"Hey, that little sister Xianglan, my mother, oh, what is the name of the lady, why does she call me Bao'er, what is my name, how many wives does my father have, why is I the only one in the whole family, do I have no brothers and sisters?"

I saw Li Tianyu lying on the bed, digging his nostrils, and asked Xianglan, who was standing on the edge of his bed. (Li Tianyu: Did I pick my nostrils?) Liang: I don't know, you ask the audience! Audience: Dig, it's still disgusting. "Young master, you have a good rest, don't say too much, (take a breath to warm your stomach, this is what Ah Liang involuntarily added) Mrs. was originally the daughter of the Cui family, her name was Cui Yingxue, and later married the lord and became the governor's wife, because no one dared to offend the entire family power behind the lady, so the lord has not taken a concubine so far." After the lord and the lady gave birth to the young master, the young master has been plagued by illness, so the lord and the lady only care about taking care of the young master, especially the lady swore that she must raise the young master, or she will not live herself, so the lord and the lady only have one son now, the young master. Of course, these are also what Xianglan heard, and Xianglan was still young at that time. Xianglan explained like a salesman in later generations.

"Then what is my name, and why does my mother keep calling me 'Bao'er'. (I finally called my mother Shunkou, and I didn't say mom anymore) I'm not a woman, and I can't sing. (Of course, by the time of this sentence, the sound was no louder than that of a mosquito)"

Li Tianyu continued to consult, anyway, it is a free consultation, and you have to find out your old background, otherwise you won't be able to mix it up in the future.

"Back to the young master, since the young master was young, Mrs. has loved the young master in every way, so she has always called the young master 'Bao'er', and then she has been taking care of the young master, so she is also obedient, and she only cares about taking care of the young master, and she doesn't think about those things. If you want to say the name, the young master has not been officially named, and the master also calls the young master Li Bao. ”

Well, since the sauce is purple, then do I have to give myself a more bullish name, uh, it is estimated that the word "world" and "people" cannot be used, and the homophonic words will be directly Ling Chi. Li Shangyin? Li Taibai? Li Zicheng? It's noisy, forget it, let's call my own Li Tianyu! That's a good name too! Well, that's it!

"That little sister Xianglan, what do you say about the name Li Tianyu?" Our young master asked beside him with bad intentions, oh no, the maid next to the bed.

"That's pretty good, young master! Is this the name you want? Heavenly rain, a rain from heaven, holy water on earth! Not bad, young master! The young master will be called Li Tianyu in the future! ”

"Holy water? I don't dare to be, it's the masterpiece of my master Xuanzang's great apprentice Sun Wukong! This universe of mine is the universe of the universe. Oh, and that's the temple of Yu! Li Tianyu said like a waterfall in the yellow fruit tree.

"Oh, it turns out that the young master's Yu is the temple's Yu! But does Master Xuanzang have apprentices? ”

Our pandan little MM seems to have forgotten what he just said about letting the young master talk less, and directly greeted our young master!

"Yes, not only have apprentices, but there are also 3 of them, a monkey, a pig, plus a person and a dragon prince of the dragon prince's family have become white horses!" Our young master flickered as he pleased.

"Huh? It turns out that Master Xuanzang is not only proficient in Buddhism and Zen, but also proficient in the domestication of animals? That's amazing! Even the dragon prince in the dragon prince's house gave him a mount! ”

"Hey, do you really believe it, could it be that Ben Shao's flickering kung fu has been integrated and approached Uncle Benshan? Uh-huh, it must be sauce purple! "Of course, these words are just thinking about it, after all, they are all out of the mix, in case one day this little girl psychopathic adds some "condiments" to Ben Shao's bowl, then Ben Shao will make a lot of money.

"That pandan, you go out first, the young master wants to sleep for a while."

"Young master, go to sleep, the slave and maid are by your side, and the lady has instructed the slave and maid to serve the young master well."

Banana that Bara, it's so much trouble for you to get out! Don't take the young master's words as a holy decree!

"If you stay here any longer, it will be equivalent to not serving the young master well, the young master will be unhappy, if the young master is unhappy, the lady will be unhappy, and if the lady is unhappy, then she will blame you, and if you are blamed, you will be punished by the nine clans!"

The person facing him, a pure MM who was only as tall as his chin and two or three years younger than himself, Li Tianyu coaxed and threatened.

"The young master's slave and maid have retired, and the slave and maid are waiting in the young master's outhouse, waiting for the young master's orders at any time!"

"Well, that's right! I will tell my mother that you are very dedicated, and let her give you a raise and be promoted to a gold medal professional special maid! Alright, you go down first! ”

"Yes, obey the order, the slave and maid retire!"

Ay! I would have liked to illuminate the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch! Forget it, if it comes, it will be safe. Lao Tzu was completely raped by life and fate in his later life, and now Lao Tzu really wants to rape life and fate back!

But then again, do you want to create a prosperous empire by yourself and play as an emperor and chairman! Uh, forget it, heroes are born in troubled times, and it is estimated that it is a bit difficult in this era. Do you see a person who will say a word against the Tang Dynasty and the People's Republic of China! It is estimated that it will be despised by others as 249.5. And Li Shimin is a good emperor in Chinese history in history, if you really want to do it for him, you may not be better than Lao Li!

It's noisy, so what are you going to do by yourself? If it engages in anti-separatist terrorist organizations, it is estimated that it will be eradicated by Lao Li immediately. Eh, yes, just be an underground emperor yourself. Let Lao Li continue to be his heavenly khan, and I will play with the earth khan.

Hahahaha! It's so decided, from now on, the two of us are in the light and the other in the dark, and jointly govern our prosperous Tang Dynasty, I'm interesting enough, Lao Li. If you don't give an order or pass on F12 now, I'll take you by default!

Hey, there are really not many kind-hearted people in the world like me who take the rise and fall of the world as their own responsibility! Hey, hey, hey~~~ ruthless~~~ hahahaha! (A Liang: I've seen shameless, I've never seen such a shameless person, I want to build an underworld, and I make myself so high-sounding, should I let the people cut the ribbon for you at the ribbon-cutting ceremony after the gang was successfully created, and then give you a picture of "Mingguang Dazheng"!) It's really that what should be that and what should be established. Li Tianyu: If you want to take care of it, are you jealous of Ben Shao, but Ben Shao can consider asking Lao Li to give me a plaque of "all for the people" or "building a gang for the public and developing for the people"! Liang: --! I'm @#~¥! %*&… But although the future is bright, the question is whether this road is too tortuous and twisty? Lao Tzu hasn't mixed this before, and I've only watched a few episodes of movies and the villain of the Three Realms or the Six Dao Refining, and it seems that the fate of those bosses is a little ......

On the other hand, our great revolutionary ancestor Liu Hulan once said, "If you are afraid of death, you are not a *** member!" "NND, Lao Tzu can survive suicide, and it will definitely not be so easy to die again! Dry! But Lao Tzu seems to have heard that the previous young master Bao'er was very wooden, and his personality was not ordinary introverted, a bit like Lin Daiyu, hey, sure enough, such people are generally short-lived, but, from now on, the rest of your fate will be rewritten by Lao Tzu for you, and you can rest in peace, well, I accidentally pulled away again.

However, under the influence of Li Baoer, it seems that there is no power at all now, NND, fortunately, I now have a provincial governor and the secretary of the provincial party committee, plus a father of the governor of the second grade of the provincial military district (damn, it's really long), and I must make good use of this popular resource. Yes, and the pro-soldiers, these are all good instructors for free!

NND, all the people with lofty ideals in Datang, you wait for Ben Shao's call, and follow Ben Shao to eat and drink spicy food in the future, oh, no, let's contribute to the cause of Datang's revolutionary construction together! Roar~~~~Roar~~~~!

"Young master, what's wrong with you, young master, what's wrong with your throat, is it uncomfortable, and why are you in such a strange pose, look, the quilt has fallen to the ground!"

Facing the young master who was half-lying on the bed, his right hand clenched into a fist and swung in a counterclockwise direction, and his left hand was clapped and kept patting his mouth, our pandan MM was about to cry.

"No, it's nothing, the most difficult move in the young master's practice of Tai Chi - turn around and carry the hammer. When will I teach you, it is very useful for women's self-defense! ”

It's noisy, when did you forget this stubble, and the image of Ben Shao's polite and polite gentleman has been greatly reduced.

"No, no, don't learn, slave. With the young master and the Li Mansion protecting the slave maid, the slave and maid are safe enough. Are you really okay, young master? At first, the slave thought you were stuck in the throat with a fish bone, but it seems that the kitchen has not stewed the fish yet!"

Obviously, Xianglan MM didn't believe the young master's words very much.

Hey, sometimes it's a bit troublesome for women to be too smart!

"Ah~ah~ah~ah~ah~! Oh, you see, the young master's tone and timbre are fine, and now it's not a problem to sing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau to you! ”

"Believe, slave and maid, as long as you stop talking nonsense, young master, slave and maid will believe everything!"

"Hey, okay, you immediately go and urge the young master to stew that fish in the kitchen, what kind of world?" Li Tianyu viciously ordered Xianglan.

"Yes, slave and maid obey!"

It's noisy, women are not afraid of being beautiful, they are afraid that they are not only beautiful but also smart. Didn't someone say that beautiful women are cultured and are not afraid to fight all over the world.

It seems that it is better to find a simple horse in the future. It is also necessary not to cause a ** cold war. But I haven't thought about hanging a few horses yet, of course I can't have just one, even Wu Zetian can't, (A Liang: You want to, but it is estimated that after she becomes the emperor, you will be seventy or eighty.) Li Tianyu: That's why Lao Tzu said that even Wu Zetian can't do it. Otherwise, I would feel sorry for this age of polygamy. Hehe, just based on our family background, appearance, and cultural employment, what, I don't have a cultural appointment? It's noisy, although there are not 300 Tang poems in this young association, how can there be a small 299 poems, at least 4567890 or so. Otherwise, I'm really sorry for myself. Hahahaha~~~~~ "Young master, the fish is stewed." ”

"Oh, so fast."

Could this little girl be able to take a microstep? Every time, it shows up when it shouldn't be.

"When the slave maid went to the kitchen, she happened to meet the maid who came to deliver fish to the young master."

"Oh, I see."

I said, "Why is it so fast?" Banana Barra, almost made Lao Tzu determined to get up at five o'clock every morning to tie sandbags and run 20 kilometers with weights.

Well, yes, why does this fish look like a carp is not a carp, a crucian carp is not a crucian carp, it can't be a hybrid carp of carp and crucian carp, right? Could it be that the current level of science and technology is so developed that even sweet and sour carp can be made. (Audience: Halo, the loin of the sweet and sour loin is this loin, not the deformed carp you said.) Old illiterate! Wow, it tastes good. What kind of civilized person is pretending to be noisy! So Li Tianyu once again finished the fish and the fish soup with lightning speed, and then picked up a longer fish bone and used it as a toothpick to pick his teeth. I didn't realize that there was a smart and beautiful maid MM standing next to me.

"What's wrong with this, young master, it's always weird lately, it's completely different from before, when you see a fish, it's usually just a matter of moving two chopsticks and drinking a bowl of soup to end up. How can you be so passionate now? Didn't you just eat it once the day before yesterday? "Of course, if you think about these words, our pandan MM doesn't dare to say it.

"Young Master, have you eaten enough? Do you want to tell the kitchen to stew another one. ”

"Well, eight points full, just right. Ah, the young master only cared about eating for himself, and forgot to leave some for you. Li Tianyu said hypocritically embarrassedly.

If you make trouble, you have to change the topic, or you won't be embarrassed to death by what you just eat, you know, this son is a Sven person! (Director: The lines are wrong, it's not "Ben Gongzi", it's "Ben Young Master"!) Li Tianyu: It's okay, my taste has been upgraded. Director: It's noisy, I won't give you a bonus. Li Tianyu: I realized that I was wrong, spare me this time, don't dare next time...... "Young master, you are laughing, how dare the slave and maid eat with the young master? The slave and maid will remove these now. Young Master, go on and get some rest. ”

"Well, Ben Shao is going to see my mother now. You can go ahead and do what you're supposed to do, and leave me alone. ”

"Yes, slave and maid obey."

Hey, such a cute little girl is so pitiful, she is destined to open her mouth and close her mouth to call herself a slave in the future. If this is released to future generations, maybe it will still be a non-mainstream little girl born in the 90s who is worried about early love by her family day by day. Who says everyone is equal. Do I want to be a pioneer in the liberation of women, the secretary general of the Datang Women's United Foundation, hey, am I going to bear this honor, do I bear it, or do I bear it? Well, in that case, then I'll do it.

However, she was lucky to become Young Master's maid. (Liang: Bendang?) I think it's the hero of Les Miserables.,No.,The master's mother.。 Well, don't say anything, try to be nice to her in the future. Hey, there is really nothing to say about the character of this young master. (The audience collectively foamed at the mouth and fainted!) ************************** Li Tianyu + crows flew over*****************************