid checked nine times in a row, and the ninth time was checked, this kid bared his teeth and was happy, and his mouth was still chattering: "Accurate, accurate and accurate." ”

Squatting, bending knees, straightening up, jumping, "whoosh", ran to the fence courtyard wall, from the seventh stake, picked off a cloth tiger, reached out and patted the cloth tiger's head and said, "Butt guy, you didn't run." ”

Isn't this a waste of words, although the cloth tiger has legs, but there is no motivation to run.

This cloth tiger is the bantam tiger, which was exclusively invented and created in the spirit of the maker, the cloth tiger locator, the title is called: the fart locator.

You see it looks honest, smiling and cute, but it has a vicious heart.

It has a packet of gunpowder mixed with chili pepper noodles and poisonous eyes sewn in its belly, and if you don't understand it, if you touch the triggering mechanism, the cloth tiger will explode a fart in front of you with a bang, and the light ones will make you have a blue nose, swollen face, and purple lips, and the heavy ones will lack a nose and be blind and lose your ears, but it will not be fatal and make you suffer a crime.

Every time the bantam tiger Wang Ying commits a crime, he must first put this cloth tiger in a good place, and first, he tells those people in the same industry that I have this place. Second, this kid doesn't look at the big head, but it's not very easy to use, some intellectual disabilities (called brain damage in modern terms), I'm afraid of finding the wrong place.

Bantam saw that his cloth boy was still there, so he opened the door of the fence courtyard, came to the window of the second thatched hut, and took out from his bosom the incense of the three rotten chickens and five drums used by the three rotten people up and down the rivers and lakes, and blew it through the gap in the grass curtain.

You may want to ask, why didn't this kid "swish" over the fence wall this time, haha, this kid immediately went to Wushan to go to the joy of clouds and rain, always so "swishing" endlessly, if you get a flash, fork how to get it, so don't swish, let's go, push the door in.

Ruda, who was following him, dodged behind a large tree and saw it all clearly.

Luda picked up a small pebble from under the root of the tree, threw it over, and hit Wang Ying's pouting ass with a "porphyry" sound, which made the kid excited, and looked up at the sky: "It's not cloudy, why is it raining." ”

How else to say that this kid is intellectually disabled, don't you look at what is smashed on the ass, is there such a big raindrop!

Maybe this kid is horny at this time, and he wants to dream of a good thing to marry a daughter-in-law!

Continue to pout the little tiger's buttocks, blow, blow, blow, and he will blow hard, the faster the better, and the more he blows in, the better.

Ruda picked up the second stone and threw it, this time not spanking, but on the boy's head.

The kid groaned, reached out and touched a big bone bag, and the crotch of his pants became so hard that the roots of his desire softened suddenly.

When I looked back, I saw a person standing under a big tree not far away, laughing.

The bantam tiger was so angry that as soon as he turned around and jumped out of the yard with a "whoosh", he pulled out two tiger-headed golden guns from behind his back, which were not much longer than chopsticks, and pierced Luda's eyes condescendingly.

This kid deserves to be called a bantam tiger, not only is he short in length, but he is also short in his home.

But don't look at people's shortness and shortness, small has the advantage of being small, and it is flexible.

The two small short guns in Wang Ying's hands pierced Ruda's eyes like poisonous letters spit out by a cobra.

The bantam tiger is vicious here, and shouts as he pierces: "Let you peek, let you peek." ”

He means that you kid didn't ruin my good thing, and if you don't let me eat fresh peaches, then I'll blind you.

He wanted to pierce Ruda's eyes, but he was actually blind, and he was blind.

Bantam tiger, bantam tiger, you don't have to think about that mentally retarded head, if people don't have the means to fight tigers, follow behind you, they will almost have zero distance contact, you haven't noticed it, blame you for not learning, lack of knowledge, don't know what it means to be bad and good.

Luda looked at his heart and said: Don't look at this kid's short growth, but his heart is poisonous, no wonder people often say that the more ruthless he is, the shorter he is, the more poisonous he is, this kid really responded to this sentence.

Don't look at this bantam tiger, the condescending shot is fast and ruthless,

His gun is fast, and Ruda is fast in flashing,

Seeing that the bantam's short spear was about to pierce his eyes, it could be said that he had touched his eyelids, Ruda was not in a hurry or in a hurry, and took a step to the side in a hurry.

One step, just one step,

took a step and dodged the bantam's lightning-fast spear blade,

The bantam's gun almost pierced the trunk of the tree, and this kid was also very good, and in an instant, he threw back his arms, kicked the trunk with both feet, and stood in front of Ruda with a thud.

The three actions of retracting arms, kicking trees, and somersaults only take a breath, which is called doing it in one go. Without ten years of diligent study and hard work, you can't do it.

In one go, the bantam tiger, who completed three difficult movements, stood firm, and looked at his heart with the mung bean small eye: Where is this from, just the move of my Wang Ying just now, I don't know how many heroes I have defeated, how many heroes have been stabbed, and how many heroes have been stabbed, it is the pretentious old Kaifeng Mansion who catches the soul of the world, and it is not that I have a shot in the ear, and I have tetanus and a life! The enemy on the other side was able to dodge my trick of winning fame in the blink of an eye, it seems that tonight is a master, and you must deal with it carefully.

Thinking of this, the bantam tiger straightened his chest and pulled out his belly, and a little tiger came and said, "Who is coming from the other side, dare to come here and touch my bantam tiger's buttocks." It's not that I don't want to live anymore. ”

Ruda looked at it and said, "Just you kid, draw a word on that Shar Pei dog called a tiger and a cat." ”

When the bantam tiger heard this, the enemy on the other side didn't strangle his tiger whiskers, pointed to his eyebrows and said, "The bantam tiger hasn't heard of it, you should have heard of this." ”

Ruda smiled contemptuously, "I haven't heard of it either." ”

At this moment, the bantam tiger Wang Ying was even more angry and said: "I haven't heard of it, isn't the name of the red-eyebrow hero loud enough?" I told you that you haven't heard of it, so let's breathe in your ears first. ”

"Whoosh" jumped up, held two guns and pierced Ruda's left ear, and shouted in his mouth: "Pierce your ear!" ”

Why do you have to "whoosh" again, think about it, Luda is so big, Wang Ying is so tall, can he reach Luda's ears without "swishing"?

It's really hard to face such a tall enemy for the bantam tiger Wang Ying! Sou! Sou!

This is also the light skill of the bantam tiger Wang Ying, if it were a different person, he would have been tired and would have been tired.

Ruda thought that you could prick your ears if you wanted, so he picked up a dry branch from the ground and pierced it to the wrist of the bantam tiger Wang Ying.

The branches are long, and the tiger head is short.

Bantam Tiger Wang Ying's gun has not yet pierced Luda's ear, the branch in Luda's hand arrived first, frightened the bantam tiger hurriedly fell, came a trick to the leper dog to drill the crotch, rolled on the ground, and pierced Luda's legs with two guns.

Ruda made a tiger leap, jumped more than three feet away, and dodged.

The boy had to inch in, and he rolled again, and stabbed his spear into Ruda's knees,

Luda took a step with his left foot, flew up with his right foot, and kicked Wang Ying's crotch, kicking the kid to the point with a loud "oops", and rolled out on the spot.

Ruda stepped forward, reached out and grabbed his collar, who knows, this kid took out a cloth tiger from his arms and said, "Give you a fart to taste." Waving his hand and throwing it over, Luda hurriedly stopped backwards, made a move of the golden bow and iron plate bridge, his body was almost close to the ground, the fart flew past the tip of Ruda's nose, and landed on a pile of grass in the distance, and he heard the sound of "Peng", and then a puff of smoke floated.

Ruda is in the limelight, and if he is in the limelight, he will definitely be hurt.

The bantam tiger looked at the fart that was hit, and the fart was not topped, so he turned over and got up, bowed down, ran forward, took out the strength to eat, and used the light skill of "whoosh", whoosh! Sou! Sou! ran to his old nest Fuxi Temple for no time.

How could Ruda let him escape, and then chased after him closely, after all, the bantam tiger fled first, and Ruda chased behind, so there was a distance between them.

One ran without a life in front, and the other chased hard in the back.

Between running, he arrived at the courtyard wall of Fuxi Temple, and the bantam tiger Wang Yinggang "swished" on the wall, and immediately opened his big mouth and shouted: "Big brother, second brother, come and help." ”

Yan Shun and Zheng Tianshou, who were sleeping in the ear room, had not slept after Wang Ying's tossing just now, and when they heard this lifeless cry, they knew that the third brother must have encountered a strong enemy.

The two of them didn't say a word, and they didn't have time to put on their clothes, so they picked up their respective weapons, put on big pants and ran to the courtyard and said, "Third brother, don't be afraid, eldest brother, second brother is here." ”

The bantam tiger came to his strength at this time, stood on the wall and pointed at Luda and said, "Do any kind of boys dare to come in!" ”

Ruda had long known that the two people in the courtyard were Bantam's accomplices, but when the time came, he couldn't back down.

Luda said: "Don't talk about your small temple, today I will take you down even if I chase you to the tiger's den in Longtan." ”

Bantam said, "Okay, you can come in and die." ”

Saying "whoosh", he jumped in front of Yan Shun and Zheng Tianshou and said, "Two elder brothers, the younger brother has encountered a hard idea tonight." ”

Yan Shun said: "Third brother, there are a few people chasing after you. ”

Bantam Tiger Wang Ying said: "Just a stupid big man." ”

Yan Shun said: "Don't be afraid, there is the eldest brother and the second brother here, why be afraid, wait for that kid to dare to come in, our third brother will give him a three-Ying battle Lu Bu, and I'm afraid that he won't be able to escape." ”

Then Luda, who chased after him, knew that the two boys in the yard, one was a demon in a Buddha's robe, and the other was a jackal in human skin, but how could he retreat at this time, wouldn't that have fueled the arrogance of these three dog things, as the saying goes, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and favoring the tiger mountains.

Tonight, I, Ruda, will give you a wolf cave knowing that there is a devil hidden in the temple and is ambitious.

But if you break in directly, you will inevitably suffer from conspiracy, so I will give you a sound first, what is thick and fine, this is called thick and fine.

Ruda stood outside the wall and shouted, "Little man, get out of here for grandpa, see if I don't pick your skin." ”

After shouting, Luda quickly ran to the wall in the north, and jumped into the courtyard with a sound of "rubbing" the qi of the dantian.

Yan Shun, Zheng Tianshou, and Wang Ying were holding weapons in their hands, looking at the east wall nervously, wanting to give him a head-on attack when Luda came in.