When it comes to early love, you have to say where the donkey's nickname comes from, as the saying goes, the five nirvana of men to pick up girls, Pan-Xian-Deng-Xiao-Donkey, the first few hawkers don't know whether the donkey is qualified, but the last one, hey, it's embarrassing to mention it!

Discovered the secret of the donkey or a group of half-grown children went to the mountains and lakes to bathe, a group of junior high school little hairy people admired the donkey, but they were young at the time, they didn't know what this thing was for, so they only gave the donkey a nickname to humiliate him, but the donkey through tireless study, finally found the usefulness of his advantages. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Finally, when the hawkers were obsessed with the virtual characters of street fighters, the donkey attacked the little girl in the class, but the girl chose the daughter of the head teacher, Ren Shuyu, who is known as the class flower, a very beautiful name, but her father, the name of the head teacher of the hawker is a little stumbling, called Ren Shuihong, what a broken name!

History is always strikingly similar, Ren Shuyu, as the class flower, the daughter of the head teacher, learns to look good, but in response to the bad saying that men are not bad and women don't love, the bad bag of the donkey doesn't know how to get into the girl's heart.

In order to show his intentions, Ren Shuyu took advantage of the time when his father went to attend the excellent teacher conference to bring the donkey home, ready to meet his sweetheart frankly.

But in the dark, he had his own decision, and Lao Ren, that is, Comrade Ren Shuihong, remembered that he had forgotten to bring something halfway to the conference, so he turned back and got it.

Then Comrade Lao Ren saw a scene at home that he couldn't believe, his usually well-behaved and lovely daughter was attacked on second base by the bad boy at the end of the crane in the class, and he was so angry that he fainted at that time, but after waking up, Lao Ren did not make a public announcement for his own reputation and his daughter's reputation.

So the donkey stayed in school and was not expelled, but the next year, for the donkey, it can almost be described as hell, every time the class has any dirty work, the donkey is round, every time the old Ren has a class, the donkey is very conscious to stand outside the classroom, becoming a beautiful scenery of the school!

Lacking in the knowledge level of junior high school students, everyone didn't know how to describe what happened to the donkey, but later after reading several martial arts novels by Cha Dashen, we had a very poetic description of the donkey's situation at that time: he was horizontal, the bright moon shone on the river, he was strong, and the breeze caressed the mountain!

When the two children chatted with the hawker, the donkey and the kidney deficiency came, the kidney deficiency was dressed in pink, more and more enchanting, the donkey was a lot more serious, and he looked very many, but these two appeared together, and it was inevitable that others would not have a reverie when they saw it!

Looking at the dishes on the table, the two of them unceremoniously made a meal first, and the vendor handed a cigarette over, "Eat slowly, are you two starving ghosts reincarnated?" ”

The donkey took the peddler's cigarette, waved his hand for kidney deficiency and didn't ask for it, and took out a pack of 520 points from his pocket.

The donkey spat comfortably and squinted at Erxiao and the hawker, "Why did you two think of calling us two to eat, and you are such a polite table?"

The second child leaned back, "There are too many dishes, and I can't finish eating, so I called you two"

Kidney deficiency threw a wink at the second child, "I'll just say that you two are okay and won't think of us"

Erxiao flicked the table with his fingers, "Come on, you two didn't remember the time when you two ate and drank spicy food, I didn't remember that I wasn't"

Watching the three of them hit each other, the peddler suddenly felt that it would be good if he handed over the task of purchasing to the donkey, but he didn't know if he had a job.

At the moment, the vendor lit the table, "Donkey, what are you doing at home now?" ”

Donkey's depressed snort "Don't mention it, shame"

"Damn, what kind of job, it's shameful to sell insurance?"

Kidney deficiency glanced at the donkey, and then replied to the vendor, "It's not about selling insurance, although one person sells insurance, and the whole family is shameless, but the donkey is now the city management, and he bullies the stall every day."

The peddler was stunned for a while, and he didn't see where the donkey had combat effectiveness except for that place, "It's not bad, what's the shame of the chengguan, you can still be a civil servant if you mix well?"

The donkey waved his hand, "It's a big city, we are a small place, just a few rice bowls, which is my turn to serve this small citizen, if it weren't for the family entrusted me with the relationship, the money was spent, I didn't go, I was poked and scolded every day, you care, they all know, no matter what, the leader scolds the head, it's really a mouse in the bellows, the two ends are angry, I am also a day. Dogs."

The peddler smiled, "Then I have a job here, do you want to do it?" ”

The donkey was a little entangled for a while, and the second son saw that the hawker had made up his mind to pull his disciples, so he hurriedly hugged the donkey, "This is still Nima tangled with a ball, do you know why I can drive a BMW?" It's all Dabao's guidance."

"What?" The donkey and the kidney deficiency screamed at the same time, and then looked at the vendor in disbelief, the donkey's lips trembled, and the kidney deficiency Xizi held his heart, "Dabao, what you said is true?" ”

The vendor nodded, "Well, but it can't be regarded as doing it for me, I have a company above, but I am in charge of our area, and I can't be busy, so I will give some work to the second son to help"

The donkey hurriedly took a cigarette and respectfully lit it to the vendor, "I'll go, so you're still a regional manager, what kind of company are you, a regional manager's dog legs can drive a BMW"

The second child knocked on the table hard, "How do you talk, who is a dog?"

The donkey didn't bite him, waiting for the hawker's answer, the hawker shook his head, "You can't tell the name of the company, don't ask more in the future, you just make money"

Erxiao slapped the table again, "That's it, why are you okay to ask so much, you can't grasp such a good opportunity, but don't blame us for not mentioning you, so in a word, do it or not, do it, make a fortune together in the future, don't do it, then let's continue to drink, don't delay Dabao's time, busy."

Although what the second son said was very imposing, the donkey and kidney deficiency were not angry in the face of the BMW, and the donkey glanced at the BMW outside the window and nodded fiercely, "Dry"

The second son picked up the wine glass and touched the donkey, "Isn't this right, we are not kidney deficiency, why are we mother-in-law, mother-in-law, come, drink one"

The donkey respectfully touched the second child, he knew that after drinking this glass of wine, everyone would be colleagues, only the kidney deficiency looked at the hawker with a charming face, "Dabao, do you think you need a life steward?" ”

The peddler turned his face to the side, "Eat, don't disgust me"

Kidney deficiency twisted his body, "Hmph, people still continue to take care of other people's beauty shops, and don't get involved in the affairs of you stinky men"

The hawker and the donkey "vomited...", this lethality is too great, Rao has known each other for so long, and everyone still hasn't been able to adapt to this product 100%.

Now that the donkey has made up his mind to join the gang, after drinking three glasses of wine, the donkey asked the first question: "Dabao, which aspect of the matter do you want me to be responsible for?" ”

The vendor took out the list and said, "Set up a company first, and then help me buy things, this is your first task"

The donkey took the purchase list, the more he looked at it, the bigger his eyes widened, and then he covered his chest and pressed the list, "I think it's good to set up a company first, it's all mechanical things, I don't understand, I have to find a few helpers"

The hawker waved his hand, "whatever you want, I don't have any cash on me, Xiao, first give him 200,000 yuan to spend, and after the company is established, I will pay this week's money to his account, donkey, I can tell you, follow me to earn as much money as you want, I don't care if you take a kickback, or if you are invited to take a bath, but my only requirement is that the things you purchase must meet my requirements, otherwise I won't talk about the rest of the things, and I will be hurt and angry."

The donkey nodded with a serious face, "Don't worry, I'm measured, you lost your job, that is, everyone lost their job, I can still handle this weight"

"Well, that's good, let's continue to drink, you hurry up, tomorrow hurry up and go to Dacheng to recruit a few graduates, now is the time for college students to graduate, it's good to recruit people"

The donkey nodded, "Okay, I'll go early in the morning, but you can let the second child give me a week's payment, isn't it a little less, add more"

Without waiting for the hawker to speak, Erxiao began to hit him, "I'll go, this is still less, do you know how much I started when I started, 100,000, just 100,000, you can get 5 million now It's too little"

Donkeys and kidney deficiency "poof... Million? A week? Dabao, what the hell are you doing? (To be continued.) )