Chapter 248: There is no spell, only deception
Of course. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Of course, that's fine. After Li Chen said the answer, the audience was finally relieved and began to celebrate his escape, full of joy.
But Li Chen didn't finish speaking, no one heard half of what Li Chen didn't say, but it didn't matter, Li Chen looked at the pair of Taoist masters and apprentices with a sneer, of course there was no problem, if there was a problem, teach that Taoist priest how to be a person every second.
'Master..., what are we going to do now?' Seeing that the exorcism was successful, the apprentice breathed a sigh of relief, and he couldn't imagine that he would hunt geese all day long, and eventually call geese peck. Pretending to be a ghost all day long, I was almost taken by a real ghost today. It's finally okay now.
However, the apprentice squinted at the master beside him. However, whether it's okay or not depends on his master. He was scared enough today, and he really didn't want any twists and turns. Then again, don't blame him for having little respect for his master.
If his master really had the ability, he wouldn't be like this. Since he has been secretly deceived all day long, don't blame this apprentice for not respecting him very much. In fact, he didn't want to do this for a long time, if it weren't for this master, in fact, he was his uncle, and his nephew would have left him a long time ago and went to find another job, and it was not always a way to do this all day long.
This line of work is actually very rich, as long as you have a good hand of Jianghu spells, plus a mouth, you can almost mix food and clothing, and then like his master, or his uncle, mix brocade clothes and jade food, and a silk satin, there is no difficulty at all.
It's just that it's still a lie after all. deceived many fools and fools, and made him feel uncomfortable. If it weren't for the death of his father, who was in debt and sold his land, he wouldn't have lived with his uncle. When his father was alive, he hated him the most as an uncle, and always said that he was just lacking in virtue and doing too much, so he would never have children.
Is it time to persuade the uncle to stop, this nephew suddenly thought like this. Because he looked at his master, his face was not good-looking, maybe he could take the opportunity to persuade him to stop?
'Pack up your things, let's get out first.' The fake Taoist priest's face was ugly, but he didn't have any plans to stop like his nephew and apprentice, and now he calmed down a little, he always felt that something was wrong, although he was unwilling to admit defeat, but the situation was not good, so he could only withdraw first.
Seeing that the pair of fake Taoist priests were still acquainted, Li Chen nodded, if the other party didn't withdraw, he would be ready to deal with the two of them, but that could only treat the symptoms, not the root cause, now that he is gone, it is best, next time if the other party dares to come again, he will not be as passive as today, and let them have no return when the time comes. By the way, I will shock the others.
'Block them first, uncle rest first.' Seeing that the people had withdrawn, Li Chen instructed the children to pack up their things, and then let them block those who were eager to come up and talk, or ask him to identify whether they really expelled the evil spirit.
"The mountain people are going to rest, let's go back first, now that the theater is fine, let's go back to the play." Li Chen flashed far away, huge and blocked. Li Chen first returned to the study he left for himself in the theater.
'Damn, you guy, when I needed you just now, you didn't come out, and now it's okay, so you came to drink my tea. As soon as Li Chen came back, he was happy, and saw Luo Yin in his study, looking at his collection of books, and making a pot of tea, and he was enjoying himself while drinking and watching, which made Li Chen angry.
I can't be blamed for that. Luo Yin said innocently, "At that time, we were comfortable in the sauna." After the end, I want to see the bustle. ’
I saw Li Jun acting in a good play. With an innocent expression and that ugly face, Li Chen suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of joy.
'What a show. Li Chen went to sit down next to him, grabbed the teapot, poured himself a cup, took a sip, and smashed his mouth, "This taste is still not too good." ’
Li Chen now handed over all the tea processing to a group of children as a natural science homework. Let them observe and experiment, how to deal with the tea will be better. This operation will last for a long time, and they will continue to experiment, how long the tea leaves in different seasons will be dried, and what kind of treatment will have the best flavor.
These require long-term observation, of course Li Chen didn't have that patience, and he didn't pay attention to how long this process took at the beginning, so he was lazy and handed it all over to the children as homework.
'Unexpectedly, Li Jun still knows spells, a person in the rivers and lakes? Luo Yin scoffed, "This brewing and tea making are also brewed with spells?" ’
'What a spell?' Li Chen frowned, "Do you want to say that I am also the kind of indiscriminate person who specializes in using spells to deceive people." Go, it's not people who are bullying me today, and I don't even bother to pay attention to them. ’
Besides, what kind of spell is there, I call it physics and chemistry, the principle of nature, as long as you understand the principle, anyone can use it. I don't want to misunderstand Luo Yin, Li Chen explained.
'How do you use it?' Luo Yin was very interested, "Well." As soon as Li Chen wanted to speak, a group of children screamed and rushed in.
'Stand upright. Li Chen snorted, "Uncle doesn't forbid you to make trouble, but how does Uncle usually teach, when you enter someone else's door, you must knock on the door first, and you must be polite." Also, don't stare, don't you see any guests? What to call? ’
'Hello Uncle Luo. The children greeted Luo Yin first, and then focused their eyes on Xiaohu and the puppy, the little tiger and the puppy felt a lot of pressure, and finally the little tiger slowly said, "Uncle, can you teach us spells." ’
'You dead children. Li Chen raised his forehead, "There is no magic in this world, at least your uncle has never encountered anything called magic, only deception." ’
'Uncle, you said you were also using a trick? ''It's just a simple physical and chemical technique. Li Chen shook his head, "Do you remember the class my uncle took with you before?" The children shook their heads, they couldn't remember what class they had to do with today, they hadn't taken a spell class.
'Uncle, is it the conservation of mass and energy?' Only Ah Mao's eyes lit up, and he thought thoughtfully, "Yes, it is the conservation of mass and energy." ’
Li Chen gave them physics lessons before, including Luo Qing and Gao Gao. Mass and energy are conserved, and Li Chen used a pendulum and coal to prove it to them.
The pendulum proves that kinetic energy and potential energy can be constantly converted, and then the pendulum can be exchanged into the water, so that they can understand that there is resistance in the air. The reason why the pendulum cannot swing all the time is affected by many external forces. The carbon before and after combustion is used to prove that friction generates heat, which is also a kind of consumption. But what does this have to do with spells?
It turns out that there can be no perpetual motion machine, if you want to harvest, you have to pay, and there is such a thing as magic, if it is not a deception, there is something behind it that you can't see. Like the kind of thing that has nothing to give, but there is something to gain, it is a deception. (To be continued.) )