"You just have to forgive me, I'm going home tonight, and I'll help you make three live fish to eat, okay?"

Xu Yan's words rang in Zhong Ming's ears, and she couldn't help rolling her eyes, this bastard thing was polite, but did she dare not agree?

Because it's not really about fishing, it's about robbers!

"I forgive you, but I'm not very good at eating live fish, you have to teach me. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhong Ming said, his voice fluttering, difficult to distinguish between joy and anger.

"Wife, are you willing to forgive me?" Xu Yan said in surprise.

"Yes!"

"No remorse?"

"No repentance."

"Promise me that if you repent, you will give me ten or eight sons in the future."

The corners of Zhong Ming's lips twitched, and her face began to turn black again, this bastard thing, when she is a sow, she still gives birth to ten or eight sons, she will not give birth to any of them, otherwise she will be like him, she will not be to death.

Suddenly, Zhong Ming reacted, her cheeks couldn't help but turn red, and she secretly spat herself, "Phew, bah, what do you want Zhong Ming!" ”

"Wife, if you don't speak, I'll take you as a promise." Xu Yan said again, but when Zhong Ming objected, he said directly, "I'll tell you how to eat three live fish." ”

On the other end of the walkie-talkie, Zhong Ming was shocked and gestured to Ji Xu, who nodded his head to indicate that he was listening.

"Wife, eat three live fish, pay attention to a heat, cut the fish into three sections and put them in the pot, so that they can be naturally distributed, then the heat is wrong, you want to find a way, leave the last two sections behind the pot, and the first section in the front, so that the heat before and after is naturally different, and the taste is just right..."

Xu Yan explained the location of the robbers in the car by talking about the method of making fish, and then reminded emphatically: "By the way, there seems to be no salt at home, you must remember to buy a bag in advance, otherwise you won't have to cook anything." ”

This is obviously telling Zhong Ming that there are three people in the car, but there are still people outside the car, and the people outside must be dealt with first, otherwise everything will be stopped.

When Zhong Ming heard what she said, she suddenly understood, nodded and said, "I know, I will buy salt in advance, I will prepare the dishes and wait for you, you must come back." ”

Just when Zhong Ming was about to hang up, Xu Yan suddenly said, "Wait a minute! ”

"What else?"

"Wife, I'm so scared, can you kiss me?"

“…”

Zhong Ming listened to him and was reluctant to say more than half a word to Xu Yan, but for fear that the three bandits would become suspicious, she still confessed, and then cut off the communication.

When everything was over, Xu Yan handed the walkie-talkie to the black mole man and said, "Big brother, thank you so much, thanks to you, my wife and I can reconcile." ”

The black mole man shook his head and asked him to return to his seat, because of the previous words, he had completely dispelled his suspicions, thinking that Xu Yan was just an ordinary person.

Just as Xu Yan turned around and was about to return to his seat, the robber at the back of the car suddenly said, "Hey, no, I clearly remember that the three live fish were eaten separately, not together." ”

"You're mistaken." Hearing this, Xu Yan stopped and frowned slightly.

"Impossible, I used to be a cook, I don't know how many times I have eaten live fish, how can I be wrong?" The robber retorted.

Xu Yan was slightly stunned, his heart said that there is really everything in this world, and he met three robbers, one of them was actually a cook, you are a cook who is not good at cooking, and what is the hijacking of the learner.

If it is an ordinary person, he will definitely be very flustered when he encounters this situation, but what kind of person is Xu Yan, in the face of this sudden situation, he just rolled his eyes, and said calmly: "I didn't expect my eldest brother to have such skills, but what you said is a homely practice, we are from the Northeast, and in that pimple, live fish are eaten three times like this, and my wife loves to eat the fish I make the most." Xu Yan explained, seeing that the cook robber's doubts gradually disappeared, he thanked him: "Thank you for letting me talk to my wife just now." ”

Xu Yan used to pretend to be forced to play tricks, but he really worked hard, and he dabbled in the dialects of many places.

Saying this, the doubts that had just arisen in the black mole man slowly disappeared, Xu Yan saw this, turned around and returned to his seat, sat down next to Xiaobao's mother again, felt her trembling and scared, and patted her lightly twice.

"I don't know what Zhong Ming will do when I turn around?" Xu Yan sat in his seat, thinking wildly, curious about what kind of action they would take later, and what role he would play in it.

"Smack!"

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly there was a startling sound of wood slapping on the table in the whole carriage, and then it was Bao Qingtian's majestic voice, "Be bold and don't call the people from the real thing..."

This sudden sound made the faces of the three bandits blue, and the cook robber among them trembled under his feet, and almost fell to the ground softly, and the entire carriage was suddenly silent, only Bao Qingtian's impassioned voice was echoing, which made people's ears numb.

"This is too talented!"

The corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched, and his stomach rolled with laughter, he couldn't imagine that Zhong Ming and the others would actually use this method to attract the attention of the robbers, but even he had to admit that this method was extremely effective.

Sure enough, the black mole man frowned and scolded: "What's going on, Sanzi, go and see, what's going on outside?" ”

The third son of the cook and robber nodded, walked behind Xu Yan, opened the curtain beside him, and looked outside.

At this time, the car was in the field, and the line of sight was open, and the eyes of the three sons suddenly widened at a glance.

"Oh, my mother, woman... Woman..."The third son stammered, and his eyes widened.

"What's the situation, Sanzi?" The black mole man wondered, very curious, but he also knew what he and the others were doing now, so he forced the urge to look over and asked.

"Boss, look, there's a woman outside." Miko pointed out the window and shouted excitedly to the black mole man.

"Woman, your sister, what nonsense are you talking about, hurry up and talk about things, what's going on down there?" The black mole man glared at Sanzi fiercely and said.

"No, I didn't lie to you, boss, there is really a heroine, she rides a horse, wears ancient clothes, and wears a fiery red cloak, and holds a sword in her left hand..."

The black mole man was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Woman? Riding a horse? Mention the sword, do you think this is acting in the film and television city? ”

"Is there such a thing?" When the other robber in front heard this, he was also curious, and walked quickly towards Sanzi, and came to the back row of the conference room in three or two clicks.

The black mole man was in a sluggish state, and he didn't care about the robber for a while, when the robber walked quickly, for a moment, his body blocked the black mole man's sight, Xu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, knowing that the opportunity was coming, his left hand suddenly stretched out, and made a decisive move!

ps: It's the end of the month, and the monthly pass will no longer be invalidated, ask for a monthly pass! (To be continued.) )