The hawker in a deep suit almost jumped into the river when he heard this, Nima, our woman who jumped into the river out of moderation is a man, and he has no face to live in the world, and his daughter-in-law can't stand splitting his legs!

Of course, this situation can't be told to the little beauty, so the vendor shook his head, "Jump into the river, that's not it, it's too late for our women to pet it, compared to the loss of temperament, having a daughter-in-law is a big thing, 10,000 steps back, compared with the loss of temperament, human life is the most important!" ”

Speaking of this, the peddler began to think about whether to add the saying that suicide cannot be added to the Taoist doctrine in the future, it seems that there is this saying in the doctrine of the birdman, we have to get one, otherwise let the Confucian hypocrites continue to do it, and the Han people don't know what they will be bound into!

"So the status of the women over there is basically the same as the men?"

"What does it mean to be almost high, let me tell you this, a family of three plus a dog, the status of a man ranks fourth, and I don't need to say who is the first! How about is there an urge to marry our man, don't think about it, there is a ready-made one in front of you"

Li Yue'er snorted and laughed, "You guys are really interesting over there!" ”

The peddler also laughed dumbly, shook his head, and suddenly a sentence popped out of his head, "Hey, if you ask so much, will it be because you have done something sorry for me before!" “

After saying that, the hawker knew that it was wrong, Li Yue'er raised her eyebrows, and kicked her ass before the hawker could react, you must know that this thing is sitting on the riverside at this time, so with a series of oops, I fuck, mom, poof, the hawker plunged into the river!

Li Yue'er was also frightened, and quickly stood up and shouted, "I didn't mean to, are you okay?" “

The vendor who stood up in the river also wanted to tease her, and slapped the water with both hands, "Help, my leg is cramping, come on, I can't do it..."

Li Yue'er was frightened, and she couldn't care about anything else, so she quickly picked up her skirt and ran down, and the vendor saw Li Yue'er rushing over, and hugged her, "Let you bully me, I will also bully you, haha!" “

After finishing speaking, she took water and teased the little beauty, Li Yue'er saw that the vendor deceived herself and splashed herself with water, so she had to do it, and immediately the two started a big battle in the water!

Suddenly, the peddler hugged Li Yue'er and looked at the beauty affectionately, "Yue'er, I love you!" ”

Faced with the hawker's sudden confession, Li Yue'er was a little overwhelmed, at this time the man should take the initiative, the hawker looked at the eyes of the beautiful woman, and was ready to kiss affectionately!

At this moment, Li Chunfeng and Cao Yuchen shouted while walking with flashlights, "Uncle Shi, where are you, Uncle Shi..."

Suddenly, Cao Yuchen's flashlight shone on the two hawkers, and he hurriedly pulled Li Chunfeng, "Senior brother, you see that Uncle Shi is in the river" Li Chunfeng turned his head and saw the two who were wet, and immediately turned off Cao Yuchen's flashlight, and by the way, he slapped his head, "What eyes, there's nothing there, don't look at it, don't look for it!" ”

Cao Yuchen said aggrievedly: "Uncle Shi is obviously in the river!" He was glared at by Li Chunfeng again, so he resignedly followed!

The hawker who was playing was also interrupted by the sudden two, just now taking advantage of the light of the flashlight, the hawker inadvertently saw Li Yue'er's figure, and swallowed his saliva angrily, Li Yue'er also found out that his current situation was more embarrassing from the hawker's wolf gaze!

His hands quickly grabbed the clothes on his chest, and glared at the vendor, "Look at what!" ”

"Hehe, I didn't see anything, what kind of month, you are wearing a dress inside, let's go back!"

Li Yue'er nodded, her face was red to the base of her neck, and she didn't see anything, so she saw that she was only wearing one piece of clothing inside, "Well, go back!" “

The two of them went all the way back to the wheat field, Li Chunfeng and Cao Yuchen were already smoking and farting there, and when they saw the vendor coming back, Li Chunfeng quickly stood up, "Uncle Shi, where did you go just now, we searched for a circle and didn't find it!" ”

The peddler gave him a middle finger, hypocritical, probably remembering the embarrassment just now, Li Yue'er pulled the car door and went in to change clothes! The peddler followed and shouted, "I still have to change!" "Two pieces of clothing flew out of the car window and covered the peddler's face!

At night, Li Yue'er slept in the car, the hawker and Li Chunfeng Cao Yuchen made a bunk on the bonfire, during which some villagers came to invite the hawker to sleep at their own house, but the hawker refused, I haven't seen the pure natural and pollution-free night sky for a long time, take this opportunity to revel in it for a while!

When the sky was slightly bright in the morning, the hawker was in a daze, and suddenly someone ran to his side and shook himself, "Uncle, uncle, get up and take a look, Uncle De hanged himself!" “

The sleepy-eyed hawker immediately woke up, I went to go, what kind of moth is this Nima, he stood up and put on his shoes, and asked the person who came, "How are the people?" “

"People are okay, fortunately, I found it early, Uncle De secretly hung himself on the beam of the house while my aunt got up to cook, go and take a look!"

The hawker pulled his shoes and ran with the visitor to the courtyard of Youde's house, heard the movement and the courtyard was already full of people, and when he saw the hawker coming, he quickly gave way to make way, and the hawker ran into it and saw Youde's family holding him, Uncle Youde closed his eyes, and a red mark on his neck was clearly visible!

The peddler went over and took Youde's hand, "Uncle, what are you doing here?" “

The old man opened his eyes when he heard the voice, and looked at the vendor and shed two lines of tears: "Uncle, I don't blame you, I know that you were born in a big family, and you are the son of fine clothes and fine food, but the old man, I am not happy in my heart, 555..."

The peddler who said this was full of question marks: "Uncle Youde, what's wrong with me?" What do you say? “

Youde closed his eyes and sighed, and didn't speak, and finally Youde's family spoke: "Uncle, after you killed the cattle sent by the county yesterday, my family's mouth has not been smooth, so I persuaded him, he wanted to explain the matter to you clearly last night, so he looked for a short time, but last night there was another incident!" “

"I thought he had figured it out and wouldn't do stupid things anymore, but I didn't think he would take advantage of my cooking time this morning to find a short-term meeting!" Saying that, Youde's eyes were wiped and then said, "Fortunately, I went to the kitchen and found that there was no food, and I went back to the house to get the time and found it, so it didn't make a big mistake!" “

The peddler froze, it turned out to be for two cows, it seemed that the old man didn't trust himself, so he took Youde's hand, "Uncle, look at what you did, didn't I tell you, I will definitely get you more, why don't you believe it!" “

Closing his eyes and being angry, Youde opened his eyes fiercely, "Uncle, you are used to being pampered, you don't understand the hardships of the farmer, that is the cow, the lifeblood of the farmer, there is hope with the cow, you say kill it, now the whole Tang Dynasty is short of cattle, and this is about to be cultivated, even if anyone has a cow, they are reluctant to sell it, how can it be so easy to say that they can get it!" “

The peddler was made to cry and laugh by the old man's words, yes, the whole Datang is short of cattle, but the sky. "Uncle, you wait for me for a while, this morning, at the latest in the afternoon, I promise to get you ten cows, if you can't get it, how about I kneel down and kowtow to the whole village?" ”

Youde closed his eyes and didn't say a word, Li Yue'er and the others also rushed in in a hurry, squatted down and asked the vendor, "What's wrong?" ”

The hawker told the ins and outs of the matter, and Li Yue'er glanced at the hawker, "Look at the good things you did!" After speaking, he pulled the virtuous hand, "Uncle, don't you worry, isn't it just two cows, you have to know that our uncle is a star monarch, he said that he promised to get it for you, then he must not have run away, you hurry up, I will let Xiao Cao cook you something delicious, let's not be angry with him, ah!" ”

Others also persuaded the old man to gossip, and the old man patted the soil on his ass and stood up, not forgetting to glance at the hawker, Li Yue'er in order to increase the confidence of the old man, loudly scolded the hawker, "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry home and buy cattle!" ”

The peddler nodded like a grandson, "Let's go, let's go, you think our uncle won't do anything stupid!" The hawker's attitude puzzled the onlookers, what is the relationship between these four people?

Li Chunfeng and Cao Yuchen called the peddler uncle, called Li Yue'er uncle, it stands to reason that Li Yue'er should call the uncle uncle, but looking at the current posture, it seems that the apprentice nephew is stronger than the uncle, and the uncle actually uses the title of our uncle to call Youde, what is going on with Nima, your circle is so messy?

PS "Let's not talk about this week's recommendation, it's a bit sadistic!