Nima!

I'm afraid it's not a fool!

When she was in pain, the beautiful image of the woman in Chen Xiao's heart collapsed......

"Wait, can you stop ......"

Before Chen Xiao could finish speaking, the woman had already bent down again.

"Whoosh!"

"Bang bang bang!"

The stones struck Chen Xiao like a storm.

Chen Xiao, who couldn't breathe and was already unlucky to hang on a tree with a crooked neck, added several eye-catching abrasions and bruises to his face.

"Big ...... Sister, can we stop throwing stones, do you think this is playing Angry Birds? Even if I'm a pig, it's almost the same if I smash so much!"

Looking at the graceful figure at the bottom of the valley, Chen Xiao let out a hysterical wail.

Who knew that the woman shook her head at Chen Xiao resolutely and said, "No, I must save you." ”

After finishing speaking, Chen Xiao watched the woman pick up a piece of half-person size, hundreds of catties.

This scene let Chen Xiao know that the woman in front of her was not only a fool, but also a brute.

The most important thing is that the woman not only picked up the boulder, but also easily spun around in place a few times and made a shot put action.

At that time, Chen Xiao's eyes were about to pop out.

"Big ...... Eldest sister, do you want to change a stone!"

Chen Xiao swallowed her saliva, having no doubt that the woman could throw the stone up.

You know, under the author's big pen, there seems to be nothing that can't happen.

"It's okay, I'm not tired. ”

The woman smiled, and the boulder came out of her hand.

Chen Xiao was helpless, and she didn't ask her if she was tired.

He is not worried that this stone will cause him to hang up, he is worried that this stone will fall down and make himself half of his body.

But the stone didn't know what Chen Xiao was thinking at this moment, and with the assistance of the woman, he crashed straight over.

"Your sister, you must not be hit by this stone, you must not be hit by this stone. ”

Seeing that the boulder was getting closer and closer to him, Chen Xiao, who couldn't do anything, could only fold his hands and pray silently.

While praying silently, Chen Xiao, who opened his eyes again, saw that the shrunken version of the meat ball rolled down from above with a bright and dazzling eye, and smashed it on the branch where he hung on it impartially.

This allowed Chen Xiao to escape the catastrophe.

"Finally escaped!"

In the process of falling rapidly, Chen Xiao patted his chest with relief and let out a long sigh of relief.

But how did he know that this was just one of the episodes.

The real cruelty is far from coming.

Because at this moment, he is immersed in the joy of getting rid of bad luck.

It wasn't until she fell into a warm embrace that Chen Xiao noticed that something was wrong.

"Childe, are you alright?"

The soft voice sounded in Chen Xiao's ears, and the pungent stench also penetrated into the nasal cavity, making Chen Xiao's stomach cramp and almost not vomit.

It was precisely because of this spasm that Chen Xiao suddenly woke up.

I also saw the woman's face more clearly!

The shoulders are as wide as a board, the green tendons that burst out, the muscles that are raised, and the thick stubble, which is like an upgraded version of the flower.

"Oh!"

Looking at Ruhua, Chen Xiao, who couldn't help it, simply vomited.

"Childe, what's wrong with you?

Seeing that Chen Xiao's reaction was so huge, Ruhua hurriedly ran behind Chen Xiao and gently patted Chen Xiao's back.

Rao is gentle slap almost cost Chen Xiao's life.

Ruhua slapped down, Chen Xiao only felt that his internal organs were about to be shattered.

I didn't vomit anymore, I vomited blood directly.

"Can you stay away from me. ”

Chen Xiao glanced at Ruhua, her eyes full of fear and complexity.

The complication is, what about your own gold finger?

What if there is no grass growing within five meters?

Why didn't it work?

Or is it that the author has deliberately set up a supporting character who can be immune to his real damage?

If this is really the case, then Chen Xiao feels that he might as well be dead!

"Does Childe dislike me?"

Ruhua followed behind Chen Xiao, and her timid voice was distressing.

Just listening to the voice, Chen Xiao felt that it was good to be like a flower, but Chen Xiao just couldn't accept a woman with more hair than herself to follow her.

"Yes!" Chen Xiao replied decisively.

"But Xiaohua has been waiting for her son at the bottom of the valley for more than ten years?"

More than a decade?

Still a little flower?

Could it be that she is really called Ruhua!

"How do you know you're waiting for me?"

"I don't know, maybe it was set like this from the beginning!"

Hearing Xiaohua's response, Chen Xiao couldn't help but have black lines on her head.

Just talk, why rob Daji of the lines in the glory of the king.

Besides, what do people look like, what do you look like, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?

What made Chen Xiao even more helpless was that he didn't know how to respond to Xiaohua.

The author's great wishes, who can change it?

But Chen Xiao, who has read a lot of fantasy novels, still understands a truth.

If fate is unfair, then fight him to the end!

Now all he has to do is to get rid of the shackles of Xiaohua, run towards freedom, and show the blueprint in his heart.

Isn't it just the establishment of an empire in the center of the earth?

As a three-good young man of modern socialism, living in the era of developed Internet, Chen Xiao has also played a lot of simulation development games.

Especially when smart phones were just popularized, the game of blowing skirts and tearing clothes was popular all over the country.

As long as you open which app, Chen Xiao can blow in the middle of the night, and she will never get tired of tearing.

So when the author said what he wanted to do, Chen Xiao already had a complete system plan.

Merely......

It's just that before Chen Xiao could take action, his stomach screamed angrily......

"Goo~"

"Goo~"

The sound is so loud that it is particularly embarrassing.

But for Xiaohua, who walked step by step behind Chen Xiao, it was different.

After hearing Chen Xiao's stomach ring, Xiaohua instantly grasped the value of self-realization, and shouted at Chen Xiao: "Is Childe hungry? Xiaohua can cook! ”

As the old saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grasp the man's stomach.

This point is completely reflected in Chen Xiao.

Chen Xiao's heart was moved.

Chen Xiao stopped, holding back the churning in his stomach, and Chen Xiao looked at Xiaohua's incomprehensible face.

"What will you do......"

"I will do, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck roasted chicken roasted goose, braised salted duck sauce chicken bacon, pine flower belly ......"

What's the situation?

What brain circuits?

Chen Xiao was dumbfounded, what is the name of the dish at this time.

By the time Xiaohua finished reporting the name of the dish, she would have starved to death, after all, there were two or three hundred dishes!

"Alright, alright, stop! will you do all of this?"

"yes, it's just that there's no material here!" Xiaohua said, her eyes widened and she blew her beard.

"Then what are you talking nonsense with me here?" Chen Xiao glanced at Xiaohua angrily, turned around and walked forward, from beginning to end, the distance between the two was within five meters.

"None of these are there, but I can make Jenny turtle soup for Childe!"

Jenny ...... Turtle soup?" Chen Xiao couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.