Chapter 198: The Wonderful Use of Meat Jokes
Unlike King Mohe, Tulumbo's values are actually much more extreme. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info is extreme, but it can be summed up very simply - that is, in one sentence:
"Do your best to stop what the Church is happy to do, and do everything you can to do what makes the Church of the Two Moons more frightened." Now that I heard that the church may have eaten a big turtle on the continent of Elta to the north, how could the old curator of Tulumber not like it?
"I know your thoughts, old Mr. Tulumber." Moe cupped his forehead worriedly, "I know you have a deep hatred for the church. But if the current situation is as you mentioned, then we will not be dealing with the Church of the Two Moons, but with otherworldly people and forces attached to them, even armies. You've said that this may be the Bi-Moon Church controlled by people from another world, but I can't convince myself that this is a fierce dog raised by people from another world. ”
Politics is a complex art. No one has stipulated that sworn enemies who have fought hard before cannot suddenly join forces because of unanimity on a certain issue of interest.
It is normal for the owner of one house to beat the owner of another house and then make the latter submit to him and become his lackey. But in the course of the beating, it is still undecided whether the former will unite with the tenants living in the latter's house.
In other words, the big bad guy who exploits and oppresses himself has become a tool of others, and in fact does not represent or indicate that he can live a better life in the future, the dark cloud above his head still exists, and the lightning and thunder and even the storm may be more intense than before.
An enemy of an enemy is not an ally. On the contrary, this law usually only works when the three sides are evenly matched, and the king of the East Bui Kanchi Kingdom knows very well that his own kingdom cannot match the Church of the Two Moons in any way, let alone the people of the other world who are said to have defeated the Church of the Two Moons in Elta's army?
"Well, this thing." Tulumbo didn't look nervous at all, but tried his best to express the expectation and familiar feeling in his heart. "When I saw the picture of the iron ship, I felt like I was going to be reunited with my old friends. This feeling seemed to reassure me, telling me that they were either related to the Red Dragons or someone who resembled us. ”
Moe was tempted to complain that "intuition is the use", but the truth was that there was nothing he could do but trust the instincts of the old Curator Tulumbo.
As for the Church of the Two Moons, the Red Dragons, and all kinds of "cutting-edge technology", Moe is a king, but from Tulumbo's point of view, Moe still knows the same level of knowledge about these things as ordinary people.
Under the flickering candlelight, Moe, who also knew his own level, finally persuaded himself to stop being entangled in the intuition of the old-timers. I saw him meditate for a moment in the candlelight, and then raised his head sincerely:
"Neither retreat nor advance, but this time the landing of the gods of the world will inevitably bring about a great avalanche of the political situation of the entire continent, and all countries are bound to take corresponding actions against it. In your opinion, Mr. Tubran, what should we do to preserve ourselves in this avalanche, or to gain the greatest benefit? ”
"The lords of all countries must have heard the news." Tulumbo folded his hands up on the table in a confident gesture. "The emissaries of the nations will surely invite you to form alliances, to exchange views, to take common action against the Bilunar Church. Actually, none of these things matter. ”
"It doesn't matter?" Moe asked suspiciously.
"Of course it doesn't matter. It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided. Tulumber nodded, "If the people of the other world use the name of the Twin Moon Church and then use their strength to conquer Your Majesty's country, then who can Your Majesty unite to defeat the enemy?" Can the old tough guy of the South, Malbo and his Prairie Legion and Rainforest Legion? Apparently not. Now you know what I mean, right? We can wait and see what happens, and there are many things that cannot be forced. ”
"But what if the people of another world 'chosen' a force that is hostile to us or has always been at odds with us? For example, Sibui Kanchi ......"
"Well, they don't have that kind of spare time." Tulumber smiled disdainfully, "Even if we are to make a cake, it is another thing for the cake to be divided into the mouth of the Bimoon Church, and people are reluctant to give it to others." How can the group of rebels in the west get the cake in their mouths from the Bilunar Church? The total number of magicians in their country is probably not as large as that of a branch of the Double Moon Church, and the church is expected to look up to them? ”
In fact, there is no need to compare with the Church of the Two Moons, even compared to the unified Elta Empire, the belongings of these small countries are shabby. The standing armies of these countries could only be cavalry knights and other high-value-added services, and even armorers could only be recruited temporarily in times of war.
In Elta, it is considered a battle weapon, and the Church of the Two Moons is a magician of tactical weapons, and when it arrives, it becomes a strategic weapon. The addition of a good magician, mutiny, or death and killing, can often make or break a crucial battle or the fate of a nation.
This may be the reason why most of these "small countries", which are not as big as Elta today, pay special attention to the actions and movements of the Bilunar Church - what kind of careful operation, what kind of magic manipulation, when they encounter a magician who makes ordinary people fearful, awe-inspired, and admired, eighty percent of them will laugh and laugh, and in addition to the child of destiny, I am afraid that only the magician himself can reverse the situation.
"I see what you mean." Moe listened and nodded in realization. "What we need to do is to fully understand the reaction of these neighboring countries and enemy countries, and then make a decision?"
"That's what it means."
Sure enough, during the few days that the East Bui Kanchi Kingdom remained silent, the emissaries of the neighboring countries arrived at the capital of the East Bui Kanchi Kingdom almost three times a day.
And among the people, the news about the gods of the world has spread so much that the joke that "the two gods of the world are sisters and brothers" has become a street topic spread all over the mainland.
"It's really interesting." Offey Mondrich pinched the report describing the meat jokes, and naturally gave the author of the meat jokes who didn't know where he was a helpless wry smile while not being able to harden it.
"Do you want to report this?" The Chinese clerk beside him glanced at it, and then began to laugh helplessly. "I don't think so."
"It's not good, really." Offy Mondrich held the large steel seal in his hand, and with two clicks, he sent the material into the "cold palace" of the archive - perhaps in a few years, a doctoral student of the history department of Lancas State University, who was going to write a doctoral dissertation on the history of the Bilunar Church, would find this precious historical archive transferred by the Bimonthly Church in the Lohrluli Library, thousands of miles away, but before that, it was obvious that it would not see the sun outside the file bag for decades.
"You don't think this will affect your investigation, do you?" After stamping the steel seal, Uffy Mondrich couldn't help but turn his head back and asked. "I think this should be considered a negative statement......
This time, it was the turn of the Chinese staff member to laugh: "Do you want to hear a meat joke about you?" You have to know that people's imagination is really limitless, especially when it comes to sex. You don't have to put on such a nervous face, you have to know that not only you, but even us are one of the targets of the meat joke. ”
"And what does that mean?"
"It's very simple, it means that whether it is us, you at the beginning, or the current Biyue Church, the popularity of this area where the meat incident occurred has risen to a certain level." This man looked into the eyes of the former commander of the Western Expeditionary Army of the Bilunar Church, and there was no awe or flattery at all. "This kind of remarks, whether it is who stabbed whom in the ass, or who pressed whom on the bed, it doesn't matter if the starting point is good or bad. It's just a bellwether of the heat of the event. ”
After landing on the continent of Bahivita, the to-do list in front of this "fox and tiger" Twin Moon Church can almost be piled up - both those that should belong to the church and those that do not.
The establishment of offshore cargo distribution centers and the establishment of currency trading and settlement centers are things that clearly do not belong to the Church, but can only be done through the "resources" of the Church. In addition, the diocese of Rolllluli was used as a testing ground for the implementation of the new canon, and the re-education (in essence, brainwashing) of the clergy of the Church, as well as the reorganization, transfer, and promotion of the clergy began to be gradually included in the plan.
In other words, despite the rhetoric that "there is a precedent for this" and "it is very skillful", the diocese of Rolluli is still a testing ground for the new Bilunar Church. Since it was a testing ground for social and religious reform, it was necessary for the reformers to find out how the crops grew in the fields.
As for how to understand? It was up to Eufe Mondrich to take over the local church department, and it was up to them to collect the opinions of the streets, taverns, merchants, and even all over the world. In addition, Offy Mondrich also used the old doorway, continued to use the internal line developed through various means in the church, and cooperated with the eavesdropping devices installed by the Chinese to collect information about the bimonthly church inside and outside.
"This will be put aside, and those who say these words will surely have their tongues cut off as great disrespect." Hearing this, Eufe Mondridge smiled bitterly even deeper. "Even we have to wash our eyes as a sign of respect. I didn't expect you to treat this kind of meat joke with such an attitude......"
"It doesn't matter." The man next to him replied nonchalantly. "It's not about whom's life will be taken on what year, month, or day, this kind of inconsequential gossip, if the official intervenes to stop it, will only become quieter and more secretive, but it will spread more widely. It's up to them to say it, and when they are tired, they will naturally stop. ”