Chapter Twenty-Eight: You Are Pan Jinlian
Lin Xishui laughed and sat opposite her with a stool, "That's right, how good everyone is harmonious, a girl, how bad it is to fight and kill, be careful that you can't marry in the future." ”
Seeing that he had finally stopped advancing, Chu Shuangshuang's hanging heart finally let go and let out a long breath.
Although her face was calm at this time, the anger was burning her heart, her throat, her whole body.
Lin Xishui asked curiously, "Why do you hate men so much?" ”
Chu Shuangshuang was afraid of angering the scoundrel in front of her, so she suppressed the anger in her heart, adopted a non-violent and non-cooperative way, and didn't say a word.
In the Northeast dialect, this chick is really dead.
Lin Xishui is not ready to use a lewd way to get her, this chick in the province can't accept it for a while, and she bites her tongue and commits suicide.
He changed his routine, using inducement to ask tentatively: "Do you hate men, is it because you have been hurt by men?" ”
Chu Shuangshuang still stared at him and didn't say a word.
Don't speak, right, I don't believe I can't open your mouth today, "I guess, the other party must be a merry boy, let's call him Ximen Qing for the time being, one day when you were cleaning up the curtain in front of the door at home, your hand slipped with a fork pole, and accidentally hit Ximen Qing who passed in front of the door, Ximen Qing looked at it and was suddenly shocked..."
Then Lin Xishui briefly told the story of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing's hookup and adultery, but replaced Pan Jinlian with Chu Shuangshuang.
When he said that Wang Po deliberately went out to buy wine, and Chu Shuangshuang was teased by Ximenqing, and the two were about to hook up with each other, Chu Shuangshuang's face was red when she heard it, and she finally couldn't help it, "You stop me!" ”
"Why stop talking?" Lin Xishui said with a smile: "The following is the most exciting part of the story. ”
"You scoundrel, rascal! Tell you, if you say one more thing and slander my innocence, I will immediately bite my tongue and kill myself! ”
Seeing Chu Shuangshuang's resolute and generous expression, Lin Xishui knew that she was not scaring people.
It is estimated that in the future, his three-inch incorruptible tongue will say that people are going to die.
"I don't say yes, but you have to answer my question."
Chu Shuangshuang seemed to be in contact with him, except for wanting to kill him with his eyes all the time, there were no superfluous movements and sounds.
This chick is like a turnip, old and hard to chew, but there is really nothing I can do with her.
Forget it, just skip this question and step into the topic, "Chu Shuangshuang, don't pretend to be dumb, I have an important matter to discuss with you." ”
Chu Shuangshuang was still the same, and was using his eyes to Ling Chi.
"Stare at me for so long, you are not tired, forget it, if you don't want to say it, don't say it, I just say you can listen!"
Lin Xishui raised a finger, "First, return the five taels of silver to me." Second, I want to make a high-count liquor, but I lack the ingredients, so I want to work with you. ”
"Daydreaming!" Chu Shuangshuang finally spoke, "Why should I cooperate with a scoundrel, and those five taels of silver, you don't want to get it in your life!" ”
"Don't be in a hurry to deny it." Lin Xishui said unhurriedly: "Aren't you curious, why did I come unscathed when you instructed so many people to beat me?"
This sentence really hit Chu Shuangshuang's suspicions, Zhao Yun is the housekeeper of the Chu family, he followed him to the restaurant two and a half years ago, and he is one of her most trusted people.
It was impossible for the other party not to obey his orders, but his unscathed showed that Zhao Yun did not do anything to him.
"Do you know Steward Zhao?" Chu Shuangshuang was puzzled, but she still stared at him fiercely.
Seeing that she kept staring at herself, without even blinking her eyes, Lin Xishui was narcissistic, could it be that my handsomeness had already fascinated her?
"I know that I grow a jade tree in the wind, graceful, a pear blossom pressing a begonia, I have seen so many eyes, should I pay a little fee?"
Chu Shuangshuang rolled her eyes, turned her head, and her heart was about to collapse, this guy is not only greedy for money, but also narcissistic!
"I know you must think I'm narcissistic, or shameless, but you just looked like you've betrayed you, and your subconscious thinks I'm handsome."
"What is the subconscious?" Chu Shuangshuang suddenly asked.
Lin Xishui suddenly remembered that this chick still has the habit of asking questions, because her eyes now are exactly the same as when she asked the old man to push the cart.
If she had explained the word, would she have asked all sorts of questions, and then led to psychology or something, then he wouldn't have to do anything today.
Lin Xishui flicked his hair to make it look more three-dimensional, and his answer was simple and clear, "The subconscious meaning is that I am very handsome." ”
Chu Shuangshuang raised her eyebrows, she had seen narcissism, but she had never seen narcissism so thorough, and she wanted to cut him with a thousand knives, "Why don't you die!" ”
"If someone as handsome as me dies, how can someone else live? Hey, as a benchmark for handsome guys, I'm actually under a lot of pressure, hey, I'm really hot..."
Chu Shuangshuang felt a little sick to her stomach, if she listened to it, she would probably have to vomit out her morning meal.
"Don't talk about those useless things, what is the relationship between you and Steward Zhao?"
Lin Xishui waved his hand innocently, "I said it's okay, will you believe it?" ”
"Do you think I look like a fool?"
Lin Xishui looked at her carefully for a while, "Judging from your physiognomy, you have a big and wide nose, plump cheeks, a wide forehead, two ears close to each other, big facial features and a big face, the whole face is relatively three-dimensional, the chin is round, the mouth is big and the corners of the mouth are upward, to sum up, you are almost like a fool." ”
"You ・・・・・" Chu Shuangshuang felt anger churning in her chest, like a boiler that was about to explode due to excessive pressure.
If she had a knife in her hand, she would have chopped him to pieces, threw the bones on the fire and roasted them, and then smashed them directly, crushing the bones and scattering ashes.
"I know, Steward Zhao must have been deceived by your mouth! What the hell did you tell him? ”
Oops, this chick can actually think of this, it seems that she is not stupid, "I didn't say yes, I just explained to Brother Zhao that there is some kind of intimacy between you and me, do you remember the story I just said?" Replace Ximenqing with me..."
Lin Xishui thought about it for a while, as if he was deliberately seducing her, no, how could he be Ximenqing, didn't he dig a pit and bury himself!
But he didn't bother to think about new examples, "That's what it's like anyway, you know!" ”
"What?" Chu Shuangshuang's heart tightened, no wonder after entering the house this time, there were not even two people left, I'm afraid that Steward Zhao really believed that she had some kind of intimate relationship with this scoundrel.
In the Great Cloud Dynasty, a woman's name is more important than her life.
At the thought of him denigrating his innocence, Chu Shuangshuang's pent-up anger erupted like a volcano, "Lin, Lin Xishui, you're going too far!" ”