Chapter 3 Shoot you in the face with concentrated sulfuric acid
"Bold, why don't you kneel when you see the saint?"
Qianqing Palace, looking at Yang Feng, who was standing there proudly looking around, Kai Yinbu roared angrily.
Yang Feng smiled contemptuously, with an idiotic expression, took out a lighter and lit the cigarette on his mouth.
Now this kind of occasion pretending to be forced is more effective than anything, immortals, whose immortals bow down to mortals, in fact, now he doesn't know what to do next, he can only take one step at a time, since Kang Mazi wants to ask for immortals, then accompany him to play the immortal game, first save his own life, as for the future, once he becomes a guest of Kang Mazi, is it not easy to find a chance to run?
In order to show the demeanor of the immortals, he spit out the smoke ring and looked at Kang Mazi sitting opposite him unscrupulously, the latter was also looking at him, and it was probably the first time he had seen someone who dared to face him with such an attitude.
"Since you are a master of the world, you don't have to stick to secular etiquette."
The two looked at each other for a while, and Kang Mazipi said with a smile.
He was in the prime of life at this time, although he was a little thin and not tall, but he was used to looking down on the world all the year round, and he was still a little majestic, plus he was well-maintained, his face was ruddy and shiny, of course, this also made the pockmarked face more prominent.
Yang Feng nodded indifferently, stretched out his hand to the side very casually, his palm immediately disappeared out of thin air, when it appeared again, there was already a pure and transparent treasure bottle in his hand, which contained green jade liquid elixir, which looked mysterious in the sun, several officials in the hall were surprised to talk about it, and in a slightly awe-struck gaze, Yang Feng opened the lid and drank the green elixir inside in one go, and hiccuped with satisfaction, and then stretched out his hand, and the palm disappeared out of thin air again, When it reappeared, it was empty.
This forced pretending to be able to give full marks, everyone in the hall was wide-eyed, even Kang Mazi's face was solemn.
It is said that people like them have also seen the world, and they are the main targets of all kinds of gods, from the shaman of their ancestors, the Yellow Sect of the Mongolian people, the monks of the Han people, even Western missionaries, what kind of fantasy characters have also seen it, and there are some of them who really show them spells, but none of them can be as magical as Yang Feng. Even if those people show spells or something, they can't do without some strange assistance, in the end, they are not much stronger than those who conjure tricks, but this guy in front of him has no assistance, no rituals, and no apprentices, just grabs something out of thin air and comes out, and then disappears as soon as he puts things out of thin air.
In front of everyone's eyes, even people with ulterior motives can't find fault with it.
So the only explanation is......
Immortality, this is definitely immortality!
"Where did the mage come from?"
Kang Mazi's face changed a lot in an instant, and he asked with a pleasant face.
"Kunlun!"
Yang Feng, who had just snatched half a bottle of eye-catching throat moistening from the hands of a little girl in the window, raised his right arm and opened his palm, pacing in the air while pacing, and then said very pretending to be forced, he was looking at what place on the other side, this environment was full of murderous opportunities, no one knew what Kang Mazi would do next, and he had to see what could save his life at a critical time.
"Nonsense, Kunlun is a group of mountains in the icy and snowy land on the Tibetan side, and there are only herdsmen there."
A civil official who is not young shouted, fifty or sixty years old, looking at the crane complement on his chest, the one who can be here should be Kang Mazi's most trusted minister.
"The Kunlun of the fairy world, how can you and other mortals see, if so, the east of the East China Sea is the Wa Kingdom, who can see the abbot Penglai between the exchanges? Where the immortals live, those who are not destined cannot be seen, and if you are ordinary people, there is no door to enter even if you reach it. ”
Yang Feng said with a sneer.
"Huh?!"
The civil servants were speechless.
"The mage is from the fairy world?"
Kang Mazi asked expectantly.
"Yes!"
Yang Feng pretended to be forced to drag the text.
"Then why kill innocent people?"
Kang Mazi said.
"If a mortal is offended, why not kill him!"
Yang Feng said proudly.
Kang Mazi is quite satisfied with this answer, immortals don't need to think so much about killing a mortal, if they offend, they will kill them, this is the style of immortals, it should be said that this guy in front of him does have a little meaning, although he doesn't respect himself enough, but this is normal, but he is dressed like this, not very like an immortal!
He looked at Yang Feng somewhat speechlessly, a dirty gray cloth gown, a small hat with melon skin, and a whip behind the hat, although immortals also have braids, which is indeed very gratifying to him, but an immortal with braids does not look like an immortal!
As if he had roundworms in his stomach, the civil official suddenly asked, "If you are an immortal, why are you dressed like this?" ”
"What should an immortal wear?"
Yang Feng asked rhetorically.
"This?"
The officials also don't know what the immortals should wear, Taoist robes? Cassock? Dancing the great god's mage outfit? It seems that no one who wears these has his ability?
"This immortal game in the world, he should wear the clothes of the world!"
Yang Feng said with a sneer.
"What Yang Xianren said is very true, quickly, give me a seat!"
Kang Mazi said with satisfaction, and then he groaned, looked down at the kitchen knife in front of him, and looked at the smooth blade like a mirror, which was reflecting his face, and under the pitted face were four big characters, although he had seen these four words before, but in this case, he suddenly felt blood rushing straight to his head......
Suddenly, his eyes widened, and his originally pleasant face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.
"Take down this demon now!"
He slammed the table and roared angrily.
"Huh?!"
Yang Feng was stupid, Nima, didn't you say it well just now? It's all been moved to the stool.,The immortals are about to succeed in taking the position.,Why do you turn your face all of a sudden.,Although it's said that the companion is like a tiger.,But you're changing too fast, right?
Not only him, but even those ministers and guards were stunned for a moment, they were also immersed in the awe of the immortals, looking at the emperor's previous performance, it was obvious that the identity of the immortals had been identified, and even they had already identified it, after all, no one had ever seen such a miracle, looking at this situation, the national teacher or something could be born, why did it suddenly come to a divine turn?
"Guard!"
The civil official suddenly thought of something, and immediately shouted with joy.
But at this time, Yang Feng also came to his senses, fortunately he had been prepared, and fortunately there were good things in this place, he reached out with his right hand and then had an extra glass bottle in his hand.
"Kang Mazi, try the master's secret weapon!"
At the same time as he shouted these words, like throwing a grenade, the glass bottle in his hand was thrown violently, and it smashed directly into Kang Mazi, who was less than ten meters away on the opposite side, Gao Ju on the throne.
The latter should have a bit of force value, after all, he also led the troops to fight, and he picked up the kitchen knife and blocked it forward, and the glass bottle was hitting the edge of the kitchen knife, and instantly turned into pieces and the liquid contained in it pasted Kang Mazi's face, as if he had been splashed with boiling water that had just been boiled, the latter immediately let out a scream that was not like a human being, and subconsciously covered his face with his hands and fell directly to the side in pain, but then took away his hands again, and at the same time the palm of his hand was burned black.
"Hurry up!"
The eunuch beside him screamed heartbreakingly.
The entire hall was in chaos, all kinds of frightened screams sounded instantly, some rushed over to save Kang Mazi to show their loyalty, and some directly pounced on Yang Feng to capture this rebellious demon, and the guards of the Qianqing Palace outside swarmed in when they heard the sound, killing him with various weapons, and the two nearest guards even rushed to a distance of less than three meters from him, stabbing over with spears.
But at the same time, Yang Feng, who had the same bottle in his left and right hands, threw his left hand and smashed one on the pillar next to these two people, and the fragile glass bottle instantly shattered on the hard Nanmu pillar, and the glass slag and the liquid inside splashed away like shrapnel from an explosion, and the two unlucky guards were immediately hit, and almost at the same time covered their faces and fell down screaming, and even the white smoke coming out of their hands could be seen.
The other guards were stunned by the strange sight.
It is said that they can charge without blinking an eye at the risk of arrows and muskets, but in the case that Yang Feng is already regarded as an immortal, he still has a natural fear of this supernatural ability.
And at this moment, Yang Feng rushed straight at Kang Mazi with the fastest speed he could achieve.
As he ran, he quickly unscrewed the lid of the remaining glass bottle, and stepped a few steps less than ten meters away, and then reached the front of the steps, and before he could jump up, Kaiyinbu and the civil official stood in front of him at the same time, and rushed towards him with a desperate death.
This guy did not hesitate to raise the bottle and throw the liquid inside, and Kaiyinbu, who bore the brunt of it, immediately covered his face and screamed in defeat, and the civil official raised his hand to block it in front of him with his hat cunningly, but unfortunately he shook his claws and screamed in defeat, and almost in a blink of an eye, Yang Feng was at the dragon chair, and the loyal eunuch was dragging Kang Mazi and wanted to run. But when Yang Feng smashed the bottle together, the liquid that flowed out of it was burned, and the silk was immediately burned, and then through the crotch of his pants, which he had nothing to do, the unlucky eunuch covered the front, screaming and jumping around like crazy.
Yang Feng raised his foot and kicked him away, and then stepped on Kang Mazi's chest, at this time, the pockmarked face was no longer visible, there were large mottled black burn spots, and even black and red flesh was exposed inside, one eye and even the eyelids were burned, I don't know what it looked like inside, the whole looked like Freddy in a horror movie.
Of course, Yang Feng didn't have time to appreciate his new image, he pulled out Kang Mazi's saber, and then pointed it at his chest.
"Go!"
He turned his head grimly to look at the guards who were already less than two meters away.
Well, the bottle he threw out was filled with concentrated sulfuric acid, and in the parallel space next to the main hall, there was a chemical store.