I'll go, how bad it would be if you poured a dog's blood! As they were about to splash it, the peddler quickly shouted, "Stop, stop, what are you doing?" ”

The Taoist priest froze: "It turns out that monsters can talk!" ”

"Uncle You, which Taoist temple are you, and who is the leader? You don't know me, how do you teach you? ”

The Taoist priest lost his mind and asked, "Which one are you?" ”

"Look at my dress, who else is there in Manchang'an besides the new Niu Dao Chief?" The hawker is very depressed, he is now in Chang'an, he is also the number one jumping more happy, I didn't expect that less than ten miles out of the city there are people who don't know themselves, there is no sense of existence at all!

"Haven't heard of it!" Where did I go here, could it be that the wild Taoist priest is pretending?

"You haven't heard of me, your supervisor is really derelict in his duties! Okay, don't play with you, see the one behind me, the famous Yuan Tiangang in Bashu, they are all a family, hurry up and take the guy, it's disgusting! ”

The Taoist priest listened to the hawker's words, although he was not quite sure, but he was not as rushed as he was just now, but he made a request that made the hawker very painful: "You said that you are a Taoist priest, then can you perform a small spell of the Dao Gate for our big guy?" ”

"What do you want to see?"

"Uh, what are you going to do?"

"You're ready to ask me!"

I have nothing to say about this brain-dead peddler, I don't know what you want to see, how can I perform for you, and I really don't know anything! The extremely depressed vendor took out a cigarette, and by the way, he gave Lao Yuan and them a walk, lit the cigarette and took a puff, "Have you thought about it?" “

But the Taoist priest actually ignored the goods, stared straight at the cigarette and lighter in the hawker's hand, and didn't even react when the hawker walked in front of him, and patted him on the shoulder, "Hey, hey, hey, wake up, wake up, hey, are you asleep?" “

The Taoist priest was woken up and jumped in fright, "Ah, why did you come here?" The peddler turned his head to look at the road behind him, "Walking!" “

I didn't expect this thing to kneel down in fright, "Immortals, Xiaodao has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you can spare me!" The hawker was stunned, how could this posture be worse than when he saw Lao Huang at the beginning?

"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean?"

"Immortals, you can actually manipulate the divine fire, and you can still swallow clouds and spit out fog, you don't remember the villain's mistakes, forgive the disciple's mistakes!" The hawker was excited for a while, it seemed that he was wrong to blame this child, he had come to Datang for so long and finally succeeded in making a move, which made people bow down; What the Taoist priest on the ground thought in his heart was that Nima, whether it was a fairy or a monster, he couldn't get it if he could swallow clouds and spit fog, so it was important to take a soft life and save his life!

The peddler stretched out his hand to help the Taoist priest, "Get up, I'm not a god, didn't I tell you, I'm the new Niu Dabao Niu Taoist in Chang'an, they are all a family, what are you doing here, bringing so many people here?" ”

The Taoist priest saw that the other party was so kind, it seemed that he had saved his life, since the other party said that he was a Taoist priest, then forget it, and then stood up tremblingly and replied to the peddler, "Before, Niu Daoist, did you see a few children here?" ”

"Yes, by the way, I also asked one of them to chase after the one who escaped before, and I was going to let them come back to get candy to eat, why did those little guys go home and complain?"

The Taoist priest's face wrinkled, and the peddler already knew the answer, "Forget it, since the misunderstanding has been solved, let's let the big guy disperse!" Just as the villagers heard the Taoist priest's explanation and were about to withdraw the time, a descendant suddenly came behind the crowd and supported an old man, and the descendant shouted from afar, "Folks, have you caught the monster?" ”

The villagers looked embarrassed and didn't speak, and the old man walked to the middle of the crowd, glanced at the vendor, and was suddenly surprised, "Niu Daochang, is that you?" ”

"Hey, uncle, do you know me?"

"Oops, it's really Niu Daochang!" Then the old man pulled the offspring beside him, "Little calf, come and thank Niu Daochang, your life depends on Niu Daochang!" This is your benefactor! ”

I rub, which one is this, "This uncle, what's the situation?" ”

"Niu Daochang, you don't know, last month this baby was sick, I went to Chang'an to find a doctor, but the money is not enough, the doctor is not willing to come, no way I can only go to the Taoist temple to ask for the gods, at that time the Taoist chiefs told me that burning incense can be drawn, I went to see you on the stage and didn't care, and then I smoked a pack of cigarettes, I don't know what it is, but someone gave me three times to sell money to sell to him, I sold, take the money to see the baby, and then people told me that it was Niu Daochang to hold a puja, I just know that you are my baby's benefactor! ”

Dizzy, after making trouble for a long time, this old man was still one of the lucky people of the festival at that time! "Okay, uncle, don't thank me, if you want to thank those immortals, thank those immortals, it's their blessed baby, I'm just helping the immortals!"

"Niu Dao Chang is really a good person, so let's do it, Niu Dao Chang, don't leave tonight, go to our village for one night, and let the old man show his heart!" After saying that, he pulled the peddler's arm and dragged it in!

"Uncle, uncle, slow down, I still have a few companions over there!"

"Bring them all!"

Well, the old man is very stubborn, "Then uncle, you have to let me drive the car over!" ”

"Okay, you can't run, I'll wait for you!"

Get! It seems that his plan to sneak away is not working, so he has no choice but to follow the old man, driving a van like a snail to their village, fortunately, the old man is in front, so the villagers waiting at the entrance of the village are not frightened again!

As soon as the van entered the village, the unlucky child who had just been caught by the peddler jumped from the grinding plate next to him to the side of the cab, "Big brother, I caught up with them, but they didn't believe what I said, so they went home and told the adults that there were monsters, so the village chief called the Taoist priest to arrest you with everyone, you have to believe me!" ”

The peddler reached out from the car window and touched the little guy's head, "Well, my brother knows, good, I'll give you two more candy!" After the child took the candy, he happily held it up to show off to the children who had caught pheasants with him just now, and the group of children swallowed their saliva and showed off that the child gave the sugar to a little girl with pigtails, and the two of them laughed and chattered!

The old man seems to be the head of this village, walking in front and leading the way, he didn't forget to point at some of the lively people with his hand, and the people who were pointed at him were all smiling at him with a red face, it seems that these are the parents who just believed that the children said that there were monsters!

The old man took a few people to a yard, the hawker parked the car in the yard in front of the yard, a group of children around the car after the hawker got off the car to see the strange, this is similar to when we were children, what rare things are also rare onlookers!

Walking into the fence gate of the old man's house, an old lady carried a big rooster in her hand, and when she saw the old man coming in, she quickly asked, "Dad, did the monster catch it?" This dead rooster is running very fast, are you back to get the rooster to break the evil? ”

The old man smiled embarrassedly at the peddler, "Old woman, what nonsense are you talking about, what kind of monster, that's the cow Taoist who saved our baby, I invited someone, quickly kill the rooster, and stew them for the Taoist chief!" Dao Chief, please in your house! ”

The peddler didn't take the old lady's words to heart, but the big rooster was quite pitiful, "Forget it, uncle, don't kill the chicken, we've eaten, we have to go back when you sit here, it's estimated that the city gate will be closed when it's late!" ”

"Hey, look at what you said, since you're here, why can you leave without eating, why don't you dislike our food!"

PS: Originally, this chapter was going to be deleted, but some news that happened during the Chinese New Year, the noodles decided to stay, just to tell everyone that whether it is urban or rural, mutual understanding is the best! In the end, I still asked for a ticket, and there were two more than a thousand left!