The third chapter is full of murderous performances
At this time, Dai Yunshan nodded frequently, and Dai Yunshan said: "It seems that this Ma Family Circus really has some skills, they can train an ordinary pig so humanely, it is incredible." ”
Fang Tiancheng said: "This Ma family circus, but the most famous circus within a hundred miles, I spent forty yuan to invite them to perform, and it was also specially for the commissioner to perform, at that time I didn't know that Brother Dai was the commissioner, if I knew that Brother Dai was the commissioner, I wouldn't have spent these forty yuan to the ocean." ”
Dai Yunshan said with a smile: "What, Brother Tiancheng is a little distressed about the forty yuan of the ocean, I will pay for the cost of this performance." Fang Tiancheng smiled and said, "Brother Dai, I'm just joking, I hope you don't mind." ”
Dai Yunshan said with a smile: "Where and where, you and I are brothers, not to mention that if you didn't sacrifice your life to save me thirty years ago, I'm afraid today's Dai Yunshan would have been a white bone." Fang Tiancheng smiled and said: "Don't mention the past again, let's concentrate on watching the show." ”
At this time, Ouyang Yunfei said loudly on the stage: "Fathers and fellow villagers, please watch the next show, the next show is called cat and mouse dance, as we all know, cats and mice are born enemies, but the cat and mouse you see today are a pair of happy enemies, and the following is to invite our cutest cat team and mouse team to dance for everyone, please applaud and welcome." ”
As soon as Ouyang Yunfei's words fell, bursts of warm applause immediately broke out under the stage.
Then Ouyang Yunfei waved his hand to everyone to show quietness, everyone immediately stopped applauding, and they all quieted down one by one, and then a girl came up from under the stage, this girl was Ma Xiangdong's daughter Ma Chunhua.
I saw that Ma Chunhua was followed by a few cats and a few mice, and everyone opened their eyes to take a closer look, only to see that the cats were not big, weighing only about two or three catties, but they were all full of spirit.
What's even more ridiculous is that the cats are followed by a few mice, these mice look the same size as house mice, and their appearance is no different from house mice, but these rats look around from time to time, and they are not panicked at all.
Ma Chunhua brought the cats and mice to the stage, and then Ouyang Yunfei said loudly: "Play music." At this time, Ma Chunhua turned on the record player, and as the music sounded, the cats and mice, they actually danced to the rhythm of the music, and what was even more interesting was that they danced in a good way.
The people under the stage were simply dumbfounded, even people like Dai Yunshan who had traveled south and north and seen countless worlds couldn't help but be secretly amazed, Dai Yunshan thought: "It seems that this young man really has some ability, he can actually train cats and mice to be so humane, and the training is so obedient, it's incredible." ”
At the end of the song, the cat and mouse retreated, and then Ouyang Yifei said loudly: "Fathers and fellow villagers, let's take a good look at General Patton's wonderful performance, and now we invite our most majestic General Patton to make a shining appearance." ”
Dai Yunshan couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard this, Dai Yunshan said: "Brother Tiancheng, when did General Patton of the United States come to our China, why don't I know, why didn't the Ministry of Defense inform me, why did General Patton suddenly come to your Panlong County." ”
Fang Tiancheng shook his head and said, "I don't know about this matter, how could General Patton mix with the people of the Ma Family Circus, this is simply impossible." Fang Tiancheng and Dai Yunshan were speculating wildly, when they saw Ma Chunhua walking onto the stage again.
But then some people involuntarily let out a burst of screams, only to see Ma Chunhua followed by a colorful tiger, Dai Yunshan is well-informed, only to see that this tiger is about three meters long, weighs about six or seven hundred catties, and has three black horizontal lines and a vertical line on his forehead, which just forms a king character.
Dai Yunshan couldn't help but exclaim: "This is a Siberian tiger, Brother Tiancheng, you quickly let them get this Siberian tiger away, in case this Siberian tiger is furious, the consequences are unimaginable." ”
No wonder Dai Yunshan is so worried and afraid, Fang Tiancheng let Dai Yunshan see more clearly, Fang Tiancheng arranged Dai Yunshan in the front row of seats, Fang Tiancheng and Dai Yunshan are shoulder to shoulder, they are only about three or four meters away from the stage, in case the Siberian Tiger beastly pounces, the consequences are unimaginable.
Because with the ferocity, speed and amazing explosiveness of the Siberian Tiger, if the Siberian Tiger really pounced on the stage, although Dai Yunshan and Fang Tiancheng had many soldiers around them to protect them, these soldiers might not be able to stop the Siberian Tiger at that time.
Fang Tiancheng also sensed danger at a glance, Fang Tiancheng immediately turned around and said to the guard Xu Liang: "You hurry up and call Ma Xiangdong and that young man over." ”
Xu Liang immediately ran to the front of the stage and said loudly: "Master Ma Xiangdong, and that young man, you all come here, our master has something very important to tell you." Ma Xiangdong and Ouyang Yunfei looked at each other, and the master and apprentice had no choice but to step off the stage and come to Fang Tiancheng's side.
Ma Xiangdong asked, "Master, what do you command?" Fang Tiancheng said loudly: "Ma Xiangdong, how can you bring a Siberian tiger to perform, we are so close to the stage, what if this Siberian tiger is furious and pounces down from the stage and hurts people, if you hurt others, it will be easy to do, if you hurt the commissioner, can you afford this responsibility." ”
Ouyang Yunfei hurriedly said: "Shizuo, you are angry, you don't know this Siberian tiger, but the number one signboard of our Ma Family Circus, we all count on it to earn money to eat, Shizuo, you can rest assured that I dare to guarantee with my head, if this Siberian tiger hurts someone, you will shoot me immediately, I promise that there is no second word." ”
Fang Tiancheng thought for a while, and Fang Tiancheng said in his heart: "Since they dare to take such a big package, they must have trained this Siberian tiger to be as docile as a kitten, otherwise they wouldn't dare to take the Siberian tiger to the stage." ”
Fang Tiancheng nodded and said, "Well-well, as long as this Siberian tiger doesn't hurt people, you can continue to perform." Ma Xiangdong and Ouyang Yunfei nodded to Fang Tiancheng, and then the master and apprentice walked onto the stage again.
Ouyang Yunfei said: "General Patton, do you know, as soon as you came to the stage, everyone was startled, so please kowtow and apologize." ”
After Ouyang Yunfei finished speaking, he gently patted the head of the Siberian tiger, and the Siberian tiger immediately stood up upright on its hind legs, and then bowed to everyone with its front legs.
After the Siberian tiger bowed, he lay on the ground and kowtowed three times, and the fear in Dai Yunshan's heart suddenly disappeared, and Dai Yunshan said in amazement: "I didn't expect such a majestic and majestic king of beasts to be so obedient to us humans, I was really eye-opening." ”
Fang Tiancheng saw that although this Siberian tiger was tall, powerful, and wild, under Ouyang Yunfei's order, it was like a naughty child being reprimanded by an adult, and this Siberian tiger looked very docile and well-behaved.
When Fang Tiancheng saw it, a stone fell to the ground in his heart, Ouyang Yunfei immediately built a large circle made of iron wire on the stage, this big circle was about three meters high, and there was a lot of cotton tied around the circle, which was soaked in kerosene, after Ouyang Yunfei was ready, he immediately set the cotton on fire, and this big circle now immediately became a big fire circle.
Originally, tigers were the most afraid of fire, and tigers were born with a deep fear of fire, but at this time, I saw Ouyang Yunfei shouting: "Next, please ask our bravest General Patton to drill the fire ring." The Siberian tiger looked at the big fire ring, and the Siberian tiger seemed a little hesitant.
Ouyang Yunfei said: "Come on, our bravest General Patton, let everyone take a good look at your skills." Under the encouragement of Ouyang Yunfei, the Siberian tiger immediately ran towards the ring of fire, General Patton immediately sped up, and when he reached the circle of fire, General Patton suddenly jumped over, and with a whoosh, he rushed over the circle of fire.
At this time, the audience erupted in bursts of warm applause, and then Ouyang Yunfei said: "Okay, our bravest General Patton, please go down and rest." In this way, Ma Chunhua took the Siberian tiger away again. Ouyang Yunfei said loudly: "Next, we invite our most powerful acrobatic star Taotao to make a shining appearance." ”
As soon as Ouyang Yunfei's voice fell, he saw a golden snub-nosed monkey walking up from under the stage, this golden snub-nosed monkey looked very cute, it looked around in a child's clothes, and it looked very attractive.
Everyone could see it one by one, and they involuntarily squeezed forward, at this time there was an old man in his seventies, he was simply fascinated, he watched and squeezed forward, and squeezed in front of Fang Tiancheng.
At this time, a soldier immediately stepped forward to stop the old man, and the soldier shouted: "I said you old man, what is the matter with you, why are you squeezing forward so desperately." The old man hurriedly said, "I'm really sorry, I'm old and my eyes are not very good, I want to go to the front to see a little more clearly." ”
The soldier shouted, "This is not the place for you to come, please stand back immediately." ”
At this time, Fang Tiancheng turned around and asked, "What's going on with the chaos in the back." The soldier said, "Division, there is an old man who said that he is too old to see clearly, so he has to come to the front to see." Fang Tiancheng turned his head and looked at the old man carefully.
I saw that the old man's face was full of wrinkles, his sloppy beard was hunched, and the old man still had a big eye bag in his hand.
Fang Tiancheng said with a smile: "Since this old man is so curious, it's not a big deal to let him come to the front and take a look." As soon as the soldier heard this, he stopped stopping the old man, and the old man kept squeezing in front of Fang Tiancheng, and it seemed that the old man was eager to squeeze onto the stage.
At this time, Ouyang Yunfei said loudly: "Now please ask our big star Taotao to say hello to everyone." At this time, the golden monkey immediately ran down from the stage, and it came to a child, and the golden monkey immediately stepped forward and took off the hat from the child's head, and then put it on his head, and everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw it.
The boy immediately shouted, "Give me back my hat." Ouyang Yunfei smiled and said, "Don't worry, that little friend, I will return the hat to you after we finish the performance." At this time, Taotao ran over and snatched an old man's crutches, and Taotao actually carried the crutches, limping like the old man walking.
Taotao saw that there was an old man in front of Fang Tiancheng, he was very funny with a big cigarette pouch in his hand, and Taotao immediately pounced.
At this time, the old man's eyes flashed with a cunning light, and he aimed the head of the cigarette pouch at Fang Tiancheng's chest, these inconspicuous movements seemed to be very ordinary, but in fact, there was a murderous motive hidden in them, of course, no one could see the doorway.
The old man's heart was secretly proud, seeing that he was about to succeed, he seemed to be a little unable to suppress the excitement and joy in his heart, at this moment suddenly Tao Tao came over, and snatched the big cigarette pouch in the old man's hand at once, the old man suddenly couldn't help but be stunned, and people immediately laughed again.
Taotao took the big cigarette pouch and played with it in his hand, Taotao put the big cigarette pouch in his mouth and began to learn to smoke, and he didn't know what was going on, but suddenly he only heard a bang, and saw a puff of smoke coming out of the big cigarette pouch, and then a soldier beside Fang Tiancheng immediately fell to the ground with a scream.
The old man saw that something was wrong and quickly turned around and was about to run away, Ouyang Yunfei knew that something was wrong at a glance, Ouyang Yunfei shouted: "That old man has a problem, everyone hurry up and catch him." ”
Ouyang Yunfei jumped off the stage as he spoke, and immediately threw himself at the old man.
Ouyang Yunfei came to the old man in a flash, Ouyang Yunfei punched the old man with a black tiger with a move, the old man was not ambiguous, the old man dodged Ouyang Yunfei's punch in a flash, and then the old man flew up and kicked Ouyang Yunfei's crotch.
Ouyang Yunfei stretched out his hand and immediately grabbed the old man's feet and neck, Ouyang Yunfei was like lightning, and grabbed the old man's foot and neck at once, Ouyang Yunfei's left leg immediately swept towards the old man's left leg, Ouyang Yunfei said loudly: "You fall down for me." ”