Chapter 9: Running away in embarrassment

In the Great Cloud Dynasty, a scholar was not an official position, but a similar degree to the current degree, and a scholar was the highest degree a scholar could obtain.

Wang Fangyi said this to highlight how awesome his teacher was.

As a modern person, Lin Xishui, who cares what bullshit you are, snorted coldly: "Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, it's a mule or a horse to come out for a walk!" ”

No matter how good Scholar Qian's cultivation is, he can't help but hear this, "What a hairy boy who doesn't know the height of the sky, the old man will come to learn your skills!" ”

"Wait!" Lin Xishui waved his hand, "Say it in advance, how to win, when you don't know it, you start to find all kinds of reasons to quibble and refuse to admit defeat!" ”

Old man Qian said coldly: "One person out of one link, once the other party can't match, even if you lose, what do you think?" ”

"No problem!" Lin Xishui happily agreed!

Lin Jiayao shook Lin Xishui's arm, "Brother, the other party is a university scholar, are you really sure?" ”

Lin Xishui comforted: "Sister, you also saw my performance just now, just put your heart in your stomach, I won't let you down." ”

"Yes!" Lin Jiayao nodded lightly and looked at him with tenderness.

Lin Xishui turned his gaze to Scholar Qian, "I have always had a good character of respecting the old and loving the young, please first." ”

Scholar Qian obviously had a fire in his heart, and he didn't even say anything modest, and directly asked: "Then you take it, my uplink is, idlers are not allowed to enter the sages." ”

He came out of this couplet, not only taking advantage of the characteristics of homophones in Chinese characters, but also the implication was obvious, just pointing out that Lin Xishui was the idler, hurry up and get out.

As the saying goes, as soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he knows if there is one, and it seems that this old guy is much stronger than his apprentice.

But Lin Xishui didn't care at all, and blurted out: "Don't come to the filthy, and the wise will come." ”

When Scholar Qian heard this, his anger seemed to be like a bolt of lightning about to tear apart the dark clouds, he just compared Lin Xishui to an idler, but he didn't expect this kid to directly say that he was garbage!

Wang Fangyi shouted: "You pariah, dare to say that about my teacher..."

Before he finished his words, Lin Xishui directly interrupted: "Your subordinates are defeated, how can you be brave?" ”

"You..."

"That's it!" Scholar Qian looked at Lin Xishui with an unkind face, "It's your turn to ask questions this time!" ”

Lin Xishui glanced at Wang Fangyi with disdain, and said, "Sister-in-law swept away Uncle Hu's bundle!" ”

Landlord Wang hurriedly said to Wang Fangyi: "You hurry up and think about it, see if you can match his couplet?" ”

Lin Xishui sneered, my homophone revelation is so good, right?

Wang Fangyi thought for a while, shook his head and said: "His pair of upper couplets is homophonic, and the uncle at the end is also homophonic, which is very difficult." ”

The landlord couldn't believe it: "How could he come up with such a difficult couplet, it must be Meng!" ”

"It doesn't matter if I'm blinded or what, why hasn't your teacher come out yet?" Lin Xishui deliberately mocked.

His words immediately choked the Wang family father and son speechless.

Scholar Qian's face turned red, and he thought for a long time before he said slowly: "Aunt moved the bucket to make the aunt hoop!" ”

Hey, Lin Xishui's face was shocked, and he said in his heart that this old man still has some ability, "Now it's your turn, you can come out." ”

After the round just now, Scholar Qian could be regarded as having comprehended Lin Xishui's power, put away his contempt, and pondered for a while, "The tree has been half-found and longitudinal!" ”

Lin Xishui responded: "Sure enough, it's not the same at all." ”

As soon as his words fell, Wang Fangyi immediately jumped out, pointed at Lin Xishui and shouted: "He lost, he lost!" ”

Lin Jiayao was shocked, her brother lost?

Wang Fangyi continued to shout: "What a broken pair, there is no connection between the upper and lower at all!" ”

How could the landlord let go of such an opportunity to mock Lin Xishui, "Those couplets just now must have been prepared in advance by the shopkeeper, and now their original form is revealed." ”

Lin Xishui was a little suspicious of the IQ of the landlord Wang, how much did I know things like a god to know so much in advance.

He ignored the other party's ridicule at all, "Old man Qian, how am I right?" ”

Scholar Qian's face was surprised, and his eyes changed when he looked at Lin Xishui, "The old man really didn't expect that the ruthless pair could also be matched by you!" ”

Right? Or is it ruthless, right?

Everyone was dumbfounded, not understanding what it meant.

Wang Fangyi hurriedly asked, "Teacher, what is ruthlessness, right?" ”

Scholar Qian touched his beard, "The so-called ruthless pair is a rare form of couplet, which only pays attention to the relative words of the upper and lower couplets, and as for the content, it is said separately and absolutely irrelevant." ”

Speaking of this, he looked at Lin Xishui with a shocked expression, "The fruit is the name of the tree; One point to Chihiro, all quantifiers; Dry against axes, all the names of utensils, the battle is so neat, boy, who is your teacher? ”

When everyone heard Scholar Qian's words, they were dumbfounded again.

Such a strange and ruthless pair can be matched, are you really a little gangster?

And the mocking behavior of the Wang family's father and son just now is tantamount to slapping themselves in the face, and the beating is still loud!

Lin Jiayao was also shocked, as if she had reacquainted herself with Lin Xishui.

Faced with Qian University's behavior of checking the household registration, Lin Xishui was too lazy to bird him, "Why are you asking so much, now it's my turn, you wait to take it!" ”

Seeing that he was so ignorant, Scholar Qian snorted coldly: "Yellow-haired boy, don't think that if you are ruthless to the top, you will even have your tail in the sky, a mountain is even higher!" ”

"Just say that there is an egg, I see what to do if you can't do it!"

"You just let the horse come, and the old man will take the pair."

Lin Xishui was not ready to ink with him, and five words popped out of his mouth directly: "Smoke lock pond willow!" ”

When Wang Fangyi heard these five words, a sneer appeared on his face, "Just these five words, I thought it would be difficult, I believe that the teacher will be able to deal with it immediately." ”

When Scholar Qian first heard this pair, he thought it was a good pair, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that it was not the case, and said suspiciously: "Jinmu, water, fire, and earth? ”

Lin Xishui nodded and said, "Yes, it's gold, wood, water, fire, and earth!" ”

At the same time, he sneered in his heart, although this pair uses five elements as a side in the structure of five characters, but it depicts a quiet pond, surrounded by green willows, and shrouded in smoke in the artistic conception.

In the world before the crossing, countless sages tried to get it right, but there were no good sentences, of course, there were also people who had the Cannon Town Haicheng Tower, the Dengshen Village Temple Bell, the Fengpin Pole Saihong, and the tea cooking and chiseling wall springs.

But these couplets are either the artistic conception is not on the side at all, or the five elements are not matched, if the sentence of the Haicheng building in the town can give 65 points, then the bell of the temple in the lamp deep village and the artistic conception of the Fengpin Saihong are wonderful, but the five elements are uneven, and the different ones can hit 70 points.

The five elements of the sentence of tea cooking and chiseling the wall spring are neat, and the artistic conception is better, so it deserves 75 points.

That's right, the best, it is said that during the Republic of China, a monument was unearthed in a certain place, which was engraved with Taoran Jinjiang embankment, which not only had a good artistic conception, but also was extremely neat, and could score 90 points.

But the reason why I didn't get a full score is because the Jinjiang embankment is not a generic noun, and the Jinjiang is not generic compared to a pond.

Therefore, there is still a certain gap between the Jinjiang embankment and the pond willow. And from the point of view of the level, the upper link is the flat and the flat, in order not to commit the lonely flat, the lower link must be the flat or the flat or the flat and the flat, which is the most worked.

The most regrettable thing in this sentence is that the river of Jinjiang is flat, and it fails to be flat against Shangliantang.

Such an eternal quatrain, if this Jinshi surnamed Qian could come up, Lin Xishui immediately knelt down and kowtowed to him ten times.

Sure enough, after Old Man Qian asked about Jinmu, Water, Fire and Earth, he didn't speak for a long time.

Lin Xishui was not in a hurry, but directly moved two stools over, and he and Lin Jiayao sat on them and waited patiently.

Seeing that the situation was not right, the landlord Wang hurriedly asked his son, "Aren't you a very simple pair?" Why hasn't Mr. Qian come up yet? ”

Lin Xishui took the opportunity to speak: "That kid surnamed Wang, if you can come up, you can pass it!" ”

Wang Fangyi glared at Lin Xishui viciously, and began to think about the next link, only then did he realize that this pair seemed to be different from what he imagined!

The time of the half-pillar incense passed, and Old Man Qian and Wang Fangyi were still meditating.

The time of a stick of incense has passed, and their state is still the same as when they were half a pillar of incense.

Lin Xishui was impatient, stood up and said, "Do you want to think about the dry sea and rotten stones?" ”

Old man Qian's old face was flushed at this time, but he didn't want to admit defeat, so he waved his hand and said to the queen mother: "There are still some things in the old family, take the first step!" ”