011 Beautiful Chicken
"Master, are you back? Went down so early today? Cui asked.
"It's not because of that son of a scumbag, you're angry with me, what is he doing?" Cheng Biting Jin returned.
"I shouldn't have gotten up yet, I should have copied the Analects for a long time last night." Cui replied uncertainly.
"Let's go, come with me and have a look."
"Ah, it's so comfortable, this ancient air is good, it makes people feel more refreshed!" Cheng Huailiang stretched his waist and muttered to himself.
"Shadow, help me get dressed, the most unpleasant thing is this dress."
"Here, young master," Cheng Huailiang got dressed under the service of Ying'er and went out to the small courtyard to wash himself.
I washed my face directly with cold water, and wondered where to go to play today? When you come to the Tang Dynasty, you have to have a good time.
"How's the Analects you copied? How many copies? Suddenly, there was a voice behind me, and when I heard it, it was my mother's Cui's.
"Well, this ...... That one...... It should be soon! Cheng Huailiang said in a flash.
"Should it be soon? What do you mean it should be fast? Where did Daddy Cheng bite Jin and yelled, "Take me in and let me see how much you have copied?" ”
"Daddy? Do you know words? ”
"Do you want to be beaten early in the morning?" Cheng bit Jin and roared, poking at the sore spot.
Cheng Huailiang Ai Ai walked into the back room, made a mistake, and forgot to use the rice paper last night and asked Ying'er to get a one.
"What about the Analects you copied? Put it away? "Cui didn't see the copied paper on the table, could it be that my son has opened his mind and feels that his handwriting is not good and hidden? Cui Shi thought secretly.
"Yesterday I copied it a few times and found that the handwriting was too ugly, so I tore it up in a fit of anger and threw it away." Cheng Huailiang continued to flicker, he was worried that the spanking he had been beaten yesterday would add new injuries before he was healed.
"Really?"
"Really! Don't believe you ask Shadow? Cheng Huailiang pretended to say.
Cheng Yanjin knew too much what kind of virtue his son was, "Shadow, come here!" Cheng Yanjin commanded.
"Sir!" Shadow bowed to Cheng Biting Jin and said. "I don't know what's the matter with the old man's name Shadow?"
"Don't tell lies, did your young master do something unremarkable yesterday? Did the paper on which he write really tear? It must not be concealed, otherwise the family law will serve. Cheng Yanjin said majestically.
Cheng Huailiang kept blinking at Ying'er, and Ying'er only dared to pretend not to see when he saw it, if Cheng Biting Jin didn't want him and drove her out directly, then she would really be homeless.
"Last night, the young master carefully copied the Analects, but later when he came out, he used up the rice paper that copied the Analects." The shadow replied weakly.
"What? Used up? How did you use it? Cheng Biting Jin was momentarily stunned.
"It's just that after Izuku, I used paper, not bamboo." Shadow explained.
"I'll kill you, a loser!" Cheng Yanjin jumped up directly. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled Cheng Huailiang next to him over, and a fan slapped Cheng Huailiang's buttocks.
"Whew, it hurts, it hurts!" Cheng Huailiang shouted directly with tears streaming down his face.
"You are a loser, even the emperor Lao Tzu is reluctant to use paper to rub his ass, as long as you can, you cow, you are too good, let me find out in the future to see if I don't break your legs." Cheng Yanjin roared.
Mother Cui Shi didn't speak next to her, it seems that she is angry, hey!
"Also, you are not allowed to leave the house for three months, you are grounded, it is the emperor's ban order, you are not allowed to run around, otherwise you will be careful to be killed"! Cheng Biting Jin said viciously.
"Oh my God, how do you live here? Three months? My wonderful and colorful life, far away from me, woo! Cheng Biting Jin howled.
But to be honest, he really didn't dare to go out, and he really didn't dare to go against Li Er's words in the big family of feudal society. Let's stay at home obediently.
Hey, Cheng Huailiang sighed while strolling around Cheng Mansion, and it didn't take long to finish shopping, and he found that it was really not interesting, and he was not Cheng Huailiang who liked to practice martial arts before, at least he didn't like to read books now, and now he has all the books at home, and he gets dizzy when he looks at it.
Cheng Huailiang sat on a low chair, hey, it was uncomfortable to sit. Forget it, let's find something to do on your own. It's rare to travel through a trip without saying anything to change, at least make yourself a little better.
"Ying'er, you go and call the carpenter at home, tell them to come over, I have something to look for them. By the way, bring the tailors over as well, I have something to tell them. Cheng Huailiang commanded lightly.
After a while, the carpenter and the tailor came, Cheng Huailiang first pulled the tailor into the house, made arrangements for him, asked him to help him make underwear, and drew a few pictures for the tailor to see, and the tailor soon understood and left.
Cheng Huailiang painted him briefs for later generations, because he wore them himself, he didn't pay so much attention to them, he could wear them as long as he could wear them, and now this pocket pants are really unbearable, just a large diaper.
Cheng Huailiang returned to the small courtyard outside the bedroom and said to the three carpenters, "I'll assign you a task, and you can get it for me with your heart." "Yes, young master!" These carpenters were also slaves in the mansion and sold themselves to the Cheng Mansion, so Cheng Huailiang still trusted them.
"I'm going to make three things, and I'll tell you in detail." Cheng Huailiang said to the carpenter.
"The first piece is a recliner, the drawing is like this, it's simple, you see which of you does it." Cheng Huailiang drew drawings while talking, and then talked about some specific details, the recliner is very simple, and now there are such recliners in some rural areas.
"The second is to make me two round tables, a square table, and a stool for eating," these are also very simple, and you can basically understand it if you talk about the craftsman.
"The third one, make me a pair of mahjong!" Hehe, when I'm okay in modern times, I occasionally go to play with my friends twice, and I pass the time quickly with this thing.
Now China is also 1 billion people and 900 million mahjong, so you can imagine the charm of mahjong.
Cheng Huailiang explained the size, size, and tube strips of mahjong clearly, especially to make the chicken beautiful, according to the appearance of the phoenix, the material is made of jade, the corners should be polished flat, and finally let the carpenter make a few more sieves, it doesn't matter if you understand what this thing is, just get it for me, Cheng Huailiang instructed.
Cheng Huailiang believes that even if he is not allowed to go out, these three months will pass happily.