Chapter 661: The Bald Han Emperor Xian

Pompey saw that Emperor Han Xian didn't say anything for a long time, and he made an expression of 'I am kind to help you, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, I'm still troublesome'. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

In today's situation, Emperor Han Xian was surrounded by Qin Cao Yuan Liu, and he was not stupid, he could see that these people wanted to kidnap him, just like Dong Zhuo and Li Dao, and control him. It's just that due to the restraint of all parties, no one dares to do it first, but no matter what happens in the end, he will definitely not have a good ending for Emperor Han Xian.

In this case, for Emperor Han Xian, outsiders and foreigners who have nothing to do with it can be trusted.

Emperor Han Xian stared at Pompey and thought, "This person helped me leave Luoyang, and when I ascended to the heights, I didn't believe it, and there must be something available for thousands of people in the world." Freedom ...... first. ”

So Emperor Han Xian got up, "If Dictator Pompey can help me, I will thank you, and my country will thank you." ”

Pompey was overjoyed, and said in his heart that this dictator is so grateful to you, and the glory of my family depends on you. He said: "No thanks, we are friends, and we in Rome have always helped friends. ”

If Emperor Han Xian had one-tenth of Qin Feng's knowledge reserves, he would have found that Pompey was lying, and the Roman Empire now has no friends at all, only slaves, but unfortunately .......

"So, how can your envoy help me?" Emperor Han Xian couldn't figure out how to slip out from under the noses of Qin Cao Yuan Liu, he said worriedly.

Pompey had already thought about it, but he made a temporary appearance, and after thinking for a while, he said: "This is actually not difficult, it is to grieve Your Majesty." ”

After a while, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty reconvened hundreds of civil and military officials, and Pompey left temporarily.

Liu Bei was puzzled and asked, "Your Majesty, I don't know what Pompey said to Your Majesty." ”

Emperor Han Xian said coldly: "This is my private matter. ”

Liu Bei's big ears swirled for a while, he came to 'coerce the Son of Heaven', how could he tolerate Emperor Han Xian having secrets, and how to take them away if he had secrets. He asked and said, "Your Majesty, since ancient times, the heavenly family has no selfish affairs. ”

Emperor Han Xian was annoyed, just this sentence made him know more about the person he used to call the emperor's uncle. Emperor Han Xian had already asserted, and said lightly: "Pompey asked for some silk for his wife, and he was embarrassed to say this on the scene, so he told me alone." ”

Emperor Han Xian was very nervous, fearing that this sentence taught to him by Pompey would not be able to dismiss Liu Bei.

Liu Bei rolled his ears and said with a smile: "So that's the case, Your Majesty, your lords, don't you know that our silk has arrived in Rome and is very popular, especially those women, who have never seen such fabrics, and they are very crazy." ”

Liu Bei believed it, and Emperor Han Xian breathed a sigh of relief, "Pompey's calculation of ringworm is really accurate, but fortunately, Qin Zijin and Cao Mengde are not here." ”

At this time, Emperor Han Xian said gloomily: "Receiving the Roman envoys here has actually lost the face of my Han Dynasty. Let Pompey let them live in the palace, so that they will not come into contact with the people outside and lose face. ”

When everyone thought about it, Liu Bei thought that this was not an important matter, so he agreed.

Subsequently, Emperor Xian of Han was tired, and the court meeting ended.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty hurriedly met with Ma Riyan, Yang Biao, and Dong Cheng.

When the three important ministers learned of Pompey's incident, they were extremely surprised and frightened. Ma Riyan wiped his tears and said, "Your Majesty, it's best to be able to go out, but it's just that Your Majesty is alone, and the old minister is incompetent and can't be by Your Majesty's side." ”

The three important ministers discussed it, and it was most important for His Majesty to gain freedom now, and in order to achieve it, they could risk their lives.

Emperor Han Xian said: "It's just me, I have a great grasp, the three Aiqing, I must help me cover up." ”

On the second day, Pompey and his people came to the dormitory of Emperor Xian of Han before dawn.

Although Qin Cao Yuan Liu controlled Luoyang, in the palace area, since Emperor Han Xian still had five hundred imperial forest troops loyal to him, some things were easy to do.

Pompey took out a knife and shaved the hair and beard of one of his attendants. "Your Majesty, I'm going to wronged you to shave your head."

Dong Cheng, Ma Riyan, and Yang Biao were shocked, and Ma Riyan knelt down at that time and shouted: "The parents who suffer from the skin of the body ......!" ”

Emperor Han Xian waved his hand and said firmly: "I am in a hurry to follow the power, I believe that the ancestors and ancestors will forgive me." ”

So, after a while, Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty became the bald emperor, the bald Liu.

Pompey laughed in his heart, "I've made the Emperor of the East bald, ha, who will believe it." In the thousands of years of Chinese history, only this dictator can move a knife on the head of the Chinese emperor. This one....... Pompey glanced at Liu, "According to Qin Zijin's words, how can you say this?" Yes, stupid. ”

Immediately after, Pompey pasted his golden hair and golden beard to Emperor Han Xian's head and cheeks. Emperor Han Xian was young and didn't have any beard, but he saved the link of shaving.

After everything was completed, Emperor Han Xian suddenly changed from a Chinese boy to a slightly rough blonde Roman young man.

Ma Riyan couldn't bear to look at it directly, and said in his heart that the ancestors and ancestors were on top, and this kind of shameful thing could not be written in the emperor's living record at all.

As soon as Pompey put away his knife, he handed Emperor Han Xian a mirror and said, "Your Majesty, everything is in order, you can follow me out of here." ”

Emperor Han Xian couldn't recognize himself in the mirror at all, and his confidence increased greatly. got up and let the Romans help him change into Roman clothes, and said to Dong Cheng and the others: "I am leaving, please ask the three Aiqing here, you must delay as much time as possible, so as not to be discovered by Qin Zijin and them." ”

Dong Cheng and the three of them all knelt down and cried. They looked at Emperor Han Xian, who had become a Roman, and there had been such a thing in China for thousands of years, which was really shameful, and they were full of self-blame, and cried in unison: "The minister is incompetent, Your Majesty has suffered." ”

Emperor Xian of Han was strong on the contrary, and he followed Pompey away.

Pompey first took Emperor Han Xian to his residence, and then took his henchman Menes to find Liu Bei.

After arriving at Liu Bei's residence, Pompey said directly: "How big is ringworm, the dictator's business has been completed, and now it seems that the dictator has nothing left behind." This dictator stays and delays your affairs. This dictator is gone. ”

Since Qin, Cao and Yuan didn't care about the Romans, Liu Bei completely became the big treasurer.

The ruined capital, the ruined palace, the broken rivers and mountains, Liu Bei felt that this time the Han Dynasty was a shame and thrown to the world, these people still hurried away, and he said: "In this case, Uncle Huang will take Your Excellency to meet Your Majesty." By the way, this emperor's uncle, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, is not a lot of cheating and ringworm. ”

"Isn't it all the same?" Although Pompey could speak Chinese, he could not be as profound as a homophonic dialect, so it sounded to him that these were all the same.

Liu Bei rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that I also played the piano to the mule.

Ten minutes later, Liu Bei and Pompey came to the palace of Emperor Xian of Han.

Outside the door, Ma Riyan, Dong Cheng, and Yang Biao saw Liu Bei coming, and they became nervous. (To be continued.) )