Chapter 1260 The Fat Man Gets Shot

"Not easy to handle?!" Slim was stunned for a moment, and continued to ask: "Why did General Liu say this, and what is so difficult to deal with my injury, I was not injured in the first place!" ”

"It's just not hurt, it's not easy to deal with!" The fat man looked worried and sighed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"General Liu, tell me why." Slim looked at him as if he was thinking about himself, and he was really moved in his heart, at the critical moment, he was still an alumnus reliable!

"Your Excellency Lieutenant General, just now in front of all the reporters, you said that your leg was injured, and this is what is difficult to deal with!" The fat man continued with a serious tone: "These reporters like to get to the bottom of it, if you go to the military doctor to ask, you haven't treated your leg injury, your 'injury' ......"

The fat man said this, and stopped sighing very sophisticatedly, special mother, he has never seen such a false commander, since he wants him to help act, then okay, let's do it in a hurry, otherwise I'm so sorry for myself.

Slim was stunned, he was a smart man, and immediately thought of why the fat man said it was difficult to deal with.

These reporters are a bunch of idle guys who like to dig into people's privacy, and as the fat junior said, these reporters are likely to go to check the records of the military doctor, and may even ask others about his injury.

The people who knew about his injury process were his subordinates in the command headquarters, as well as the fat man's special combat team, and now his subordinates are left with the adjutant still alive, and his adjutant will lie for him in front of reporters, provided that it is a fat man's special combat team!

"Your Excellency Lieutenant General, rest assured, everything that sees the general's wounded person, as long as it is the fat man's person, you can rest assured, it is a complete problem, the fat man is more worried about the military doctor, and the evidence of dealing with the leg injury of the lieutenant general!" The fat man said completely from Slim's point of view, thinking about Slim.

"Otherwise......" Slim said suddenly, gritting his teeth and looking at his legs.

But before he finished speaking, the fat man preemptively sighed: "Your Excellency the lieutenant general really has a clever plan, to inflict some injuries on your leg, you can not only have a military doctor's certificate, but also avoid the reporter's secret investigation, it is really a brilliant plan!" ”

"Uh......" Lieutenant General Slim was dumbfounded, he wanted to say that the team doctor of the Flying Army would give him a certificate of being shot in the leg, but he didn't expect the fat man to be so direct.

But the fat man's words are not unreasonable, no, they are very reasonable.

"Take General Liu to give me a knife in my thigh, don't cut it shallowly, don't cut the main artery!" Slim said with a sad face, but in his heart he was still grateful to the fat man.

"No!" The fat man categorically vetoed it, and continued to say earnestly: "Your Excellency, Lieutenant General, you want to!" Since you want to do it, you have to do it for the real thing, and if you cheat, sooner or later it will be discovered by those reporters who can dig deep to find secrets, and then it will be bad! ”

"......" Lieutenant General Slim cried and looked at his thighs, feeling full of regret, why did he lie in front of reporters just now?

It's good now, this lie won't come back, and it seems that it will have to be stabbed.

"General Liu, do it!" Slim shook his heart and gritted his teeth and said fiercely.

If he is not ruthless to himself, it is endless trouble, if it weren't for the fat junior to give advice, even if he can hide now, sooner or later he will be ruined, and his career will be over.

"Don't worry, after a while, the fat man asked his subordinates to find the 38 big cover of the Japanese devil, and waited until the little devil paratroopers who surrounded the camp launched an attack, and the fat man took advantage of the dense gunfire to shoot you in the thigh......"

Before the fat man finished speaking, Slim's face turned pale and said, "It's not a knife, it's a gun?!" ”

"Yes, for the sake of realism, the fat man will leave His Excellency the Lieutenant General ten meters away and shoot!" The fat man nodded earnestly.

When Lieutenant General Slim heard this, he let out an "ah", and the whole person seemed to have lost his strength, and his butt slipped from the chair to the floor, and his butt blossomed, and the pain was cracking.

"Your Excellency, Lieutenant General!" With a look of surprise, the fat man hurriedly picked up Lieutenant General Slim, but he was happy to talk in his heart.

Seeing that you, the British, will only flee with the troops, making the positions of the National Government Expeditionary Force retreat again and again, and because they are tired of supporting you Brits, it is also strange that the pig teammates can do this part.

Now that Slim, the head of the British army in Burma, has fallen into his hands, he wants to vent his evil anger for the soldiers of the expeditionary force who died in battle to cover the British!

"General Liu, if you are so far away, what if you miss? Even if General Liu's marksmanship pierces Yang in a hundred steps, this thigh is next to the main artery, and no one is careful, I ...... I ......," Lieutenant General Slim said, trembling.

He wanted to pass out and everything was over, but he was too scared to faint.

"Your Excellency Lieutenant General, please rest assured, the fat man's marksmanship does not dare to say that he can penetrate Yang in a hundred steps, but he can still do it within ten meters without missing a bullet, not to mention that even if he hits His Excellency Lieutenant General's main artery, as long as the doctor of the flying army deals with it in time, he will definitely not let His Excellency the Lieutenant General bleed too much and have an accident!" The fat man patted his chest and promised.

"Alas, it seems that I can only ask General Liu to give me a shot, so that all the troubles can be calmed down, but in this matter, please also ask General Liu to keep a secret for me for the sake of the alumni of the Royal Military Academy of Sandhurst in the Great Yin Empire!" Lieutenant General Slim sighed.

"All for the sake of the Royal Military Academy at Thornhurst!" The fat man nodded, his face was cautious, but his heart smiled.

Shooting the British in Burma's highest military commander in Burma, and people are still grateful to him, this kind of thing is probably unprecedented and unprecedented, even if this kind of thing is a hundred, a thousand things he is willing to do.

"Da Da Da ......"

"Boom ......"

The sound of continuous strafing of machine guns and submachine guns, and the explosions of shells, grenades, and grenades became more and more dense.

The rescued crooked nuts were placed by the fat man in the prevention and control hole for refuge, but some reporters were war correspondents, and they had to be on the front line of the battle to take pictures of the soldiers of the flying army.

Taking advantage of the increasingly fierce battle, he asked the monkey to get a 38 big cover with bullets, and in the hall of the headquarters, taking advantage of the absence of outsiders, he really shot Lieutenant General Slim in the thigh.

The bullet pierced through Lieutenant General Slim's thigh, and the soldiers who had been on standby around him for a long time put the wounded and howling Lieutenant General Slim on a stretcher and carried him to the medical team.

After all, he didn't want Lieutenant General Slim to have any accidents, this shot was not only aimed at the location of the non-major artery, but also chose the area with the least damage, and Wang Yi operated on Lieutenant General Slim in the medical team, everything was arranged in an orderly manner, and it couldn't be in place anymore.

It's just that after being shot, Slim's pig-like screams are too high in decibels, and if it weren't for the sound of gunfire, he would definitely be heard by the reporters on the position...... (To be continued.) )