The so-called celebrity, especially the celebrity in history, he is not popular for people in later generations, they are often in power or the division commanders, colleagues, and juniors around him continue to preach, and constantly admire, that is, they keep giving him compulsory advertising, and they are already celebrities when the parties are still alive, of course, there are not only celebrities like Gao Huan who have made war exploits, but also some other celebrities who are loved and taken care of by those in power.

Today is a big day, Er Zhurong held a feast for three days and three nights to celebrate Ge Rong's extermination (Ge Rong was beheaded by Emperor Ming after being sent to Luoyang), and specially invited famous opera actors from Beijing to come to help the fun. All the civil and military officials and senior generals who can reach Yecheng are gathered in Er Zhurong's Tianwang Mansion, only to see the traffic in front of the palace and people coming and going, rubbing shoulders with people and crowds, so lively.

Gao Huan was prescient, he didn't come by carriage (he vaguely guessed that the parking space was not easy to find), save trouble, he and Gao Yue, Li Erhu and others rode over with him, got off the horse in front of the door, turned around and said to the two: "Today, you are inconvenient to enter, just wait for me at the tea shop outside the door, eat and drink casually." I'll go in and socialize, and I'll be out in an hour. ”

As soon as he handed over the reins in his hand, he heard someone shouting behind him: "General Gao, don't come unharmed?" Gao Huan looked back and smiled, it turned out to be Sima Ziru and Sun Teng, and they made a salute ****: "Disrespectful and disrespectful, the two generals are also here today?" ”

"The two of us have been transferred back to Yecheng a few days ago, and I wanted to visit the house, but due to the busy handover of official business, I didn't care about it for a while, hahaha met here today, and it was also fate." Sima Ziru was full of smiles, he admired Gao Huan's performance in the Hebei Campaign this time, and he wanted to make friends with such potential stocks.

Sun Teng also said with a smile: "I'm not busy, but I heard that General Gao will also have a family reunion after he comes back, so I don't dare to bother, so let's wait for tomorrow to come to my house, and the three of us will have a drink." Then he whispered and pretended to be mysterious: "A few new courtesans in my house are also very good at 'kung fu', and if you don't believe it, you can check it." ”

"Haha, Lord Sun will joke. Then I might as well be respectful and obey my fate? Sima Ziru was very interested when he heard that there was a woman here. So I asked Gao Huan to go to Sun Teng's house to see it together.

Gao Huan was a little embarrassed by the warm invitation of the two, but it was difficult to refuse, so he had to nod and say, "You can also ......."

Before the banquet began, I watched the play, and saw that the garden was full of dignitaries, Gao Huan and the other three were trying to find a seat, and they didn't want to be shouted by He Batsheng, who was sitting on the second floor, so they followed Sima Ziru and Sun Teng and went up the stairs to the second floor.

On the second floor are either Er Zhurong's confidants or royal nobles, they don't know Gao Huan, and Gao Huan doesn't recognize them. Seeing Gao Huan coming upstairs in plain clothes, a white-faced fat man with fine skin and tender flesh and two mustaches screamed: "Yo, which prince and grandson are running around, it's too unruly, right?" Master Sima and Master Sun, can you both go up to the second floor now? This place is full of relatives of the emperor and the king. ”

Gao Huan was stunned at first when he heard this, and said in his heart If it wasn't for He Batsheng calling me, I wouldn't go up to the second floor, who is rare? Seeing Sima Ziru and Sun Teng looking embarrassed, Gao Huan saw this and said in his heart, it's okay for you to look down on me, but you can't joke with my friend, whatever. Just wanted to have a seizure, but saw Sun Teng grabbing him from behind, and replied: "What King Guangping said is very true, how can the villain He De go up to the second floor, I will leave immediately, and I will leave immediately......"

"What's the grind there, don't get out of here." I saw a thin man in his thirties and forties get up and scold. There is also a big mole on the left side of this thing's face, which is really ugly.

"I'm here today on the orders of the King of Heaven, and if you tell me to get out, I'll get out, what are you?" Gao Huan couldn't bear it anymore and scolded the thin man. The atmosphere instantly became tense.

"I'm Zhu Zhongyuan, the clan brother of the Heavenly King, you untouchable people naturally don't know Lao Tzu!" Er Zhu Zhongyuan had a proud look on his face, as if this Er Zhu Rong was his father.

"It turned out to be General Ning Yuan, disrespectful and disrespectful, and he had already heard of the way of making money in Shanxi, and he was willing to bow down." Sima Ziru was also full of anger when he saw that Gao Huan and himself were humiliated, and immediately ridiculed Er Zhu Zhongyuan.

This Er Zhu Zhongyuan was greedy for money and lustful, and was put into the local area by Er Zhu Rong, and when he coveted the family property of the local rich and landlord, he framed the people for rebellion, and embezzled all the family property of other people after the destruction of the family. Treating his subordinate Er Zhu Zhongyuan is also perverse and bizarre, especially knowing which of his subordinates' wives and concubines is beautiful, he has to come to the door to do good things with others, isn't this what a beast does, everyone dares to be angry and dare not speak out because of Er Zhurong's face, and they can't wait to eat his flesh and drink his blood in private.

Er Zhu Zhongyuan's face was red and white and speechless, and then He Batsheng hurriedly came out and said: "Everyone, don't get me wrong, let me introduce you, this is General Gao Xiangao, who won the battle of 10,000 people against Ge Rong's 100,000 main force in the Hebei Campaign. ”

"Since General Gao has come up to the second floor, then there is nothing to say, find a place to sit down." Erzhu Tianguang, who had not spoken before, said expressionlessly. Erzhu Zhongyuan and Yuan Yi were still resentful and wanted to speak wildly, but they were suppressed by Erzhu Tianguang: Today, the king of heaven has a banquet, and if you continue to make trouble, you will not give face to the king.

Gao Huan originally wanted to turn around and go downstairs with a lot of backbone, but he was pulled by Sima Ziru and Sun Teng, and He Batsheng persuaded him: "Today is the big day of the Heavenly King, we don't dare to defeat his Yaxing." Besides, since they are all colleagues, for the sake of the thin side below, there is no need to take this matter to heart. Then he pulled Gao Huan to the back seat and sat down.

Gao Huan sat in the corner with a depressed face, except for He Batsheng, Sima Ziru, and Sun Teng, he almost didn't know the people on the second floor, and a feeling of being at a loss made him very uncomfortable. Fortunately, Sun Teng likes to tell some of his own meat jokes, so the atmosphere is gradually relaxed.

The performance of this play is estimated to be very good, and everyone upstairs and downstairs applauds from time to time. Gao Huan didn't understand it at all, but he also pretended to be very expert and cheered, the so-called layman watched the excitement. I saw a woman on the stage dressed very enchantingly, drawing eyebrows and sideburns, applying three points of color, and showing seven points of brilliance, which attracted those sons upstairs and downstairs to whistle and seduce. Dare to love this ancient literati who flirted with beautiful women like this.

Gao Huan is not that interested in the kind of women who sing big dramas like big flower faces, he likes women without makeup, cute and gentle, and a little bit of the arrogance of a wild girl, such as Xiao Ruyi.

The woman on the stage retreated backstage, and this group of sloppy pig buddies all took their saliva and gradually quieted down to watch the play, about half an hour later, Gao Huan drank too much tea, and wanted to go to the toilet for convenience. He Batsheng got up and said, "I'll go to the back and clean my hands, and you sit down first." Then he got up and left.

This Zhurong Mansion is too big, Gao Huan came out of the downstairs, and after walking around the backyard for a long time, he was stunned and didn't find the sign of the toilet. A living person can't let urine suffocate to death, Gao Huan decided to find a corner where no one was there to solve it secretly.

Came to the edge of the warehouse behind the stage, the cheers of the people in front of him were not transmitted, but obviously no one would come here, Gao Huan couldn't hold back any longer, lifted the placket and opened the crotch of his pants, wow~~, this is refreshing. Gao Huan raised his head and squinted his eyes, enjoying the pleasure of pouring thousands of miles.

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from the warehouse: "My lord, don't be like this, the little woman doesn't sell her art...... I'm calling people like this...... My lord," casually the sound of pots and pans scattered on the ground.

"Huh? Who is this molesting women and trying to do good things? This thought flashed through Gao Huan's mind instantly, and a curiosity to find out drove him to put up his pants and come to the door of the warehouse. (Voyeurism is what everyone wants to do most but dare not do) was about to push the door in, only to hear a familiar voice screaming inside: "Little hoof, aren't you just a person who comes out to sell?" What kind of high is this with you? Come over and let the master defeat the fire......" Then there was another sound of something spilling on the ground and the woman kept calling for help.

"If you shout again, Lao Tzu will stab you to death!" A grim voice remembered. There was no movement in the room for a moment.

Gao Huan couldn't hold back any longer, and said in his heart: "Fooling around in the Heavenly King's Mansion, it's still such a big day today, I want to see who is so bold." Then he kicked the door of the storeroom open and strode into the house.

I saw Er Zhu Zhongyuan holding a Niu Er sharp knife, and the upper body **** was standing aside in a daze, Guangping Wang Yuanyi was also shirtless at this time, wearing a pair of underwear, and pressed on a woman with a lewd look, the woman's clothes had already been torn by Yuan Yi, and the upper body was almost naked, her hands were protected on her chest, the skirt of her lower body was also pulled high, and a pair of white and tender thighs were bent and wanted to kick away the person on her body.

Seeing Gao Huan standing at the door with a fierce look, Er Zhu Zhongyuan was stunned for a moment, and then scolded angrily: "Get out, is this where you came?" Don't spoil Lao Tzu's Yaxing. After that, he shook the sharp knife in his hand, he thought that Gao Huan was just a straw bag general from the middle of the bunch, and he could be scared casually with his own identity.

Yuan Yi also got up from the woman, and said with a displeased face: "It's really unlucky, I met your broom star everywhere, and I defeated the master's Yaxing." The woman quickly got down from the table and straightened her clothes, looking at Gao Huan with a pleading face.

"You two have really lost the face of the king, but as nobles, there is no woman in your house for your pastime? I have to make a singing scene in the Heavenly King's Mansion, and I use a knife to compare with me. Are you scaring me? Gao Huan looked at the two with disdain and contempt and sarcastically.

"What kind of thing are you, dare to teach Lao Tzu a lesson?" Er Zhu Zhongyuan looked like an unreasonable barbarian, holding a sharp knife and gesturing at Gao Huan.

Gao Huan has not experienced any swords and swords in the battle all these years, and a sharp knife wants to kill me? Gao Huan said angrily in his heart, then turned around to dodge the knife, reached out and grabbed Er Zhu Zhongyuan's hand holding the knife, and the other hand stuck his neck, pinching it hard, and this Er Zhu Zhongyuan was stuck and rolled his eyes. Yuan Yi saw that the situation was not good, so he ran out of the warehouse avoiding Gao Huan, shouting as he ran: "Kill, Gao Huan kill!" ”

Gao Huan didn't care about Yuan Yi and fled, grabbed Er Zhu Zhongyuan's neck and pulled him out of the warehouse, and kicked him hard in the ass, and Er Zhu Zhongyuan fell into a dog eating shit. Gao Huan said viciously and loudly: "Get out!" Don't see you in me! ”

Er Zhu Zhongyuan got up and ran, ran to the corner and turned around to Gao Huan and said, "Boy, don't be crazy! Wait, and I will go to the king of heaven and sue you. "I slipped away without looking back.

Gao Huan's pleasure after revenge made him feel very satisfied, and he laughed happily: "If you fall in love, you will go to it, Lao Tzu is waiting for you!" ”

A timid voice came from behind him: "Little girl, thank you for your help, please accept my worship." ”

Gao Huan turned around and saw that the woman's face was full of pear blossoms and rain, her clothes were disheveled, and she looked pitiful and pitiful, seeing that she was going to bow down to herself, Gao Huan hurriedly stepped forward to help her up, and said politely: "Where does the girl say, I think a man will stand up and uphold justice when she encounters this kind of thing." Seeing that the woman's upper body was still almost naked, Gao Huan immediately took off his coat and covered her.

After that, the woman got up and raised her head and whispered to Gao Huan: "My lord, you are so righteous, the little girl doesn't know how to thank you." ”

It's okay that this woman doesn't look up, this time she looks up, Gao Huan and her eyes are facing each other, and she was instantly impressed by the woman's beauty, her big eyes are flickering, her melon seed face is willow eyebrows, and her cherry mouth is matched with this slender figure. Gao Huan smiled awkwardly: "The girl is polite, I don't know the girl's surname?" ”

"The slave's surname is Zheng, and his stage name is Dache. She is the master of the troupe here. The woman replied softly and shyly.

"Oh, you still have a stage name...... Gao Huan is rarely attracted to women, and he looks like a pig brother, today this Zheng Dache is one.