Chapter 10 Eating Noodles
"Gong ...... Childe, we ...... Let's take a break! Zhang Liang pulled the reins lightly, and looked at Zhang Yun. Seeing that Zhang Yun was panting and exhausted, he replied angrily: "Riding a horse makes you tired like this?" I don't know if I thought it was a horse riding you. “
Zhang Yun gasped heavily, and said with a tired face: "Childe, I really can't do it, I didn't rest all night last night, and I rode my horse and galloped until now!" I'm going to have my ass turned upside down! If you run any further, you're really going to the toilet with a lantern - looking for (death)! Besides, this horse should also take a rest, and then run and become a mule! “
"Mules? What do you mean?! Zhang Liang asked puzzled. Of course, if you're tired, you're a mule......" Zhang Yun almost asked Zhang Liang along the way, and he was very curious about everything about Zhang Liang, but he didn't remember anything, but this nonsense was better than blue.
Hearing Zhang Yun's gag complaint, Zhang Liang gritted his teeth angrily and said hatefully: "You kid is really covering his head and farting - he can smell (Wen) and cover (Wu)!" Okay, take a break. “
The two of them let go of the horses to graze, and found an open space to sit and rest. "Zhang Yun, take care of the horses, don't let them run, otherwise the two of them will have to rely on two legs to walk to Huaiyin!" "Got it, Childe! By the way, Childe, what did Emperor Qin give you? Zhang Yun asked.
Hearing Zhang Yun's question, Zhang Liang remembered what Emperor Qin had given him, hurriedly took it out of his arms, opened it, his eyes suddenly widened like bull's eyes, and blurted out a national scolding: "!" “
When Zhang Yun heard Childe's tone, he thought that Childe had discovered a peerless treasure, and asked excitedly, "What's wrong, Childe?" What is it? “
Zhang Liang spread the bamboo slips back and said, "I don't know any of the words on it......"
The Qin script is a small seal, which was invented by Li Si at the order of the first emperor. The shape is long, uniform and neat, and it is derived from the big seal! In Zhang Liang's eyes, it is an unrecognizable "ghost painting symbol"! "Zhang Yun, you should understand, you can take a look for me." Zhang Liang handed the bamboo slip to Zhang Yun.
Zhang Yun took the bamboo slip and read it while reading: "Taigong Liutao ......"
When he heard the title of the book, Zhang Liang's eyes lit up. This book is so famous, some call it "Liutao", and some call it "Taigong Art of War"! It is a famous Taoist military book in ancient China, its content is broad and profound, the thought is exquisite and rich, and the logic is meticulous and rigorous! According to legend, it is the "Art of War" compiled by Jiang Taigong of the Zhou Dynasty! It is said that Zhang Liang picked up the shoes for an old man three times before he was taught by the other party, and after completing his studies, he helped Liu Bang and became a saint who has been passed down through the ages! How did it become a gift from Qin Shi Huang?
Zhang Liang was too lazy to think about it, just ecstatic to get this treasure. Excitedly said, "Quick!! Hurry up and read it to me!! Better to explain!! ”
Zhang Yun's face was embarrassed, and he looked at the excited son and said embarrassedly: "That! I know the word Childe~~, but I don't understand the meaning of the book! As he spoke, he handed the bamboo slip back.
When Zhang Liang heard this, he almost fainted. took the bamboo slip and rolled his eyes at Zhang Yun. "It knows me, I don't know it! You know it, it doesn't know you! Co-authored with a pair of illiterate people!! Wipe your ass with this rare book or burn the fire?! ”
"Childe, don't worry! Even if I don't know what it means, I can read it to you, and with your wisdom, I will definitely understand it, but if I can't do it, I can ask someone! Zhang Yun hurriedly replied.
Zhang Liang thought about it and felt reasonable, so he took the bamboo slip back into his arms and decided to wait until the two of them settled down before studying! As for asking people, it depends on the situation, don't let the thief worry about it anymore! Hearing that Zhang Yun was secretly patting himself invisibly just now, and he was still more useful, he said to Zhang Yun with a smile: "Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth, I am very pleased!" Lead the horse, open the way~~~~"
Zhang Yun had already led the horse back, and while arranging the reins of the saddle, he asked, "Childe, do you know Mr. Wei Yi?" After listening to the conversation between Emperor Qin and Gongzi, and learning that the destination was in Huaiyin, I thought that Gongzi was going to find Mr. Wei Yu, so I asked this question.
Zhang Liang grabbed the reins, turned over and said, "I don't know, but I believe there is someone who can help me find him!" ”
"Who?" Zhang Yun asked.
"A celebrity in the future, Han Shin!" There was an imperceptible smile on the corner of Zhang Liang's mouth.
Han Xin is one of the three heroes of the early Han Dynasty and an outstanding military strategist! Zhang Liang once saw in some essays and even novels that Han Xin's teacher was Wei Yi, the so-called no wind and no waves, since there is such a legend, Wei Yi's whereabouts happen to be in Huaiyin, and the two must be connected. So he planned to look for Han Xin first, so that Shun Teng could find Yu Yu! "Celebrities? More famous than you?! I don't believe it! Zhang Yun's sycophant slapped Zhang Liang a little fluttering again, at this time Zhang Liang was ecstatic in his heart, but his face was serious, and then he said: "Yun! Ben Gongzi must teach you two words again! Remember, humility - low-key ......"
The two talked all the way, plus Zhang Liang's stories and witty words continued, they never felt that time had passed, there were dry food and water prepared by Li Si on horseback, and they didn't know how long it took to reach Huaiyin, and the two led the horse to stroll in the market...... "Have you heard?" The emperor was assassinated in Bolangsha, and it seems that he was seriously injured, so he returned to Xianyang early......" There were a few people chatting quietly in the corner of the market. "I heard that it was a wrestler who hit the auxiliary car by mistake with a hammer, but it's a pity ......" "You don't want to die, and you say it's a pity......" A person shouted in a low voice. I also heard that the emperor captured the mastermind alive, but the mastermind still escaped! Guess who this mastermind is? "Who?" "Zhang Liang!! After the Prime Minister of South Korea!! Awesome."
Listening to the world talking about his previous assassination of Emperor Qin, my heart was filled with guilt for Lux again......
Seeing that Gongzi was a little depressed, Zhang Yun hurriedly comforted: "Childe, the strong man did not die in vain, his deeds have been widely spread in the streets and alleys, I believe that even after a hundred years, the world will not forget him!"
Zhang Liang nodded with a wry smile, and secretly swore in his heart that he must let the righteous deeds of Lux be passed on to future generations! "Childe...... We don't have any money......" Seeing that Gongzi had lifted his spirits slightly, Zhang Yun said timidly.
Out of money?! Zhang Liang was stunned for a moment, then frowned and began to think hard about the corresponding strategy: sell horses?! So what to do after that? Besides, this is a military horse, what should I do if someone finds out?! "How do you all make money here?" Zhang Liang asked like Zhang Yun.
"Farming, hunting, teaching and educating people, and joining the army! Childe, what skills do you have? Zhang Yun replied!
Zhang Liang secretly complained: I can drive! You don't have a car! Do you want me to drive the carriage?! I haven't ridden the horse yet! I've returned all the things I had in college to my teachers, and it's not practical!
Just when Zhang Liang was thinking about it, he heard ~~~grunt~~~~, and saw Zhang Yun hurriedly covering his stomach with both hands, and said with an embarrassed face: "Childe...... The dry food is also gone......"
Zhang Liang looked at Zhang Yun and thought: The house leak happened to rain overnight, you kid is probably hungry, so he remembered that we have no money! Forget it, who called himself unproductive and hungry......
Seeing a restaurant in the distance, Zhang Liang said to Zhang Yun: "Go!" Take you to dinner! ”
Zhang Yun also saw the restaurant, and when he heard the words of the son, he hurriedly followed and asked, "Huh?" So how do we settle the bill? ”
I only heard Zhang Liang say in a weird way: "Personality charm ......"
The two of them entered the store and found an empty table to sit in, and Xiao Er stepped forward with a smile on his face and greeted, "What do you want to eat?" “
Zhang Liang looked very polite, and replied with a smile: "I'm tired of giving us two bowls of hot noodles." ”
"Okay" responded, and the second child went to the back kitchen.
Zhang Yun was on pins and needles at this time, constantly looking around, as if looking for the best escape route. Seeing his actions, Zhang Liang's figure did not move, and only commanded in a low voice: "Don't talk for a while, I will let you eat, you will eat quickly, I will let you go, you will leave, but not run!" You have to be generous, you know?! ”
Zhang Yun nodded mechanically.
After a while, I saw Xiao Er coming up with two bowls of hot noodles, "You use it slowly" said politely.
"I'm sorry, our master and servant suddenly have something urgent to do, can you bother to change two bowls of cold noodles?" Zhang Liang looked very sincere, Zhang Yun didn't know what he meant, he just looked at his son blankly.
The little second seemed to be a little embarrassed, but seeing that this boy was well-dressed, a little bearing, and very polite, he agreed: "Okay!" You wait, the cold noodles are fast. As he spoke, he took the hot noodles away.
As soon as the cold noodles arrived in front of the two, Zhang Liang ordered a word: "Eat!" Zhang Yunru got a treasure and devoured it, but when he saw Zhang Liang, he was calm and calm, chewing and eating slowly!
In a blink of an eye, there were only chopsticks left in the two bowls of cold noodles, and Zhang Liang said to Zhang Yun: "Let's go." They got up and walked outside the store.
When Xiao Er saw it, he hurriedly stepped forward to stop: "This son, you haven't given the money yet" "What money?" Zhang Liang was very puzzled. Cold noodle money! Xiao Er still kept a smile, but it was already a little stiff!
Zhang Liang looked at the position he had sat in before, then looked at Xiao Er, frowned and said, "Aren't cold noodles exchanged for hot noodles?" “
Xiao Er was speechless for a moment when he heard this, and said hurriedly for a moment: "That...... Then you didn't give you the money for the hot noodles! “
I saw a sly smile on Zhang Liang's face, and replied slowly: "I didn't eat that hot noodles either!" “
Xiao Er was completely speechless, he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it, he repeatedly calculated the relationship between cold noodles and hot noodles in his heart, and watched Zhang Liang and the two stroll out...... "This is the charm of personality, Childe?" Zhang Yun looked back at Xiao Er, who was still standing at the door of the restaurant and thinking, from time to time, and turned to Zhang Liang and asked. That's right! This is the charm of personality, this son is handsome, right?! “
Without waiting for Zhang Yun to answer, he saw that there were people in front of him, and he only heard a deep voice in the crowd: "If you don't dare to stab me, crawl under my crotch......"