Although Tian Erxiao is illiterate, he has seen the wanted warrant, he leaned forward, saw that the people above were a little familiar, rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, wow, know, haha, this is really pie in the sky, God is hungry and blind, the sparrow bird, I want to sleep and come to the quilt, I want my daughter-in-law to come to the woman, what do I want.

So Tian Erxiao, grabbed a passing teacher who looked like a person, and asked the family to read the above content to him, Mr. Teaching looked at the words on it, and read: "There are two lawbreakers, ignoring the provisions of the government, bold and reckless, using violent means, beating and maiming the official donors, after absconding for fear of crime, and the whereabouts are unknown, if there are those who know, hope to report to the yamen as soon as possible, and reward the official for providing accurate clues to mint silver, two taels and five coins, equivalent to two hundred and fifty copper coins in the first year of Zhenghe, if there is anyone who does not report it, it will be punished for the crime of rebellion and rebellion. ”

Report address, Northwest Street, Roundabout Hutong, No. 7 and 8, Receptionist: Sitting Tiger Gou Jingjun, Big Follower Jia 1, 2nd Follower Bing 2.

Tian Erxiao heard that the whistleblower had a prize, two taels and five dollars of silver, equivalent to two hundred and fifty copper coins in the first year of Zhenghe, two hundred and fifty, less is less, and the toad is also meat, less is better than nothing, and it is the obligation of every grass citizen in the Great Song Dynasty to maintain social order.

Thinking of this, Tian Erxiao stepped forward and took off the wanted warrant, rolled the ba, rolled the ba, and stuffed it into his arms, and didn't care about the hungry stomach, trotted to the northwest street, turned around the alley, found the house number, pushed open the courtyard door and walked in.

In the yard, Jia Yi and Bing Er were in a hurry to get on the fire, where the dog bit its tail and turned to grind, when he heard the sound and looked up, he came in a roe deer, a countryman in rags, Jia Yizheng had nowhere to spread the fire in his stomach, and he came up with a kick and said: "Then there is a person who asks for food, and the door is not knocked, which startles grandpa." ”

Tian Erxiao dodged and said, "This official, don't kick it, my name is Tian Erxiao, and I am here to report the case." ”

Jia Yiyi: "Report the case, what kind of case to report, did your daughter-in-law let her run away, or did your child let the wolf go." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Official, you are really joking, do you think that a person like me can marry and raise children." ”

Jia Yiyi: "Then what case are you going to report?" ”

Tian Erxiao took out the wanted notice from his arms and said, "Aren't you looking for the person above, I know." ”

Bing Eryi next to him hurriedly ran over and asked, "Do you know, who do you know them?" ”

Tian Erxiao put the wanted warrant under Bing Er's nose and pointed at one of them and said, "It's this young man with a long tiger and a tiger brain." ”

The wanted warrant has been in Tian Erxiao's arms for a while, and the smell of sweat on it almost didn't make Bing Er smoke out the lunch meal, Bing Er took a step back and said: "Did you kid fall into the big dung pit, or did you get out of that gutter, the fishy smell on your body is stinking, and you smoke to death." ”

Tian Erxiao smiled and said, "Hehe, this official, I'm really embarrassed to make you laugh." ”

Jia Yi said impatiently: "What do you cry and laugh at, talk quickly, and fart quickly." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "I have something to say, and I have to hold on to my fart, and I don't dare to put it indiscriminately." ”

Jia Yi raised his leg and said, "If you have a fart, let it go, or I will kick you out of the door." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Official, you always raise your noble hooves first, don't dodge a big leap because of kicking me, otherwise the villain can't afford to eat it." ”

Bing Er said: "Don't be flamboyant there, get down to business." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Two officials, the descendants and I above are from the same village, called Tian Hu." ”

As soon as the two followers heard this, they smoked ****** same as drug addicts and ghosts, and immediately came to the spiritual head.

Bing Er brought a stool. Jia brought a cup of tea at the end.

Tian Erxiao was not polite, took the tea bone and drank it in one gulp, then picked up the corner of the torn clothes, wiped his mouth, sat on the stool and set up Erlang's legs.

Make Jia Yi, Bing Er, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to say, the two of them thought to themselves, it's really ****** the life of a poor ghost and a villain, give him two or two colors, and he will open a dyeing room. But after all, they came to report the case, and they were also grass farmers who strongly supported our work, so the two had to say with a smile: "Second brother, if you have something to say, say it quickly." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Two officials, please don't call me Erxiao, I have a big name." ”

Jia Yi, Bing Er, when I heard it, I damn it, this guy has a lot of names, just like the demon king in the vernacular of the storyteller on the street in "The Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", what is it called Cheng Biting Jin, Cheng Zhijie, Taiping Lang, milk name, nickname, and big name make it long like a big Russian meat skewer.

Jia Yi asked, "Brother Tian, then what should our brothers call you." ”

A good Tian Erxiao, went up to a station, "snapped" twice and patted his shriveled chest twice and said: "Brother I am surnamed Tian, my name is Zizhuang, together called Tian Zizhuang, originally from Tianjiagang, Luliang Mountain, Qinyuan City, Jinyang Prefecture, Shanxi Province, and now lives in the streets and alleys of Qinyuan City. A dignified and upright beggar. ”

When Jia Yi and Bing Er heard this, they secretly admired it in their hearts, they were powerful, they were really powerful, a chicken and dog thief who wanted to eat for a living and steal for a career, and in a blink of an eye, he said that he was a beggar who stood up to the sky, if you kid became a beggar, then Hong Qigong would not be unemployed in the future.

What else can there be, the evil and the poison in the west, the Southern Emperor and the Northern Beggar, Huashan on the sword, and there is no famous eighteen palms of the dragon descending in the world, and the golden hero will not be famous far and wide, you are not a pockmarked man is not called a pockmarked person.

Tolerance Jia Yi, Bing Er, the two of them thought about it, what do you kid like to call it, you are called a son of a bitch, and you have no dime to do with our brothers, as long as you can help us catch the wanted criminal, you will burn high incense.

Thinking of this, Jia Yiyi: "Tian Zi is a hero, let's hurry up and get down to business, otherwise it will be bad to let the people on the wanted warrant run away." ”

Tian Erxiao, Tian Ziqiang chivalrous said: "Okay, let's get down to business, let's get down to business." It's okay to get down to business, but what about the money. ”

The two men were stunned and said, "Money, what money?" ”

Tian Erxiao said confidently: "Of course it's a reward." ”

Jia Yiyi: "The money can't be missing from you, but you have to catch someone before you can give it to you." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Brother, I haven't eaten a bite of food since the morning, and after I caught the criminal, I also starved to death, so I had to keep the silver to buy a coffin." ”

Bing Er hurriedly said: "Brother Zizhuang, why didn't you say it earlier if you didn't eat." I'm going to get it for you. ”

Bing Er ran into the house and brought seven big meat-filled buns that they had eaten at noon.

Seeing the white-faced big meat bun, Tian Erxiao's eyes seemed to have two hooks, but he was still playing fat with a swollen face, and said in a deep voice: "I don't want food, eat this food, record it in the account first, and when the reward money arrives, I will pay you back immediately." ”

Jia Yi and Bing Er covered their mouths and couldn't help laughing: "Brother, just hurry up and eat." ”

Before the words fell, Tian Erxiao stretched out his dirty hand and grabbed the big meat buns, stuffed them into his mouth and devoured them, and in the blink of an eye, the seven big meat buns went down.

Tian Erxiao stood up, clapped his hands, and burped, "Let's go." ”

The two men asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Eat enough, what can you do when you drink enough, arrest people!" ”

Jia Yiyi: "Arrest people, do you think it's so simple to arrest people, the young man who helped Tian Hu that day, the kung fu on his hands and feet is not ordinary, and there are fewer people, I'm afraid he can't deal with it." ”

Tian Erxiao said: "Then what should I do, if I don't arrest someone, who will my reward money go to." The money for the buns can't be returned to you. ”

Bing Er said: "It's not a hurry, let's go and report to Brother Gou immediately, and let the boss come up with a plan." ”

Gou Jingjun, who was sitting in the office, listened to the two reports of Jia Yi and Bing Er, and said: "You stay here honestly with that kid first, and I will go to the county yamen to ask for instructions on the old thing, and let him send a professional catcher to arrest him." ”

The county magistrate was sitting in the yamen, and when he saw Gou Jingjun coming, he asked: "I said Gou Jingjun, it has been five or six days since the arrest of the thief, have you made some eyebrows?" ”

Gou Jingjun said: "Back to the adult, the little one is here to ask you to call the shots." ”

The county magistrate said: "Oh, eighty percent has a clue." ”

Gou Jingjun said: "Yes, someone came to report the case today, saying that they knew the whereabouts of those two thieves. ”

The county magistrate "snapped" and said: "I said Gou Jingjun, you have a dog head that doesn't open your mind, since you know the foothold of the anti-thief, why don't you quickly lead someone to arrest the thief, what are you doing in the yamen?" If you delay the fighter plane and let the thieves escape, I'll ask you. ”

Gou Jingjun said: "My lord, the villain didn't dare to delay the fighter, but those anti-thieves are all big men, all of them are tigers and wolves, and there are fewer people to win, not only can't catch them, but will startle the snakes and let them run away, and it will be difficult to find them again." ”

The county magistrate said: "Then what do you say is safe." ”

Gou Jingjun said: "Please be your lord, and assign the two heads of the county government to personally go out and arrest the thief." ”

The county magistrate said: "Just two or three thieves, don't you want to stir up the people." ”

Gou Jingjun said: "Although it is just a few thieves, the place where they live can be in the deep mountains and old forests, where the mountains are high and dense, and it is easy to hide, and it is useless to have fewer people." ”

The county magistrate said: "Okay, I'll order Zheng and Yi to go with you." ”

Then the county magistrate shouted to the officials standing under the hall: "Spread the head of the horse army, and listen to the order in front of the head of the infantry army." ”