Outside the station, the two of them were as messy as a wooden chicken in the wind, knowing that Xu Yan was really back, the two of them drove to pick him up excitedly, but when they arrived at the station, they pounced, Xu Yan released their pigeons, and went home alone

Snort!

The two of them gasped for breath, and there was anger in their eyes, even the wind in front of the station could not suppress the rough breath from the mouths and noses of the two of them, let alone extinguish the anger in their eyes.

It's too much, it's too much!

The two of them were angry, and after a short silence, they let out a chrysanthemum-like roar at the same time, "Xu Yan, you bastard, we're not done with you!" ”

"Call!" The chic face is iron-clad.

"Yes, call and scold him!" The big mouth agreed, and then he was embarrassed: "However, his mobile phone is still seized by the army, and he can't get through!" ”

"You're stupid, you can't get through to his phone, can't you call his house?" Chic slanted a big mouth, and reminded him angrily.

"Yes, yes..."

Big Mouth nodded again and again, then took out the phone and dialed Xu Yanjia's number.

The voice echoed in his ears, and he made a gesture with his big mouth, lowered his voice and said: "Ready, the phone is connected, make sure it is him who answers the phone, let's scold together!" ”

……

Xu Yan's house, living room.

Xu Yan sat on the sofa, watching TV comfortably, and Xu's mother was busy in the kitchen, helping him prepare food, which was so warm.

Just then, the phone rang, breaking the silence of the living room.

"Xu Yan, answer the phone!" Xu's mother shouted.

In fact, he didn't need to remind him, Xu Yan had already done this. He leaned over and looked at the caller ID. Seeing that it was a big mouth, his eyes rolled. The phone was connected, but he didn't speak.

The two people on the other end saw that the phone was connected, and they were ready at the same time, but they didn't immediately scold, because they weren't sure if it was Xu Yan who answered the phone.

After a stalemate of five or six seconds, seeing that the other party still didn't speak, he couldn't help but be anxious, and asked in a low voice, "How is it." Who answered the call? ”

"I don't know, there's no one on the other end of the phone?" Covering the phone with a big mouth, he replied in a low voice.

"Ask!" Chic expression.

Big Mouth nodded and asked, "Hey, is it Uncle Xu, is Xu Yan back?" ”

As soon as the big mouth here finished speaking, the corners of Xu Yan's lips cracked silently, revealing a treacherous arc, and said seriously: "You made a mistake." I'm not Uncle Xu, and I don't have a nephew like you. ”

Syllable!

Hang up!

Toot toot!

On the side of the big mouth, a blind voice sounded.

"It's wrong, it's impossible. I remember it was this number. "Big Mouth is confused.

"Fight again!" Chic urging.

Big Mouth dialed the phone again and asked, "Hey, is it Xu Yanjia?" ”

"Hey. Why are you again, I've already said it just now. I'm not your Uncle Xu, and I don't have a nephew like you... Hahaha! Xu Yan could still say a few words at first. But then he couldn't hold back anymore, and couldn't help laughing, and this smile suddenly revealed his stuffing.

"Xu Yan!"

On the other end of the phone, the two of them were stunned for a moment, and then gritted their teeth and roared, where did they not know, they were tricked by Xu Yan again, the two were angry, and were about to open their mouths to scold him, but the phone was hung up again.

The two of them suffered such a big loss, where were they willing to give up, dialed for the third time, and then Xu Yan didn't answer the phone, so several times in a row, the two of them were dumbfounded.

In the kitchen, Xu's mother heard the phone ringing all the time, but no one answered, so she couldn't help asking: "Xu Yan, who called, why didn't you answer!" ”

"Advertise, don't pay attention to him." Xu Yan replied casually.

When Xu's mother heard it, she didn't say anything, and quickly prepared the meal and brought it up, after Xu Yan saw it, she immediately moved her index finger and went directly to eat, Xu's mother slapped his palm, and said angrily: "Go wash your hands, it's not clean!" ”

"It's not clean, it's not sick!" Xu Yan was poor, but obediently went to the kitchen.

As soon as he left, the phone rang again, and Xu's mother whispered "Who is this", walked to the phone, and connected.

As soon as the phone was connected, the big mouth scolded angrily: "Xu Yan, you bastard who has suffered a thousand cuts, don't you refuse to answer the phone, if you have the ability, don't you answer it for the rest of your life..."

Xu's mother doted on Xu Yan, and when she heard someone scolding her son, she raised her eyebrows and asked, "Who are you, why are you full of foul language, didn't your parents teach you politeness?" ”

As soon as I heard Xu's mother's voice, Dazui was dumbfounded again, holding the phone with one hand, as if holding a hot potato, it was not to put it down, it was not to put it down, and it was not for more than a minute to listen to Xu's mother, so I had the opportunity to explain, "Auntie, I'm sorry, I thought it was Xu Yan, I didn't know it was you..."

"I don't know it's me, I don't know it's me, can I curse..."

followed by another burst of preaching, and the big mouth apologized again and again, and was about to collapse, and he wanted to hit the wall in a depressed way. Seeing that the situation was not good, Chic slipped aside early, ignoring the eyes of the big mouth asking for help, but stared at the billboards in front of the station, and found the original billboards for the first time, which were actually quite interesting.

Xu Yan was in the kitchen, looking at it with a smile, and seeing that it was almost over, Shi Shiran walked out and said, "Mom, who called and made you so angry?" ”

"Your fox friend." Mother Xu huffed.

"My friend, no." Xu Yan pretended to be surprised and took the phone and said, "Hey, which one?" ”

When he heard that the other end of the phone had changed, Dazui breathed a sigh of relief, and when he found that the phone was answered by Xu Yan, he said in a muffled voice: "Xu Yan, count you ruthless!" ”

"What are you talking about, I don't understand?" Xu Yan pretended to be confused.

Originally, the big mouth was ready to admit it, but when he heard Xu Yan say this at this time, the anger in his heart surged again, and he raised his voice and asked: "Xu Yan, you don't pretend to me, you won't understand what I say?" ”

"It's just that it's too much, we kindly went to the station to pick you up, but you let us pigeon, so it's not counted, you don't even answer our phone, and deliberately set a trap for Auntie to scold us, it's too unrighteous and unsophisticated." Xiao said on the side, when Xu Yan answered the phone, he also happened to finish studying the billboard, and walked back to Big Mouth, helping him crusade against Xu Yan together.

"Oh, you guys talking about going to the station." Xu Yan slapped his head, made a sudden appearance, and apologized again and again in his mouth, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, after I called, I was cold and hungry, so I came back alone, I was going to call you, but you also know that I don't have a mobile phone on me, and the driver's mobile phone happens to be out of battery, I just arrived home, and I was about to call you to inform you, so you called, by the way, did you go to the station, should you have already set off?" (To be continued.) )