Section 121 Motorcycle grabbing
When I arrived at Li Er's house, the hawker parked the car, Liao San staggered and walked in, saying that this guy was very proud of the time when he got on the car, and he floated all the way down, which would be motion sickness, the hawker had to call a few people to help him help him get things by the way, and Liao San ordered people to put things aside through the front yard, leading him to find Li Er, and saw Li Er drinking tea around a group of people on the edge of the cornfield in the back garden, which is also funny, Li Er used to be okay and didn't come here too much, But since the vendor shaved Li Er's flowers and planted sweet potatoes and corn, this goods have taken his men to see the growth of the crops from time to time, and they have come to drink tea again before the banquet begins.
Seeing the hawker coming, the people around Li Er greeted each other, and the goods were also returned one by one, and everyone gave him a way The hawker ran to Li Er to say hello, Li Er waved his hand meaninglessly and motioned to the vendor to sit down, "Dabao, don't be polite, you just happened to be here today, you help me see if there is anything wrong with this sweet potato and corn, I am afraid that something will happen to this thing, and people take care of it carefully every day!" ”
The hawker casually swept his eyes, the sweet potato seedlings were almost covered with ridges, the corn had grown to waist height, and there was not a single weed in the middle. ”
Li Er didn't reply, and a eunuch standing next to him accosted him and said, "It's exactly according to Niu Xianchang's orders, the sweet potatoes have not been fertilized, and the corn has been served once in the night!" For this reason, the courtyard has been sealed for several days!"
It's hard for this gardener, there is no urea and can only be on the dung, it's not that the hawker doesn't want to bring fertilizer, yes, it can be brought, but this thing will be promoted on a large scale in the future, the seeds can be a hundred in a lifetime, and the fertilizer will be gone, and there will be no fertilizer for one person! Besides, the vendor also wants to see what the corn harvest looks like without chemical fertilizer: "That's good, just wait for the corn to grow more than the human high!" ”
"Thank you Niu Immortal for your teachings, I wrote it down!"
Li Er nodded with satisfaction when he saw that there was nothing wrong with the crops, it seems that this product is indeed for the sake of the people, and it is much stronger than many public servants now, "Dabao, what have you been busy with lately, are you ready for the Qixi Festival?" ”
The vendor took out the newly bought real dragon cigarettes and gave them to Li Er, and replied casually, "Busy, will there be so many people participating in the Qixi Festival, it has been almost prepared, that is, our Taoist friends from the Daomen get together, eat and drink, everyone is familiar with it, after all, I have been here for so long, and many people are still very fresh!" ”
Li Er nodded, took the cigarette apart and handed it to the vendor, and then instructed the eunuch to give it to the others, Li Er just took a puff of cigarette and was about to vomit, when suddenly there was a roar outside, and someone shouted to stand up from afar, before the words fell, Lao Cheng appeared in front of everyone like a terminator, and saw Li Er coughing vigorously, his ears and eyes were smoking, and everyone else was frozen on the spot!
Lao Cheng found a sense of existence in front of everyone, and then walked around the courtyard proudly, parked the car next to him with a creak, and walked towards Li Er with Parkinson's feet shaking his hands and feet.
Li Er spit out the cigarette, "Dabao, what you got again?" Anything else? ”
"Well, there are not many! If the prince likes it too, I'll make you a better one! The second half of the sentence was whispered to Li Er.
Li Erxin understood and said loudly: "I'll just say that there won't be too many things like this!" "A few people next to me who just saw Lao Cheng's style have long been itching, and when they heard that there were not many things, they quickly asked the hawker how much Lao Cheng spent!
"Uh, I didn't ask for money for this, Lao Cheng took it directly from me!" After saying this, the hawker knew that it was wrong, and everyone immediately reacted to the feeling that Lao Cheng hadn't paid for this thing, which means that whoever grabbed the payment first now is who, Wei Chigong, Niu Jinda and the two of them jumped out, and the smug smile on Lao Cheng's face was snatched away by the two of them before he could collect it, Yu Chigong pushed the car and ran, Niu Jinda stopped and hugged Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng didn't struggle, let Niu Jinda hold him, with this mysterious smile on his face.
After a while, Niu Jinda was depressed, this is completely not in line with Cheng Fairy's style, in the past, whenever he grabbed something from him, he had to hang some color, and it was a bit unacceptable to be motionless like today, and it didn't take long to know the reason, Wei Chigong shook vigorously on the motorcycle for a long time, the car didn't say a word, and there was no shock of Lao Cheng's appearance time at all, so he had to push the car back again!
Then Wei Chigong and Niu Jinda forced a confession together, Cheng Biting Jin: "Hurry up and tell us how to play this thing?" If you don't say anything, we'll beat you up! “
Lao Cheng had a wicked smile on his face, "I won't tell you, I won't tell you, I have the ability to drive away!" "These two people made a fuss for a while, Cheng Biting Jin really couldn't ask, and when he turned his head and saw the vendor, he remembered that the thing was brought by this goods, so wouldn't it be better to ask him?" Niu Xianchang, how do you play with this thing? “
"Missing a key, it's on Lao Cheng!"
After the two of them got the answer, they immediately scratched Lao Cheng, and Lao Cheng giggled, "Oops, oops, don't scratch, don't scratch, let go of me and I'll teach you how to play!" The two of them let go of Lao Cheng when they saw that Lao Cheng was intimidated, and Lao Cheng probably wanted to show off, so he reached out and inserted the key into the switch, "You two are good at the buns, I'll only demonstrate it once!" This tone sounded familiar.
"Huh..."Those who heard the sound turned their heads to look in the direction of Lao Cheng, because there was a railing to stop them, from the outside, it looked like a little swallow waiting for food, the head was outside, the body was inside, Lao Cheng slowly gave the oil cart two turns in the yard, and then was dragged down by Wei Chigong, saying that this brother is about to become the auspicious three treasures under Li Shuang, in the world's cognition, he seems to have always been the image of a black-faced god, and the real image has to be further observed.
Yu Chigong, who got the new toys, and Niu Jinda were very happy, of course, they were also happy, and when they were about to fall into mud monkeys, the next person walked to Li Er's side and said that the dinner was ready, Li Er called the auspicious three treasures to hurry up and go to wash, and then the meal was served!
Cheng Biting Jin's motorcycle was pushed away by a few eunuchs, and the hawker also followed Li Er and a group of ministers into the banquet hall, and after coming in, he had a headache, where should he sit, it stands to reason that the hawker is a Taoist priest, and it is better to sit with that group of civil officials, but this goods are not familiar with them and they are fifty percent steak and eighty percent steak, and the military generals can sit there, but it is more troublesome for the hawker to rank in, Li Er also scratched his head after coming in, and it is estimated that he also thought of this problem.
In the end, Li Eryi was ruthless, and directly pulled the hawker up to his table, and instructed his subordinates to arrange a small table for this goods to sit there, to be honest, so that the face is there, but the hawker is uncomfortable, just like we go to school, if the teacher puts you alone on the edge of the podium because you study well, it is estimated that no one can stand it.
But the hawker didn't bother much, Lao Cheng and the three of them washed it and came back, seeing this goods sitting under Li Er, his own Niu Jinda stretched out his hand to pick up the small table in front of the hawker and moved it to him, Lao Cheng casually helped the goods to take the blanket under him, Li Er stretched out his hand to say something, but in the end he didn't say it, the hawker was also happy, after all, it was okay to sit and eat with the generals, and the etiquette of doing this rule with the civil official really couldn't stand it.