Chapter 162: The old man wants to treat him to barbecue
Whether it was Dugu Zhu who had not yet fallen into the Qimen Dun Jia, or the team of officers and soldiers who died under his sword, or Song Jiang and others who were desperately surrounding the formation and shooting at the air, and rushing to Dugu Zhu around the land of the cow. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I didn't notice that in a col that I had turned over here, there was an old man chopping wood with a badly worn axe.
And beside the pyre, there was an old ox, pulling a dilapidated ox cart, chewing on the weeds on the roadside, and occasionally spitting like an alpaca.
The old man muttered while chopping firewood: "Look at this day, it's dark!"
But no matter how dark it is, you have to finish these dead trees!
Today's little grandson in the family still has to rely on the firewood from these trees to exchange rice for grain, but he doesn't dare to be lazy! ”
At this time, a bush not far away had just emerged, and the two minions who were guarding this side had just seen the old man and heard what he said.
One of the minions was about to go over and stab the old man, but was stopped by another: "What do you want?" ”
"A knife in the past killed him, so as not to spoil the leader's big thing!" The minion who was trying to go over and slaughter the old man said.
"What did you do to kill him? As long as he is an old man in the country, he can do a lot of damage, and besides, this place is separated from the leader by a mountain, and the sound of chopping wood here can't be heard, what is in your way? ”
The one who stopped him was obviously moved by compassion, and he didn't want such an innocent old man to lose his life for no reason.
Then he said: "Besides, you didn't listen to what he just said, there is a little grandson at home who is waiting for him to pull firewood home to exchange rice and grain, in case the old man is gone, the little grandson at home must not starve to death, can you bear it?" ”
Belch! The minions who were stopped were stunned by his question, and then whispered with some shame: "You are not a good man, you are a good man, which one is not like murder, why no one thinks about things like you." ”
"Look at our Sun Erniang and Sun Leader, in the past, the family opened a black shop, and there were no three hundred in her hands, not to mention that there must be two hundred lives in her hands, that is what a good man should do!"
The minion thrust the knife back into its sheath in hatred: "But since I went up the mountain with you, how many people have I killed?" The last time you fought Qingzhou, you secretly hid the wounded officers and soldiers in the grass and thought I didn't see it?
The blood on your knife is all stained on the ground with a knife, and it is very useless! is still desperately pulling me not to let me kill, how can I be a good man if I don't kill people! ”
"So far, I've eaten a lot of meat and drunk a lot of wine, but no one has killed a single one, and if I go on like this, we can still be regarded as bandits!"
The person who stopped him covered his mouth suddenly: "If you talk again, you will alarm that old man, then you have to kill someone, but you can't bear to do it?"
The old man's family still has a little grandson waiting for him to go back to buy rice and grain! ”
The one who was covered with his mouth desperately broke away and shouted in a low voice: "I am quiet, I can't be quiet!"
In the end, you are a brother or I am a brother, why do you always let me listen to you, I want to be a hero!
If you don't kill people, how can you be a hero! ”
"When we came out, my mother said, I have read for two years, let you listen to me, did you forget?"
This is a kind bandit with a silly bandit!
And they are two strange thieves who have no lives in their hands, one desperately wants to try the feeling of killing, and thinks that it is a hero to drink a lot of wine and eat meat and kill more!
One is desperately trying to stop another thief from killing, it seems that it is still a village and a mother, okay! If a bandit doesn't kill people, is he still a bandit?
All right! In fact, the old man who had been paying attention to them also felt that they were not suitable for the great and promising profession of bandits.
Therefore, the old man looked at the sunset that was about to set, and then sighed and said: "The sun has gone down, I am a little sleepy, I really want to sleep!" ”
The old man's voice was full of exhaustion, his voice was gloomy, and he felt that he would not be able to swing the badly worn broken axe in his hand in the next moment.
I don't know why, when the two minions heard the old man's voice, they couldn't help but look up at the sun that was about to go down.
I have never thought that the sun can be so wonderful, the dusk sunset will not set, and the last afterglow will spread out the country.
Calm down, you can feel a real self, and these two minions, after seeing the sunset, calm down and feel not another self, but deep exhaustion, thick sleepiness.
Suddenly, they felt that the pile of firewood and grass next to the ox cart was a good place to sleep, at least the tiger that had just rushed out should not give up the old ox to eat the two of them after seeing the old ox.
Suddenly, the two minions who had just sat down on the edge of the firewood and grass pile and were about to fall asleep suddenly felt startled in their hearts, and the tiger ......
But that was their last thought when they were awake, and then they tilted their heads and fell asleep!
That's right!
They fell asleep in front of a tiger!
The tiger was very large, and it seemed to be a fierce tiger that had been entrenched here for many years, and it was now a little confused.
The prey in front of him was so strange, a man was chopping wood with a broken axe, ignoring his own arrival, and the slightest panic was not served.
and the old scalper who pulled the cart, who actually ignored his arrival to the extreme, still bowing his head and grazing, and didn't raise his head.
What's even more strange is that the two people in front of them, after seeing their arrival, still fell asleep very boldly and openly!
You can see yourself, right?
The tiger is a straight-headed person, and since he can't figure things out, he doesn't want to, and since there are two people sleeping in front of him, it's easy to keep his mouth shut.
But before it could reach the necks of the two sleeping men, it felt its head touched, and then it knew nothing.
"Good! I've never eaten tiger barbecue, and today the old man is addicted! ”
The old man turned and walked towards the ox cart, because there were ingredients for the barbecue.
Song Jiang looked at Duguzhu, who was rushing left and right in the middle of the lying cow land in the formation, and his body was like light smoke, and he was very useful to Wu Yong's sycophants.
"This person is very skilled, even the elder brother of the Gongsun of Zhuyun Long, who has returned to the mountain and retreated, is not as good as him.
If we face this person head-on, even if there are many of us, I am afraid that there will be heavy casualties, so we can only rely on the formation in Qimen Dunjia.
If the formation fails, we can only retreat!
However, since it is a book of heaven handed down by Xuannu Niangniang, the power of the formation is okay, now it depends on how long this book thief can last! ”
Wu Yong nodded: "Since this is the case, you can only rely on grinding!" Water droplets can also pierce stones, and iron pestles can also become needles, which is nothing more than time! ”
On the other side, the old man who chops wood is no longer chopping wood, he is skinning the tiger, and a fire has been built next to it, he is going to eat tiger meat barbecue today!
And maybe a treat! (To be continued.) )